morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 6)
Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Naomi, Erik Everhard, John Leslie, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Sascha, Marie Luv, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Mysti May
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: I haven't watched a John Leslie movie in a while because he drives me bonkers shooting into the light which blinds the viewer from some of the action. I made an exception for Naomi who is a Czech-Israeli with the most incredible ass since Vida Guerra. She participates in every scene in this movie: Solo masturbation scene James Dean including anal Marie Luv (a, dp), Erik Everhard, and Sascha Blowbang with some fucking of her buttcrack frotteurism - Mario, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Scott Lyons, and Mike Hash Tee Reel, Lefty Larue, and Brian Pumper Mysti May and Mark Davis For the most part I liked this movie. Leslie continues to use natural lighting in his movies but he stays away from the windows. We still have a murky feel but I didn't it as much especially since it fits in with his Voyeur style. Occasionally you'll see some flaring which makes me wonder if his lens is scratched. This is evident in the second scene with James Deen. The camera is peeping on Naomi from outside and then peeping on Deen peeping on Naomi.
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Release date: 1/11/2008
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Tommy Gunn, Austin Moore, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Kris Slater, Teagan Presley, Jenaveve Jolie, Scott Nails, Austyn Moore
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Pirates is up for several XRCO awards including Best Release, Best Epic, and Best DVD Extras along with nominees in both best male and female performances. I sat through the 2006 AVN Awards and it got predictable who would win whenever it was a category that Pirates was nominated in. I just never watched it until now oblivious to the hype that was following it. Pirates comes in a beautiful 3 dvd box with great shots of its stars on each side as it unfolds out. One dvd is the movie, one side is the extras, and one side is a high definition. Feeling adventurous and knowing that my computer could play hd wmv files, I popped in the hd disc. That's when all hell broke loose. My windows security blocked an ocx file from installing itself. My registry alarm prevented my registry from being altered and my firewall prevented some fucking program from trying to access the internet. Then finally a screen came up telling me an active x element was missing so it refused to do anything else. So I called bullshit and played the wmv file directly.
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Release date: 10/1/2005
Reviewed on: 3/4/2006
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Jay, Tiffany Taylor, Brett Rockman, Delilah Strong, Hillary Scott, Justin Magnum, Courtney Cummz, Tiffany Rayne
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: I had remembered watching this movie a couple of months ago but forgot to submit a review right afterwards. The premise of the movie is similar to the Who's Your Daddy series but there is more of a setup as the father comes home and catches his girl doing something she shouldn't be doing that eventually leads to sex. I got the movie mainly for the beautiful cast not for the incest theme. In fact, in order to stay well clear of an obscenity charge, the performers put an amused disclaimer out that they're not really related before each scene. You also get an option that'll let you skip the incest setup and unlike the Who's Your Daddy series the girls don't make it a habit to refer to their daddies. Tiffany Taylor is the cover girl and in this movie she was on the transition to becoming a better performer. Courtney Cummz, Hillary Scott, and Tiffany Rayne gave up the butt and I always love Delilah Strong as a performer.
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Release date: 11/17/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Christian XXX, Kaylynn, Tommy Gunn, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Talon, Vicky Vette, Victoria Sin, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Hillary Scott, Sammie Rhodes, James Deen, Taryn Thomas, Sunny Lane, Courtney Simpson, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin
Directed by: David Lord, Tricia Devereaux
Review brief: Vault of Whores is up for an XRCO Award for Best Release and is a 3dvd set. One DVD is the regular movie, the second is the extras, and the third is a high definition wmv file with a requirement of a WMV HD player or a 2.4 Ghz computer processor. Now I only have an AMD Sempron that's 1.83 Ghz but I decided to be a sadist and try to play it anyway. Even though it strained the system, it played fine. I just couldn't fast forward or super rewind because the machine was begging me to stop. The results are visually spectacular and I was amazed especially with the way the scenes were shot and played out. My colleagues Bono and MLyons covered the play by play and synopsis so I won't go into detail over them. The main plot of the movie reminds me of Mean Girls as Sammie and her girls bully the new girl Taryn at school over Sammie's boyfriend. Guess Sammie wasn't too paranoid the way this movie came out. Except Taryn's a major comic book fan and the illustrations introduce some of the sex scenes with awesome scenarios and visual setups.
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Release date: 12/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2006
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Christian XXX, Kaylynn, Mark Ashley, Loretta, Slim Shady, Kurt Lockwood, Nadia Styles, Rico Strong, Cassie Courtland, Jenner, Franchezca, Franchezca Valentina, Loretta Black
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Whale Tail is a fun series by Smash that is nominated for Best Gonzo Series for the XRCO Awards. The emphasis from the title is the little whale tail from a g-string that sticks out in the back of low riding jeans. It's a great look and a cute concept to focus on. You have a focus on that particular time of tease and when the sex is in doggy you see the whale tail pulled to the side which is a favourite of mine. Cassie Courtland & Kurt Lockwood Loretta Loren & Christian Franchezca Valentina & Mark Ashley Kaylynn (a) & Jenner(?) Nadia Styles (a) & Rico Strong (?) Kaylynn stood out in a series of mostly young looking girls. She is a woman compared to the other girls and she's a strong performer that matches what she's given in Jenner (? who I mistook for Mr. Marcus at first view). The weakest scene was with Loretta Loren. I don't know whether it's because of low lighting but the camera had problems focusing on her face. I don't know if it's because the depth of field is so shallow when it focuses on the penetration.
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Release date: 1/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Gianna Michaels, Angela Stone, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Fuck Dolls is one of my favourite series today due to the creativity Jake Malone exerts in this line. From dressing his girls in fetishy wear to the darker makeup, this is simply a different kind of porn. Even the sex is somewhat unconventional. Gianna, Angela Stone (a), and Brandon Iron Sasha Knox (a), Brandon, and Jake Cassie Courtland & Manuel Ferrara Jasmine Tame (a), Courtney Simpson, and Manuel Tiffany Rayne (a) & Manuel Jenna Presley, Manuel, and Stefano The girl that exemplifies this movie is Sasha Knox. She's a yelper and is dressed in leather with darker makeup complimenting her freckled pale skin and red hair. Brandon and Jake take turns roughing her sexually and holding the camera. We have glimpses of Brandon's upside down gag factor technique where I was expecting Sasha to quack.
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Release date: 1/20/2006
Reviewed on: 3/1/2006
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Alex Sanders, Sascha, Roxy Jezel, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight, Kelly Wells, Nikki Nievez, Alicia Angel
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: I gotta be short and to the point with this movie. I was bored. This movie achieved the dichotomy of being both too short and too long. That is there weren't enough scenes and the scenes themselves were too long to keep my attention. When I first watched the movie, I mistook Otto Bauer as the director directing the action Skeeter Kerkove style as in he's in the scene telling the girls what to do but it turns out he's just another character. Alicia Angel (a) & Sascha Roxy Jezel (a), Nikki Nievez (a), and Alex Sanders Kelly Wells (a), Otto Bauer, and Alec Knight The setting is very dark with an emphasis on how the light falls on the girls. You know artsy dark stuff without being gothic. I just found the scenes to drag but the sex wasn't that long when you time it; a lot of emphasis was on the tease. The latter two scenes go straight to the A once the blowjob is done. One thing I notice is that there are obvious transitions between the tracks.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/27/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, AnnaBelle Lee, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I had watched this movie a couple of months ago and I was put off enough that I put off writing this review right now. Cum Stained Casting Couch is Jake Malone's lesser known series, focusing of course on the new girls with each scene starting off with the interview. Fuck Dolls this is not since this kind of format limits Jake's creativity. For the blow by blow, please refer to my colleagues more descriptive review. Now why was I put off? Sierra Sinn is a cute girl that posts quite frequently on myspace so I wanted to check her out. This was actually the first movie I watched her in, not She's Got a Cum Fixation. However, as John Strong is fucking her, there's some white flakes on her pussy. They looked more like deoderant flakes rather than dandruff or oozing std but come on! Later the flakes disappear. They should've never been in the video in the first place. The other surprise of the video was the fuzzy video which is a surprise coming from Jake.
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Release date: 12/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/27/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brianna Love, Nilla, Daryn Darby, Ashley Gracie, Charlotte Stokely, Ashley Hayden
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: The first thing that comes to mind when I watched this movie is that Charlotte Stokely is overwhelmed. I have this habit of skipping to the part I want to watch first and usually that is the behind the scenes or the bonus scene. The bonus scene is a semi-pov of Dave Luger attacking a surprised Charlotte. He is mauling and groping her every every which way since he is so turned on. Even makes it look like he's penetrating her when he's really fucking her thigh. By the way, if you have never seen Charlotte, she's a pale blonde girl with freckles and a natural beauty to her face along with a big ass. Shit, I'd be mauling her to but all Dave got out of this was a blowjob. Ashley Gracie & Steve Taylor Daryn Darby, Brett Rockman, and Steve Taylor Charlotte Stokely & Manuel Ferrara Nilla (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and John Strong Ashley Hayden (a) & Strong Brianna Love & Strong Charlotte looks a little perplexed at the beginning when Manuel whispers his Manuelism so I guess that's a different kind of overwhelmed.
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Release date: 12/6/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Alana Evans, Lee Stone, Reno, Nick Manning, Olivia O'Lovely, Katrina Kraven, Missy Monroe, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Mofo
Review brief: A promising debut from Mofo. Mofo is known for his clothing line, MofoWear. As his website notes, his urban wear are for the sinners and perverts in all of us and he uses a number of notable porn stars known for their attitude along with their looks such as Olivia O'Lovely and Flower Tucci to model them. Needless to say, his favourite models are featured in this video. Olivia O'Lovely & Nat Turnher Katrina Kraven & Alana Evans Missy Monroe (a) & Lee Stone Lexi Love & Reno Gianna Lynn & Cheyne Collins Tiffany Mynx (a), Flower Tucci (a, squirt), and Nick Manning This video felt like a commercial for his clothing line as the guys and girls were wearing mofowear. I was bored for the first two scenes. Something just didn't click in Olivia's scene which started off on a bad note when the light was behind the girl at first. For the second, I'm just not into lesbian scenes even if it's a prison room lesbian scene. After the shaky start, the rest of the movie went by smoothly.
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Release date: 10/20/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006
Studio: Venom
Starring: Tony T., Van Damage, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Katie Rae, Deja Daire, Harmony Rose, Genesis Skye, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: As you can guess from the title, this is a pretty standard fare creampie movie. The girls who do anal (noted by the a) end up receiving an anal creampie. Genesis Skye (a) & Lee Stone Naudia Nyce (a) & Van Damage Harmony Rose & Marco Duarto Deja Daire (a) & Tony T Katie Ray & Brett Rockman This is my first look at a Jordan Septo movie and I think he needs a new camera or lens. The video is a little soft and I'm not sure if it's because there's enough light in the scene. I wished there was a little daylight to balance with the artificial lighting in some of the scenes because there's a cold bluish feel. The sex was up to standard and my favourite scene was probably Naudia's or Katie's. Katie's scalp looked abnormally red near the end of the scene making me wonder if Brett had pulled too hard or if she just sweats a lot up there. Deja has frizzy hair in her scene and Tony T doesn't show his usual energy in fucking her.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Lilit, Katy Caro, Kyra Banks, Anastasia Squirt, Alexys
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: I don't think I've watched a Toni Ribas movie since the days of Hardcore Innocence. I've always thought him to be a good performer but frankly I haven't been too keen on watching euro girls in movies that don't have Rocco Siffredi in them. Kyra Banks & Toni Ribas Lilita, Steve Holmes, and Lauro Glotto Alexis, Toni, and Steve Anastasia Squirt, Zenza Raggi, and Steve Holmes Katy Caro & Toni I posted some links to the eurobabe index to help with identification along with just a visual of what I'm yapping about. This movie felt sterile. You had three scenes in the same apartment with the same black couch lit by the lamps which gave it a bluish look. I'm assuming this movie was a result of a porn trip since it was set in Budapest. I'm assuming the girls are all Hungarian too. The standout scene/girl by far is Katy Caro. Don't judge by that eurobabe index photo. Go and look at the box cover with her hair straight. She is uber hot and Toni puts her through quite a scene as he smacks her around and drills her ass.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Savannah Stern, Roxxxy Rush, Kaci Starr
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: It looks like Jake Malone has taken over the reins from Tim Von Swine for the Teen Fuck Holes series. Two great scenes bookend this movie with RLD/PXP contract girl, Brianna Love and Karina Kay respectively. Brianna Love (a), Tyler Knight, and John Strong Roxxxy Rush (a, dp), Michael Stefano, and Manuel Ferrara Savannah Stern, Strong, and Stefano Kaci Starr (a) & Sean Michaels Karina Kay (squirting) & Manuel Ferrara Brianna looks dazzling with her hair, pearl necklace (literal), and black gloves which remain on for most of the scene even though her butt gets plugged. I find her muffled (by cock) yelps incredibly hot. Roxxxy's freckles show more in her movie as she has less of a tan than in Freshly Fucked. I prefer the more freckled look and her ass gets wrecked at the end which seems to happen in every scene I've seen her in. Savannah Stern looks like a thicker Selena Silver except I think she's American. Kaci Starr reminds me of an old cartoon character. I'm not sure if I'm thinking Little Lulu or someone else.
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Release date: 2/4/2006
Reviewed on: 2/11/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tiffany Holiday, Roxetta, Genesis Skye, Sierra Sinn, Luscious Lopez, Alicia Angel
Directed by: Benjamin Bratt
Review brief: Acid Rain has been making a name of themselves by featuring hard hard sex. The premise of this movie is that at the end of the scene a bunch of anonymous cocks appear after the initial cumshot to add their load down the hatch. Benjamin Bratt is the director of this movie and he has kind of a Skeeter Kerkove role. He's not holding the camera but he can be seen interacting with the performers by sticking his hands in the middle of the scene whether it's slapping the girls, holding the girls in place for the cocks, groping the girls, and of course in some scenes doing the girls. You can also hear him order the performers around sometimes behind the camera. I find this style of directing distracting and annoying but others may be able to ignore this. I just turned off the volume. Robbie Fischer is the cameraman and he for the most part does a better job than many other previous Acid Rain releases. I had complained in previous Acid Rain reviews about how many of the scenes were underexposed. We certainly don't have that problem here.
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Release date: 7/23/2004
Reviewed on: 2/7/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Nikki Sinn, Jay Ashley, Robert Rosenberg, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Claudia Rossi, Sandra De Marco, Teagan Presley, Angel Dark, Porsha Blaze, Chris Streams, Patricia Petite, Marco T., Haley Paige, Judy Star
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: If you were thinking about getting this two year old movie for its cover girls, Teagan and Ariana Jolee, in all their glory. Think again because there should be a disclaimer and I'm surprised the other ADT reviewers haven't mentioned it. You'd think you were at a porn convention with Ariana and Teagan's nipples being taped up with Xs and the tape never comes off. Some people want to see the quarters and dimes on the girls! The other surprise of the scene is that there wasn't any anal for these two girls who are known for anal. Not that I missed it but I know other people would. As for general impressions of the movie itself, I thought it was pretty decent. You have the director getting his dick wet first pov style from blowjobs before starting the b/g/g scene. I could understand the motivation behind this but some people stuff it as an extra.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alex Rox, Juan Cuba, Bishop, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Jasmine Tame, Ace, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Jenner, Mike Blaze, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Wow, I can't decide now. When I saw Baker's Dozen 5 last year, I figured that it was the best of the series. I mean how can you beat Alektra, Delilah, and Jeanie Marie getting glazed over the way they were? I had complained in Baker's Dozen 7 about having Hailey Young only as a side girl, and BD6 proves me right. This girl completely rocks. She is a little thin though and you can see pools of sweat and drool accumulated on her little body dimples when she takes on the Baker's Dozen. Her one on one scene with Brandon was good but the highlight is when she gets tired of blowbanging the dozen insisting that she wanted to get fucked and you see this black guy in sunglasses (lefty larue?) who is quite a comedian in some other movies I've seen him in bowling over and laughing at their fortune. The Courtney scene is introed by a funny insider scenario.
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Release date: 1/31/2005
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mary Jane, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mick Blue, Travis Knight, Brittney Skye, Taylor Rain, Alexis Malone, Kurt Lockwood, Arnold, Nikki Benz, Sativa Rose, Keri Sable
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: With the title Take No Prisoners, you'd figure there's gonna be some bondage action and yes there is. However, the title takes on a different meaning in reference to my patience. Let me explain why. I have mentioned in previous reviews how Rocco Siffredi is my favourite director because of the way he floods the scene with divergent focal points. One of my colleagues even said that he makes his movies like he had Attention Deficit Disorder; going through so many girls and scenarios in a serial fashion. Jules Jordan is different. He will tease the viewer and he is willing to extend it to two dvds to cater to the tease. You have Nikki Benz putting on her leather outfit and taking her time teasing a gimped up Jules where by the time the scene is over... 50 minutes has gone by! Keri Sable's scene is prefixed with long shots of her being tied up and lead around with Jules paying off Mark Wood and Arnold Schwarzenpecker to take care of her in a dp. Luckily there is the fast forward/skip track option that takes us into the sex.
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Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 1/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dick Nasty, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Victoria Sweet, Lexi Love, Vivian West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Mysti May, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: So I started watching this movie, maybe the last by Mike John for Red Light District and was wondering what made this different different from the No Cum Dodging Allowed series when I saw the usual NCDA blowbang suspects I like to call those "other guys that leave when the real action starts". Well this movie is about them as this was NCDA without the intercourse. We have a series of blowbangs and frankly I get bored with them even though they do involve some titty fucking. By the time Vivian West rolls around, I was surprised to see a quick edit to Nick East fucking her. Then the other guys get their turn in mish with her before blowing their loads down the hatch. I found the interviews before and behind the scenes more interesting. Mysti May who is a gorgeous girl with frilly hair shows off her goofy side by picking her nose and eating it. Claire Robbins starts cracking up when some dude makes a joke while she rims him by saying it's like he was having a mouse in the ass.
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Release date: 8/1/2005
Reviewed on: 1/23/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mandingo, Mark Wood, Sabrine Maui, Nautica, Nyomi Marcela, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Jade Hsu, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Normally I don't like watching Asian lines in porn along with any other strict ethnic lines such as black or hispanics because I felt that producers had to stretch in order to fill a quota. That is in order to cast a movie, a producer might lower his standards in choosing a girl simply because of his race. I've often bitched about the "exotic" goggle effect where people find an average looking girl (to my standards) attractive simply because she's a different. Two years ago, I saw Jules Jordan visiting the Red Light District booth at the AVNs where he chatted down Nautica Thorn, Katsumi, and Roxy Jezel.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/21/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Kamila, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Cindy Sterling, Franchezca, Roxxxy Rush, Franchezca Valentina, Allie Ray
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Freshly Fucked is John Strong's newbie line. What I noticed first about this title is that it is not a John Strong Productions title but instead a general Platinum X title with John as director. The 2257 info and the pxp watermark confirm my suspicions as I had never seen the watermark in John's movies before. Franchezca Valentina & John Strong Roxy Rush (a, dp), Strong, and Michael Stefano Allie Ray, Sascha, and Strong Cindy Sterling (a), Strong, and Stefano Kamila (a,dp), Strong, and Stefano The girls for the most part are young and all are cute except the cover girl Francezca Valentina who is extremely hot. Maybe the title should've been Freshly Fucked Moles cause the first three girls have prominent moles on their face. My favourite scene was probably the b/b/g/a with Cindy Sterling. She and Stefano share some chemistry as they stare into each other's eyes. She has fucked up teeth but man she is adorable.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/20/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Syren, Anthony Hardwood, Jasmine Byrne, Brianna Love, Marcus London, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Veronica Stone, Ashley Gracie, Chris Slater, Kamela, Monica Breeze
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Babes in Black is an obvious spoof of the hollywood blockbuster Men in Black and is the fourth feature from James Avalon over at Red Light District. I still haven't seen Darkside, his first yet, but I suspect BiB to be his weakest feature. Let me tell you why. This movie is shot in HD and this is a problem when Veronica Stone is one of the leads in this movie. Veronica is a very cute girl with a great body that I love watching, but I certainly don't love watching her in HD. The HD reveals every flaw in her facial complexion or at least the vast amounts of makeup that tries to cover it. The storyline for those familiar with the hollywood movie is that aliens have infiltrated the earth conveniently in the form of male strippers and the Babes in Black are assigned to get rid of them. The only way time you can kill the aliens is right after they have sex with a special gun.
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Release date: 7/6/2005
Reviewed on: 1/18/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Mandingo, Mark Wood, Travis Knight, Leah Luv, Erin Moore, Holly Wellin, Hillary Scott, Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne, McKenzie Lee, Jay Huntington, Julea London
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Even though I've enjoyed watching several of Jules Jordan videos, most notably Flesh Hunter 2, I haven't really watched his movies in the past two years. Part of it was the defection of some of his male talent over to contract status over at RLD/PXP which made me skeptical on whether his movies could be as volcanic as some of his prior work. Some things haven't changed. Jules still shoots some of the best tease intros as I sit and drool at the girls (and he dresses them well) rather than press the fast forward button. Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, and Jerry McKenzie Lee, Jules, and Mark Wood Holly Wellin & Mandingo Julea London & Jules Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne, and Jerry Erin Moore & Mandingo The main reason I wanted to look at this movie was controversial AVN New Starlet winner, McKenzie Lee. I had watched a couple of her movies and only Tear Me a New One had stood out. I figured if the AVN voters had seen some promising performances from her, Jules would have shot one and he did.
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Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Layla, Katie Rae, Lisa Sparxxx, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Alicia Alighatti
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another edition of the Baker's Dozen, the series features a one on one scene first which comes to a finish before a group of male riff raffs invade the scene to glaze their faces, sometimes with another girl acting as a "cleanup girl". Katie Ray & Michael Stefano, then joined by the Baker's Dozen & Lisa Sparxxx blowbang Layla Rivera & Brandon Iron, then joined by the BD & Hailey Young gangbang (in Max Hardcore's house) Alicia Alighatti & Michael Stefano, then BD blowbang Hillary Scott & the BD (blowbang) All of the girls did anal in their one and one scene and I liked Alicia's pairing with Stefano the most out of the one on one. However, my favourite portion of the movie was with beautiful dainty Hailey Young, which partly disappoints me because my copy of Baker's Dozen 6 featuring her was stolen before I even got a chance to watch/review it. She stole the show from Layla when the Baker's Dozen turned out to be a gangbang. Having met Layla in Vegas, I prefer her unenhanced as she is shown in this movie.
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Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 1/11/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Kamil Klein, Dillon, Lee Stone, Kurt Lockwood, Laura Lion, Jack Lawrence, Simone Peach, Courtney Cummz, Julia Bond, Monica Lion, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: The second edition of Bobby Manila's Fine Ass Babes, you don't have a continuing theme of the black and white tease like in the first one. I didn't mind its loss so much as I prefer my video to be in colour. The difference however is that this is not as an all american movies as there are scenes in euro spliced in. DVSX makes regular use of this but I don't like it. Usually the euro scenes have a different look and feel due to the lighting and personalities of the girls that it makes the movie feel like a hodge podge of scenes when mixed with the american scenes. Perhaps DVSX should have a brazilian line and euro line and stick those scenes in there rather than what they're doing right now. As for the sex and the girls in the movie. Well I do have to agree, all of these girls except for Simone & Laura Lion are fine. The euros tend to be weaker in the oral department but they do anal while the Americans in this movie don't. Overall I thought the Americans put forth the better effort in the sex department.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/31/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Leah Stevenson
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in.
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