Girly Thoughts Review

Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  2/8/2005

Guy Capo is a unique director. It seems like he tries to make every one of his lines stand out among most of the dreck that defines porn today. When it works, he does it very well. When it doesn't well, it's just corny.

Melissa Lauren:

A blonde Melissa is writing in her journal her girly thoughts with a french accent. Cliff of DVSX makes a cameo appearance as her daddy. Funny, he doesn't have a french accent either. When Cliff goes away, Melissa strips naked. It turns out that Talon was under her bed the whole time.

They go to doggy right away. Melissa looks adorable in her pigtails while she's being pounded. Interspersed is a deep blowjob. The set used in this scene is designed very well with the colours of the bedroom making it look like an actual girly bedroom. Since this is Melissa, she gives up the butt. I wonder if she has girly thoughts about atms because she does that too. Cumshot on the chest finishes a good scene.

Leah Luv:

Hey I recognise those black couches from the DVSX booth in vegas! They are the backdrop while Leah Luv writes in her journal. She seems frustrated dropping the F bomb. How unladylike. She's frustrated over a boy of course. He's been treating her like shit. Leah thinks she's his girlfriend but Sergio thinks a girlfriend does a little more than just bring him cupcakes.

Leah Luv looks too young and I'm not into braces. She's wearing what looks like a girly roller derby outfit in this scene. She's a good cocksucker and fucks okay. Spooge shot on the chin and she wipes the cum off with her panties.When Sergio ditches her she spits the spooge out of her mouth. Flattering.

Vanilla Skye:

Vanilla Skye doesn't seem much like a girl to me. She's all woman with her tall ripe physique. Vanilla's hair looks really cute though in pigtails too. Her thoughts are dirty as her mind regresses into a fantasy with Jack Lawrence.

Good blowjob. I notice the interesting score that supports this scene. Although it's a creepy score rather than a girly one. Guy must have some music left over from the gothsend series. Creepy music turns into a techno beat when Jack penetrates her anally. Easy atm. She takes a good facial down the side of her cheek.

Nicole Brazzle:

Nicole's girly thoughts have a thick tennessee accent. She writes in her journal about her redneck fantasy, Van Damage. I just laugh at the deliverance type soundtrack.

She gives a pretty good blowjob. I wonder if it's worth 75 dollars. I like her hair braided. The hairdresser for this movie has been great. I like Nicole's body when she fucks because of the way it contorts. Cumshot on the chin and chest ends my favourite scene of the movie.

Karlie Montana & Kimberly Kane:

Well with a title like girly thoughts, you'd figure there be at least one g/g scene. Karlie is someone that I've only seen in stills. Cute brunette with a lithe body and perky boobies. While she's writing in her journal about her broken heart, a dazzling Kimberly Kane crashes her thoughts with a Dave Chapelle inspired "Surprise BITCH!!! Happy Birthday!!!"

Kimberly consoles her with a lot of listening... oh yeah and poonanny. Well both girls are beautiful but it's still a lesbian scene and I'm not a lesbian. It's funny to see the kleenexes on the bed because even though they were for Karlie's tears, it takes a different context in porn. I will never understand how pussy grinding can be stimulating to the girls. They are humping air. At least the finish seems believable as Kimberly climaxes on Karlie's face.

Hillary Scott:

Well I met Hillary for the first time in Vegas and man was she cute. Little blonde girl that reminds me of a mini Sammi Rhodes. But I probably only thought that because Sammie was in the same booth. Her girly thoughts are of doing Marcos and Jason Horne. Man she's doing a good job on the blow and these guys aren't getting hard at all. What the hell is wrong with them? At least they get hard when she finally gets fucked. Her girly thoughts include anal but no atm nor a dp. Double facial ends the scene.

Parting Thoughts:

Well the opening movie of this series suggests that this line will be similar to Grrl Power except it is not as campy. I enjoyed the movie and its different direction. The sets were done really well and the girls' makeup and hair were excellent. BTS is more of a bloopers fest which I enjoyed quite a bit. Nicole Brazzle reveals her accent is not as thick as it is a caricature. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.