Supersquirt: Open the Flood Gates Review

Director

Thomas Zupko & William H.

Cast

Tiana Lynn, Anastacia Christ, George Uni, Tom, Bobi, Bosch, JJ.

Genre

Squirting, All Sex

Condoms

One condom is used in the final scene.

Female Orgasms

Lots of squirting, and possible orgasms.

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT

Fans of Tiana Lynn, squirting, and/or just some good old, high-energy fuckfests.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR

Those who don't like squirting, don't like Tiana Lynn (shame on you!), or who are looking for a lot of anal or pre-choreographed, act-specific porn.

REVIEWER'S DISCLAIMER REGARDING ELEGANT ANGEL:
Over the period of December 5th through December 8th, 2002, Mrs. MLyons (my wife), Speelie (another ADT reviewer) and I were the guests of Patrick Collins and Elegant Angel.  We spent time visiting their facilities and giving them feedback from the consumer's point of view about their adult video content--especially as it related to their DVDs.  This was a singular opportunity for me and in the process I was fortunate enough to meet several of Elegant Angel's directors (including William H.), administrative personnel, and even some of the talent that they employ.  Conversely, they were able to get feedback from three fairly representative porn fans in order to improve their product.  This disclaimer is offered to the reader as a warning about any possible bias either for or against Elegant Angel that I might exhibit in my reviews subsequent to this visit.  I will, of course, make every effort to remain as true to my gut feelings as possible, but in the interest of full disclosure, I feel that this disclaimer is necessary.

REVIEW:
I'll try (try mind you) to keep this one a little shorter than normal (Ha!).  If you don't know me already, I'm a registered, card-carrying, hopelessly infatuated, self-dubbed Tiana-Perve (tm) (or Terve for short), so you'll just have to accept that I have a special liking for this title's main star--who is present in each and every scene on the disc.  To me, that's just a heavenly thought, but of course, if you don't happen to like Tiana Lynn, it's best that you get the hell out of my sight and find a different disc to pick up.  If you do like her, read on fellow Terves, while I cover the highlights!

Tiana Lynn & 1 Guy.

After a sexy, sexy, but somewhat odd intro to Tiana, which is comprised of Patrick Collins sitting beside a bed on which Tiana is seductively draping herself and asking her questions, we find out that she, William H. and Thomas Zupko have come to the Czech Republic for some foreign sexual frolic.  Before you know it, Tiana is draped over an American flag on a table and she gets... FUCKED by a guy who, I dare say it, eclipses even Tiana herself in the pure, raw energy department.  It's quite something to watch actually.  Tiana gets tossed around on this table like cock-stuffed rag-doll, and both performers do an amazing job of not only feeding off each other's exuberance, but also at striking a rare balance between exhibitionism and raw, unrestrained chemistry.  It's so relentlessly high energy, in fact, that it becomes a bit too much of a good thing by the time it's all over, but it's a very positive kind of energy that you very often don't see much of in today's gonzo fair.  Elegant Angel in general really has a knack for this kind of thing, I've found--which is one of the reasons I respect Patrick Collins' approach so much.  I really enjoyed it, even if it did drag on a bit long for my tastes.  After getting two out of her three holes duly and unquestionably fucked, Tiana takes a nice facial and I'm already so spent that I'll need to take a break before venturing any further.  Not a perfect scene, but honestly, this guy keeps pace with Tiana's raw fire and still has a few clicks to spare, and that, my fellow Terves, is saying something.

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Oh yeah, and there's tons of squirting...

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Tiana Lynn & 1 Girl.

This is a girl/girl scene set in a bar, somewhere in the Czech Republic.  Tiana's partner here is a very pretty blonde with a great little body, but I'm afraid I'm not 100% positive who she is.  Girl/girl scenes don't usually excite me too much, and despite the fact that Tiana's in it, this one didn't seem to be an exception.  There's toy fucking, finger fucking, pussy licking and a lot of your obligatory moaning and carrying on.  Both girls are plenty glistening wet by the end of the scene, all courtesy of Tiana's "special talents".  They finish it out with some brief pussy grinding.  I'm afraid I'm not the best one to judge a scene like this given its all-feminine theme, but both girls look good, in that raw, Elegant Angel way, and for squirting fans there's plenty of action to keep you interested--even if Tiana is the only one contributing to the mess.

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Tiana Lynn & 3 Guys.

Each time there's a break between scene's, we return to Tiana's little pornversation with Patrick Collins.  I have to say, that's probably even better than the sex itself.  Tiana is a filthy-mouthed girl, let me tell ya.  She manages to conjure up some images with the way she talks coupled with the way she looks that just drive me fucking over the edge.  I don't want to ruin it for you, but although what she says may seem a bit contrived, somehow she sells it, and it works.  ANYway.  ::whew::  Lemme just simmer down here.  

Back to the actual sex--Tiana is dressed in an overcoat and nothing else as she approaches three beer drinking guys on what looks to be some sort of outdoor balcony at night.  The scene is dark, but there's still enough light there to see what's going on.  It turns into a blow-bang complete with all the Tiana, ass-licking, cock-sucking, squirt-drenching trappings--topped off with a great triple facial that covers her smiling countenance.  She squirts with her face in this drenched condition and yes--that does it for me as well.  The scene is limited in its scope, and like I said, I find myself looking forward more to the interview interludes than to the hardcore action itself.  Nonetheless, even I can't complain about a triple facial climax when Tiana is involved.  A good scene for what it is.

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Tiana Lynn & 2 Guys.

This time there's a little Tiana squirting interlude as she continues her little interaction with Patrick Collins.  What a lucky bastard.  I mean--damn.  Anyway, after that Tiana is looking great as she follows two guys up an unidentified elevator and joins them in a room with a wooden table (probably the same room in which the first scene took place).  Once she arrives, she grabs one of their beers and pours it over her dress.  A few cuts later, and Tiana is sprawled on the table, absolutely soaked with lager and sucking the two guys' cocks in the way that only she can.  Much like the first scene, this is a balls to the wall, Tiana-fucking extravaganza, only this time she is absolutely soaked in beer, and I'm tellin' ya, it looks great on her.  Tiana just has a way of really selling her enthusiasm so that it actually seems authentic--at least authentic enough that I'm willing to believe it.  This is another really great scene.  It's out of control, and dynamic--complete with a fluid-like rotation of shifting positions and spontaneous whims.  I really enjoyed watching it, and it's perfectly capped by two great facials and one more Tiana pussy-blast for good measure.  Call me a hopeless Terve if you like, but really--I just loved it.  

She's just so damned cool. 

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Tiana Lynn, Anastacia Christ & 1 Guy.

The scene cuts to a couple holding hands across a table.  They look at each other with the lovey-dovey's, but it isn't long before we're shown a troublemaking Tiana looking on with mischief in her eyes, slowly stripping naked as she watches them.  They evidently don't see her as Tiana approaches them on all fours and starts slathering her body with the found food items on the table (including some kind of orange colored juice as well as a fair amount of whipped cream on her tits).  Finally, Anastacia acknowledges Tiana's presence and inexplicably joins in the whipped cream fun.  As you might expect, the scene quickly degenerates into a unapologetic whirl-wind of debauchery.  Tiana is ever the accommodating little slut (although this time, for most of the scene she uses a condom), and Anastacia is there to do anal-duty.  And she does plenty of it, complete with a fair amount of ass to mouth courtesy of Tiana.  By the time it's over, the sex has grown to a fever pitch, and both girls share a well delivered facial.  Although this wasn't the outright best scene on the disc for me, it was still pretty darned satisfactory.  I came... yet again, thank you very much, and what's more, I come away thinking that it hasn't taken me this long to get through a disc in quite some time.  My smile fades however, as Tiana's fades into blackness, and thus it all comes to an end.

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EXTRAS:
There's a photo gallery and a few trailers, but the main extra on the disc is a scene from Cum Rain, Cum Shine--another Tiana Lynn vehicle that was directed by Patrick Collins, and frankly not quite as good a movie as Supersquirt is..  As it happens, however, this particular scene is mostly a blow-bang with a few other guys (with a little fucking thrown in for good measure), and in my opinion, it was also the best scene on the Cum Rain, Cum Shine disc--so it's a particularly nice bonus.  I do wish there were some behind the scenes footage for this one--as I'd like to have seen a bit more of Zupko, William H., and Tiana gallivanting around Prague, but I guess that wasn't meant to be.

OVERALL:
This was really quite a wonderful romp.  I mean, I suppose if you're not a big fan of Tiana Lynn, there's really not much here for you, but if you are, I'd venture to say that this, more than any other movie I've seen her in, is a must-see.  She's a sexy talkin', pretty lookin', pathologically fuck-lovin' little minx--and she really exhibits an honest liking for what she does that goes above and beyond the call of duty.  Patrick Collins is no dummy.  He knows when he's got a good thing going for him, and he does his best to get the best performances out of the girls he takes a shining to.  When he chose Tiana to play such a large roll in this latest wave of Elegant Angel products, I think he absolutely made the right choice.  Zupko and William H. just took Tiana to another level in this movie, and once she gets started, it's truly astounding (and ball-drainingly exhausting) to watch.

Moreover, this movie has an interesting presentation about it that also lifts it a step above your traditional all-sex feature.  The interview interludes, and Tiana's delightfully filthy, whispered admissions of perversion just made me want to jump through the screen and fuck the shit out of her--and then give her a big ol' cuddly hug for letting me.  Alas--I suppose it's still a somewhat acceptable alternative that I have to settle for watching someone else fuck her instead.  She certainly did get fucked--and how.  Anyway, for me, this one was surprisingly good.  Squirting theme or not, I just like to watch Tiana fuck, and save her brief one on one with the nameless blonde in the second scene, every time she did it on this disc, I got off.  That kind of consistency in porn is a rare treat indeed.  For that reason, my fellow Terves, I'm giving this one a whopping 4-1/2 stars, and a strong recommendation to buy.  For those who haven't joined our congregation yet, you might need to knock a star off my final rating and try it as a rental anyway.  Who knows, you might become a Tiana-Perve Convert...

Thanks, Tiana, for your generous performance and your breathtaking smile.

Questions or constructive comments about this review? Email me at MLyons@my.adultdvdtalk.com


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