morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 12)
Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/27/2005
Studio: 21 Sextury
Starring: Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Jacqueline Stone, Angel Dark, Simony Diamond, Nikki Rider, Lora Croft
Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. A quick & dirty review, I just wanted to take a look at a 21sextury.com video. The website is known for its beautiful stills of eastern european models like Sandy and Sophie Moon. I don't normally watch euro movies but seeing the names Angel Dark and Simony on the cover and knowing that they'd get dp'd is too hard to resist. First scene Simony does these guys on what looks like a lakefront beach. Luckily the weather is overcast so you don't have any sunglare bleaching the performers. They could've used some lights even though it was outdoors. Second scene has Lara Craft taking on her two guys in a garage driveway. She's much better at the blow than Simony. Scene 3 has Jacqueline Stone doing the hitchiker fantasy. I don't think much of her looks. Think Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction. The lighting just stinks in the house they brought her in. Too dark. I'm guessing they're just relying on windowlight.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/26/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Kimmie Cream, Brittany James, Anita Dulce, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Brittany James: Last seen in Not Too Young for Cum 2, Brittany has beautiful blue eyes that I couldn't exactly see before due to the shitty lighting in that movie. She reminds me of Alex Divine with darker hair. She's paired up with Sean Michaels in this scene. She can't take Sean too deep in her mouth but she tries at least. Standard vaginal sex scene with a cute girl. Weak facial caps the scene. Tiffany Holiday: Tiffany says she's so horny she gives Luger a time limit to get her some cock. Closeup of her face reveals some fucked up teeth which I never noticed before. I dig. I dig. I've said before the best thing about Luger's movies are his interviews which seem to put the girls at ease. Tiffany says she loves fucking in public and calls it public displays of affection. I laugh. I've had doubts about her tits before but she squeezes them and bounces them around. Has Dave grab them. Okay. I'm convince they're real. Topless jump roping outside. Tee Real gets the honours of boning her. Lots of making out. Good blowjob.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Corina, Sandra Romain, Angelina Crow, Janet Alfano, Isabel Ice, Liz Honey, Lora Croft
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I don't normally like to watch movies featuring exclusively european women unless it's in a red dvd case. However one look at the cover, finding out that my friend Swine was the cameraman for this movie, and that Isabel Ice was featured in every scene convinced me I should take a look. Scene 1 has Steve playing the sex toy salesman willing to give demonstrations to his shoppers. Lighting was kind of dark with the black ceilings and the backlight caused by the display cases didn't help with the difficult lighting. Luckily the scene switched to a bedroom. Isabel killed Janet Alfano as a performer but this scene was impressive with both girls doing dps and daps and an anal creampie finish. Scene 2 had the weakestlooking girls of the movie. Corina and Angelina have great bodies but Corina is way too rough looking especially with that dyed red hair clashing with her dark tan. DP only on Corina. Isabel mostly had a supporting role even looking bored at times when she's not busy.
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Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rick Masters, Jerry, Joey Silvera, Johnny Thrust, Dirty, Ariana Jollee, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Jean Val Jean, Tiffany Holiday, Alec Knight, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Kyla King, Jay Huntington, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: I'm a big fan of Joey Silvera's straight movies but this is my first Hellcats review. Courtney Cumz & Jean Val Jean: Courtney's face reminds me of Charisma Carpenter. Tan natural body. Her top leaves a heavy groove in her boobs when she takes it off. I thought it was a scar until it later filled out/disappeared in the scene. Jean Val Jean looks like a muscular Leonardo DiCaprio with long hair. Courtney seems pleased to get her hands on him. Good blowjob. She smiles and acknowledges the camera during it. During the throat fucking she coughs and leaves spit on the camera lens. Courtney mostly keeps her eyes closed during the sex. Doesn't really watch Jean nor the camera. There seems to be a switch to anal in the doggy but the insertion is mostly edited out so it's nearly slipped my attention. I was caught muttering, "when'd that happen?" minutes later. Atms. Courtney is then shown praying for the cumshot. A good steady stream splatters her face and chest.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 3/22/2005
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Starring: Sasha, Kat, Kris Slater, Dirty Harry, Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma, Isabel Ice, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: Kami Andrews opens up the movie with an informercial doing basically a Stone Cold Steve Austin redneck impression by talking in a bad southern accent and making beer swilling motions with her hand. The infomercial is for "Hollywood Official Starlet Agency". She pronounces mocha latte as moco latay. The informercial drags on for a bit where it could've been cut. Kat, a wanna be director, does a documentary while Alias is driving the car (taxi?). Kat talks about her ambition to the driver and interviews Gia Paloma who's an anal porn queen.. Gia flashes the camera while Alias leers instead of driving. Gia talks about her ambition to be an actress. She looks really cute blonde with a ponytail. I'm surprised Alias hasn't wrecked yet with the amount of times he looks back. Alias turns out to be a member of the "family" as he drives the girls to the agency. Kris Slater the "Director" & Kat the "Director?": Kat catches Kris playing the banjo.
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Release date: 1/10/2005
Reviewed on: 3/21/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brian Surewood, Haley, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Kathleen Kruz, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Brittany James, Haley Paige
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: A quick and dirty review because there isn't that much to write about. I had complained about the previous movie in this series about its technical flaws namely the shadowing on the left corners. Well this one still has some technical problems. There is a fuzzy band on the left edge on the screen (halo effect?) and the lighting seems too dim in every scene. There just wasn't enough natural light to balance with the daylight balanced studio light giving off a bluish tinge in some of the scenes. Haley Paige gets fucked in the ass and gladly does the atm. Kathleen Cruz looked beautiful with brown hair. Hillary Scott had the most energetic scene with Marco Duarto and got thrown a little anal and atm. Brittany James is someone I haven't seen before. She has a strange face but a nice lithe body. Bonus scene is of Daphne Rosen and Isabella Soporno from the Big Wet Tits series. Strongest scene on the dvd. There was no Behind the Scenes.
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Release date: 2/8/2005
Reviewed on: 3/10/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Sergio, Cheyne Collins, Van Damage, Lee Stone, Reno, Kelli Tyler, Steven French, Dani Woodward, Nautica Thorn, Shy Love, Flower Tucci, Austin Kincaid, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: My first look at Guy Capo's fuckumentary on whores. Some people argue that porn stars are really only hookers since they have sex for money. This line seems to play on that. The male performers' faces are blurred out in every scene for the john effect (what... to protect the innocent?!) but I can't bitch too much about that. Flower Tucci: Flower is giving an interview on what it's like to work in a brothel and the advantages it holds over the street. At one point the angle suggests that she's reading off a cue card. Silhoutted john sounds like Van Damage. Flower talks about how nasty she likes to give it and how the clients eat it all up. Flower is looking rather trashy today with her crimped hair. I like I like. Van Damage doesn't seem to get hard during the initial blowjob. Camera edit to mish. Flower is looking at something. I can't tell the angle that Van Damage is at so I pretend she's looking at the clock. Your usual squirting antics. Flower finally gets a chance to show her oral skills when Van is hard.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mason, Sandra De Marco, Niki Dark, McKenzie Lee, Angelique Morreau, Sintia Stone
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Before the movie starts, Vince Voyeur warns us that there is no editing, no scripts, no acting and definitely no thinking... So how is that different from your other movies Uncle Vinny? Heh... Just kidding. I normally don't like to watch euro movies besides Rocco's. For some reason, I like to understand girls in english and besides I'm actually watching Rocco to make fun of his colloquialism. Shit, I used the word colloquialism in a porn review. Nikki Dark: Anyway it's hard to structure this review since the video is "unedited". It's like one big BTS interspersed with sex scenes. Nikki Dark is dressing with the rest of the girls and stops to blow John Strong. Okay blow. The lighting is piss poor so it's hard to gauge her attractiveness in such cramped quarters in the dressing room. Awww shit... I notice the Voyeur Productions watermark on the lower right. John or Vince does her a bit in doggie before the other dick shows up.... Next you see a cutaway to a screen that says they headed to Steve Holme's suite.
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Release date: 1/27/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: George Uhl, Anastasia Christ, Tiana Lynn, J.J., Bobi, Bosch, Helena Halle
Directed by: William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: The strangest thing happened with this dvd. While trying to watch it on my notebook computer, the drive wouldn't play it and made a weird sound rejecting the disc. Not knowing what happened, I examined the disk and saw deep scratches. I managed to play the dvd in a regular player but it would hesitate in many spots in the video but managed to basically get the gist of this video. Well I had bitched about Cum Rain and Cum Shine about Tiana Lynn's supporting cast and this movie can be considered Tiana goes to the Czech republic. Unlike CRCS, Tiana doesn't share the spotlight with anyone inferior to her. Her Czech supporting cast is pretty... well at least the chicks. It was weird seeing the standard euro guys boning Tiana though. My favourite scene was split between the first where it was almost like a BTS where Tiana is shown freezing her ass off in I guess Prague and this one scene where she pours beer on herself.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Vanilla (ambiguous), Steve Holmes, Kat, Melissa Lauren, Vanilla Skye, Keri Sable, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: In what may be a broken refrain, this is another quick and diry review because Bono beat this one to death. I wanted to point out that this is a semi POV movie in that Erik is behind the camera in the first person a lot until he hands off the camera so that he can get his fucking done in his own frenetic style. The scenes are started off with flimsy sometimes even incomplete scenarios. I liked the attire of all the girls except for Keri's ensemble which can be seen on the cover of this movie. The pink beret looked silly with a white collar and pink tie on a bare upper chest. Keri's skin tone again looked red in splotches so I'm beginning to suspect it's not from having enough pigmentation to handle the sun/tanner. Melissa Lauren's scene was hampered by the fact that her white shirt never comes fully off leaving the viewer with glimpses of her chest. The lighting in every scene was darker than what I am used to with shadows hurting some of the scenes.
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Release date: 2/8/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Chris Cannon, Camilla, Samantha, Van Damage, Samantha Sterlyng, Jassie, Sascha, Mason, Tristan Seagal, Talon, Kimmie Cream, McKenzie Lee, Genesis Skye, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Kat Slater, Alex Ladd
Review brief: My latest look at the Teen Sensations. I was eager to watch McKenzie Lee again after having met her informally in Vegas. Kelli Kline & Sascha: I'm a big Kelli Kline fan but I don't think she'd pass off as a teen even with a school uniform type white shirt and pink skirt. I think this is the first scene I've seen of Kelli without her husband. Really shallow knobgobbling. Standard sex scene on the infamous DVSX black couches. Kelli's deep moans don't reverberate like a teen either. Closed mouth annoyed smirk facial. That's a first. I wonder if she does it to her husband. McKenzie Lee & Mason: In a switchup, this scene is directed by Kat Slater. Judging from the house, I'd say this is an outtake from RSVP. Variation of daddy is out so the guy decides to do the girl while waiting for him porn scene. McKenzie Lee reminds me of Taylor Rain with implants. Very attractive girl as she also has a Liv Tyler look to her with those lips. She's wearing this really cute cap with teddy bear ears on them. Shallow blowjob and Mason's not that big either.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Brooke, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Ben English, Lara Stevens, Anna Nikova, Tyla Wynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another quick & dirty review, both Bono and Linus did great breakdowns of the scenes in their reviews. I really liked this movie. One of my favourite past times is to take pictures of pretty women whether they be friends, models, porn stars, or girls from the past. Each scene starts off with a photoshoot of the girls before the sex. Sammie Rhodes scene featured some squirting which is a first from her and a great cumshot out of the titty fuck streaking her cleavage face and hair. The scene seemed underexposed with a reddish tint. An early Tyla Winn with Sean Michaels scene comes next. We find out from the bts that it's only her 7th scene and sean is the first black man she's ever been with. I wonder how long Brandon had been sitting on this scene since Tyla looks noticeably different from other movies I've seen her. Almost like Alex Devine with a rack. The setting is a bit dark with lots of shadows especially when Sean blocks the light. The best part is Tyla's dirty talk.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Shayna Knight, Victoria Sin, Tiana Lynn, Sammie Rhodes, Victoria Jett
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Well I was looking at the cover of this dvd when I saw that the director was Zak Wylde. "Cool! Ozzy's old guitarist and Black Label Society is now making porn." Then I realise there was a "k" missing from his name. Considering Zakk Wylde's name isn't even real, wouldn't that be a trademark infringement? Sammie Rhodes: We open up with beautiful Sammie breathing a bunch of erotic nonsense to the camera while feeling on herself on a couch. A hand comes into view helping out and we find out it's Lee Stone. Shallow blowjob on the crooked schlong. He drops a loogie into her mouth. I don't understand the attraction to this. What ever happened to swapping spit the old fashioned way? The second Sammie tries to go deeper on Lee's crook, she coughs/chokes. There's a technical flaw in the video has we see black shadow creeping into the left corners of the screen. What happened there? Lens shadow from the hood? It's annoying. Well Sammie seems to like Lee's crook. Slight light choking.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I was really impressed with the last edition of this series. Not only did it have knockouts, the sex was great. There is a storyline for this movie. Tim Von Swine learns about the dangers of sports gambling. When he can't pay up his bets to John Strong, his daughter Kat falls victim to John and his henchmen in every way imaginable in a great scene. Kat doesn't seem to be freaked out about her dad being tied up while she's getting some great action. Jake Malone being the great friend he is tries to raise money through a raffle. He raffles off Christie Lee. Everyone's a winner (including Jake himself) in that everyone gets to participate in a blowbang. Steve Holmes gets the ultimate prize of fucking her ass in another great scene. Von Swine is still freaked out about his predicament so he dreams about Sativa Rose to relax.
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Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony T., Tiffany, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Christie Leigh, Roxy Jezel, Christie Lee, Hillary Scott, Denice K.
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: William H's movies always have an element of craziness about them. He uses dark unconventional lighting and likes to mix up his backdrop. It's an unconventional feel. Christie Lee: Christie sucks on a lollipop while wearing a pink shirt with an ice cream cone emblem plus the words, "want a lick?" The lollipop goes into her pussy for a bit during an interview with William H before Tony T shows up. Tony T looks like a 70s basketball star with that afro of his. Just a brief bit of Christie Lee squealing and he already blows his load into her mouth. Strong vaginal fucking but the office couch setting is sterile. Another cumshot down the hatch. Man, Tony is like the Energizer bunny because he's still going (although there may have been a camera edit here). Implied internal creamshot at the end but no proof. Really good scene. Roxy Jezel: I've been watching many Roxy Jezel movies lately but this may predate them since her hair is darker than the brown with blonde highlights I've seen her in the RLD movies (and Vegas).
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Isabel Ice, Marie Luv, Chiquita Lopez
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Whoaaa... a quick and dirty review to digest what I just watched. This movie had everything in terms of sex. The premise is that the girls get fucked with the number of guys steadily added into the scene. The guys would finish their loads in the butt. My favourite scene was Roxy Jezel's where she was tossed around like a mexican pinata. The energy displayed was incredible. I didn't like the way the light was set up in some of the scenes. For example, one scene had windowlight at the side of the couch making the side further away darker. Bonus footage of every scene was thrown in. Short videos of the girls photoshoots. Isabel Ice reminded me of Katin in the BTS for some reason.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Trinity, Manuel Ferrara, Michelle B., Barbara Summer, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Paola Rey
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Okay; with Manuel's now having a POV series, how many is that at RLD? We have Raincoater's, Pervert, Multiple, Twisted, and now this. Manuel's a handsome man but his looks are not going to show up in a pov. I guess he wants to prove that he's as talented holding a camera steady while fucking as he is in front of the camera. Michelle B: Michelle B is a british beauty that went and got implants when she didn't need them. However she still has an appeal to her. Her accent isn't noticeable since she speaks barely above a whisper. Manuel wants to see her boobs. She actually refuses. The shocked accent has me giggling. Manuel douses her white shirt with water to see the boobs the alternative way. Shallow blowjob that focuses more on titty fucking instead. I'm trying to figure out who Michelle reminds me of in the face. I wanna say Avy Scott but I may be thinking of some mainstream celebrity. In the reverse cowgirl both of Manuel's hands can be seen so I wonder if he's placing the cam on his chest and hoping for the best.
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Release date: 11/25/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Asia, Steve Holmes, Svetlana, Mark Wood, Gen Padova, Kelli Tyler, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tyla Wynn, Paola Rey
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. For a blow-by-blow synopsis, please check out Bono-One's review on the upper right. I watched this video trying to figure out what the hell a four-way whore is. If the "way" stands for inputs, then what is the fourth way? Does the "way" stand for partners in the scene? While watching the scenes, the theme seems to be similar to the Girls Interrupted series. Girls make out and fuck. Guys come in and fucks them. First scene with Paola Rey and Kelli Tyler had them sharing a cigarette which I guess would appeal in an erotic level to smokers out there. I'm not one but Paola and Kelli appeal to me anyway. The sex was frenetically great. Wish the wall background wasn't such a dull pale blue. Steve Holmes blew his load early on Paola. I don't blame him. John Strong doesn't and the scene goes for a good bit. Since the scene had no anal, the "input" theory is thrown out. Second scene has Missy Monroe paired up with a girl named (non-creatively) Asia. Don't know much about her. Has small eyes but not really slanted.
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Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Leah Luv, Keri Sable, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Havana Ginger
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: I must make a confession. Tim Von Swine, the director of this movie, is a friend of mine but I had never actually watched a video that he directed. I've seen his camerawork before since he works for some of the other directors at RLD and PXP. This may be a biased review though. However, I decided to remove any bias by drinking a shitload of beer before watching this movie. Just to be certain, I made sure it was Paulaner Hefeweizen instead of the mexican beer that we both like to drink Keri Sable, Michael Stefano, and Steve Holmes: This is the first video I've seen Steve with his beard that I had spotted in Vegas. Stefano and Holmes jabber with Swine a bit before Kat joins them. I've already mentioned that I'm not too big into little girls with braces but Kat has certain appealing qualities about her despite this misgving. She gives deep blowjobs but looks a little uncomfortable doing so with those bulging eyes. They look like a frog peering out of the water with how wide open they are.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/10/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Holly Wellin, Dezeray, Brandy Nichole, Paola Rey, Jewel Affair, Marco Banderas
Review brief: I've been sitting on this movie for a couple of weeks now. When I met Paola Rey in Vegas, I couldn't recognise her even though she's the cover of a movie I owned because I never took the time to sit down and watch it. Ahhhh, the life of a reviewer. Too much porn to shake a stick at. I'm just kidding. There's no such thing as too much porn. Holly Wellin: Holly Wellin reminds me of a better looking Courtney Love. It's those bulging eyes and the mouth that seems to be in a perpetual sneer. The big difference between Holly and Courtney is that Holly's set is real. Blindfolded Holly is very shallow with the sticks (Marco Duarto & Ben English). Her boobs are spectacular and the guys just can't help themselves sucking and playing with them. Anal comes very early and so does the dp (including a standing). She can be seen gaping on her own while riding Ben. I only notice her beautiful baby blue eyes right as she closes them when she takes the facials. A decent scene. Paola Rey: Paola is a brazilian bombshell with beautiful hair and skin tone.
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Release date: 12/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/9/2005
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Well, I had been kind of freaked out about the last Extreme Associates video I saw. Knowing this, the staff at EA dumped some more movies on me. Lizzy and Anthony insisted that cockhounds is more funny than shocking. The premise is that the girls pretend they're dogs in the scene. Shades of beastiality but it's just make-believe guys. Catalina: Catalina is a rottweiler who is delivered to her new master Sasha by Malorie Marx. He feeds her tries; to teach her how to fetch a paper. The chain collar seems to inadvertently tighten on Catalina cause she can be seen tugging on it. Sasha rewards her with his sausage. Good slobbery blowjob. Heh, the barking, howling, and whimpering continues into the sex. Kinky. This dog does anal and cleans up after herself. Wait the dog can be heard talking. The dog even does reverse and regular anal pile driver. Talk about a talented bitch. Weak cumshot on the face. Very good scene though. Katie Gold: Katie's a dog that always sleeps. Lazy dog. She's also stubborn too as her master is trying to get her lazy ass off the couch.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/8/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Marcos, Sergio, Van Damage, Kimberly Kane, Talon, Jack Lawrence, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Vanilla Skye, Nicole Brazzle, Hillary Scott, Jason Horne, Karlie Montana
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Guy Capo is a unique director. It seems like he tries to make every one of his lines stand out among most of the dreck that defines porn today. When it works, he does it very well. When it doesn't well, it's just corny. Melissa Lauren: A blonde Melissa is writing in her journal her girly thoughts with a french accent. Cliff of DVSX makes a cameo appearance as her daddy. Funny, he doesn't have a french accent either. When Cliff goes away, Melissa strips naked. It turns out that Talon was under her bed the whole time. They go to doggy right away. Melissa looks adorable in her pigtails while she's being pounded. Interspersed is a deep blowjob. The set used in this scene is designed very well with the colours of the bedroom making it look like an actual girly bedroom. Since this is Melissa, she gives up the butt. I wonder if she has girly thoughts about atms because she does that too. Cumshot on the chest finishes a good scene. Leah Luv: Hey I recognise those black couches from the DVSX booth in vegas! They are the backdrop while Leah Luv writes in her journal.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/27/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Natalia, Red, James, Alicia Rhodes, Jazz Duro, Steve Hooper, Poppy Morgan, Summer Raine, Lolly Badcock, McKenzie Lee, Karla Romano, Mick Smith
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: First thing I thought of when I saw the pink box cover with all the pretty girls is this is pretty girly even for Kris Slater. Then I looked closer and realised that it's Kat Slater's RSVP and I have no idea who she is. Must be a new director at DVSX. We open the movie with Kat rubbing her crotch through her jeans and then crashing a house with a bunch of boys playing a game of foosball. Guess we're in Europe, probably Britain judging from the shitty weather as Poppy Morgan and some other girls join the group. The foosball game becomes a game of strip foosball. Summer Raine: Uncircumcised schlongs a plenty. Summer separates from the group with two guys. She looks like a shorter younger version of Bridgitte Nielsen. Hell I probably think any blonde crewcut chick looks like Brigitte. Regular natural body like a pixie. Anyway Summer has a perky personality. Decent blowjob action. You get the requisite DP. Big loads dumped on her face and shoulder. I should mention that the video is different from most DVSX movies. Maybe it's a PAL conversion.It's a different look. Very good scene.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Billy Glide, Anais, Mick Blue, Jana Cova, Alex Rox, Mario Rossi, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Anais is breathtaking in the one movie I've seen her in but otherwise I don't know much about her. The scene I saw her in was only g/g so I decided to check this movie out to see if she'd add a little sausage in her diet. Anais: Anais seems to be a tall woman with small implants. Reminds me a little of Cheyenne Silver. Well first scene has Anais masturbating in a library with books strewn all around her. I was sort of disappointed at first with juxtipositions of the masturbation and whatever the hell (random images) she must be masturbating to. Then some dude's hand is helping her out there and I stop my bitching. Pretty good blowjob. I like her facial expressions as she acknowledges the camera. Lighting focuses on her rather than the dude. Her face is in darkness part of the time though. The artistic mood is ruined by her curses but hehehehe I find them funny. Cumshot on the mouth. Some gimmickry juxtaposition with other images while that goes on including some slomo effect. Good scene though.
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Release date: 11/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Gabby, Page Turner, Ice La Fox, Dick Delaware, Talon, Sammie Rhodes, Dezeray, Paige Turner
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Hmmn. I'm not sure if it's a coincidence that this is my third Sammie Rhodes review in a week or if my reviewing queue was just lined up that way. I think I have some more coming up too. Hey, her boxcovers are just eyecatching. Sammie Rhodes & Dick Deleware: Sammie Rhodes is having academic problems. Dick is her academic advisor. She needs him to pull some strings. Gee what do you think is going to happen? Shallow blowjob with some nut loving. No insertion shot. Just straight to mish. I find that annoying. Some other positions around the academic advisor desk. Cumshot on her studded tongue dripping down to her boobs. An okay scene. Paige Turner & Chris Cannon: Paige is in a cheerleader uniform in the locker room. Chris is a peeping tom football and Paige catches him. Apparently he's been doing it for four years. He gets rewarded. Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Better blowjob than the previous scene. Best position was probably doggy on the locker room bench. Paige looks like she's feeling it there as she holds on to the bench.
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