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Cumback Pussy 27: Girls Of The Asian Persuasion
Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by VictoriO
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Starring: Leanni Lei, Jules Jordan, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Mark Anthony, Kianna Bradley, Giselle Yum, Jade Marcela, Sasha Cummings, Miko Lee, China Doll, Cindy Young, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso
Review brief: Cumback Pussy 27: Girls of the Asian Persuasion Year: 2000 Starring: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings, Mark Davis, Miko Lee, Mark Anthony, Giselle Yum, Kianna Bradley, China Doll, Herschel Savage, Leanni Lei, Jules, Jade Marcela, Dave Hardman, Cindy Young Special Features: Trailers (I didn't take the time to look at them), Photo Galleria, Chapters Company: Elegant Angel -I rented this DVD expecting so much. I was highly disappointed. This shit is mediocre at best! Elegant Angel makes some good films, but this film blows major hard! The 'Cumback Pussy' theme song is terrible & annoying. The sex is weak & the females are a bit tired looking in here. I like Leanni Lei, Jade Marcella & Giselle Yum but this film is a waste! Yet, it is one of the biggest bestsellers on DVD. Fuck all this! I don't even feel like doing a full review on this shit; it's not worth it nor my time. I recommend that you all see Leanni Lei in "Color Blind II", "Cumback Pussy 21" & "Bottom Feeders" (I wanna see her in "New Breed II").
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Seymore Butts' Gluteus to the Maximus
Release date: 8/14/2001
Reviewed on: 10/21/2001 by Endorphin
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Shanna McCullough, Katie Gold, Melanie, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Love, Alex Dane
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Starring: Taylor Hayes, Melanie Stone, Shanna McCullough, Alyssa Love, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Alex Dane, Peter North, Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels Pros: Melanie Stones ass!!!, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Loves look, nice skip to scene feature Cons: ass to mouth, Alyssa is always given head after it was in somebodys ass, licking guys assholes, one scene did not finish, Ron Jeremy, poor audio/video, no good chick ID Notable feature: Seymore Butts commentary. Though, I really didn't care enough for the DVD to rewatch it with commentary. Overall: There is plenty of enthusiasm and plenty of sex. Unfortunately that included sex and enthusiasm that I did not want to see. First, I cant stand seeing ass to mouth blowjobs. Alyssa makes sure she sucks every cock after it has been in every ass. Second, I dont like to see some guys asshole get licked. I dont have much of a desire to experience a tongue between my own ass cheeks and I CERTAINLY dont want to watch it done to some other guy.
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Heiress (Vivid Wave)
Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 10/9/2001 by dumblonde
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Starring: Ona Zee, Siobhan Hunter, Samantha Strong, Jeff Stryker, Stephanie Rage, Damien Cashmere, Nick Ferrar, Rocky DeLorenzo
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Title: The Heiress Studio: Vivid Wave Running length: 90 minutes too long D.O.P. 11/20/00 is only date given Writer/Director: Paul Thomas Female cast:Samantha Strong, Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter, Ona Zee Male cast: Jeff Stryker, Nick Ferrar, Lou Paul, Damien Cashmere (Randy West)? Audio/Video: Bad. Only because of what you CAN see and hear. Perhaps duct tape over the camera lens would have been an improvement. You can always use your MUTE button to help things along as well. OK, speaking strictly about the A/V only, it still wasn't good, especially during the sex scenes. At times too shadowy, and only a couple of different angles used detracted from any enjoyment. Or, maybe not. Extras: some good previews, with Raquel Darrien and Alexandra Silk. Some trailers were also on the flip side. General comments: Let's just say that Randy West was the least offensive thing in this whole production. That should be enough to lose a few readers right there, and I understand.
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Gaia: Les Obstacles Del Amour
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001 by Speelie
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Starring: Allison, Michaela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lucie, Domilika Baumanova
Studio: Private
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Directed by Christoph Clark Released on DVD 6/2001 (on VHS circa 1997) Cast: Alison, Miluse, Eva, DominikaBaumanova, Lucie, Michaela, Sylvie (aka Sylvia Saint), Mishi, Kris Newz, Jean-Yves LeCastel, John Walton, Christoph Clark The Gaia series was Private's attempt to shed some of their hardcore, Euro-anal-fucking image, and collect a piece of the couples' market. This was the first movie in the Gaia line, and the concept was quickly considered a failure, so much so that by the final Gaia movie (#6 Profession: Porn Actress) Clark had already reverted to his usual boyz get their rocks off formula. What this and its successors have in common with Clark's The Perversion of Barbara and the Laure Sinclair movies he shot for Marc Dorcel is that all show his early style. In the mid-90's Clark, perhaps at the request of his producers, shot fast paced movies, with up to 8 separate scenes in 90 minutes. The focus was on showing pretty women, and the action was usually anal.
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Arabica
Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/12/2001 by astroknight
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Starring: Deborah Wells, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Yves Baillat, Sunny McKay, Philippe Soine, Rita Olivsky, Luigi De Giostri, Mario De sica, Patrick Le Nain, Richard Voicin, Christoph Clark
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Sunny McKay, Deborah Wells, Lynn Le May, Rita Olivsky, Jasmine, Christophe Clark, Philippe Soine, Yves Ballard, Richard Voicin, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Luigi Giostri, Patrick le Nain, and Mario de Sica Initial Expectations: Considering the only other film Ive seen from Mario Salieri, namely Dracula , sucked, I dont have much hope for I> Arabica either. Initial Reaction: Its highly inconsistent movie, but does have some hot sex. The DVD as a whole, however, is pretty poor. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Deborah Wells and people who like forced sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see mostly consensual sex Audio /Video Quality: The French audio doesnt appear to be too bad. The English audio is dubbed and sounds ridiculous, which is par for the course for dubbed audio. I could barely keep from laughing through most of the audio. Ron Jeremy and Sunny McKay are dubbed in both languages.
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Buttman's Butt Freak 3
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/3/2001 by Kobiata
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Laura Black, Nacho Vidal, Zara Lee, Christy Parks, Kate Frost, Jessica Foster, Sara Bernat, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttman's Butt Freak 3 by John Stagliano Evil Angel DVD/ June 2001/ 137 Minutes  DISC FEATURES  Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Dual Layer  Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3  Audio: - English  Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access  Additional Features: - Fetish Menu - Extra Footage - Photo Gallery - Filmography - Cast List - Biography Starring: Sarah Bernat, Christy Parks, Laura Black, Zarah Lee, Kate Frost, and Jessica Foster Synopsis: It's a gonzo film shot by John Stagliano. Overall: I cannot really recommend this to viewers. That's all I have to say. DVD Quality: The first scene is the only one that is grainy. Although the video is encoded Extras: The DVD has a disappointing photo gallery. The only worthwhile part of the extra footage is when Laura Black cries after she deep throats and apologizes! LIKES: Although Laura Black was not the Laura Black I expected, she turns out a good performance albeit TOO extreme for my tastes especially the anal probing. Kate Frost gives u
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Best by Private 14: Zodiac
Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/24/2001 by Comet Man
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Starring: Diana, Monika, Andrea, Regina, Sandra, Lolita, Helen Duval, Demia Moore, Cassandra Wild, Gili Sky, Cecile, Gabrielle Scream, Julia Spain, Laura Catwoman
Studio: Private
Review brief: This video is a collection of scenes from various Private movies. It is narrated by two women who match the women in the scenes w/ the astrological symbols; these women go through various states of undress while narrating this and star in their own scene at the end. You can see a full list of the scenes and where they are from here. I won't waste space describing the scenes. What I will spend time describing is the video quality, production, and what the girls look like. The girls are all predictably amazing looking except for the old blond, Helen Duvall, and Julia Spains. What disappointed me the most about this video is that some of the scenes look like they were dubbed off a crappy VHS tape. This includes scene 2 and scene 6 and scene 7 and scene 8. On the amazing babe side, Regina (scene 10) has legs that go on forever. It's too bad the scene was screwed up by being obviously shortened. Lolita (scene 7), Laura (scene 8), Diane (scene 5) and Cecilia (scene 2) area also awesome.
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Private Penthouse 3: Dangerous Things
Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/6/2001 by Speelie
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Starring: David Perry, Andrea, Silvia Saint, Alexa, Isabelle, Sandra, Nacho Vidal, Katja Love, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Carmen Santana
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Directed by Antonio Adamo Released 7/00 Cast: Sylvia Saint, Katja Love, Lea DeMae, Sandra, Alexa (aka Krisztina Bella), Andrea, Isabel, David Perry, Leslie Taylor, Franco Roccaforte, Nacho Vidal, Nick Lang I wasn't sure what to expect before viewing this. I had high hopes because of the beautiful cast, but I also remembered watching an Adamo video some months ago, and hating it due to the lack of heat in the sex scenes. As I watched Dangerous Things 1, I noticed again and again that Adamo put in touches that screamed out, "This is ART, dammit!" Subtlety gives way to ostentation. The movie begins with Sylvia Saint (gorgeous blonde Czech with a perfect body, as if you didn't know) describing the recent lack of success in her writing career. Actually, it is another actress with less of an accent, and her voice isn't nearly as sexy as Sylvia's. I wondered if this was a bad sign. As the voice over describes her love for her boyfriend, he appears in the person of David Perry.
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Pretty Girls (Sin City)
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001 by Brad
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Felecia, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Eva, Alexa, Brooke Lane, Katja Kean, jessica drake, Bonita Saint, Dani Sexton, Deven Davis, Antonia, Kristy Myst
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: Scene One - Drive In Lovin - Kristi Myst The first 2 minutes or so shows Kristi out side a 50s style drive in / burger joint set. She is dressed in a Pink sweater and a strapless top with her hair done in a bee hive style do. She flirts with the camera in various poses flashing her breasts and ass. I have been a fan of Kristis for a while and she seems to be enjoying herself more so than usual here as she genually smiles at the camera while teasing the viewer. A nice feature was some of the camera shots were done in black and white, complete with the moving vertical black lines, to try to enhance the 50s style of TV. Cut to an in car make out scene with a combo hand / blow job from Kristi. it surprised me how much she was smiling throughout this. She also made some good eye contact with the male actor (name unknown). She rides him while in the car for awhile before he does her doggy style outside the car.
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Debbie Does 'Em All 3 (NuTech)
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001 by Black Coffee
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Starring: Scott Irish, Barbara Dare, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Alexis Storm, Carol Cummings, Sasha Gabor, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies, Brett
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Adam York
Review brief: Director: Adam York Screenwriter: Todd Sellers Director of Photography: Ken Peterson Year of Release: 1989 Runtime: 79 min. Original Format: Video Cast: Barbara Dare, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies (aka Carol Cummings), Alexis Storm, Scott Irsh (Irish), Don Fernando, Buck Adams, Sasha Gabor, Brett (Next) One of the many adult films that feature a 'Debbie' doing someone or something, this one is nothing special. Barbara Dare plays Debbie, "America's Most Desired" woman, in a story that is painfully simple. Hal (Brett Next) is the host of a television show called "America's Most Desired." He has toured the country in search of the most desirable woman in America. He is now down to four finalists that he proceeds to showcase for our viewing pleasure. Finalist #1: An ugly hairdresser named Carolyn Carter (Carol Cummings) with dark hair and a bad boob job. The stats that are flashed on the screen say she is 26 years old, but 46 seems closer to the truth.
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Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Don Fernando, Ray Victory, Wayne Summers, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Jamila, Fetish, Dee Jay, Harry Kindness, Hans Muller
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations What guy, in the unlikely event of being pent up in a hospital, hasn't fantasized about a sexy nurse coming into their room and doing a bit of (to borrow from the song) Sexual Healing? Does "Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty" fullfil this fantasy? About the only thing the case says on this one is that the nurses will make sure you are sexually healthy whether or not they are on duty. It does point out that this is from their "Classic Collection" meaning it has been digitally remastered and re-released on DVD format. The Main Event The first scene opens with a nurse saying it is 10 midnight and she's waiting for four doctors to join her in the room. She's wearing a white outfit, and the typical white hat with the red cross sybol on it. Do nurses even wear such hats anymore? Soon enough, the four guys enter, already nude. Glad I don't see nude doctors walking around the halls when I'm unfortunate enough to be at the hospital.
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Senator's Daughter, The (NuTech)
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/22/2001 by astroknight
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Starring: John Holmes, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Don Flowers
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Director: Don Flowers Cast: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Rick Toole, Manuel Stucazzu, Nancy Crew, Allan Ball, Bruce L. Bruce, Sara Tulip, Alan Fink, and the Belly High Dance Troupe Initial Expectations: This one sound like a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun but not much of a porno. Audio /Video Quality: Its a classic, so one shouldnt expect it to look like a recently made movie. Even without considering the age, the audio is pretty clear. When considering the age, its great. The video suffers a little more. Its grainy and often very fuzzy with some relics. Music: The 70s music you know and love. Make that the 70s music you know. Review: The Senators Daughter is a lot of fun but its a little disappointing as a porno. Yes, normally the sex scenes in classic porn arent as long or defined as in modern porn but theyre even less so here.
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Aphrodisiac, The (Heatwave)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
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Starring: Deborah Wells, Katie, Zenza Raggi, Claudia, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Chris Charming, Rewhard, Monica Baal, Reinhardt, Ketthy Divan
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: The Aphrodisiac Studio: Heatwave Starring Female: Nikki Anderson Looks: a lot of hot girls. But! BUT!! A whole slew of ugly men! There is a guy who looks like Frankenstein. He's not even using makeup. He's very gross. First Impression: Hey look a hospital. An ambulance on the cover. Yippie lets see what sex is like in the hospital. ;) Oh man this sucked! Likes: Nikki Anderson was okay. But Cute Nurse #1 now she was hot. But she fucked ugly doctor #2. = ( Dislikes: Every guy except the mechanic. Ewwwwwwwwwww so ugly I was scared. Review: I didn't realize until afterwards that this DVD stars Niki Anderson. She's one of Private's hot Euro-Blondes. She just happens to be in this Heatwave DVD. She's in the first scene. She's a patient in a hospital. And you guessed it she has sex with her doctor. She doesn't look as good as she normally is in Private releases. So let me tell you about the plot. these 2 doctors develop a drug that makes people horny. You guessed it, it's an Aphrodisiac. Well they need to smuggle it out of the country.
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Flashpoint (Wicked)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by Xipper
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is an example of a movie being more than the sum of its parts. Or in this case, less than the sum of its parts. The individual elements wouldn't make a bad flick, but mix them together and you've got salmon flavored ice-cream. I like salmon, and I like ice-cream. But I don't like salmon flavored ice-cream. Once a week my girlfriend and I cuddle up and watch some porn together. The problem we had with this flick was that the plot was somewhat interesting and the sex was good, BUT the plot was not sexual or erotic. The plot was downright depressing. Long dialogs describing crippled firemen and crippled relationships interspursed with great sex. We'd get going with the flow of the sex only to be brought to a screeching halt by some depressing monologue. And there seemed to be a lot of them. And I didn't understand the use of the monologues. The point of most of them could have been expressed much better visually with a "flash back" approach.
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Zazel (1 DVD Release)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by JB
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Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I watch them to get aroused... and that's where this film is lacking. Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene). While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth.
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Cherry Pie (Sin City)
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
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Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Dykes Of Perversion
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by Dr. Mocha
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, Anna Malle, Coral Sands
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Wolfgang Smyth
Review brief: With the word "Perversion" in the title, and the name of the studio being "Bizarre", I don't think it unreasonable to expect a wee bit more than extended massage and lite spanking. But well, more than that there ain't. The chemistry is decent between the various combination of performers. It's obvious that all are into spanking and the roles of dominant and submissive. The best chemistry is between Summer and Anna it's readily apparent that they dig each other, that this scene could be just part of a ongoing larger relationship. And the use of crushed oranges and bananas is either hot, interesting or yucky depending on your mental wiring. However, despite being only an hour long, this DVD dragged, each of the three pairings dragged. There was no nasty psychological dynamic between the players, it was closer to "Tee Hee I like Spanking" and "Tee Hee I like to be Spanked".
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Blue Ribbon Blue
Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000 by Diville
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included.
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Freaks & Geeks
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
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Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Covergirl (Wicked Pictures)
Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
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Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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IR4: Inrearendance Day
Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Student Nurses (Caballero)
Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Curse of the Catwoman
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Jake Steed, Randy Spears, Raven, Jamie Gillis, Ashley Nicole, Racquel Darrian, Rocco Siffredi, Marc Wallice, Selena Steele, Zara Whites, Dizzy Blonde, Christian Parker, Jimmy Pike, Derek Lane, Jerry Lee, Jay Roth
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: If you are forever stuck in the 1980's, keep reading, this movie will be right up your alley. If, however, you are looking for something fresh and modern, quit now and look for another review. Overall, I am quite impressed with the video remastering job done on this movie. After all, the original was shot what I estimate to be in the 1980s. Parts of the video appear hazy, almost like a midday soap opera, but this is the desired effect they were going for at the time, and not to be construed as a flaw in the video. If you remember anything about the 80s, you'll remember how video effects were new, neat, and excessively used. This movie is no exception, reverse video and other color based effects are used quite a bit in the early parts of the film, to the point I found distracting. Thankfully it doesn't permiate the entire movie. The audio, likewise, is very good. It was full and rich, even if it was a bit annoying, but that is just my opinion. The repeating musical chord is more the fault of a limited musical score, rather than the remastered audio track.
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Action Sports Sex 5
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/9/2000 by Saki
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Jessica Jewel, T.J. Hart, Pat Myne, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Envy, C.J. Bennett, Dayton Rains, Elizabeth Starr, Felicity, Jack Moore, Jamall Johnson
Studio: Vivid Raw
Review brief: Action Sports Sex 5 (1999) Studio: Vivid Raw Directed by: Robby D. Starring: Shelbee Myne, Dayton Rains, Felicity, Elizabeth Starr, McKayla, Envy, C.J. Bennett, T.J. Hart, Jessica Jewel, Bobby V., Brandon Iron, Pat Myne, Steve Taylor Running Time: 2:09 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Animated main menu; full motion video chapter selection; 2 photo galleries with 65 photos; 8 random video clips; and trailers for Action Sports Sex Vols. 1-3 and Sin-a-Matic Vols. 2-3. The First Word: If it wasn't for the irritating chatter and really, really bad boob jobs, this gonzo would have had a chance... Plot Synopsis: This is a first-person gonzo with Robby D. as the cameraman. No plot, just the typical gonzo B.S. of picking up girls off the street, even though we know that they're all porn stars. In this case, most of the pickups involve "finding" bikini-clad girls on the beach and brining them back to a sparsely-furnished house and fucking.
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Matador 1, The (Private)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/6/2000 by Saki
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Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: The Matador 1 (1999) Studio: Private Directed by: Jean Yves Le Castel Starring: Clarissa, Vlasta, Helen Birne, Christine, Atlantis, Cassandra Wilde, Nicol, Jean Yves Le Castel, Jean Pierre Armand, Remigio Zampa, Yves Le Prince Running Time: 1:29 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Animated menus with full motion video; 32-picture photo gallery; cast biographies; film notes; 5-minute making-of report; English, German, Spanish, French and Italian language audio tracks; Dutch, Danish, Swedish, and Portuguese subtitles; and trailers for Fatal Orchid, Tania Russof (The Story), Indecency, Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams, and Millennium The First Word: Ugh, are we sure that Private made this gonzo? Homely girls, ugly guys, tons of graphic anal gapes, and some really disgusting bits that will send some people running for the bathroom are what The Matador is serving up in first volume of Private's new gonzo anal series. Plot Synopsis: To quote the production notes on the DVD: "'The Matador Series' is dedicated to people who don't care about dialogues and long introductions.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by VictoriO
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Starring: Leanni Lei, Jules Jordan, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Mark Anthony, Kianna Bradley, Giselle Yum, Jade Marcela, Sasha Cummings, Miko Lee, China Doll, Cindy Young, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso
Review brief: Cumback Pussy 27: Girls of the Asian Persuasion Year: 2000 Starring: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings, Mark Davis, Miko Lee, Mark Anthony, Giselle Yum, Kianna Bradley, China Doll, Herschel Savage, Leanni Lei, Jules, Jade Marcela, Dave Hardman, Cindy Young Special Features: Trailers (I didn't take the time to look at them), Photo Galleria, Chapters Company: Elegant Angel -I rented this DVD expecting so much. I was highly disappointed. This shit is mediocre at best! Elegant Angel makes some good films, but this film blows major hard! The 'Cumback Pussy' theme song is terrible & annoying. The sex is weak & the females are a bit tired looking in here. I like Leanni Lei, Jade Marcella & Giselle Yum but this film is a waste! Yet, it is one of the biggest bestsellers on DVD. Fuck all this! I don't even feel like doing a full review on this shit; it's not worth it nor my time. I recommend that you all see Leanni Lei in "Color Blind II", "Cumback Pussy 21" & "Bottom Feeders" (I wanna see her in "New Breed II").
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Release date: 8/14/2001
Reviewed on: 10/21/2001 by Endorphin
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Shanna McCullough, Katie Gold, Melanie, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Love, Alex Dane
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Starring: Taylor Hayes, Melanie Stone, Shanna McCullough, Alyssa Love, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Alex Dane, Peter North, Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels Pros: Melanie Stones ass!!!, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Loves look, nice skip to scene feature Cons: ass to mouth, Alyssa is always given head after it was in somebodys ass, licking guys assholes, one scene did not finish, Ron Jeremy, poor audio/video, no good chick ID Notable feature: Seymore Butts commentary. Though, I really didn't care enough for the DVD to rewatch it with commentary. Overall: There is plenty of enthusiasm and plenty of sex. Unfortunately that included sex and enthusiasm that I did not want to see. First, I cant stand seeing ass to mouth blowjobs. Alyssa makes sure she sucks every cock after it has been in every ass. Second, I dont like to see some guys asshole get licked. I dont have much of a desire to experience a tongue between my own ass cheeks and I CERTAINLY dont want to watch it done to some other guy.
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Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 10/9/2001 by dumblonde
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Starring: Ona Zee, Siobhan Hunter, Samantha Strong, Jeff Stryker, Stephanie Rage, Damien Cashmere, Nick Ferrar, Rocky DeLorenzo
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Title: The Heiress Studio: Vivid Wave Running length: 90 minutes too long D.O.P. 11/20/00 is only date given Writer/Director: Paul Thomas Female cast:Samantha Strong, Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter, Ona Zee Male cast: Jeff Stryker, Nick Ferrar, Lou Paul, Damien Cashmere (Randy West)? Audio/Video: Bad. Only because of what you CAN see and hear. Perhaps duct tape over the camera lens would have been an improvement. You can always use your MUTE button to help things along as well. OK, speaking strictly about the A/V only, it still wasn't good, especially during the sex scenes. At times too shadowy, and only a couple of different angles used detracted from any enjoyment. Or, maybe not. Extras: some good previews, with Raquel Darrien and Alexandra Silk. Some trailers were also on the flip side. General comments: Let's just say that Randy West was the least offensive thing in this whole production. That should be enough to lose a few readers right there, and I understand.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001 by Speelie
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Starring: Allison, Michaela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lucie, Domilika Baumanova
Studio: Private
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Directed by Christoph Clark Released on DVD 6/2001 (on VHS circa 1997) Cast: Alison, Miluse, Eva, DominikaBaumanova, Lucie, Michaela, Sylvie (aka Sylvia Saint), Mishi, Kris Newz, Jean-Yves LeCastel, John Walton, Christoph Clark The Gaia series was Private's attempt to shed some of their hardcore, Euro-anal-fucking image, and collect a piece of the couples' market. This was the first movie in the Gaia line, and the concept was quickly considered a failure, so much so that by the final Gaia movie (#6 Profession: Porn Actress) Clark had already reverted to his usual boyz get their rocks off formula. What this and its successors have in common with Clark's The Perversion of Barbara and the Laure Sinclair movies he shot for Marc Dorcel is that all show his early style. In the mid-90's Clark, perhaps at the request of his producers, shot fast paced movies, with up to 8 separate scenes in 90 minutes. The focus was on showing pretty women, and the action was usually anal.
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Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/12/2001 by astroknight
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Starring: Deborah Wells, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Yves Baillat, Sunny McKay, Philippe Soine, Rita Olivsky, Luigi De Giostri, Mario De sica, Patrick Le Nain, Richard Voicin, Christoph Clark
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Sunny McKay, Deborah Wells, Lynn Le May, Rita Olivsky, Jasmine, Christophe Clark, Philippe Soine, Yves Ballard, Richard Voicin, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Luigi Giostri, Patrick le Nain, and Mario de Sica Initial Expectations: Considering the only other film Ive seen from Mario Salieri, namely Dracula , sucked, I dont have much hope for I> Arabica either. Initial Reaction: Its highly inconsistent movie, but does have some hot sex. The DVD as a whole, however, is pretty poor. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Deborah Wells and people who like forced sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see mostly consensual sex Audio /Video Quality: The French audio doesnt appear to be too bad. The English audio is dubbed and sounds ridiculous, which is par for the course for dubbed audio. I could barely keep from laughing through most of the audio. Ron Jeremy and Sunny McKay are dubbed in both languages.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/3/2001 by Kobiata
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Laura Black, Nacho Vidal, Zara Lee, Christy Parks, Kate Frost, Jessica Foster, Sara Bernat, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttman's Butt Freak 3 by John Stagliano Evil Angel DVD/ June 2001/ 137 Minutes  DISC FEATURES  Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Dual Layer  Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3  Audio: - English  Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access  Additional Features: - Fetish Menu - Extra Footage - Photo Gallery - Filmography - Cast List - Biography Starring: Sarah Bernat, Christy Parks, Laura Black, Zarah Lee, Kate Frost, and Jessica Foster Synopsis: It's a gonzo film shot by John Stagliano. Overall: I cannot really recommend this to viewers. That's all I have to say. DVD Quality: The first scene is the only one that is grainy. Although the video is encoded Extras: The DVD has a disappointing photo gallery. The only worthwhile part of the extra footage is when Laura Black cries after she deep throats and apologizes! LIKES: Although Laura Black was not the Laura Black I expected, she turns out a good performance albeit TOO extreme for my tastes especially the anal probing. Kate Frost gives u
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/24/2001 by Comet Man
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Starring: Diana, Monika, Andrea, Regina, Sandra, Lolita, Helen Duval, Demia Moore, Cassandra Wild, Gili Sky, Cecile, Gabrielle Scream, Julia Spain, Laura Catwoman
Studio: Private
Review brief: This video is a collection of scenes from various Private movies. It is narrated by two women who match the women in the scenes w/ the astrological symbols; these women go through various states of undress while narrating this and star in their own scene at the end. You can see a full list of the scenes and where they are from here. I won't waste space describing the scenes. What I will spend time describing is the video quality, production, and what the girls look like. The girls are all predictably amazing looking except for the old blond, Helen Duvall, and Julia Spains. What disappointed me the most about this video is that some of the scenes look like they were dubbed off a crappy VHS tape. This includes scene 2 and scene 6 and scene 7 and scene 8. On the amazing babe side, Regina (scene 10) has legs that go on forever. It's too bad the scene was screwed up by being obviously shortened. Lolita (scene 7), Laura (scene 8), Diane (scene 5) and Cecilia (scene 2) area also awesome.
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/6/2001 by Speelie
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Starring: David Perry, Andrea, Silvia Saint, Alexa, Isabelle, Sandra, Nacho Vidal, Katja Love, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Carmen Santana
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Directed by Antonio Adamo Released 7/00 Cast: Sylvia Saint, Katja Love, Lea DeMae, Sandra, Alexa (aka Krisztina Bella), Andrea, Isabel, David Perry, Leslie Taylor, Franco Roccaforte, Nacho Vidal, Nick Lang I wasn't sure what to expect before viewing this. I had high hopes because of the beautiful cast, but I also remembered watching an Adamo video some months ago, and hating it due to the lack of heat in the sex scenes. As I watched Dangerous Things 1, I noticed again and again that Adamo put in touches that screamed out, "This is ART, dammit!" Subtlety gives way to ostentation. The movie begins with Sylvia Saint (gorgeous blonde Czech with a perfect body, as if you didn't know) describing the recent lack of success in her writing career. Actually, it is another actress with less of an accent, and her voice isn't nearly as sexy as Sylvia's. I wondered if this was a bad sign. As the voice over describes her love for her boyfriend, he appears in the person of David Perry.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001 by Brad
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Felecia, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Eva, Alexa, Brooke Lane, Katja Kean, jessica drake, Bonita Saint, Dani Sexton, Deven Davis, Antonia, Kristy Myst
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: Scene One - Drive In Lovin - Kristi Myst The first 2 minutes or so shows Kristi out side a 50s style drive in / burger joint set. She is dressed in a Pink sweater and a strapless top with her hair done in a bee hive style do. She flirts with the camera in various poses flashing her breasts and ass. I have been a fan of Kristis for a while and she seems to be enjoying herself more so than usual here as she genually smiles at the camera while teasing the viewer. A nice feature was some of the camera shots were done in black and white, complete with the moving vertical black lines, to try to enhance the 50s style of TV. Cut to an in car make out scene with a combo hand / blow job from Kristi. it surprised me how much she was smiling throughout this. She also made some good eye contact with the male actor (name unknown). She rides him while in the car for awhile before he does her doggy style outside the car.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001 by Black Coffee
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Starring: Scott Irish, Barbara Dare, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Alexis Storm, Carol Cummings, Sasha Gabor, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies, Brett
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Adam York
Review brief: Director: Adam York Screenwriter: Todd Sellers Director of Photography: Ken Peterson Year of Release: 1989 Runtime: 79 min. Original Format: Video Cast: Barbara Dare, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies (aka Carol Cummings), Alexis Storm, Scott Irsh (Irish), Don Fernando, Buck Adams, Sasha Gabor, Brett (Next) One of the many adult films that feature a 'Debbie' doing someone or something, this one is nothing special. Barbara Dare plays Debbie, "America's Most Desired" woman, in a story that is painfully simple. Hal (Brett Next) is the host of a television show called "America's Most Desired." He has toured the country in search of the most desirable woman in America. He is now down to four finalists that he proceeds to showcase for our viewing pleasure. Finalist #1: An ugly hairdresser named Carolyn Carter (Carol Cummings) with dark hair and a bad boob job. The stats that are flashed on the screen say she is 26 years old, but 46 seems closer to the truth.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Don Fernando, Ray Victory, Wayne Summers, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Jamila, Fetish, Dee Jay, Harry Kindness, Hans Muller
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations What guy, in the unlikely event of being pent up in a hospital, hasn't fantasized about a sexy nurse coming into their room and doing a bit of (to borrow from the song) Sexual Healing? Does "Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty" fullfil this fantasy? About the only thing the case says on this one is that the nurses will make sure you are sexually healthy whether or not they are on duty. It does point out that this is from their "Classic Collection" meaning it has been digitally remastered and re-released on DVD format. The Main Event The first scene opens with a nurse saying it is 10 midnight and she's waiting for four doctors to join her in the room. She's wearing a white outfit, and the typical white hat with the red cross sybol on it. Do nurses even wear such hats anymore? Soon enough, the four guys enter, already nude. Glad I don't see nude doctors walking around the halls when I'm unfortunate enough to be at the hospital.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/22/2001 by astroknight
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Starring: John Holmes, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Don Flowers
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Director: Don Flowers Cast: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Rick Toole, Manuel Stucazzu, Nancy Crew, Allan Ball, Bruce L. Bruce, Sara Tulip, Alan Fink, and the Belly High Dance Troupe Initial Expectations: This one sound like a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun but not much of a porno. Audio /Video Quality: Its a classic, so one shouldnt expect it to look like a recently made movie. Even without considering the age, the audio is pretty clear. When considering the age, its great. The video suffers a little more. Its grainy and often very fuzzy with some relics. Music: The 70s music you know and love. Make that the 70s music you know. Review: The Senators Daughter is a lot of fun but its a little disappointing as a porno. Yes, normally the sex scenes in classic porn arent as long or defined as in modern porn but theyre even less so here.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
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Starring: Deborah Wells, Katie, Zenza Raggi, Claudia, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Chris Charming, Rewhard, Monica Baal, Reinhardt, Ketthy Divan
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: The Aphrodisiac Studio: Heatwave Starring Female: Nikki Anderson Looks: a lot of hot girls. But! BUT!! A whole slew of ugly men! There is a guy who looks like Frankenstein. He's not even using makeup. He's very gross. First Impression: Hey look a hospital. An ambulance on the cover. Yippie lets see what sex is like in the hospital. ;) Oh man this sucked! Likes: Nikki Anderson was okay. But Cute Nurse #1 now she was hot. But she fucked ugly doctor #2. = ( Dislikes: Every guy except the mechanic. Ewwwwwwwwwww so ugly I was scared. Review: I didn't realize until afterwards that this DVD stars Niki Anderson. She's one of Private's hot Euro-Blondes. She just happens to be in this Heatwave DVD. She's in the first scene. She's a patient in a hospital. And you guessed it she has sex with her doctor. She doesn't look as good as she normally is in Private releases. So let me tell you about the plot. these 2 doctors develop a drug that makes people horny. You guessed it, it's an Aphrodisiac. Well they need to smuggle it out of the country.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by Xipper
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is an example of a movie being more than the sum of its parts. Or in this case, less than the sum of its parts. The individual elements wouldn't make a bad flick, but mix them together and you've got salmon flavored ice-cream. I like salmon, and I like ice-cream. But I don't like salmon flavored ice-cream. Once a week my girlfriend and I cuddle up and watch some porn together. The problem we had with this flick was that the plot was somewhat interesting and the sex was good, BUT the plot was not sexual or erotic. The plot was downright depressing. Long dialogs describing crippled firemen and crippled relationships interspursed with great sex. We'd get going with the flow of the sex only to be brought to a screeching halt by some depressing monologue. And there seemed to be a lot of them. And I didn't understand the use of the monologues. The point of most of them could have been expressed much better visually with a "flash back" approach.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by JB
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Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I watch them to get aroused... and that's where this film is lacking. Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene). While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
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Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by Dr. Mocha
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, Anna Malle, Coral Sands
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Wolfgang Smyth
Review brief: With the word "Perversion" in the title, and the name of the studio being "Bizarre", I don't think it unreasonable to expect a wee bit more than extended massage and lite spanking. But well, more than that there ain't. The chemistry is decent between the various combination of performers. It's obvious that all are into spanking and the roles of dominant and submissive. The best chemistry is between Summer and Anna it's readily apparent that they dig each other, that this scene could be just part of a ongoing larger relationship. And the use of crushed oranges and bananas is either hot, interesting or yucky depending on your mental wiring. However, despite being only an hour long, this DVD dragged, each of the three pairings dragged. There was no nasty psychological dynamic between the players, it was closer to "Tee Hee I like Spanking" and "Tee Hee I like to be Spanked".
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000 by Diville
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
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Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
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Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Jake Steed, Randy Spears, Raven, Jamie Gillis, Ashley Nicole, Racquel Darrian, Rocco Siffredi, Marc Wallice, Selena Steele, Zara Whites, Dizzy Blonde, Christian Parker, Jimmy Pike, Derek Lane, Jerry Lee, Jay Roth
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: If you are forever stuck in the 1980's, keep reading, this movie will be right up your alley. If, however, you are looking for something fresh and modern, quit now and look for another review. Overall, I am quite impressed with the video remastering job done on this movie. After all, the original was shot what I estimate to be in the 1980s. Parts of the video appear hazy, almost like a midday soap opera, but this is the desired effect they were going for at the time, and not to be construed as a flaw in the video. If you remember anything about the 80s, you'll remember how video effects were new, neat, and excessively used. This movie is no exception, reverse video and other color based effects are used quite a bit in the early parts of the film, to the point I found distracting. Thankfully it doesn't permiate the entire movie. The audio, likewise, is very good. It was full and rich, even if it was a bit annoying, but that is just my opinion. The repeating musical chord is more the fault of a limited musical score, rather than the remastered audio track.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/9/2000 by Saki
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Jessica Jewel, T.J. Hart, Pat Myne, Steve Taylor [I], McKayla, Envy, C.J. Bennett, Dayton Rains, Elizabeth Starr, Felicity, Jack Moore, Jamall Johnson
Studio: Vivid Raw
Review brief: Action Sports Sex 5 (1999) Studio: Vivid Raw Directed by: Robby D. Starring: Shelbee Myne, Dayton Rains, Felicity, Elizabeth Starr, McKayla, Envy, C.J. Bennett, T.J. Hart, Jessica Jewel, Bobby V., Brandon Iron, Pat Myne, Steve Taylor Running Time: 2:09 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Animated main menu; full motion video chapter selection; 2 photo galleries with 65 photos; 8 random video clips; and trailers for Action Sports Sex Vols. 1-3 and Sin-a-Matic Vols. 2-3. The First Word: If it wasn't for the irritating chatter and really, really bad boob jobs, this gonzo would have had a chance... Plot Synopsis: This is a first-person gonzo with Robby D. as the cameraman. No plot, just the typical gonzo B.S. of picking up girls off the street, even though we know that they're all porn stars. In this case, most of the pickups involve "finding" bikini-clad girls on the beach and brining them back to a sparsely-furnished house and fucking.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/6/2000 by Saki
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Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: The Matador 1 (1999) Studio: Private Directed by: Jean Yves Le Castel Starring: Clarissa, Vlasta, Helen Birne, Christine, Atlantis, Cassandra Wilde, Nicol, Jean Yves Le Castel, Jean Pierre Armand, Remigio Zampa, Yves Le Prince Running Time: 1:29 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Animated menus with full motion video; 32-picture photo gallery; cast biographies; film notes; 5-minute making-of report; English, German, Spanish, French and Italian language audio tracks; Dutch, Danish, Swedish, and Portuguese subtitles; and trailers for Fatal Orchid, Tania Russof (The Story), Indecency, Tanya Hyde's Twisted Dreams, and Millennium The First Word: Ugh, are we sure that Private made this gonzo? Homely girls, ugly guys, tons of graphic anal gapes, and some really disgusting bits that will send some people running for the bathroom are what The Matador is serving up in first volume of Private's new gonzo anal series. Plot Synopsis: To quote the production notes on the DVD: "'The Matador Series' is dedicated to people who don't care about dialogues and long introductions.
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