Pissed Off Japanese Bitches Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/24/2009

Japanese word of the day: BUCHIGIRE, which mean "pissed off." Okay, now that we've all learned a little something, let me get to my review of PISSED OFF JAPANESE BITCHES (2008, Third World Media, in Japanese with occasional subtitles) that has 4 Japanese gals that each play the part of a "buchigire bitch" for too short awhile in this 100 minute DVD.

BUCHIGIRE BITCH #1---HITOMI SAKURAI

In a makeshift barracks, uniformed and toy light-saber wielding Hitomi whacks her uniformed boytoy attempting to do pushups on the floor. Time for some squats.

"What's up with your half-ass squatting?" asks Hitomi, who kicks her leg squatting pal in the groin then unloads a barrage of mini kicks in the same place. Ouuuuuuuuuuuch!

She puts him on all fours then sticks a dildo in his ass; she wears the dildo and doggy fucks her fellow soldier. At this point, Hitomi turns into a nice fuck-friend for her dude, who sucks her pussy. She sucks his dick then settles into a series of straight sex postions with many nice wide shots and a cumshot on the tummy finale---!!!! for Hitomi's pissed off side, !!! for her nice fuck bunny side rates a solid !!! 1/2 rating and a fine start to this DVD.

There's an 8 minute masturbation interlude with Hitomi. Why?---!!

There's an even shorter 2 minute masturbation bit with Mai--! 1/2

BUCHIGIRE BITCH #2---MAI

In a hospital room, Mai induces a horrendous fart from her patient, Gon, and really gets pissed off. She wraps a harness around his head that sports a plastic golf ball stuck in his mouth. Poor Gon already has a head bandage covering up his face then endures a series of whacks with wood planks from the cute but angry Mai. She climbs on her patient and sticks a spiked heel into his noogs then gives him a blowjob.

"You did so well, so now I give you my body" says Mai, which is all Gon needs to hear to become the agressor for the rest of the scene. At one point, with her mouth, Mai puts a condom on a not too long Gon's dong then the duo settle into some mish, cowgirl into mish again and a cumshot on her tummy---!!! 1/2 for Mai's pissed off side, !! 1/2 for her nice fuck-bunny side rates !!!

BUCHIGIRE BITCH---ANRI

Beside a bathtub, Anri sprays down her guy then sticks his head in and out of the bath water while slapping his undie wearing ass.

She quickly succumbs to his wishes including a creamy lickoff from her boobs and belly. The duo land in a bedroom for more striaght sex stuff. These buzzing clit and vibrator toys in Anri's twat are a waste of time but Anri's terrific tush finally gets a bit of attention---!! 1/2 for Anri's pissed off side and !! 1/2 for her suck and fuck stuff rates !! 1/2

BUCHIGIRE BITCH---AYANO

Wearing red boxing gloves, Ayano punches about as well as your granny and quickly discards them in favor of suck and fuck sessions with a couple of guys. Her school girl outfit eventually comes off and reveals lovely boobs with nice over sized nipples. Folks, Ayano looks really, really young. ! for Ayano's lame pissed-off punches and !! 1/2 for her straight sex stuff nets this scene ! 1/2

Extras for PISSED OFF JAPANESE BITCHES include a very short Photo Gsllery, Cumshot Recap and a bunnch of Third World Media trailers: 8 minutes of Asian, 6 minutes of Latin, 3 minutes of Interracial, 2 minutes of European.

Okay, so I have no director to blame for this DVD lacking a barrage of truly "buchigire" scenes so PISSED-OFF JAPANESE BITCHES (2008, Third World Media) receives a final rating of !! for too much standard straight sex stuff and not enough pissed off "buchigire" bitchiness.