Supersquirt: Open the Flood Gates Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/20/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 108 min.

Production Date: 12 / 25 / 2004

Director: William H. and Thomas Zupko

Cast: Tiana Lynn, Anastasia Christ, Tori, Boby, Bosch, George Uhl, and JJ

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Tiana has amazed me pretty much right from the start. I don’t know what’s taken me so long to get to this one, but I’m going in with very high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot and a must see for all Tiana Lynn fans!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who's a fan of female ejaculation

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting plenty of anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and unlike many movies shot overseas, there's no background noises or anything else to interfere with the action. The video is just as well done, which shouldn't be a surprise with people like Zupko and William H. behind the camera. It's nicely lit and free of motion, with just a hint of grain to make it look slightly artistic. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie.

Music: The music moves in and out of the movie. Most times it's nicely done, but there are a few times it gets a little loud. There are also many times where there's no noticeable music.

Menus: The main menu nicely blends the boxcover with a bit of the action. The chapter menu is fairly generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

When she was broke in by Cytherea during Cytherea is Squirtwoman, Tiana finally found a solution to some of her sexual yearnings with squirting. Porn allows her to keep broadening her experiences, which she decides to do in the Czech republic. In between scenes from her European excursion, Tiana works herself over and sees how many times she can squirt.

Scene 1 - Tiana Lynn and JJ

Tiana starts things out crawling across the American flag looking fantastic and patriotically stating “God Bless America!” before a naked and ready JJ joins her on the table so she can go right to mouthing his manhood. The cock isn't enough for her, so she bends forward to eat his ass and suck his balls. She moves up to ride JJ reverse cowgirl style, and soon after lets go with a few nice squirts. Tiana keeps squirting as she turns around to ride JJ cowgirl style, and even gives him a little more head to help him out. Tiana keeps squirting as JJ works between her pussy and mouth missionary style, and doesn't slow down as she lets him take her from behind over the table. They even get in a bit of spooning before Tiana gives him more head and they go back for more missionary and reverse cowgirl work. Finally, Tiana gets down and takes a nice pop in her mouth that flows out over her chin and fantastic tits.

This is a very hot opening scene. As usual, Tiana looks utterly fantastic, and there's no shortage of vocals or energy either. She squirts repeatedly without a single one looking at all faked, and the camera captures it all very well. This is a great opening scene for the movie.

Scene 2 - Tiana Lynn and Tori

Cute blonde Tori, who reminds me a bit of the lovely Melissa Lauren at first, starts out behind the bar cleaning up. Tiana walks in and orders a shot, which immediately leads to them getting it on. Tori leans back in a chair, and after a quick kiss lets Tiana work her over down below with her tongue and a pocket rocket. Tiana encourages Tori to see how much of her fingers she can fit in her own snatch and lets her pull her head in to lick her as she fingers herself. She moves up and encourages Tori to play with her pussy hard, which results in her letting go with a nice squirt. She keeps squirting as Tori licks her pussy and works on it with a glass dildo she brought along before eating Tori's ass in return. Tiana kicks things up a notch fucking Tori's ass with the toy as she licks it before letting Tori help her squirt a bit more. Finally the girls kiss and grind gashes before the scene fades out with Tori giving Tiana's twat one last light rub.

This is a pretty good scene. Tiana and Tori look like they're having a lot of fun, and they keep the scene moving nicely. The toys feel natural for the scene, and there's some nice chemistry between the girls. This is a very enjoyable scene.

Scene 3 - Tiana Lynn, Boby, George Uhl, and Bosch

When Tiana gets tired of sightseeing on a boat at night wearing only a long coat, she goes over to where George, Boby, and Bosch are talking and having a few drinks. She has them whip out their cocks and gets down to work her mouth among them. She has the guys turn around so she can work down the line eating ass before going back to sucking them off. Tiana sucks and strokes them onto her face while playing with her pussy, and after they finish on her face works herself up to a nice squirt with the help of her glass dildo.

This is an okay scene. I'm not much of a fan of blowjob scenes, and adding more guys doesn't change that for me. That said, Tiana does get into it quite nicely here, and there's nice chemistry between her and the guys. This scene isn't my thing, but that doesn't mean that it isn't well done.

Scene 4 - Tiana Lynn, Boby, and George Uhl

When Tiana struts up to the table where Boby and George are enjoying a couple mugs of beer, she commits alcohol abuse by taking George's beer away and pouring it down her front. She drops her dress and works herself to a quick squirt before attacking George orally while Boby plays with her from behind. She pours Boby's beer over her fantastic rack as well and lets him join in for some oral attention, before George fucks her missionary style. Of course Tiana keeps squirting as he slams her snatch, and it doesn't stop when she moves over to ride Boby in the cowgirls. They mix in a little spooning and work back through the other positions as Tiana takes a cock in her pussy and one in her mouth, when she isn't eating ass at least, while repeatedly squirting on the guys. She finishes things up working the guys over orally one last time, and lets them squirt their loads all over her face. Finally, Tiana lets go with one last big squirt.

This is another great Tiana scene. She looks like she's being pushed a little by the guys, but she also looks like she absolutely loves it. She squirts time and time again without fail, and gets into the sucking just as much as the fucking. Once again, Tiana Lynn shows why she's a perfect girl to build a squirting movie around.

Scene 5 - Anastasia Christ, Tiana Lynn, and George Uhl

As smoking hot busty blonde Anastasia enjoys a romantic dinner with George, Tiana watches and runs her hands around herself from a nearby table wearing only a few sparkleys. She crawls down the table and pours a drink that appears to be made largely of carrot juice over her fantastic body before moving on to a little whipped cream and fucking herself with a glass dildo. She unleashes a few squirts as Anastasia starts to strip off her black bra for George, causing them to finally take notice of her. Tiana sucks Anastasia's tits before climbing up to share the whipped cream and dildo with her. The whipped cream keeps flowing when George comes up to join them, and after Tiana starts him off with plenty of oral love she lets Anastasia join in so she can work her way between them. Tiana even moves around to eat George's ass a bit as Anastasia sucks him before making sure he's protected and then lying back for a little missionary work. It doesn't take George long to make Tiana squirt, and she squirts a few more times before letting Anastasia get up for an anal cowgirl ride. Tiana eagerly sucks Anastasia's ass off George's cock every time she slides off his pole, and then gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride of her own. She hops off to suck her juices off George's cock and invites Anastasia to have a taste as well before going for a squirting cowgirl ride, and then lets Anastasia have George's cock in her ass again from behind. Of course they both suck George's cock when they get a chance, and then Tiana goes for another turn with George spooning her as Anastasia watches playing with her pussy and letting Tiana lick it. The girls keep working back and forth, with Anastasia going with a reverse cowgirl ride and Tiana going for both cowgirls before lying next to each other for some missionary work with Tiana continuing to limit George to her pussy while Anastasia won't let him have anything other than her ass. Finally, the girls share a nice pop between them, with Tiana catching the brunt of it in her mouth before they swap it back and forth a little.

This is a fantastic scene. I'll admit that I went into this scene with sky high expectations, as Tiana Lynn and Anastasia Christ are two of my favorite women in porn to watch. This one started off a little rough with the start, but it quickly met my expectations and maybe even went past them. There's great chemistry between George and the girls, and Tiana most definitely drives the scene. There are times when Anastasia seems unsure what to do with how aggressive Tiana gets, but quickly finds her way back in. I really like the division of labor between the girls, with Tiana limiting George to her pussy while Anastasia limits him to her ass. Although the scene does get a little lopsided with some of Anastasia's standoffishness, it doesn't hurt the scene too bad because Anastasia seems content to sit and watch in amazement as Tiana takes George on. This is a great scene, and a great way to end the movie!

Supersquirt is a great squirting movie that makes it easy to see why Patrick Collins latched onto Tiana Lynn. She looks fantastic in every scene, and never seems like she's holding back. Yes, some might consider the fairly extreme (at least in volume) squirting that Tiana does a touch of a circus act, but at the same time she makes it fun. She always looks like she's enjoying herself in her scenes and she drives each and every one of the scenes very well. There aren't a lot of movies built around dominant women, and with how well Tiana does it here I can't help but wish that it would change that. The final scene with Anastasia Christ and George Uhl is probably my favorite in the movie, but that's just because in my humble opinion Anastasia and Tiana are two of the most beautiful women to ever go in front of the adult camera. At the opposite end of things is Tiana's oral scene, which came in there for the simple reason that I'm not a fan of blowjob scenes even when they are well done. Supersquirt is a great squirting movie, and one that I can't help but recommend.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included forCytherea is Squirtwoman, Squirtwoman 2, Big Black Wet Asses, and Big Wet Asses 4. The photo gallery lasts about two minutes with roughly seven seconds per good looking snapshot. There’s also commercials and a bonus scene.

Bonus Scene - Tiana Lynn, Kris Slater, Marco Duato, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and Jerry

Tiana's a smart girl, as her glasses show, and has noticed that people like to watch her fuck. She brings a few “friends” over, and after working herself to a squirt in Kris's living room wearing some sexy black lingerie, moves over to start sucking his cock as his friends move in around them. They grope Tiana before getting close enough for her to work her hands and mouth around them. Tiana eats plenty of man ass as the guys bend over for her, and even squirts after a little finger work. She works on herself with a vibe to make herself squirt while working on the guys, and let a few of them give her a facial. After she takes a few loads of cum she has Kris fuck her missionary style. He backs off when she squirts and Marco pops on her pussy, but moves right back in as soon as Marco's done. Kris backs off for Tiana to squirt a couple more times, and finishes things up letting his juices fly together with hers.

This is a pretty good scene. I'm not a fan of blow bangs, but with the enthusiasm Tiana puts into her scenes it's very hard for me to dislike anything she's in that's shot decently. This one's nicely captured, and has a nice little naughty setup for the scene. This is a very good bonus scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, rimming (female > male), squirting, lesbian, toys, group, masturbation, ass to mouth, cum swapping, oral, and anal

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: Between Tiana Lynn and George Uhl in the final scene

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Elegant Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. If you're a fan of squirting, this one should even be worth it for you at the top end. The sex is hot with a nice variety, and the technical aspects and extras show plenty of care as well. This is a very nicely done DVD!

Note to Elegant Angel: Very nice job here!!!

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