Jurassic Pork Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  8/27/2007

Summary: Jurassic Pork is exactly what we’ve come to expect of four hour long compilations. Crap. There are a couple of diamonds hidden in the rough but there is a lot more rough and watching porn shouldn’t feel like sifting for gold. It has all of the big names that you look for but not in their best work, I wouldn’t suggest this unless you just are bored with your current collection and need fresh faces and situations.

Heading in: Jurassic Pork is a four hour compilation so it’s not really likely that it is has any serious theme, rhyme or reason to anything. I’ll be lucky if the scenes aren’t mostly low quality porn like most “bargain” four or more hour porn videos tend to be.

Scene One: Jayna Oso: I’m a Tease 3

Jayna starts her scene off with an incredibly sexy tease and moves from there into a nice long build up of grinding, kissing and petting. She struggle to choke down her co-star’s massive cock. She lets him get a little taste of her pussy and then it’s on to the booty burning anal action. It’s a condom scene which I know is a turn off for some viewers and it ends with a quality pop shot.

Scene Two: Jasmine Byrne: Yours Truly

Despite the fact that Jasmine is sucking a cock when the scene starts the first think you notice is the ridiculous and distracting show tunes music. There is a brief cameo by Tia Tanaka as well looking adorable as ever. Jasmine can work a cock like few other performers and this is no let down in the oral department. To bad it stops just as she was about to get fucked.

Scene Three: Kesley: Morgan Sex Project 4

Kesley is doing a number on a cock, sucking like hell and then puts the condom on her man orally. The scene feels like something that was cut from another video, not a lot of great sex, you can see the people moving around in the background, it occasionally cuts to black and white. Very skippable.

Scene Four: Serenity: Time Machine

Serenity’s scene comes from the Time Machine and is a quick little blow job scene with a cumshot to end it up.

Scene Five: Lindsey Meadows: Happy?

The beginning is kinda weird since it has that sort of goofy porn background action that was probably funny during the movie but turns out to be just distracting during a compliation. She gives a good suck and fuck though and gets a nice cumshot on her ass to end the scene. Again it’s a condom scene.

Scene Six: Phantasm: Asia Carerre

Asia Carerre seems to be some kind of sex slave in Phantasm and the scene starts with her getting spanked. There is a lot of pussy eating to start us off, really hot quality stuff if the camera would stay in place and she returns the favor by jamming her tongue into his asshole. The sex is pretty good and the set is excellent.

Scene Seven: Hook Ups 12: Vanessa Figueroa

Vanessa has a sexy pink fishnet and panty combination for her scene. The scene starts a little slow with kissing and petting before Vanessa gives a down a dirty blowjob complete with some light gagging. The sex is quality and this easily one of the best scenes up to this point.

Scene Eight: Kaylani Lei: Sweatshop

Kaylani and Steve start the scene off with a beautiful gentle kissing and touching scene. The scene simmers slowly with an exquisite blow job that manages to stay loving even when she’s got his dick buried behind her tonsils. The sex is the same kind of lovemaking that makes this an excellent couples scene right down to the cum shot ending

Scene Nine: Serenity: M Caught in the Act

Serenity is locked in a cell in a psych ward wearing a straight jacket. Interesting way to start a scene, she sucks her man off for a quick and short scene.

Scene Ten: Brooke Banner: Colors

Brooke Banner rises out of the waters like some kind of blonde Goddess to please Randy Spears. She starts by letting him get a taste of her puss, then sucks and fucks him. The set is amazing not enough can be said about the torchlight or the pools or the ambience of the slightly too loud crickets

Scene Eleven: Kianna: Red Dragon

Kianna is playing the part of a masseuse in this scene. The scenery is impressive, the sex is just about average. Unless Kianna is your girl I recommend skipping this scene.

Scene Twelve: Leena & Wednesday: Reel Sex World #1

Leena starts the scene off one on one with her man and she’s in a black and white plaid skirt. Sexy. The first problem with the scene is that it looks like it was filmed on a camcorder. The quality just isn’t there and the sex is rather dull and even though Wednesday is billed as being part of the scene she’s just an on screen cheerleader. Nothing to be impressed with.

Scene Thirteen: Randi Wright: Intrigue

Intrigue seems to have a bit of a western theme with sex under the full moon at what looks like a tavern. Randi’s standing blow job is outstanding but nothing else of the scene really stands out.

Scene Fourteen: Roxy Jezel: For Love, Money or a Greencard

Roxy Jezel is adorable in her pink nightie giggling as she works through the scenes dialogue and onto the sucking and fucking portion of the video. The vixen puts on a good show though whimpering and moaning at every turn.

Scene Fifteen: Regan Star: Gen Sex

Regan star is stretched out on a tarp in an auto repair shop getting her pussy licked at the beginning of the scene. She seems to be into action which is occasionally broken up by whatever story they were supposed to be telling with this film.

Scene Sixteen: Rebecca Lord: F-Zone

F-Zone is a bit of a voyeuristic piece as Rebecca and her man have an audience as they please one another. The black fishnet body stocking is a nice touch but that is really the only thing that can be said positive about the scene. Skip it.

Scene Seventeen: Asia Carerre: Bride of Double Feature

Asia dressed as a French Maid sucking dick in this scene. The music is so bad that it’s distracting. In a world with so much quality gonzo porn I can’t respect bad annoying music. The sex is damned good though and reminds me why Asia has so many loyal fans, beautiful woman and she can work a dick.

Scene Eighteen: Tyler Faith: Lady of the Evening

The blonde Bombshell Tyler Faith puts on a beautiful scene that is a great watch with your girlfriend or wife. Nothing rough or degrading, the music adds to the scene rather than detracting from it and the sex is hot.

Scene Nineteen: Michelle Lay: Filth

Michelle is riding in the back of a limo giving her client a foot job when the scene starts. They exchange oral in the car and the Michelle rides the hell out of Randy Spears. I’m talking the hard ride where the flesh slapping is almost louder than the woman’s moans and squeals. Considering the space limitations the two get into some interesting positions.

Scene Twenty: Serenity: Guilty Pleasures

Serenity is a beautiful blonde who takes a pussy pounding in her living room surrounded completely in white. The camera work gives it a sort of surreal heavenly feel that made it unique and a lot of fun to watch.

Scene Twenty one: Stephanie Swift: Chances

The scene starts off with a pillow fight and squealing fun wrestling which is a lot of fun to watch. If more porn had this sort of feel to it the workd would be a better place. Amongst the giggling and monkey play the two somehow stumble into sex. Stephanie starting off nude probably didn’t hurt the chances of that happening. It’s a good scene though, high energy and a lot of fun.
Scene Twenty Two: Alexa: Pornomatic 2001
Alexa brings the film to an end with a partially clothed blow job.

Heading Out: Honestly we all know better than to bother with compilations, if a video claims to be more than two hours that is an almost sure sign that it is crap. This isn’t an acception to the rule, the scenes pieced together to form this are completely average in nearly every sense of the word and I can’t recommend this film. It might make for good study material as the sets are some of the best I’ve seen in porn and most of the camera work is good as well. To top it off it’s actually about ten minutes shy of four hours unless you count the extras section of the film. Avoid this the same as you would avoid any other 4 hour compilation.