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Naughty College School Girls 36

Release date: 11/19/2004
Reviewed on: 1/21/2005

Studio: New Sensations

Starring: Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Tony T., Chris Charming, Sunshine, Mr. Pete, Jessica Sweet, Megan Martinez, Sammie Rhodes, Allie Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: I'm on a Slamming Sammie Rhodes kick right now. Just trying to watch as much as I can so I can burn out and move on to someone else. Heh. Jessica Sweet, Zenza Raggi, and Chris Charming: Well the scene just jumps into Jess already sucking dick outdoors. No setup at all. Anyway, Jessica Sweet is supposedly now known as Britney Rears. I wonder why the name change. She doesn't look anything like the namesake. Jessica screams here a lot more than I remember in her other scenes. The guys aren't being that rough with her... Maybe some hair pulling and some rapid throttling. Then later on some anal and some hard ass slapping. She's sweating hard. She's certainly a talker too especially in the short attempt at a DAP. A more conventional DP follows indoors. The lighting seems a little darker. Zenza tries to do the foot on the head thing in the DP but accidentally gets her nose first. Plenty of ATM. Really energetic scene. Dirtiest I've seen Jessica Sweet. Allie Sin & Mr. Pete: My first look at Allie. She has a reddish brown bob haircut. Slamming body.
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Lex Steele XXX 3

Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 1/20/2005

Studio: Mercenary Pictures

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Lexington Steele, Mickey G., Lola [I] (ambiguous), Brian Pumper, Shawnie, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Tera Joy, Trash, J.J.
Directed by: Lexington Steele

Review brief: Well, in in the Behind the scene of Lost Angels: Katsumi, Katsumi mentions that Lex Steele is one of her favourite costars. How convenient that I also have this title at my disposal to see what that was all about. Katsumi: Katsumi is wearing a black vinyl oriental themed outfit. There are these red oriental hanging lamps in the room that contribute to the theme. Katsumi's hair is long and curly here. Not sure if they are extensions. Katsumi gives an okay blowjob using some fake moans here and there that makes me scratch my head. She takes in the ass first. There's a big smudge on the camera lens on the upper left corner that obscures Katsumi's face in certain shots. She squeals it's big and it does look like it would hurt. The smudge disappears after a while. I guess the camera man figured out there was old spooge on the lens. Plenty of ATM. Standing mish anal where you can see Katsumi's face strain. She just takes an anal pounding. Hard to fake anything with Lex in that ass. Cumshot was accompanied by a subdued Lex groan. That was the most surprising part of the scene.
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Truly Nice Tits 8

Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Sergio, Dillion Day, Reno, Thomas Stone, George Uhl, Julie Silver, Joe Monti, Talon, Daria Glower, Jessica Sweet, Angel Dark, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Talore, Karina Play, Lilit Wonder
Directed by: Bryan Xin

Review brief: Bryan Xin's last movie with DVSX. Even though I prefer his Truly Nice Ass series, I decided to check the last edition of TNT because of Sammie Rhodes. She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met. They don't build many like her. Sammie Rhodes & Talon: Sammie Rhodes walking up the stairs in hot pink lingerie. I think I've seen her in that outfit in another movie before. I'm surprised to see a setting that's not from a hotel room. Lots of upskirt teasing. I love her honker. Deep blowjob. Titty fucking. Sammie coughs and gags a couple of times on the blowjob. Shows the balls some loving though. I like the natural lighting in this scene. Longest position was in the reverse cowgirl where Bryan likes to shoot from underneath. Most interesting was a piledriver position because of the way Sammie's boobs looked. Cumshot on the boobs. Very good scene. Angel Dark & Dillon: Angel is a tan brunette with incredible tits. I think I may have seen her in Denys Defranco's work. Again Bryan uses natural lighting and what looks to be a house. She's not really deep on the blowjob.
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Exposed: Dee

Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2005

Studio: Ninn Worx

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dee [II] (classic female), Isabella, Eric Masterson, Anais, Pascal St. James, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Matt Bixel
Directed by: Michael Ninn

Review brief: Dee is one of the nicest women I've met in or outside of porn. She always remembers me whenever I run into her teasing me about my shyness to my oriental attempt at a mustache. The weird thing is that I've never seen a movie with her before only knowing about her through pictures and Playboy TV. So when given a chance to see a movie that is all about this Puerto Rican beauty, I jumped at it. The interview with Dee is done in a classy slightly grainy black and white. She has a nice soft voice but I'm not sure where she is from. She doesn't sound like she's by way of New York. The interviews set up the sex vignette. The way the interview is done this title sounds like a retrospective compilation like the Private Life series. Georgia Adair and some dude: Red lighting that makes Dee's skin look really weird while she's masturbating. The video goes grainy to soft focus. I guess this is intentional but I'm not thrilled. Tease shots of Georgia Adair are thrown in resulting in lots of compare and contrast interval teasing between the two in different settings. Georgia is attractive.
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Twisted Vision

Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 1/18/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Claudio, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: Michael Stefano's Twisted Vision is described as a POV with a twist. With POV Pervert also residing at RLD, I guess you gotta have a niche. Missy Monroe: A hooded Missy Monroe is stuck in a cage with a hood over a head reminiscent of the afghan prisoners. When the hood is taken off, Missy mouth is revealed taped by electrical tape with a hole around which the words Cock Hole is written. An unshaven Juan Cuba gets his dick sucked through this tapehole while Michael watches. Eventually Missy is let out of the cage so she can do her duty and the tape is removed from her mouth. A POV doggy on the warehouse floor makes everything look dirty . Juan Cuba looks like he's gone from the scene at this point. I guess a POV DP was out of the question so Missy will be content with just some sweaty anal from Michael. ATMs abound. Surprising creampie finish. Great scene. Sativa Rose: Sativa Rose is masturbating to a magazine layout of Dora Venter while Michael spies on her and masturbates in his corner.
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Private Story Of Bobbi Eden, The

Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/17/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Francesco Malcom, Robert Rosenberg, Max Cortes, Claudia Clair, Toni Ribas, Cain, Jodie Moore, Steve Hooper, Bobbi Eden

Review brief: A quick and dirty review compilation review, the Private Life and Private Story series is a retrospective of a girl's Private career where every scene is interspersed with interview footage. Bobbie's dutch and her English is very strong. There is an accent but if I hadn't known where she was from, I would've never been able to place it. The scenes are from: Scene 1 (original w/ Toni Ribas) Scene 2 (solo masturbation - original) Scene 3 (her first scene w/ Cain) Scene 4 - Reality 12 (w/ Cain) Scene 5 - Reality 12 (w/ Claudia Claire & Jodie Moore) Scene 6 - Reality 15 (w/ Cain) Scene 7 - Cleopatra (w/ Robert Rosenberg) Scene 8 - Cleopatra (w/ Max Cortes) Scene 9 - Sex Experiment (w/ Steve Hooper) Scene 10 - House of Games (w/ Donna Marie, Steve Hooper, and Francesco Malcolm) Most of the early scenes in this movie was with her boyfriend, Cain, as it seems like they were starting out together. She shows a fun personality interviewing him. I found most of the scene dark in lighting (intentional).
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Lost Angels: Katsumi

Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 1/17/2005

Studio: Ninn Worx

Starring: Mick Blue, Katsuni, Mario Rossi, Monica Daniels, Daniel DeCarlo
Directed by: Ethan Kane

Review brief: Katsumi is one of the most exquisitely beautiful women in porn. I look at her and think that she could be modeling on a runway if she was bit taller. First Scene: First scene has her paired up with Mick Blue. Before Mick joins her, we see her in an snazzy black dress teasing us with some masturbation footage in a black tile walled room. The lighting is intentionally artistically cold making katsumi look paler than she normally is. Regular vaginal sex. Occasionally music would pop in which annoyed me. Artistic slomo pop shot. Sex was okay. Second Scene: Katsumi is in a very very expensive looking house with classical furniture. Her hair is put up top which reveals too much of her forehead. Long masturbation on a very expensive chair. I wonder if they steam clean the furniture afterward. Good looking euro guy with lots of razor burns gets the honour of doing Kats. Kats moans seem dubbed in or the audio track is not following the video. Blinding Leslieish lighting. People should stop shooting into the light even if it's for artistic effect to soften the focus.
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Teen Cum Squad

Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: John Strong, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Emily DaVinci, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara

Review brief: Back from a Vegas induced break, it's time for me to start watching some porn again. Emily DaVinci, John Strong, and Toni Ribas: I believe Emily is from Montreal. Nice butt but she mostly has a pixieish body, face, and hair. Frosted reddish hair. I wonder what'd she look with longer hair. Manuel seems to dig her as they do the tease portion in the pool area before she retires to be with John and Toni. An animal with the blowjob. She easily goes down Toni and John without much forcing. Anal comes pretty easily to her and so does the DP including one standing. She just smiles and laughs. Plenty of ATM throughout. Piledriver anal on the couch itself was the most interesting position. Glob covered face ends a good scene. I think Manuel add his shot to the end too. The lighting seems inconsistent as the performers block the light in certain positions against the wall on the couch. Sativa Rose & Manuel Ferrara: Sative Rose is looking so beautiful with her hair so wavy and those lips capping her smile. A POV blowjob with Manuel.
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Extreme Teen 37

Release date: 10/21/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004

Studio: Extreme Associates



Review brief: This is a going to be a quick and dirty review cause I got disgusted while watching this video. In fact, I didn't want to watch porn for a couple of days after seeing this much less writing about it. I haven't watched an Extreme Associates movie since the days of Tom Byron. Then again, Byron was the only director over at EA that I watched. I felt the other directors, most notably Rob Black, were too concerned about making shock porn or at least confusing it with good porn. Well, not much has changed. This video must be for the paedophile within all of us. I'm not sure if I have one because I wasn't amused. First scene went okay. Premise is that Ben Brat stops by to hang out with his buddy but since he's not there; he'll seduce sleepy eyed Channelle Chavez. Sex was pretty good with Channelle being anal-ysed but Ben was creepy instructing her all the time. He had the teaching style of a sex offender.... which fits in with the scene actually.
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Fashionably Laid

Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/20/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Renee Pornero, Nautica Thorn, Shayna Knight, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Jessica Dee

Review brief: Emphasis on the movie is the attire the girls wear. Normally, I don't care about this because I'm waiting for the girls to take it all off anyway but sometimes an outfit can make a girl even more beautiful.... before she takes it off anyway ;) Nautica Thorn & Sean Michaels: Asian bunny Nautica Thorn is wearing a black vinyl outfit that looks like it's been heavily polished with armor all. Sean and Nautica are supposed to go out and eat at some fancy restaurant. Nautica just wants to fuck though. I can't believe Sean's even arguing with her on this. I'm not sure if it's because of the lighting but Nautica seems paler than usual. Sean loves running his tongue all over her body including some anal rimming. I love Nautica's gap teeth. Nautica gives a shallow blowjob but she makes up for it with those anime bunny eyes and some loving of the balls. I don't know why Sean keeps his sunglasses on during a scene. It looks silly. I like watching Nautica's expressions while she fucks. Cumshot down the hatch.
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POV Pervert 4 (Red Light District)

Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/18/2004

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Mike John, Maxine, Missy Monroe, Carmen Hayes, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Another round in his trademark POV series, Mike John is probably the best gonzo director out there today. Missy Monroe: Mike plays guess the porn star by not showing her face. We get a strawberry patch tattoo as a clue on her left. Then a matching strawberry dress. But I knew the voice all along as Missy's; especially the way she coos. She's remarkably beautiful like her namesake especially as she flirts with Mike. Great POV scene especially with Missy's espressions. She treats us to some squirts which gets on the camera. I'm not used to seeing Missy give a blowjob without the guy forcing her to go deeper. She just takes her time and eyes the camera rather than practicing her gag reflex. Yes, Mike gets her ass too and gets cleaned atm. I like the way Missy grips the cover in doggy. They switch off on vaginal and anal on the bed and on the floor repeatedly. Not healthy guys. Cumshot out of the titty fucking position down the hatch. Carmen Hayes: Carmen looks dazzling in an RLD top.
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Cum Guzzlers 2

Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/17/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Wanda Curtis, Steve Holmes, Trinity, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Trista Post, Jasmyn Lopez
Directed by: Steve Holmes

Review brief: My first look at a Steve Holmes movie. I've frequently compared Steve to Fonze especially when his hair is wet and slicked back. He looks kind of goofy but seems to have a charm with the women. Always likes to kiss the women and they never seem to mind. I wonder what mouthwash he uses and if he smokes. Hmmmn... Anyway... Roxy Jezel, Michael Stefano, and Steve Holmes: In a shockingly more Americanized accent, Roxy says she's gonna be a dirty little slut today. I breathe a sigh of relief once her English accent returns during her moans. Roxy's looks have improved in her second go around in the states. She's grown her hair out in the front, I think her teeth are fixed, and she may have filled out some more. Seems less like a little girl. Standard Roxy scene which makes it excellent. Plenty of anal, atms, and of course the dp. One cumshot goes down the mouth. One hits her face. Trinity, Wanda Curtis, and Steve Holmes: Steve has this goofy smile between the two girls that reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry.
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Cum Drenched Tits

Release date: 10/17/2004
Reviewed on: 12/16/2004

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Missy Monroe, Katin, Gia Paloma, Tiana Lynn, Pandora Dreams
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: A quick & dirty review since Bono covered the details well, basic premise of this movie is guy and girl have sex; guy cums on girls tits. But ohhh no, that's not enough. Since the title is called Cum Drenched Tits, one man is not enough. Once the guys are done another guy might pop in to do some more... sometimes even a circle jerk. Sometimes the original guy gets to go for seconds. You know the drill. This was a very good movie. I thought all the girls were hot in their own way. The scenes are set up with little prologues letting you know the girl a little. My favourite being Katin belly riding a surfboard rather than surfing heh. You have a lot of variety from anal to dps to squirting. The only common denominator is that all the girls have great tits. Funny BTS only William H can pull off. Bonus Scene was an appropriate one from the Heavy Handfuls series with Alicia Rhodes. This was a great movie.
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Veronica's Game

Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 12/15/2004

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Dale Dabone, Ava Vincent, Aria, Felix Vicious, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Aspen Stevens
Directed by: Jim Enright

Review brief: Randy plays a famous womanizing journalist. Ava literally takes a number just to be with him. I wonder what ever happened to Jewel Valmont? She used to be one of my favourite performers. This is the first time I've seen her since her transformation to Ava. It's amazing how much a person can change without plastic surgery. Bleach blonde hair, fixed the gap in her teeth, and most of all lost most of the weight. Well, anyway. Well, Ava is still a good performer. She just looks so different now. I think it's the bottle blonde hair that offends me. The bad porno music annoys me. Just a standard sex scene. Oh let me add a condomed sex scene. ... and then this standard review become a quick and dirty review because the sex scenes were all standard condomed sex scene. I think I got pissed around the time Super Mega Goddess Roxanne Hall 2000 was wasted in a lesbian scene with Aspen Stevens and Felix Vicious. What the hell. Basically Randy is a journalist who uses women and Lauren is an up and coming author who uses men. Polar opposites.
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Firebush

Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/14/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn, John Strong, Keiko, Joey Ray, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Lena Juliett, Amber Simpson, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle

Review brief: I love redheads. Fire up top.... uhh I forgot how the rest of the saying went. I prefer natural redheads just because the hair matches their skin complexion but every once in a while I enjoy watching a girl that looks straight out of a comic book. Cherry Poppens & Juan Cuba: The only girl in the movie that actually has a discernable firebush, Cherry looks silly wearing a ballgag and flailing herself. Curly red hair with blonde highlights. Pale skin with good breasts on a short body. A beautiful redhead I wouldn't mind knocking around. She gives Juan an average blowjob but shows the balls some loving. She dirty talks to the camera while getting fucked and then switches the dirty talk to Juan. The lighting's sterile in this scene and throughout the movie. Cherry talks a good game but I'm not sure if she's actually enjoying herself. Cumshot down the hatch. A mediocre scene. Amber Simpson & Kris Slater: Amber Simpson is a beautiful dark red curlyhaired girl. She reminds me a little of Chelsea Clinton; except of course much hotter.
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Private Life Of Lea De Mae, The

Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/9/2004

Studio: Private

Starring: David Perry, Dick Nasty, Silvia Saint, Guy DiSilva, Nacho Vidal, Daniella Rush, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Mick Blue, Jane Darling

Review brief: I popped this movie in the dvd player and wanted to pay my respects to Lea as a review on this sad day. No, I did not spank the monkey. I hold a certain respect for the dead and will probably never watch her scenes again. This 2-dvd set is a great compilation that sums up Lea's Private career in a retrospective interview. For girl that often gets 2nd billing in the movie she appears in, this compilation proves how she stole the show from her famous co-stars with her strong sexual performances. Having met Lea in person, she is the sweet unassuming shy woman that you see in the interview.
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 3 (Red Light District)

Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 12/9/2004

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Mike John, Billy Banks, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Tone Capone, Tee Reel, Cris Taliana
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: I just wanted to write a quick review to say that this has been my favourite movie for this year; and that yes, I do give 5 stars to movies that deserve them. Mike John is a fucking genius. My favourite scene is with a perky Cris Taliana taking I think 17 loads down the hatch but I'm not good at counting. All the girls are hot. Every scene was great. This movie set the bar for me that the rest of 2004 hasn't matched yet.
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Sex With Young Girls 7

Release date: 10/29/2004
Reviewed on: 12/8/2004

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Dillion Day, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Cherish, Kinzie Kenner, Keri Sable, Cali Marie, Dezeray, Brandy Nichole
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz

Review brief: My friend and I once were interested in these identical twins. The problem was that one looked hotter than the other (different hairstyle) while the other was sluttier. But enough about my dilemna, let's talk about another set of twins. Cherish, Cali Marie, Ben English, and Mr. Pete: So we have the twins with the shady reputation, Cherish and Cali Marie. Blonde girls with big foreheads and small boobs. They're fraternal twins. Cherish has a tattoo on her left boob. They're cute but not much more. I don't notice any incest between the two. No kissing. No touching. Just side by side fucking. They both suck at the blowjob. I wonder if it's genetics or learned. Their sex moves are different and I do recognise when Ben and Pete switch off on the girls. The scene is backlit here with sunlight somewhat blinding the scene at times a la Leslie. What's different is that Tyrone keeps both girls within the camera lens at both times. Lots of slaps on the ass from Pete. They don't seem to like their facial too much.
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Big Natural Breasts 3 (New Sensations)

Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 12/6/2004

Studio: New Sensations

Starring: James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Michelle Wild, Black Diamond, Steve Hooper, Tera Bond, Csoky Ice

Review brief: My first look at a Denys Defranco movie, I'm a big fan of his photography. His studio setup is distinct and I can always tell whether it's a DDF photo from the lighting. However, I've never been that impressed with the clips of sex I've seen around the net from those very same shoots. Presumably, these scenes should be from those shoots too. However, resisting Michelle Wild is futile. Angelina & Gary: Gary is doing Angelina's makeup. Funny he doesn't look like the gay makeup guy in the behind the scenes. Angelina has frizzy blonde hair with dark roots and very tan skin. It's not a flattering combination though. Her face is pretty. I notice right away the video isn't up to par to what I expect from NS videos. Maybe it's the European PAL conversion that gives it a grainy washed out look. Some footplay. Weak blowjob. Sex positions around the makeup chair and table. Cumshot on the mouth. Tepid scene. Black Diamond & Choky Ice: Black Diamond was last seen in Truly Nice Tits 6.
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Gothsend 2

Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 12/5/2004

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Sascha, Rachel Rotten, Rob Rotten, Kris Slater, Vandalia, Shayna Knight, Katrina Kraven, Victoria Sin, Deja Daire, Avy Lee Roth
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: A quick & dirty review because I haven't like being funny for a while. I had rated the original movie above average because I liked where Guy Capo was trying to go with this. What hurt the movie was I felt there was a schlocky feel to it. This one I felt was a visual masterpiece and the casting improved with this movie. Deja Daire's scene was basically stuck in RC whether it was anal or vaginal because the way the lighting was set up in a pitch black background. Even though some would say that Katrina Kraven is wasted in a lesbian scene, she brings as much intensity in a pairing with Avy Lee Roth as she would with the guys. Even I couldn't make fun of Master Liam too much this time. There's a fascinating shot of his suspending Shayna Knight in the air through turning the gears. It reminded me of communist propaganda for some reason. However the scene that felt most out of place was with porn's freakiest couple the Rottens with Rob doing his wife through a birdcage.
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Mr. Pete Is Unleashed 1

Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004

Studio: New Sensations

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Jezebelle Bond, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Missy Monroe, Joachim Kessef, Melissa Lauren, Harmony Rose, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin

Review brief: This is my second look at a Mr Pete title. Mr. Pete is a dichotomy. He looks like trailer trash but the girls love him. He can get rough with the girls but never pushes it too far and takes a lot of abuse too. Overall, I like him as a performer but haven't decided on him as a director. Naudia Nyce, Missy Monroe, and Mr. Pete: Naudia Nyce reminds me of a cross between Mila Kunis and Belladonna. Must be the gap teeth. When I first saw her in pictures, I wasn't sure if she was attractive but her charm comes through in video. Missy Monroe on the other hand is the definition of trashy hotness in any medium. Scene starts out with Missy stuck in the same kind of cage that my neighbour puts his pit bull in. Missy has a tail from her ass courtesy of a butt plug and wags it around like the happy bitch she is. Pete and Naudia make out and fuck in front of her and Missy tries to participate through the cage with her fingers. mouth, and tongue including a gagging blowjob through the cage. Eventually Missy is unleashed. Lots of footplay abound.
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Fucking Assholes 3 (Digital Sin)

Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/27/2004

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Nadia Nice, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Demi Marx, Jamie Brooks, Joachim Kessef, Vanessa Lane, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I wanted to watch this movie because of my affinity for Super Mega Goddess Roxanne Hall 2000.... and as usual she scorches in her scene with Joachim. Every girl does anal in this movie but the pussy is not spared either. First scene has Jamie Brooks taking a frantic pounding in the ass from Ben English. Second scene has Vanessa Lane with Mr. Pete. Vanessa doesn't have much of a butt. What's weird is at the beginning there's a mirror with a glory hole that Mr. Pete uses on his schlong so that Vanessa can watch herself give a blowjob. Reminds me of the Def Leppard song, "Love Bites". Middle scene is Rox and Joachim. The only complaint is it took a long time for her top to come off. Next scene is a personal favourite of mine Demi Marx. She looks great in this scene. She smacks Mr. Pete's schlong around hard and smacks her own ass a couple of times during sex to keep stimulated. Last scene has Naudia Nyce who reminds me of Mila Kunis. She takes a good anal pounding from Marco Duarte.
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Rocco Meats Suzie

Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/23/2004

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Lucy, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Gabriel Zero, Juliano Ferraz, Julie Silver, Eimi, Claudia Rossi, Judy White, Suzie Carina, Jennifer London, Anastasia Mayo, Shaina, Karina Play, Niki Bleue
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I wrote a more thourough review of this movie right when it came out but it got lost. Seeing Rocco's True Anal Stories 23 made me revisit this movie as it shared some of the actresses and a certain scene. ... and I still feel the same way. Suzie Carina is fun and bubbly, attractive, probably the best euro-find in the past year. Unfortunately she is only in half of the movie. Half of a movie surrounded does not make a good movie which was what I found disappointing. The first scene is highlighted by very unattractive ladies. A sickly looking Shaina and another chick that looks like she should be on a Mexican game show or like an uglier redheaded Charo. Second scene was better in that Nacho displayed incredible sexual heat but that may be because Anastasia looked like a dwarf tranny. Mega orgy on the boat was a clusterfuckingmanic disaster in terms of lighting and grainy footage. Even my ADD couldn't handle it. However when it came to the Suzie half of the movie, it was all beautiful.
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Rocco's True Anal Stories 23

Release date: 10/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/23/2004

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Veronika, Suzie, Sara, Kid Jamaica, Niko, Manuel Ferrara, Juliano Ferraz, Julie Silver, Camelia, Joachim Kessef, Shaina, Victorie, Atilla B., Stallone, XXL, Pupy, Atis, Peter Fodi
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: A quick & dirty review since Gabriel Nine (see top right) did such a thorough blow by blow cover of this movie. I just want to add that Rocco is slated to retire next year. Possibly as a result, he's been in less and less scenes in his movies. In the past, his non-performing scenes have been weaker than his electric performances and I had always regarded those scenes at filler. As the years go by, these filler scenes have steadily improved. Either Rocco has improved as a director or he's been employing stronger performers. I've always chalked it up to the latter. Well in this movie, Rocco is only in one of the scenes. To me that's sort of a disappointment. First scene looks like an outtake from Rocco Meats Suzie. Good thing Nacho is almost as strong a performer as Rocco even though he can be annoying. And what's with that new tattoo on his shoulder? Who does he think he is? The Rock? Unfortunately Suzie and Nacho share the spotlight with two other girls; one (Shaina) who I find sickly looking.
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Boxcover for Big Cock Seductions 14
Big Cock Seductions 14

Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/22/2004

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Tony T., Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Alex Rox, Steve Hooper, Ariana Jollee, Cameron James [I] (female), Aspen Stevens, Alisha Bizart, Dillan Lauren, Marco Banderas

Review brief: My second BCS review, something about the title bothers me. How can a big cock be seductive? Seduction to me implies subtlety; and no, I'm not using this to cover my own inadequacies. Now imagine if you were some dude with this big cock, say like Rocco. How are you going to seduce anyone with it when the girl's eyes widen in fear? Do you wave it around like a wand and use the force to give it hypnotic effect? Anyway... Dillan Lauren: If you think my little monologue is crazy; check out this scene premise. Dillan's pissed at Marco cause he's still not done fixing her car. How does she take out her frustrations? By fucking the mechanic. The car isn't going to get fixed quicker if he's too busy boning her! Dillan is superfine with gaps in her teeth so Marco's dick's got to fit. Think Shannon Doherty with real tits. She goes deep on the thick schlong. I'm a little bit more mesmerised by her back tattoo. Marco reminds me of a hispanic Arnold Schwarzenegger with his hair slicked back terminator style.
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