Teen Anal Pounding Review

Reviewed by ai no corrida  on  8/21/2007

Teen Anal Pounding
A Pink Visual Release
Length: 2 hrs 35 min.

Starring: Destiny St. Claire, Tina Marie, Summer Long, Lisa, & Erica


Basic Overview:
Despite being somewhat disappointed by the few Pink Visual titles I've viewed, the overall quality of Teen Anal Pounding was still pretty low. Rife with jittery, unbalanced camera work, more than too much talking on the part of the participating males (a la Bang Bus titles), and generally low enthusiasm from all involved, this is a standard Pink Visual release. To those that enjoy these sort of qualities, hats off to you. For me, I just couldn't stand it.

Each scene begins with an on-the-spot interview with each girl on the street, flanked by an interview van displaying the "legitimacy" of the whole ordeal. Enticing the girls to say increasingly risque phrases (if the phrase "risque" itself for you is sub-par double entendre, that is), each one is led to an apartment/room/domicile with varying colors of leather furniture, wherein they are instructed to demonstrate vibrators on themselves, while the gentlemen involved penetrate them anally with a medium sized flesh colored dildo. From that, the girls reciprocate orally onto their suitor, which usually leads to a bit of pussy pounding in missionary and cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, onto anal from that point on. The men are, in all cases but one, leading the action (even in cowgirl!), and the overall enthusiasm is pretty mild, despite all the anal. Really! Perhaps it's the overall pall which is cast by the set-up for each girl that zaps their enthusiasm, maybe it's the seemingly endless chit-chat that their soon-to-be partner "engages" in, or maybe the girls just aren't into it. That being said, here's a recap of the scenes, with variation in the above description noted:


Scene One: Destiny St. Claire
With medium length black hair and a tied white button-up shirt, Destiny arrives in a backyard, wherein she proceeds to be poked with various devices, and begins to blow three gentlemen. Looking like the lovechild Anna Malle (but with a not-too-hot complexion, covered in makeup), she takes all three with little gusto, finally taking the loads on her chin, mouth and chest. Not too bad of a scene, if Destiny is your flavor, but not really mine at all. The silent, non-functioning jacuzzi in the background of the scene equated perfectly my enthusiasm for this one (it really did).


Scene Two: Tina Marie
Tina, a sun dappled, wispy haired blonde wearing a pink top and flip flops, is found on the beach, and is brought back to that most romantic of places, a beach chair, for undress and a little masturbation with a pink bullet vibe for warm-up. With a g-string tan line, her little ass is compact and supple. Getting her twigs and berries worked out, she is relatively enthusiastic, but still wanes during the anal pounding she takes in the following. Lots of gaping, with her man nutting off camera, with a little dripping out of her ass by the end. One of the better scenes on the disc, but the mood is still a little lazy.


Scene Three: Summer Long
Summer, sandy short hair with a touch of smoker's teeth (an early scene for her?), is found at an outdoor party, wearing a black knitted top and jean skirt. Following the same pattern as the other scenes, her overall energy is slight, and after quite a bit of pounding, in all areas, she takes her man's load with a closed mouth, as it drips onto her chest. This is still a losing game, as far as I'm concerned. I just was not feeling it. Not at all.


Scene Four: Lisa
Lisa is stopped on the street, and along with two other girls, "auditions" for the classy distinction of demonstrating a dildo and vibrator. It seems odd at first that she's the chosen contestant (I'm sure the other girls will be appearing on another Pink Visual title, but I'll never see it, at this point), as she is the least outwardly attractive of the three: skinny, pointy nose and chin, thin eyebrows and thin brownish blonde hair. She looks like a real coal miner's daughter (a real one, not, you know...loretta lynn), or an appalachian mountain girl or school marm from the 1920's. Despite my somewhat bleary outlook on this situation, Lisa turns out the hottest performance on the disc, which borders on the side of vicious. Her partner obviously feels the same, his face in a constant state of eruption, as her level of joint coaxing is clearly above par from the other, standard-feeling girls. As he guides into her thin ass (like an Eames chair: streamlined form & function, but still quite unsuspecting in appearance), you actually believe that she thoroughly enjoys every minute of the ordeal, smiling as she finally takes a load to her mouth, dripping the contents over her chin. She was so good that I wanted to give her a hug!

Scene Five: Erica
Pictured on the boxcover, and the reason why I even dived into this title in the first place, Erica is found streetside, dressed like a pixie-ish raver in pink of all types, and is led indoors for the poking & prodding previously mentioned. Her deep red hair in pigtails and bangs, her fingers painted aqua, she reveals, underneath her shirts of pink and ass shorts of black, a fake set of pink tits with whispers of nipples. Her pale skin is lightly freckled around the edges, and her bellybutton is pierced (she also has a stud-mark in her upper lip, but no ring, alas). On her crotch, she has a faint tattoo of flames arising from her palace of glory, and is worked over for quite awhile, anally, doggie-style. As her suitor fucks her missionary style, her little orange-soled feet flying in the air, she takes a load onto her chest. Energy-wise, Erica wasn't quite a standout as she could have been, but she took her fair share of dipping quite well nonetheless. Maybe in the future we'll see her in a better constructed affair. Let's hope!


Bonus Features
A bonus scene (from Gangbang Squad Vol. 1) featuring Chelsea, a blonde without much vigor, who is railed by four very chatty men. The scene is about 15 minutes in length (give or take the interview at the beginning), and goes by quickly and without recollection. A Behind the Scenes reel with a cover shoot (from a totally different title?) that last about 20 minutes, and includes a few photo shoots. Blink your eyes a few times, and it's like they weren't even there! A boatload of trailers, a striptease (brief and unmemorable, with a girl named Kaylee), and online access round out the package. The menus, on the other hand, were designed quite nicely, even if they were a bit stilted in the turnaround (slow at times, the disc was indexed into points, rather than one whole movie).


How the Disc Looks & Sounds
The boxcover states "Shot in HD!", but you would be hard pressed to see evidence of this, particularly because most of the footage is poorly shot (wobbly, indecisive camerawork, mostly), and tends to jump around quite a bit. The colors are a bit over-saturated, if not under-lit at times as well. If you told me the contents of the disc were shot with a Hi-8 camera, I would probably believe you. And this analysis is coming from someone who's seen at least 250 Ed Powers movies, so, take with that what you will.


Overall Thoughts
If you're a fan of Pink Visual's usual brand of pseudo-lunacy (or if you just don't like to aim too high in your porno selection), uneven camera work, and their generally low-energy, amateur-laden gestalt, this is more of the same (but with more anal!). While I don't feel completely burned watching this title (there's always worse porn, and better porn, out there, somewhere), I definitely feel that I will probably never watch another Pink Visual title as long as I live. But someone likes them, and for that person, there is this disc. I can't say I didn't have a good time (Lisa!), but I can't say I had too much fun, either. Aaaaarrrgh.