M.I.L.T.F. (Mothers I'd Like To Fuck) 27 Review

Reviewed by Nalgito  on  11/4/2007

I never expect too much from Heatwave. They're into putting out low-priced product, nicely packaged so-so stuff for a hit-and-run buck, although, now and again, as with their 'Latex Soccer Mom' thing, they hit upon a different sort of formula that works. If you like fulsome silicone tetas and generally, juicy, aged-Kobe-choice pussy and ass, this flick is definitely cast right. Sexy Vanessa has overdone it a bit with the lip surgery and the cantelope-shaped boobs, but she's got some sparkling green eyes and gives exquisite, noisy deep throat head. Too bad her 'student' looks about 35 and shoots a lame watery wad. Vanessa vacuums his load down with a huge grin, but all I could think of was how good she'd look working for Rodney Moore's 'Top Heavy' with a face decorated by his goo. Next is a new girl, the ultra-tattooed, Moxxie Madron. Moxxie's a dark pretty one, who really puts a fair bit of enthusiasm into her scene, where she's supposed to be 'seducing' a stoned-looking Chinese guy with a miniscule dick. Anyway, he's supposed to be a virgin, so she sucks, fucks and lets him blow another teeny load. Whitney Wonders is next. Her strawberry milk-shake hair-color is a bit off-putting, especially when her mouth is full of meat, but she gets a B+ for enthusiasm. She's usually good solid performer, but she's stuck with the same lame Mexi-stud as Vanessa and we see no cum at all when he suposedly blows his load. The last performer Echo Valley really does look like she's been around the world in eight days. One of the last refugees from the glamor era of porn, her boobs are massive and she still gets her nails and hair done,to her credit.Ilike glamor. The trouble with Echo is that she looks so darn BORED. Another middle-aged looking student has to save his grade, and this guy, with fair-sized, old-fashioned, turtle-neck meat, is the first male to really put some oomph into the vaginal intercourse. When he lets loose a fairly copious load as Echo holds out those huge tits, she moans for a load of cum. Yet Miss Echo winces as he cums and two separate dropsdareto hit her lips and an eye. She spits away the goo and wipes her eye eyelid as if it's been besmirched by acid. Beware of Echo Valley, consumers! She does not enjoy doing this porn thang.

Now, really, I gotta call 'em like I see 'em. I like my porno hos old and nasty. Sexy Vanessa, Moxxie Madron and Whitney Stevens are all good performers, up there with my weiner wanker fave, the old Ava Devine, before she had her silicone reduced. I'll take the old school vaginal intercourse only and the two-angle camera work, but the studs ought to own some passion and more thick spunk. With this cast, it could have been a contender. A+ for the cover. C for the show!