morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 16)
Release date: 8/26/2004
Reviewed on: 8/13/2004
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tyce Bune, Chris Charming, Haley, Lee Stone, Sacha, Mariesa Arroyo, Renee Pornero, Shayna Knight, Alex Divine, Tyla Wynn, Benjamin Brat, Haley Paige
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: This is my second taste of the Pepsi Challenge. The Ole' In & Out from what the intros lead me to believe is going from anal to vaginal. I have no idea why women would agree to this due to it's health consequences. Things that were in the butt are not meant to be in the pussy. I'm talking in microbiological terms. So this practice is up there on the nastyness factor. So let's check out the theory. Alex Devine, Benjamin Bratt, and Chris Charming Cheesy music plays during Alex's tease scene. I can't help but giggle how bad she is at erotic dancing. She has a face that reminds me of Amy Poehler of SNL. She has no butt. Tacky dolphin blue undies match her tacky mascara. After the tease scene is the interview. Seems like there's going to be some slapping, choking, hair pulling, and deep throating promised later on. While she deepthroats the guys, they compliment her like their dog, "Good girl!!!". Alex's looks grow on me but the two guys she's fucking are annoying since they won't shut up.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/13/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Mike John, Mick Blue, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Selena Silver, Dani Woodward, Missy Monroe, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Kathleen Kruz, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Isabella Soprano, Scott Nails
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: So I was really excited when I heard two of my favourite things in porn were to be in this dvd. Dani Woodward and pretty feet; and the two are not necessarily exclusive. I don't think I have a foot fetish in the sense that I view it sexually but my fascination in girl's feet has scared away some of my prospective suitors. So what the hell do I know? I like pretty feet just like I like delicate hands. Anyway, I wrote Brandon months back gushing about the prospect of this movie and he sent me back a less than enthusiastic response. Apparently he preferred Ten Little Piggies 3 to the shooting of this one. Maybe he was just putting the hard sell on 3 for me but that certainly wasn't the way to go about it. So it delayed my getting this movie. Anyway this movie starts off on an ominous tone literally with menu music that sounds like it was straight out Deliverance. Selena Silver, Eva Angelina, and Mick Blue: Well everybody knows Selena by now. This is the best I've seen her so far in terms of videogenic beauty.
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Release date: 7/23/2004
Reviewed on: 8/11/2004
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tyce Bune, Alberto Rey, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Ashley Blue, Taylor Lynn, Alicia Rhodes, Selena Silver, Jamie Brooks, Sally Rodeo, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: A month ago, Mitch Spinelli of Acid Rain introduced ADT to the Pepsi Challenge. What is the Pepsi challenge? Well back in the 80s for the underage readers of ADT, Pepsi did a blind taste test with people on the streets and made them choose between Pepsi & Coke. Allegedly, more people chose Pepsi; a result that I'm still skeptical to today. What does this have to do with porn? Hell if I know. Selena Silver, Benjamin Bratt, and Alberto Rey: Selena is the hottest thing to come out of Australia since Elle McPherson. There is an understated elegance that surrounds her that quickly disperses when she starts ravishing a dick. She is wearing a blood red corset with her boobs exposed. Something is wrong with her hair. It is either really wet or Selena has dyed it black and left it really limp. I'm guessing that she just got out of the shower. I've lauded Selena's talent with the cock in a previous review.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/9/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Bruno SX, Lee Stone, Thomas Stone, Corina, Nikki Montana, K.K., Lauren Phoenix, Cory Baby, Ricardo Bell, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: A.N.A.L. is short for Ass Now Ass Later and is DVSX's exclusively anal line. There's no pussy fucking at all. Now contrary to popular belief and despite the fact that I have every edition of every Rocco's True Anal Stories, I'm not really into anal. No, really. I'm not. I don't practice anal sex in my private life nor do I really fantasise about it. It just so happens that so much good porn these days involve anal simply because there's heavy demand by the fans. When I write my reviews, I try to make note of whether the scene has anal because so many people look for the shit. Heh. Sorry. Bad pun. Not that I hate anal, it's just something different. Lauren Phoenix & Lee Stone: Lauren Phoenix is tall, sexy, and from Toronto. I guess we all can't be perfect. There's something about her lips that just drives me crazy.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 8/6/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Chris Charming, Dillion Day, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Avy Scott, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Fallon Sommers, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Lena Juliett, Teagan Presley, Amber Simpson, Axel Braun, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. I checked out this movie because of Cytherea iz Squirtwoman hoping for a similar movie. Plus it had Teagan. I was disappointed. The concentration of course is on squirting but there was no intercourse. There were some blowjobs in the first scene but it's more like filler to the squirting antics by the girls. In between the scenes were some interviews, but I got bored quickly not paying attention to whatever philosophical lesson I can learn about the art of squirting. Cytherea, Ariana Jolee, Amber Simpson, Tyla Winn, Teagan Ariana - Bono-meter: 10!!!!!!! Just kidding. Ariana and Cytherea dominated this scene with their vastly superiour experience with several squirts and convulsions. Teagan and Amber release slight puddles. I don't think Tyla (very cute girl) even squirted so I guessed she failed the 101. Scene ends with multiple cumshots from the guys onto the girls.
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Release date: 9/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Stella, Monica Sweetheart, Melody Magic, Fallon Sommers, Tuesdae, Niki Belluci
Review brief: My first DVSX video. I've been sitting on this review for half a year now. At the time I had seen this, my only point of reference for POV movies was Mike John's work and I think Vince Vouyer. Now anyone along with a camcorder is trying to do this kind of shoot; even guys whose only claim to fame is boning rich celebrities. Yani Z is at the helm of this one. Monica Sweetheart: I think everyone knows who Monica Sweetheart is by now for me to even describe her. She does all the talking in this scene. She asks Yani if he likes certain parts of her body with that rhetorical smirk. Duhhh... Monica is definitely the girl who knows she's hot and sometimes her past scenes comes off that way. I mean she does everything sexually but it's like she's going through the motion knowing that her sheer beauty will carry the day. The POV is slow and steady. She already starts moaning before the blowjob.
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Release date: 6/16/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Randy Spears, Leann, Cytherea, Mya Lovely, Tiana Lynn, Delilah Strong, Kelly Kline
Review brief: This is going to be a quick and dirty review since realization did a thorough cover of the movie. I thought Cytherea was phenominal looking when I first met her at AEE 2004. At the time, I knew nothing about her squirting antics. I then met her at ELA 2004 when she had bangs (may still be current) and thought it made her look like a little girl. Still attractive but the very young look made me somewhat uneasy. I had a good time though watching her dance at the DVSX party. Seems like a very sweet girl. Anyway, Cytherea participates in every scene. Most of the premise is on teaching the girl of the scene the art of squirting. Tianna Lynn: This is the first time I've seen Tianna without blonde hair. She looks better with the brown hair. Cytherea teaches her out to squirt. She does. Cy has to get her turn too. I love the convulsions and the grunts. Could've used a guy in the scene though. Cytherea is sporting brown hair here. I like it. It's a different look. Delilah Strong: Delilah is a tan blonde girl with some tattoos.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Lenka, Hope Rising, K.K., Lussi, Laura Lion, Sandra De Marco, Britney Jay, Meliah Morgan, Romy Roundell
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: So I've seen many POV movies over the year and haven't had a problem envisioning myself as the person fucking the girl. However, when I heard about the concept of A Brotha's POV, it gave me pause. The idea of having a large black schlong is even more foreign to me than the white-schlonged POV movies. If I were ever to helm up an Asian POV movie, people would probably mistake it for a masturbation movie. Anyway back to the point, KK heads up BPOV2. KK is british so he sounds more Lennox Lewis than Mike Tyson. Maybe it's my American upbringing full of stereotypes but do British black guys count as brothas? Seal may look like a bad man but I consider Ice Cube more of a brotha even if he's reduced to a parody of himself with those Friday movies. Romy Roundell: Weird, Romy is German and looks nothing like Katja Kassin. I thought all germans looked alike! Romy has an uncertain english accent, some flaws in her complexion, and fake blonde hair.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/28/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Mick Blue, Daria Glower, Mili Jay, Melissa Black, Arwen, Lucy Ann, Claudia Nero, Simone De Marco, Natali Light, Lucy Satin, Patricia Well
Directed by: Maurice Phillips
Review brief: The Lucky Bastard series is DVSX's presentation of the reverse gangbang. The reverse gangbang is great in theory but terrible in execution in real life. I have problems dividing attention between two women in bed much less five or six. If one girl is hotter than the others, obviously the guy'd would prefer to spend more time with her leading to some hurt feelings. But.... this is the porn world. Most of the reverse gangbangs I've seen have featured european women. The explanation is that to get as many beautiful girls in one scene cost quite a bit of change. Natali Light, Jill, Sarah, Arwen, Claudia, Lucy Satin, and Robert Rosenberg Robert leads his harem into his pool room. Lucky bastard. He tries to teach Sarah how to play pool. Confident in his skills, he offers to use his own schlong as a pool stick and knocks some balls around... literally. However, he insists that it'd be better if it was harder.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/17/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Van Damage, Bruno SX, Scott Lyons, K.K., Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Pason, Sarah Dark, Joe Friday, Ricardo Bell, Alexandra Jay
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I was looking forward to this movie after seeing Double Parked 8 highlighted by Selena Silver. Even though there's no girl on the box cover that stood out like Selena, the quality of the girls was not lacking at all. I was eager in watching them get double parked. Pason, Kris Slater, and Scott Lyons: Pason is a cute redhead with small implants who I believe was married to Kris Slater. She says she loves anal cause it's a different type of orgasm. I like her personality, her hairstyle, and her amazing ass. Scott Lyons and Kris join her. Scott has got to be the scrawniest guy in porn. He needs to hit the weights. His arms look thinner than Pason's. He never gets hard during the intro blowjob. Pason looks amazing with her tight body spread eagled on the couch while she's being porked missionary. With the camera looking up at Pason from the RC position, her implants become obvious. She keeps her attention blowing one guy while the other guy drills her.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/6/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Foster, Malitia, Steve Holmes, Tom Stone, Chris Taylor, Mia Stone, Bob Terminator, Mariesa Arroyo, Michael Stefano, Csoky Ice, Katja Kassin
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: I haven't watched John Leslie movies much recently. Even though I dig that he finds inventive settings and once was innovative with his use of lighting, I got annoyed when it seemed like he ran out of ideas with the lighting. I was also discouraged that his series all seemed to blend together and every new release seemed like just another incarnation of the Voyeur. Katja Kassin & Michael Stefano: Fraulein Katja has one of the best asses in porn. It just goes kapow. The rest of her ain't bad either. Katja and Michael meet in a dark alleyway. Michael fantasises boning her. Dude, she's right there. It is an effective tease method though as he envisions what he likes to do with her. However, in the non porn world, imagine running into a guy in a dark alley that's whacking off to you. They actually do it. Katja gives up the butt and takes a semi-facial with most of the spooge going into an open mouth. I'm not sure what kind of lighting Leslie is using here but I like it more than the overexposed window light setup that he normally uses.
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Release date: 6/3/2004
Reviewed on: 7/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Cheyne Collins, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Brittney Skye, Juliana Kincaid, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Corina Taylor, Jordan Styles, Britney Madison, Joe Friday, Audrey Leigh, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: My first creampie movie review along my first review with pictures! Creampie movies are the latest fad. Wow. Spooging inside the girl is now considered a fad. I guess it was never popular before because the viewer would never know if the guy had cummed. Until somebody figured out, the girl can squeeze the spooge out! So with this in mind, let's check out DVSX's Deep in Cream 5 directed by Alex Ladd. Selena Silver & Kris Slater: Selena is from Australia and looks like a less busty Carla Gugino. I love the way Selena smiles getting ready for cock. She has crimped hair in this scene but I prefer her with straight hair. She also has a tad too much blush on her cheeks for this scene. Selena is a master cocksucker using plenty of drool going deep and gagging at times. She's improved immensely since first starting out in the business. Kris porks her a bit doggy. Some hair pulling.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Candy Apples, Paige, Katrina Kraven, Amber Peach, Leah Luv, Britney Jay, Meredith, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I think I've reached the age where I think teenage are a little too young for me (I KNOW!!!) and I'm only in my late twenties. Whether it's their lack of maturity or their startlingly young looks, I doubt I would ever date one again. Even the idea of just fucking them, I'm still paranoid about about because last thing I want to end up with is a statutory rape conviction. However, in the porn world, teens are almost impossible to avoid if I keep looking for fresh new girls . I wonder if my feelings will change when I get older or will I feel dirtier watching these girls fuck. So with that in mind, let's check out Alex Ladd's Teen Sensations 8. Leah Luv: Leah Luv, the main cover girl, is cute blonde if I didn't think of her sexually. She has a flat chest, no butt, and pigtails. Looks like she's still in high school. She also has braces. Some people dig that. I don't. Kids make fun of braces in school. Now it's supposed to be considered erotic? Every time she smiles, I get distracted by the braces. No premise to the scene at all.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Mike John, Shawnie, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is unquestionably the best director at Red Light district. Even though I prefer his No Cum Dodging Allowed series, Mike says that POV Pervert is his favourite series. Gee, I wonder why. Lucky bastard. Rayveness: First time that I've seen Rayveness on video. A more mature looking girl with of course raven hair. Nice big natural rack and a big ass. I like her smile but don't dig her makeup. Damn, I really like her smile while she's sucking cock. She's not that much of a deepthroater using her hands a lot for trick pornographical purposes. Mike doesn't seem to care though. She talks in a low whisper during the BJ which is a turn on and is a ball licker.In the missionary position on top of two pillows is where Rayveness reveals how amazing her body is. Her outer labia is slightly furry which I haven't seen before. Her facial contortions as she rides Mike cowgirl make her look like the wicked stepmother from Cinderella. She takes him deep all the way to the base as she squats on him while her gorgeous boobies just dangle.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 6/22/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Rick Masters, Joey Silvera, Sledge Hammer, Joey Ray, Domineko, Foxy Lady, Dwayne Cummings, Jayna Oso, Corina Taylor, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Tone Capone, Britney Jay, Pandora Dreams, Crystal Lynn, Seth Dickens, Tee Reel, Krystal Lynn
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: I have been keeping up with the Service Animals series because of its intensity and Joey's crazed humour. I think I finally figured out why the series is named that way cause the girls drool like Pavlov's dog after being throat fucked so deep. Jayna Oso, Britney Jay, Domineko, and Sean Michaels First time I've seen either of these girls. Jayna is half-asian and has a very slight chest. I don't find her that attractive. She sits out on a chair outside a warehouse smoking one of those brown cigarettes. Britney Jay has blonde, hair, nose and tongue piercings, and looks like a cuter Alana Evans without the forehead. Britney has a sign that says Officer Britney sticking out of her denim shorts and reprimands Jayna. Sean Michaels joins in the shakedown while Jayna puffs away on that cigarette as if she's drawing on her last breath with it. Sean starts choking Jayna, grabs the cigarette, and smothers it with his shoes. You know so he can get to the sex part.
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Release date: 3/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/12/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Cassandra, Katrina, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Cherie Potter, Shanny, Lexus Locklear, Caprice [IV]
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: History or Why I got/reviewed this movie: I love Montreal, probably the greatest sex city in North America. It's not uncommon to see a nice beautiful anglican church right next to a great strip club. As a kid, I would go into the red light district, just so I could play video games. The video game arcades would also have these peep show machines. Call me pavlov cause I started to think that porn was cool in the same way Pac Man was cool. So coming from Montreal, I had an affinity for french canadian girls. Quebecois women are distinctly different from French girls. Whether it's the uglier accent or the more laid back personalities, I can't put my finger on what makes them different. Maybe it's the lack of hairy armpits. My meager knowledge of french was mainly used to pick up these women during college. Despite the communication barriers, they had no problems letting their intentions known. So when I heard the Hardcore Training series from Red Light District was shot in Montreal, I decided to get one of them to relive my youth.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Joey Silvera, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Catalina, Loni, Miles Long, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Melanie Jagger, Cassie Young, Bella-Marie Wolf, Trixie Kelly, Vicci Valencorie
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Semi-unconventional Review: Joey Silvera's Service Animals 11 History or Why I got/reviewed this movie: I never realised how difficult it was to write a review and it may have been made worse since my porn viewing gets dictated by my ADD. I gotta give props to my fellow ADT reviewers. I took long break from watching Joey Silvera's movies. One of my first movies I ever bought was Butt Row Swallowed and that was because I wanted to see what all the hype was about this new girl, Silvia Saint. Instead I found myself laughing at how much of a nut Joey was when I saw Jessica Darlin giving a stuffed dog a bath. I would watch some of his Fashion Sluts and Please! series and never came away really impressed cause of the quality of the girls was lacking compared to Rocco's. Joey's fondness for shemales seemed to extend to some of the girls he had in his movies. By this time I stayed away from his movies when he started his Service Animals line.
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