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Boxcover for Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures)
Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Alicia Rhodes, Jake Malone, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Poppy Morgan, Sophie Dee, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine

Review brief: Before I start this review, I must make some disclosures. I'm friends with both Poppy Morgan and Van Swine and had the opportunity to preview the Alicia Rhodes scene... live. I don't know what is it about British girls but they drive me nuts. I think it's cause I can barely understand half of what their dirty talk even though they're speaking english due to the accent and slang. Poppy Morgan: Von Swine interviews Poppy on some of the British stereotype. We find out she loves Tia Maria but I already know that. Poppy is paired up with Tee Real in an active sex scene. As Tee says, "It's all true. They all love Tee" (tea). Poppy is more expressive than I remember from some of her older scenes. Even though this scene was strictly vagina, she bites down on Tee's fist, pulls down his head and begs him to fuck her harder. Very good scene. Michelle B: Michelle has been in porn for about a year and she likes to get her dirtbox stuffed. We find out that the dirtbox is slang for her butt.
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I Love 'Em Natural 2

Release date: 4/27/2005
Reviewed on: 7/11/2005

Studio: Acid Rain

Starring: Charmane Star, Lee Stone, Nick Manning, Kurt Lockwood, Sandra Romain, Victoria Sin, Samantha Ryan, Benjamin Brat, Haley Paige
Directed by: Dan Dale

Review brief: Acid Rain videos are known for their nasty factor with titles such as Bust My Hole and Give Me Gape. However, with a name like I Love Em Natural, it's not clear what this series would bring other than the lack of implants. Sandra Romain: It's clear from the first scene with Sandra Romain that natural also means raw. Benjamin Bratt pounds her in every hole and uses two dildo to assist him with some pseudo dps, daps, and tps. Sandra is definitely an animal. However the drawback to this scene is the inconsistent lighting. There are angles where the scene goes darker. Sandra's hair also blocks the view from her blowjobs. Charmane Star: In the brightest lit scene (in a bleaching way), Charmane Star is probably the most dazzling full-blooded(?) asian in porn today. However, as I watch the guy blocking the light from the blowjob, it leads me to suspect that there isn't a c-light used. The sex was about as sterile as the bright light.
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Boxcover for Slam It! In Harder (Evil Angel)
Slam It! In Harder (Evil Angel)

Release date: 5/13/2005
Reviewed on: 7/5/2005

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Mick Blue, Jazz Duro, Jamie Brooks, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Melissa Black, Janet Peron, Danny Mountain, Ellena, Tony De Sergio
Directed by: Macondo

Review brief: My second look at the Slam It! series. The thing that impressed me about the first movie was the technical setup of the scenes and of course the girls. Janet Peron: Janet Peron is wearing a pink cowboy hat and is masturbating on a mechanical bull indoors. There's hay around her and the weird thing is this setting is indoors where you can see tile ceilings. Underneath view of blowjobs is hampered by the shadows on the face/mouth caused by the hat. Average blowjobs even though the guys are relatively small. They fuck on a zebra lounge chair. The guys look goofy keeping on their white and black cowboy hats. This isn't a porn western comedy. Anal. A2P. ATM. DP. This scene had everything. Both guys hose down her pussy with their spooge. Good scene. Jamie Brooks: I wish Jamie hadn't gotten her boobs supersized. She's a good performer and this scene is no different as she sweating like crazy while being pounded. Premise is she "plays" the guitar for a band. Suddenly we cut to her masturbating with a red dildo. Hmmn...
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Boxcover for Christoph's Beautiful Girls 18
Christoph's Beautiful Girls 18

Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/3/2005

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Carol, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Ian Scott, Greg Centauro, Angelina Crow, Lucy Love, Veronika Vanoza, Vanessa Hill, Csoky Ice, Lora Croft
Directed by: Christoph Clark

Review brief: It's been more than year since I last checked in with a Christoph Clark movie. The reason why is I get spoiled by Rocco Siffredi. Rocco and Christoph often uses many of the same euro girls but the difference is that Rocco seems to bring the best out of even the most demure girls (see Chasey loves Rocco). However the things I do like about Christoph movies is his taste in women and the colour of his movies. They seem to pop. Against this standard, I was disappointed. The first scene is at the indoor pool of the euro house seen in many Rocco and Nacho movies. Veronica Vanoza is like a poor man's Belladonna. She has the same crew cut and the same great body (untattooed). Her face just doesn't have that charm of Bella's and she has nowhere the enthusiasm of Bella even though she does everything. Hell when she fucks Choky Ice in the pool, the pool scene with Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle Mclachlan in Showgirls had more heat than this scene. There was a technical fuckup in the middle of the sex where the camera man just changes the exposure.
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Darkko's Anal Showdown

Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/28/2005

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Mark Davis, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko

Review brief: I think this is my first Darkko review. Since my colleagues have given you the blow by blow details, I wanted to give my general impressions of this movie. Lauren Phoenix and Katja Kassin are two of my favourite porn stars for their obvious qualities. Duhhhh I'm talking about their foreign accents. Creating a scenario where I have to judge one against the other is not fair. Premise is this. You have 3 rounds like in amateur boxing where the two girls strut their stuff. The first round is the feeling out process or more commonly known as the solo scene. I preferred Katja's solo scene because Darkko has a way of capturing her ass where it's always kaboom in the viewer's face. I thought the second round was flawed where the girls compete on the girl/girl cause it does depend a lot on who their partner was. Sandra Romain is normally an animal when I see her with men. She's paired up with Katja. Lauren is paired up with Katrina Kraven who's an animal in her own right.
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Dress-Up Dolls (Jekyll and Hyde)

Release date: 4/10/2006
Reviewed on: 6/24/2005

Studio: Jekyll and Hyde

Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Trinity, Reno, Andrea Moranty, Jayna Oso, Sativa Rose, Dillan Lauren, Alec Knight, Courtney Cummz, Marcus London
Directed by: Kevin Moore

Review brief: Kevin Moore has been in the industry for a couple of years now in a variety of capacities. He's known for his photography over at stunningcurves.com and as being an assistant to both Joey Silvera and John Leslie. He now releases his own movies under Jeckyll & Hyde Productions. My first look at his work even though he's put out several movies. I believe this is the first full sex movie he's released and this line focuses on the girls dressing up and dressing down. Courtney Cummz: Variation of the classic porn mechanic scenario. Mechanic overcharges. Girl doesn't have the money. They work on an installment plan. Mechanic has her change out of her black jacket and jeans into a purple porn outfit. Conveniently there is a stripper's poll in the garage so we can have our tease. The tease drags a little too long but it may just be the cheesy porn music background. Alec Knight finally can't help himself and plunders her. Courtney looks awesome in whatever clothes she wears and looks better naked.
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Grudgefuck 3 (DVSX)

Release date: 5/31/2005
Reviewed on: 6/22/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Chris Cannon, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Nikki Blaze, Steven French, Dani Woodward, Jack Lawrence, Rick Patrick, Trina Michaels, Richard Kline, Nicki Blaze, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: My second look at the Grudgefuck series, this movie opens similarly to the first one with Monica Mayhem and Rick Patrick in the middle of an argument. We even have the girlie slap contest between them. However; the heat from the intro doesn't carry into the sex as it was average but Monica looks good with red hair. The second scene breaks down the grudge into a series of "fuck yous" as Hailey Page and Jack Lawrence argue in a car. He drags Hailey by the chin to the stairs of the complex and fucks her in probably the best setup of the movie. Maybe he used his subduing method from the police academy. Haley's subdued into giving up the butt. Looks like Kelli Kline and Richard Raymond, real life couple, are getting a divorce and moving out of their house. Place is all packed up and the mattress is against the wall ready to be moved out. Looks like the classic Anabolic set. Richard wants to get in some last loving in. Kelli shows him who's boss by giving him the rare anal scene.
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Private Story Of Monika Sweetheart, The

Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 6/22/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: Philippe Dean, David Perry, Frank Gun, Lisa Belle, Robert Rosenberg, Daniella Rush, Peggy Sue, Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Zita, Eric Leroi, Monica Moore, Tamara N-Joy, Kathy Heart, Sandra Russo, Jessica Fiorentino, Thomas Stone, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, George Uhl, Steve Hooper, Tony De Sergio, Elena Nikulina, Eszter Frank, Silvia Jones

Review brief: A quick and dirty compilation review, I was kind of surprised that Monica Sweetheart didn't have enough scenes to fill out a 2 dvd Private Life of set. I guess part of this is because she is so prolific that I forgot that most of the stuff I've seen from her has been from American productions. Okay, here's the good news... there's a lot of monica scenes and she does everything. The bad news is that most of her scenes are from early in her career before she turned to the Jennifer Aniston look. You know, jet black hair... big nose. She denied to me that she had a nosejob but it can't just be the hair accentuating her nose. We have scenes from: 2 scenes from Call Girl (none with Silvia Saint participating unfortunately) Sex Tapes 2 scenes from The Academy (one with a brief appearance by Daniella Rush) 2 scenes from Surf Fuckers (one with Jessica Fiorentino) Sluts in the Sun There was also an exclusive scene that was shot in 2004. Monica looks great with Toni Ribas; however the scene reminded me of an mtv video.
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Boxcover for Private Life Of Sandy Style, The
Private Life Of Sandy Style, The

Release date: 5/16/2005
Reviewed on: 6/20/2005

Studio: Private

Starring: David Perry, Nick Lang, Adriana, Max Cortes, Toni Ribas, Mark Sloan, Benito, Sandy Style, Niki Black, Maya Gold, Jennifer Dark, Briyan, Tony De Sergio, Ellen Saint, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Diana Doll

Review brief: A quick and dirty compilation review, Sandy Style is a breathtaking 25 yr old blond Czech that I first noticed in Rocco's Initiations 4. I believe that she has been a feature model in prominent internet websites such as 1byday and alsscans. This is a 2 disc set. The first disc is the actual movie which is an interview of Sandy reminiscing about the scenes on that disc. The second disc has 11 scenes that are considered extras. The sex is varied across the scenes. Many of them were strictly vaginal but Sandy does do anal and dps in some scenes. They have the usual Private exotic locales or setups and that's probably the strongest part of the scene other than the beauty of the girls. Disc 1: Sex Tapes (David Perry) Sex Secrets of the Pappparazi (Maya Gold, Nicky Black, Nick Lang) The Wild Circle (Benito, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya) Surf Fuckers (Sue Diamond, Tony De Sergio, PK) Sluts in the Sun (Tony DeSergio, Mark Sloan) Dream Girls in St.
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Boxcover for Sexual Predator 2 (Evolution Erotica)
Sexual Predator 2 (Evolution Erotica)

Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 6/15/2005

Studio: Evolution Erotica



Review brief: My second look at a Ivan directed movie over at Evolution Erotica. I once commented that porn shouldn't be having titles like Easy Prey... until I remembered that we also had titles like Sexual Predator. Deja Daire: Adorable Deja is talking on the phone to her friend about her ex. Apparently he cleaned out her house... As in larceny. The lighting is done.very well. It looks like Deja's replaced her boy with the handyman, Sascha. The visual aspects degrades once we see the ubiquitous porno couch. It could be the different lighting or it could be my mind be playing tricks on me. Gagging blowjob along with some cheek fucking. Light slapping on the face. Mascara alrady starts to smear. Straight to anal. She slaps away at her pussy. Gagging atm. Light choking in the spoon. Sascha takes a red dildo out of his toolbox and uses it on her ass. Anal piledriver along with reverse. A little gape shows up. Good scene but I was wondering where was some pussy fucking...
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Teen Cum Squad 3

Release date: 4/24/2005
Reviewed on: 6/9/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Persia, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jasmine Byrne, Alicia Alighatti, Victoria Sweet, Karina Kay
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara

Review brief: This series by Manuel Ferrara is pretty similar to Brandon Iron's Baker Dozen series in that the guys would fuck the girls and then some extra guys come into converge just for a multiple facial finish. My first view of this series thought the finish was kind of silly. The big difference between this and Baker's Dozen is that there's no cleanup girl to lick off the bukkake finish. Alicia Alighatti: Alicia is a very cute brunette with fucked up teeth. Like Deja Daire except with bigger boobs. She has a really cute smile as a result. Her eyes seem to be bluer at certain angles. She's 19 and of Italian descent. She speaks french cause her boyfriend is french but I don't think she's referring to Manuel. Manuel regrets not having booked to fuck her himself. Instead Stefano shows up. Okay blowjob skills. The two seem to like each other as they make out. She's vocal in the missionary. She gives up the butt. Cumshot on the mouth. Good scene. I like Alicia's energy.
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Boxcover for Cum Drippers 8
Cum Drippers 8

Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 6/1/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Gigi, Anastasia Sands, Steven French, Aidan Layne, Vanessa Michaels, Denice K., Jamie Elle, Jersey Jaxin
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: I'm normally reluctant to watch Vince Voyeur movies because he normally uses a watermark on the lower right corner of the screen. However seeing a nice hot woman like Gigi on the dvd usually changes my mind. The watermark also seems to be shrinking. Surprisingly, only one girl in the movie does anal in an RLD movie. The premise of the Cum Drippers series is the creampie. A bunch of vaginal and one anal. However half of the scenes felt like they should be in Young Ripe Melons as some of the girls were sporting some really nice racks. Denise K receives a workout from Erik Everhard. However the counter forced some frustrating sexual positions that weren't good for the camera. Denise's long black robe contributes to blocking her fine body at times. That same counter was present in the next scene but Erik and John Strong work around it as a busty Polish Vanessa Michaels receives a double creampie finish. Jersey Jaxin looks really cute with her mouth closed and her clothes covering the tattoos.
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Boxcover for Teens Make You Cum the Most
Teens Make You Cum the Most

Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/30/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, David Luger, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Saana, Vanessa Michaels, Jackie Ashe, Myah Monroe
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: I'm not sure if this is supposed to be the premise of this series but David Luger participates quite a bunch pov style. While the teens do get a conventional sex scene with some regular RLD/PXP guys, Dave gets a little action on the side. Vanessa Michaels: David is scouting out a location when he comes across Polish Vanessa shaking her pompoms. After getting the model release out of the way, Dave partakes in some of her oral magic before fucking her. The camera is shaky and Vanessa finishes him off with a handjob. Then Mark Wood and Steve Taylor get to tag team her. I found the lighting kind of dark at some points. Vanessa's back tattoo makes me mistake her for Jess Darlin at one point. Both guys end up coming on her tongue. Saana: Saana is one fine Finn. She has her hair braided like a valkyrie. You could mistake her for a natural Hannah Harper. Dave catches her playing basketball with a shaven Mark Ashley. Saana's weak at the blowjob but at least she looks good.
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Boxcover for Shane's World 36: Snow Trip
Shane's World 36: Snow Trip

Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005

Studio: Shane's World

Starring: Jerry, Kris Knight, Trent Tesoro, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dani Woodward, Destiny St. Claire, Penny Flame, Scott Nails, Riley Brooks, Jay Huntington, Kelly Kline

Review brief: Well you take 4 cute porn girls and send them on a snowboarding trip at a ski lodge, zaniness is bound to happen. The movie opens without credits to Penny Flame packing for the trip. When she's about to leave she notices Riley Brooks doing Scott Nails so she decides to join in. Sex was average but at least the girls were pretty. This movie was consistent throughout. We had reality show like footage of the trip interspersed with sex scenes. Lucy Lee eats yogurt and drinks beer for breakfast. Tempers flare especially with the girls as the camera catches them in the morning without makeup or just being catty each other. This before all the alcohol. Penny Flame seems like the only pro at snowboarding while we see a collage of bloopers of the guys and girls trying out boarding for the first time. We also go through the usual Shane's World handjob tour as the girls look for strangers to palm. Mixed between the trip is a feature called "pillow biters" starring Destiny St. Claire and Trent Tesero.
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Boxcover for Sex Fiends 2 (Platinum X Pictures)
Sex Fiends 2 (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/24/2005

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Piper, Piper Austin, Penny Flame, Poppy Morgan, Trina Michaels, Karina Kay
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: My first look at a John Strong movie, I just wanted to leave a couple of brief comments over the scenes in what was overall a good movie. Trina Michaels seemed to stick out for a movie with otherwise natural girls. When Steve Holmes and Strong double team her on the dp, her huge implants distracted like two foreign objects in the scene. The other double teaming happens on Poppy Morgan who is a personal favourite of mine and is the strongest scene of the movie. The one on one action is with just Strong and the girl and none of these girls did anal. Instead Strong compensates with the double pop in those scenes. I liked watching both Karina Kaye and Penny Flame but I was also spoiled by their previous scenes with Manuel Ferrara in No Cum Dodging 5 and Sport Fucking 4 respectively.
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Pie In the Face (Vertigo Films)

Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 5/21/2005

Studio: Vertigo Videos

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Candy Sweet, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Michelle Lay, Alexis Duval, Nick Jacobs, Seth Dickens, Heidi Besk, Crissy Cums, Micky Ray
Directed by: The Macho Brothers

Review brief: The thing I've noticed about Vertigo videos since I've also seen Outgunned is the problems in navigation. I can't seem to skip to the next track using the dvd-rom for some reason and am forced to fast forward or exit out to the menu to choose another scene. There're only titles; not chapters according to my player. The concept of Pie in the Face is that you have a creampie, (sometimes anal), and it's squeezed out into the guy's hand where he smears it all over the girls face. What made me want to watch this video however besides Roxanne Hall is the trailer showed the girls berating the camera directly and then spitting on it which leaves spit all over the lens. What I didn't realise was that the cameraman was going to keep on shooting for a good chunk of time with all this spit on the lens which of course obscures the view. All the girls gave up the butt. Roxanne's scene was the strongest and she looked absolutely stunning in a pale blue nightie and braids.
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Boxcover for Swallow My Squirt
Swallow My Squirt

Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Kyle Stone, Pascal St. James, Steven French, Jake Malone, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: Elegant's squirt lines is definitely catered to the fetishists. If there was no such thing as squirting, I'd still be a fan of Tiana Lynn and Cytherea as I've liked scenes that don't have them resembling human fire hydrants. Count me as one of those skeptics who think the squirting here is purely female ejaculate. Ariana Jolee & Tiana Lynn: You would think that Kyle Stone and Jake Malone wouldn't be able to handle these wildcats. They're put in submissive roles as their dicks are just toys to these girls and their mouths are open vessels for the "squirting" antics. The sex seems secondary to all the squirting and my suspicions are picqued when Ariana starts squirting when she's getting drilled anally. The two girls look lovely, suck a mean dick, and talk dirty with the best of them. The couch is completely drenched by the end of the scene. I wonder how much it'd cost to clean up that mess. Jake Malone's skin seems really red when drenched. Cumshots down the hatch. Good scene. Flower: Jake Malone has the pleasure of swallowing Flower's squirt.
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 (Red Light District)

Release date: 5/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/17/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Lain Oi, Jasmine Byrne, Joe Rock, Karina Kay, Lee Bang, Dre, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Man, I've been hooked on the No Cum Dodging Allowed series since Mercedes blew my mind in the first one. Basic premise. Girl does a blowbang. All the cumshots are swallowed. Following the blowbang is a conventional sex scene. Well conventional in the mind of Mike John. Jasmine Byrne: Jasmine Byrne is applying for a secretary position. Mike John as her audition her oral skills on Tone Capone and another guy named Lefty from the RLD warehouse. Great blowjobs abound. Oral also includes some rimming. Finishing them off down the hatch, a group of guys show up to add in their fill. Hmm when it comes to doing Jasmine, it's just the white guys. Dps... atm... lots of load swallowed. Great scene. Karina Kay: Karina is being interviewed on a tacky tiger striped couch. This is my first look at her and she is a cute brunette with big wide eyes and a great body. Karina shows some pretty good oral skills and the guys take it easy on her in the blowbang. Cumshots into a glass so that Karina can drink it all.
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Innocence: Perfect Pink

Release date: 2/21/2005
Reviewed on: 5/14/2005

Studio: Ninn Worx

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Nick Manning, Felix Vicious, Talon, Alex Divine, Sarah Blake, Randi Wright, Seth Dickens, Paola Rey, Tiffany Tyler, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden

Review brief: Okay, this is a formulaic series. Once you've seen one you've them all. The only difference are the girls. You have a sterile white background with a bed or a couch or a chair on a white turntable. You feel like the girls are at kinky chinese restaurant. The girls are involved in an artistic tease at first which reminds me of a car show. Then they get down to the fucking. Paola Rey looks dazzling in a pink stewardess uniform. The sex with Chris Cannon was pretty good although she doesn't do her trademark grind as much since the armrest of the chair limits her some. Sarah Blake looks just as dazzling in her glasses and surprised me with her blowjob on Nick Manning as she went all the way down to the base. Sarah ends up orgasming a couple of times in the reverse cowgirl in this condomed scene. I'm not a big fan of Tiffany Taylor's performances under her previous alias of Heather Hunt. Looks like the director is limiting the damage to just a g/g/g scene with Felix Vicious and Randi Wright.
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Gothsend 3

Release date: 5/12/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2005

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Chris Cannon, Carmen, Jen X, Reno, Brooklyn, Brett Rockman, Justin Slayer, Renee Pornero, Jack Spade, Mark Zane, Dillan Lauren, Taryn Thomas
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: We're now up the third video for this series. I was too busy making fun of the first one. The second one fascinated me with the visuals but the sex was lacking in some parts. Renee Pornero: Renee looks fascinatingly different in her goth makeup and curled hair. She has fake tattoos around her nipples and a red eyemark on the right side of her face. She and Alias (who looks like he should be in Clockwood Orange or Vampire Hunter D) are consumating their gothic marriage in what looks like a church. The sex was pretty good and Renee does give up the butt. Hell most of the time it was the butt. Atms. I know some people don't like music in their scenes but the musical silence during sex seem out of place after a mood-setting intro. Cumshot into a chalice where she drinks it down. Carmen: Well some guy is stroking off in a theatre. He should be wearing a raincoat. Since he looks like Chris Isaak in goth I'm going to assume this is Chris Cannon. Anyway Carmen interrupts his strokeathon.
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Belladonna's Fuck Me

Release date: 4/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/9/2005

Studio: Harmony

Starring: Angelica, Belladonna, Mick Blue, Ashley Long, Jane Darling, Jazz Duro, Steve Hooper, Angel Dark, Tony De Sergio, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Gazzman

Review brief: Ever since Belladonna started her line under Evil Angel, it seemed like she stopped doing guys. I don't know when this was shot but she's definitely doing guys in this video. She introduces the premise of each scene in this movie. The first scene has her scarfing down on every guy and it's amazing the intensity she attacks them considering what passes as acceptable in porn these days. Dps and atms galore; we even have a couple of daps thrown in. The only negative in the scene is the harsh shadows caused by the sunlight. Second scene has the boob twins or should I say quadruplets of Angel Dark and Jane Darling teaming up on Mick Blue. They can't quite match the intensity of Bella. Both girls take it in the butt and are willing to do the atm and a2ogm. At times a toy creeps in for a fake dp. Angelica looks like Brigitte Nielsen with her hair slicked black. Shit, I probably say that about every blonde that has her hair slicked back. She's paired with the beautiful Lucy Lee who has her hair in corn rows.
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Assault That Ass 6 (Red Light District)

Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/8/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Katsuni, Katin, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Kelly Wells, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jake Malone

Review brief: First thing I noticed about this movie is that the RLD watermark is much smaller than the one I'm used to seeing in RLD movies. This is an anal themed movie. It seems like the vaginal entry is only incidentary and usually in the form of a dp. Kelly Wells, Manuel Ferrara, and John Strong: Kelly Wells... She's named Kelly fuckin' Wells for a reason. Typical two on one scene with her where her ass gets pounded, she gives great head (atm). We even have dps along with daps. Cumshots down the hatch. Great well lit scene. Marie Luv, Michael Stefano, and Strong: Interpositions of black&white and colour teasing from Marie. Marie looks great with her hair straightened. What a chocolate beauty. Michael Stefano thinks so too. A little pearl play. I mean an actual necklace going into Marie's butt. Anal. Atm. Stefano then leads her by the pearls to John Strong waiting on another couch. He gets his combo before we get a dp. Several other dp positions are used including a standing one. Cumshots down the hatch. Very good scene.
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Rocco's The Lady And Her Tramps

Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/4/2005

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Justin, Lucy, Elen, Vivien, Sylvie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jazz Duro, Lenny, Arwen
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: Rocco gonzos are always hard to figure out. Sometimes there's a script going on but you know they're just excuses to get to sex. At the start of the movie, the Lady is instructing her girls how to shake their booty. I'm not sure if she's a madame or a lousy dance instructor. Anyway, Rocco and his crew crashes her house and she tries to shoo them away because her girls are too young? Vivien, Arwen, Franco Roccaforte, and Kid Jamaica: Vivien is a girl that has Joan Osborne hair. She's about as attractive as Joan too. Arwen is a very cute blonde with a great body that I've seen in many DVSX movies. Franco is messing with the piano in the house and also blowing a flute. He's playing the piano with his schlong which causes Arwen to accidentally drool in laughter. Vivien practices blowing Franco's instrument while Arwen flirts with Kid Jamaica over a motorcycle. Vivien's okay with the blowjob. Anal rimming from Vivien. When Teo and Vivien have sex in the cowgirl, her hair keeps falling into Teo's face. Vivien and Teo seem to dig each other.
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Barely 18 17 (Sin City)

Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005

Studio: Sin City

Starring: Alex Sanders, Persia, Van Damage, Brett Rockman, Kris Knight, Talon, Janet Alfano, Penny Flame, Amber Peach, Vanessa Michaels, Sophia Castello
Directed by: Christian Knight

Review brief: I was really disappointed in the last movie that I saw in this series. However I can never resist a fine cast of girls and wanted an opportunity to watch Penny Flame again. This is the first widescreen movie that I've reviewed. Janet Alfano: I haven't seen Alex Sanders in like forever! Either he had taken a break or I just don't watch enough of the right studio to catch his work. Anyway, this scene reminded me of a DVSX euro scene because of the lighting. I guess Sin City doesn't mind a little mixing and matching of their euro and american scenes. Janet Alfano looks beautiful here and Alex makes sure she gets hers before she gets his. Janet gives a surprisingly good blowjob as a result. The sex was pretty good too including some anal and atm. Janet isn't lifeless like some of the other euro girls. Cumshot mostly misses her chin. Amber Peach & Persia: Well apparently we have a script here. Talon shows up an hour early for his stripping gig at a bachelorette party. Only three girls are there so far but Talon has another gig later so he must strip now.
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Cumshitters

Release date: 3/24/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Katsuni, Tyla Wynn, Courtney Cummz, Zoe Angel, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara

Review brief: Well with the tacky title, Cumshitters, you can pretty much guess that this is an anal creampie title. Steve Holmes and Tee Real rocks around Courtney Cummz and Tyla Winn. Tyla seems much more comfortable with the dirty talk and anal than Courtney. Tyla also performs the dp. Steve Holmes finishes inside Courtney who squeezes it out into Tyla's ready mouth. The French scene with Manuel and Katsumi is highlighted by a contortionist bend backward blowjob. The two have strong sexual chemistry and travel all over the house to exhibit it. There was also a fascinating reverse doggy. Erik Everhard and Holmes team up on Zoe Angel who looks like a flat chested Britney Madison. I don't find her attractive but she was fucked hard in a scene that included a dp. Old school meets new school as Tiffany Mynx takes on Manuel. I'm amazed that Tiffany looks much better now than how I remember her ten years ago. The two performers dig each other. Genesis Skye gives Manuel a POV blowjob before Everhard, Holmes, and Stefano team up on her.
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