Supersquirt: Open the Flood Gates Review

Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  3/6/2005

The strangest thing happened with this dvd. While trying to watch it on my notebook computer, the drive wouldn't play it and made a weird sound rejecting the disc. Not knowing what happened, I examined the disk and saw deep scratches. I managed to play the dvd in a regular player but it would hesitate in many spots in the video but managed to basically get the gist of this video.

Well I had bitched about Cum Rain and Cum Shine about Tiana Lynn's supporting cast and this movie can be considered Tiana goes to the Czech republic. Unlike CRCS, Tiana doesn't share the spotlight with anyone inferior to her. Her Czech supporting cast is pretty... well at least the chicks. It was weird seeing the standard euro guys boning Tiana though. My favourite scene was split between the first where it was almost like a BTS where Tiana is shown freezing her ass off in I guess Prague and this one scene where she pours beer on herself. Shit, if a chick took my beer while I was drinking (even if it's only Pilsner Urquell) and dumps it all over herself, I'd be downright pissed and I'm not talking about her squirting antics. I'd definitely better be boning her after that. The only complaint besides having a scratched copy that won't play perfectly is the setting of 3 of the scene was the same hotel suite. After a while I got tired of seeing the same curtains over and over.

Bonus Scene is the blowbang scene from Cum Rain Cum Shine. I disappointed there wasn't a BTS section in addition to the funny bts footage in the actually movie. I guess I'm just a BTS whore.

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