morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 2)
Release date: 11/20/2006
Reviewed on: 1/2/2007
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Erik Everhard, Herschel Savage, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Mia Rose, Ava Rose
Review brief: A compilation featuring the most popular sisters in porn currently, I was eagerly looking forward to its release but after viewing it, I was slightly disappointed. You have one disc devoted to each sister. Here's the breakdown of the standard b/g scenes: Ava Rose What an Ass 2 w/ Mr. Pete Young as They Cum 20 w/ Mark Ashley Craving Big Cocks 11 w/ Erik Everhard Craving Big Cocks 12 w/ Manuel Ferrara Nice Round Ass w/ Erik Everhard Mia Rose Stuffin Young Muffins 5 w/ Erik Everhard Teen Dreams 12 w/ Mark Ashley What an Ass 2 w/ Erik Everhard Nice Round Ass w/ Ben English Cock Starved 2 w/ Herschel Savage Mia tends to be squeaky in her scenes while Ava seems more relaxed. Ava Rose had the better shot scenes and she was paired with better partners. The last two scenes in Mia's disc ended the compilation weakly. If you like staring at Ben English blocking Mia with the way that camera angles are setup, you might not have the same problem I had. Herschel Savage doesn't seem able to keep up with Ms.
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Release date: 11/17/2006
Reviewed on: 12/18/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Jessica, Autumn, Princess, Alena, Phoebe, Gabriella Banks, Renee Pornero, Joselyn Pink, Jessica Sexin, Shannon Kelly, Jamie Elle, Brooklyn Night, Jasmine Tame, Vanessa Videl, Sadie Summers, Lilia, Miss Meadow, Marissa Marcelle, Alektra Blue, Jenna Presley, Veronica Rayne, Katrina Isis, Geena Ginger, Katalina Linda, Codi Star, Carrie Ann, Lorena Sanchez, Sonia Lopez, Vixen Fire, Aubrey Addams, Sabara, Raquel Amante, Emily Evermoore, Piper Parker, Loretta Loren, Ryaan Reynolds, Bianca Valentino, Misty Magenta, Allison Pierce, Jasse Monroe, Lindsay Kay, Sasha Grey, Kandi Hart, Marli Jane, Bailey Brook, Mae, Tabatha Tucker, Taylor Nixx, Katarina Kat
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/14/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Dick James, Alexis Love, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Evelyn Lin, Joe Blow, Whitney Stevens, C.J. Wright, Alexa Love, Paulina James, Mariah Heart, Kendra Devons, Kaycee Kummins
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: As the title implies, the emphasis on this series are the low cut fit jeans that is popular among adolescent females. The first movie had several technical deficiencies that made it decidedly mediocre. Aliana Love & Erik Everhard Whitney Stevens (a, dp), Steve Taylor, Scott Lyons, and Joe Blow Kendra Devons, Steve French, and Joe Blow Mariah Heart (a, dp), Tee Reel, CJ Wright and Dick James Paulina James, Evelyn Lin, and Erik Everhard While I was watching this movie, despite the emphasis, I didn't really notice the jeans. I guess it was because the girls didn't have on the same gaudy pastel coloured jeans like in the first movie, instead concentrating on standard blue and black jeans. Overall the female cast isn't as attractive as the first movie even though the video quality is improved. The two scenes that stood out were definitely the Whitney Stevens and Paulina James/Evelyn Lin scenes.
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Release date: 12/4/2006
Reviewed on: 12/4/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Mia Rose, Sunny Lane, Amy Ried, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Even though the first Slut Puppies won an AVN award for Best Gonzo, Jules Jordan has managed to release a better sequel. Amy Reid & Jean Valjean Mia Rose (a) & Steve Holmes Sasha Grey (a) & Chris Charming Sunny Lane & Jules Jordan Teagan Presley (a) & Jules Jordan Kara Bare (Kara Mynor), Mark Wood, and Chris Charming The strength in this movie is the young looking natural cast. Jules languishly focuses on the girls' youth and beauty in teasing the viewer before beginning the action. The highlight of the video of course is an early Teagan Presley scene that Jules has kept in the vault from us. Seeing her again allows the viewer to compare a newbie Teagan to current newbies Sasha and Mia.
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., James Deen, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Roxy Deville, Ariel Alexus, Naudia Marie, Adriana DeVille, Lacey Luv, Presley Maddox, Paulina James, Carmel Moore, Jocelyn Jayden
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: I will never understand the interest in cum swapping. By swapping, I mean the girl will accumulate the spooge in her mouth like a chipmunk and then drool the spunk (with some added saliva) into another girl's waiting mouth. In prior scenes that I've reviewed, the girls will keep swapping the money shot back and forth until there's nothing left to swallow. There's also the swapping via kissing method but that's more rare and much hotter. The reason why I watch the videos is that it guarantees that there's two girls in every scene. Roxy Deville, Tobi Pacific (a), and John Strong Naudia Marie, Adrianna Deville (a), and Strong Chelsie Rae (a), Ariel Alexus, and Tony T Jocelyn Jayden, Lacey Luv, and James Deen Paulina James, Carmel Moore, and Strong This is a standard RLD/PXP factory churned video in terms of the action and technical quality. Some girls I found hot. Some girls I didn't find so hot. Unfortunately I didn't see any pairings of two hot girls but I definitely saw one pair of fuglies.
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Release date: 11/14/2006
Reviewed on: 11/25/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dustin Diamond
Review brief: Another celebrity sex tape... it's actually not bad. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to see Dustin Diamond fuck on tape. He's more well known as Screech, the annoying nerd from Saved by the Bell. Apparently Screech does standup comedy and a bachelorette party attended one of his shows. The bachelorette and her bridesmaid invites him to their hotel room, play around with some of the gag gifts, and eventually fuck him. Like in his show, you're not laughing because of Screech... you're laughing at him. He refers to himself in the third person as the D man. Nicknames his wang as the monster but he doesn't really take himself seriously. There is one part where he tries to get the bridesmaid to flash him and she protests that he was a stranger. He then pleads with her, "C'mon you grew up with me!" The video in the hotel room is crappy because of low lighting but the girls do seem to behave like a bachelorette and her bridesmaid.
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Release date: 11/2/2006
Reviewed on: 11/21/2006
Studio: Amateur District
Starring: Brianna Beach, Dasani Lezian, Leah Wilde, McKenzee Miles, Riley Evans, Jordan Ashley, John McGill, Traci Lynn
Review brief: Lately, I've been burned out on porn. I had been seeing the same performers over and over trying to outdo each other with circus acts but apparently all it takes to get my attention is to go back to basics. That is the basics of gonzo porn. Dasani Lezian & Jorden Ashley Riley Evans & John McGill (?) Brianna Beach & Jorden Leah Wilde, McKenzie Miles, Jorden, and John McGill (?) Traci Lynn & John McGill (?) Amateur District is a spinoff of the Red Light District brand. Apparently from what I can tell, their first two movies focuses on a different crew and venue. Namely Florida. The director interacts with the girls in a gonzo style. The performers acknowledge the camera and sometimes the director (John McGill?) gets a little action pov style. Jordan Ashley looks like Tony Robbins. Most of the girls are new to me although I recognise Brianna Beach who's always a joy to watch with that incredible behind and beautiful face.
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Release date: 11/7/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Keeani Lei, Candace Von, Annette Schwarz, Leola Jossi, Ariel Alexus, Lindsey Meadows, Whitney Stevens
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Well this is the first POV Pervert Mike John has released under Jules Jordan Video and it's a 2-dvd doozy. There are eight girls in total that Mike gets to sample and some he goes in for seconds. Lindsey Meadows Keeani Lei (a) Ariel Alexus (a) Leola Jossi Candace Von (double pop) Tiffany (a) Whitney Stevens (a, double pop) Annette Schwarz (a, double pop) Other than the label and the length of the movie, this is a standard mike john pov movie. I didn't find some of the girls attractive but those who love boobs will consider this half a boobaholics anonymous and it is great to watch the tits fly about in missionary and cowgirl on the hotel floor. My favourite scenes were the ones with Lindsey, Keeani, and Annette Schwarz as they just ooze sexuality in facing the camera. One other thing that I noticed about this POV movie that I don't remember in Mike's previous movie is that it seems like he shaved the lower half of his body and left the upper half intact.
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Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sadie Summers, Aubrey Addams, Taylor Nix, Vixen Vogel, Allison Pierce
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: A Jake Malone directed title even though Jake isn't actually credited on the cover. It may have something to do with the fact that he is releasing movies under Evil Angel and they may not want to promote a competitor. Aubrey Addams & Manuel Ferrara Vixen (a) & Manuel Tobi Pacific (a, dp), John Strong, and Michael Stefano Allison Pierce (a) & Strong Taylor Nix & Stefano I liked all the girls in the movie and they get to work with the usual RLD/PXP woodsmen. I liked Aubrey Addams's scene as it always looks like the little girl is always having fun in every scene. Both Vixen and Tobi Pacific are both personal favourites and don't disappoint me although the strength in their scene is more in their looks. Both Taylor and Allison put in competent performances. There is a behind the scenes but no bonus scene.
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Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/1/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, August, Cindy Crawford, August Night, Kris Slater, Isabel Ice, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Tame, Amy Ried
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: One of the top gonzos this year, I've been watching Jules Jordan videos for a while and I've turned to expect certain things. I expect the movie to be shot technically well with lots of natural light and I expect a lot of teasing to the set up the scene. Needless to say, with a title like Weapons of Ass Destruction, all the girls took it in the butt. Amy Reid & Jules Jordan Cindy Crawford (dp, anal creampies), Erik Everhard, and Steve Holmes Isabel Ice (dp, dap, anal creampies), Erik, and Steve Jasmine Tame (dp, anal creampies), Erik, and Jerry August Night & Kris Slater Jamie Elle (anal creampie) & Steve Holmes Even though Jules Jordan now has his own distribution company, I still subconsciously associate him with Evil Angel. I was so shocked to see the anal creampie finishes that I went and looked at the boxcover and was still shocked when the boxcover advertised, "Now with Anal Creampies!" I guess the scene most people are going to be interested in is Amy Reid pulling an anal and I thought she did okay.
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Release date: 9/14/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Isabel Ice, Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing with the Baker's Dozen series especially when you've seen all previous 8 of them is that things get kind of repetitive. That is you get a hot chick, closed-eye, waiting around for streams and streams of hot jizz to coat her face and the ending mess has you wonder, "Wait, haven't I seen this before?" Karina Kay & Manuel Ferrara then mope blowbang and one lucky fuck w/ Kyle Stone Isabel Ice (a) & Brandon Iron then blowbang Aubrey Addams - 3 rounds of blowbangs Brianna Love (a) & Brandon then blowbang At heart this is a bukkake series with sex thrown in and Brandon doesn't deviate from the formula. I thought all the girls were very attractive in different ways although I can say that there is a similarity in placing Audrey Addams and Brianna Love back to back. Brandon must've kept the Karina Kay scene in the vault since last year but it is a different look for her as she is blonde and still has that lust for Manuel Ferrara even though they've worked together many times before.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/26/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mia Rose, Crystal Clear, Lorena Sanchez, Addison Rose, Mandy Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I'm assuming this will be Jake Malone's last Teen Fuck Holes. He's added his own signature to this series ever since he took over the reins from Tim Von Swine. Crystal Clear, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Mia Rose, Strong, and Stefano Addison Rose & Stefano Mandy Fox & Manuel Ferrara Lorena Sanchez, Joachim Kessef, and Manuel I thought all the fuck holes were very attractive and this quality is probably the main reason to get the movie. That and they get to work with the usual premium rld/pxp swordsmen. Crystal Clear looks like Rose McGowen while Mandy Fox looks like Busy Phillips but they strikingly could be sisters. You switch out the colour of the hair with one girl and you'd get the other girl. Mia Rose's scene was tainted by a little speck on the right hand side of the screen. Her scene was tiered in that she takes on Michael Stefano for a while before John Strong unexpectedly jumps into the scene. She's the squeakiest girl in the movie while getting pounded and that's what I like about her.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 9/21/2006
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Naomi, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Tim Von Swine, Marcus Leon, Mike Hash, Kaci Starr, Riley Shy, Mark Furious, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed.
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Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Well, it's been a year since Brandon Iron release another Good Source of Iron and you can tell some of the scenes are older by looking at the performers. Alekta Blue does not have her implants in this movie and Courtney Simpson sports fresh scars from a car accident she had over a year ago. Jamie Huxley blowbang Alektra Blue blowbang Kara Mynor gangbang Jamie Huxley blowbang Courtney Simpson & Brandon Iron (POV) Jamie Huxley & Michael Stefano then blowbang Haley Scott blowbang Jamie Huxley blowbang From the scenes, this movie could've been renamed a Good Source of Jamie Huxley as she has 4 blowbangs and a regular b/g scene! Jamie is a pretty girl in an unconventional way similar in appearance to Michelle Lay. I'd say she is a younger version of Michelle and she does display a remarkable hunger for spooge even if one or two shots may be off-coloured. Haley Scott would probably agree that there may be such a thing as too much spooge as she nearly coughs out the off coloured cum-shots.
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Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 9/10/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Vanessa Figueroa, Ariel Alexus, Nautica Evans, Samantha Sin, Lindsey Meadows
Directed by: Melissa Lauren
Review brief: Melissa Lauren's debut movie as a director. I wish she had more to work with. If I had to compare this movie to anything, it would be to one of David Luger's many newbie lines for RLD/PXP as the scenes can be hit or miss depending on the girl. You could hear Melissa in the background talking to/instructing the performers from time to time. Lindsey Meadows, Vanessa Figueroa, and Mark Davis Peyton Lafferty (a) & Mr. Pete Nautica Evans & L.T. Samantha Sin (a) & Mark Wood Arial Alexus (squirting) & Manuel Ferrara I only found half of the girls in this movie attractive. Lindsey Meadows by far being the most attractive girl of the movie but her scene is weakened with her pairing with Vanessa. Peyton Lafferty probably had the best scene overall in terms of heat but seemed underexposed due to the backlighting of the windows. Nautica Evans put in a lackluster scene with LT. Samantha Sin reminds me of a young Rayveness but she hasn't gotten there yet in terms of her performance level.
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Release date: 4/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/9/2006
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Starring: Sandy, Laura Lion, Liliane Tiger, Sophie Moone, Jennifer Stone, Ellen Saint, Lea Magic, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Herve Bodilis
Review brief: Thing about watching european features is that I'm in unchartered territory. I don't recognise most of the girls and this Marc Dorcel movie doesn't help me either with the identification of the girls. Even with the intro, it's clear that the credits are not show with the respective performers or are mislabeled. If you were to play this movie straight up from the menu, you would find french narration which took me by surprise since this was distributed by Wicked. Since my french is rusty and meager, I had to exit and thankfully there was a language option where English is one of the multiple languages offered. The main reason I wanted to watch the movie was the presence of Sophie Moon. I know that she has done some b/g scenes from clips on the internet but this movie isn't one of them. She's in a scene with notable g/g performer, Sandy. The plot revolves around a girl's boarding school but is carried forth by the narration.
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Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 9/5/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jerry, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Mia Rose, Jay Huntington, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Georgia Peach, Velicity Von, Ava Rose, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: The Ass Appeal series is Van Styles's tribute to girls with nice asses. Quick disclosure: I got to watch the Velicity Von scene in person and wanted to check it out memorialised on dvd. Dana DeArmond (a) & Erik Everhard Velicity Von & Mr. Marcus Georgia Peach (a, dp), Jerry, and Mark Wood Luscious Lopez (a) & Jay Huntington Mia Rose, Ava Rose, Mark Ashley, and Marcus London Van Styles is one of the best shooters of asses today joining Stagliano and Jules Jordan as one of the few directors to masterfully capture the butt tease. This ability is best exemplified by the tease in Luscious Lopez scene. Styles has her shaking her butt in a soapy jacuzzi which sends my mind off into a dream state before Jay Huntington even gets his hands on her. As an aside, Luscious looks like Persian Melody Sweet at certain angles in this video. Another positive aspect of Van Styles's movies is that he carefully matches his performers up hoping for good chemistry and Velicity and Marcus prove to be an explosive combination.
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Release date: 8/3/2006
Reviewed on: 9/1/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Delilah Strong, Scott Nails, Holly Morgan, Kelsey Michaels, Marco Banderas, Carmella Bing, Riley Shy, Cody Bangs
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: I guess Jack's My First Porn is a series where Robby D as Jack pretends to be a novice director encountering troubles that sometimes happen on set that might challenge a new director but somehow it always end up working for him. Delilah Strong (a) & Scott Nails Riley Shy & Scott Nails Kelsey Michaels & Cody Bangs (Chris Charming?) Holly Morgan & Scott Nails Carmella Bing (a only) & Marco Duato As such, Robby (as Jack) gets to have a couple of fun setups that poke fun at some of the things that may happen from time to time on set. For example, Delilah Strong would only fuck with a condom. Robby D showing his inexperience would react with a 'Don't eat the condom' when she orally applies the rubber to Scott Nails. Scott of course complains about the condom so they compromise where Delilah gives up the ass because she was only concerned with birth control. Riley Shy is a hot girl that Jack supposedly picked up from the grocery store. The newbie experience is in trying to shoot a fake POV (the genesis of Jack's POV).
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 8/29/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Tiffany, Steve Holmes, Kat, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Annie Cruz, Jasmine Byrne, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Lela Star
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to the Semen Sippers series, Sippers feature a similar theme to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series in that the girls swallow except that there's not as much gas at the pump. That is the girls outnumber the guys in the scenes and in this movie it's consistently b/g/g. Jasmine Byrne (a), Kat (a), and Erik Everhard Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany (a), and Erik Gianna, Rayveness, and Sean Michaels Annie Cruz (a, squirt), Sierra Sinn (a), and Sean Jenna Haze (a), Lela Star, and Steve Holmes I like how Mike pairs the girls up in each scene. Jasmine and Kat are both hispanic and easily take things in the pooper. Lorena Sanchez and Tiffany have very similar body types (great ass, great tits, great hair) but different skin colours and different faces. I was really pleased with the pairing of Rayveness and Gianna Michaels since I've always felt that Gianna was Rayveness reloaded with those kahunas and smile. Mike recycle a funny but predictable breast exam scenario to introduce their scene.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/23/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Ashley, Claudio Meloni, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Marcos Leon, Electra, Richard Kline, Aubrey Addams, Kylie Morgan, Michelle Avanti, Tiffany Meadow
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: This title is probably one of David Luger's last titles for RLD/PXP. What I've noticed is that he's helmed a lot of newbie oriented titles without it being a series. Sometimes the titles are inventive... Sometimes not so. Aubrey Addams (creampie) & Marcos Leon Michelle Avanti, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Claudio Meloni Ashley Anne & Richard Kline Electra (a, dp, double creampie), Steve Taylor, and Claudio Meloni Tiffany Meadow (a) & Jerry Kylie Morgan (creampie) & Donny Long Bonus: Keymore Cash (bj only) & Brad Baldwin The girls vary in attractiveness. Aubrey evokes Eddie Murphy's "I almost fucked a midget" routine because of her small stature. She's soo cute like a little munchkin and I liked her scene the most. Michelle Avanti reminds me of a thicker Nikki Loren. She looked frightened at the prospect of getting two facials at the end though. Ashley Anne sported the biggest juggs and she talks about how she's looking forward to fucking some of the hot men in porn. I start laughing when she gets Richard Kline.
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Release date: 7/12/2006
Reviewed on: 8/21/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Monica Sweetheart, Sativa Rose, Jenaveve Jolie, Nikki Loren, Alec Knight, James Deen, Michelle Maylene, Franchezca Valentina, Marco Banderas, Violet Marcell, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Ronnie James
Review brief: Well I absent-mindedly picked up this title thinking this was going to be another POV movie and was more interested in the cast. Franchezca Valentina & some guy Jenavieve Jolie (solo) Sativa Rose & some guy Franchezca (solo, squirting) Monica Sweetheart & Marco Duato Michelle Maylene (solo) Violet Marcell & James Deen Mikayla & Nikki Loren When most people think of a POV movie they think of the first person point of view. Well this is not it. Then I thought this might be the pov of the pussy and thought that would suck if we were forced to stare at a dude's cock all the time. Thankfully that's not it either. Perhaps this title should be called something like Pussy Focus because it is shot in the 3rd person perspective with the focus being on the pussy. The camera is always angled towards the pussy except for the blowjobs (that would be frustrating).
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Release date: 6/27/2006
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Starring: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Ava Rose, Allison Pierce, Amanda West, Celina Cross
Directed by: Charlie Manson
Review brief: I think this is my first Lethal Hardcore review. Basic premise is that you have girls pretending to have just turned 18 years old. They're even given a candlelit birthday cake even though some of the girls had seen their eightteenth birthday more than a year ago. Amanda West & Donny Long Ava Rose & Talon Jeanie Marie Sullivan (a) & Nick East Celena Cross & Lee Stone Allison Pierce (a) & Andrew Andretti The girls for the most part are cute and the camerawork was standard. Amanda West doesn't seem to react that much to being fucked and neither does Celena Cross but I don't expect much from newbies. Jeanie and Allison give up the butt but the guys they're paired up with don't really bring the heat. The strongest scene is probably an active Ava Rose as she looks great while Talon drills her missionary.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/14/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to Mike John's repertoire, Elastic Assholes focuses on the gape of a drilled asshole. Of course that means all the girls get their asses drilled. Usually the guys go after the ass first to where the pussy is a later afterthought. Claire Robbins & Erik Everhard Jasmine Byrne & Manuel Ferrara Taryn Thomas & Erik Everhard Christie Lee & Sean Michaels Naomi (dp, squirt), Erik Everhard, and Mr. Pete Claire Robbins retired last year and she still cute as I remember which makes me wonder how long Mike has held this in the vault. Jasmine and Taryn put in good efforts but the scene of this movie is Christie Lee with a surprising Sean Michaels. Sean has been an understated (in terms of energy) but professional woodsman but he brings out the best in Christie as she squirms on his cock whether it was in her pussy or butt. She can be seen kissing and licking his chest so I guess I can safely say she dug him.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Mia Bangg, Harmony Rose, Haley Scott, Katrina Isis
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Lately, I've been hesitant to watch formulaic movies. Besides my typical aversions like race-based movies, I tend to shy away from movies that promise a certain act... like all anal for instance. Variety is the spice of life but Dual Invasion 4 promises a Harmony Rose double penetration so let's check it out. Harmony Rose, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Katrina Isis, John Strong, and Stefano Haley Scott, Sascha, and Stefano Lauren Phoenix, Strong, and Steve French Mia Bangg, Strong, and Stefano Speaking of variety, each girls get dp'ed with one of the guys being either John Strong or Michael Stefano. Three scenes where it's with both of the guys. Harmony said in a previous movie that Strong was her favourite anal performer and I had rarely seen an anal Harmony scene so there must be some truth to this if she agrees to her first dp with him. It came off fine. Lauren Phoenix looks different with brown hair but I've seen her done plenty of dps with many of them better than this scene.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Haley Scott, Luscious Lopez, Sadie Summers, Alicia Angel, Kelly Broox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: The reason I threw this on the reviewing rack was because I heard Sasha Grey was the bonus scene and I had mistaken covergirl Kelly Broox for Lauren Phoenix. Alicia Angel & Manuel Ferrara Kelly Broox & Michael Stefano Luscious Lopez & Manuel Tobi Pacific & Manuel Haley Scott (dp), John Strong, and Stefano With a title like Assault that Ass, of course every girl does anal. The true standout of the movie is little Canadian, Tobi Pacific. I believe Tobi and Vixen are the most beautiful girls to come into porn this year. Tobi, specifically, with her delicate face and blonde hair, sports a lithe body with perky breasts. Manuel seems to like her a lot too as he subjects Tobi to his usual Manuel "whispers of love". Luscious Lopez's ass is probably the other significant item in this movie. I just can't believe the way her body just suddenly curves into that thing. As for Kelly Broox, she looked like Lauren on the cover, she looks like Silky Thumper in the movie. I thought her scene was only okay as well as Alicia Angel's.
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