Joey Silvera's Service Animals 11 Review

History or Why I got/reviewed this movie:

I never realised how difficult it was to write a review and it may have been made worse since my porn viewing gets dictated by my ADD. I gotta give props to my fellow ADT reviewers.

I took long break from watching Joey Silvera's movies. One of my first movies I ever bought was Butt Row Swallowed and that was because I wanted to see what all the hype was about this new girl, Silvia Saint. Instead I found myself laughing at how much of a nut Joey was when I saw Jessica Darlin giving a stuffed dog a bath.

I would watch some of his Fashion Sluts and Please! series and never came away really impressed cause of the quality of the girls was lacking compared to Rocco's. Joey's fondness for shemales seemed to extend to some of the girls he had in his movies.

By this time I stayed away from his movies when he started his Service Animals line. I work with service animals in real life and wasn't that comfortable with the title and the implications of what that title means. I decided to give the Service Animals series a try after I finally found a box cover of girls that I liked... which happened to be 11.

Scene 1:
Cassie Young is blonde and cute and it looks like she's ready to be fucked by three balding guys with all the giggling she's doing. She reminds me of Alysin Chains with a much better and fuller body. The guys take turn chokefucking her to the point where either strands of drool or spooge is spiderwebbing her mouth. She looks like she's about to throw up. Lovely... She ends up only doing vaginal which is rare to see in a scene with three guys. I think she got more out of the vibrator she was using than the three bald dudes.

Scene 2:
Melanie Jagger and Aurora Snow are out hanging in a barn and for a sec I thought maybe Joey was doing beastiality movies now. Aurora Snow is so adorable and Melanie is pretty hot. Some people think Melanie is fat but I say they're crazy. Some black guy comes in and test drives the two of them. While he's taking Melanie for a ride, some text on the screen says that Joey hasn't had sex in two weeks (not so believable) so he decides to take it out on poor Aurora. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO AURORA?! He's chokefucking her to the point where she making this disgusting gagging sound and I find myself wanting to kiss Aurora on the forehead to make it all better and saying stupid Pepe LePhew things such as "Mon Petit Cherie" and going MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAH for her being such a trooper. I think Joey's craziness has rubbed off on me . The black guy then takes a shot at Aurora and proves that chokefucking knows no colour by making her gag on her own unsightly drool. Melanie looks like she was having a good time this whole scene and the sex was hot on her end

Scene 3:
I've never seen Trixie Kelly before but she posts regularly to RAME. One of her posts asked if she should get all sorts of plastic surgery. After looking at her in this movie, she must be fucking delusional if she thinks she needs a boob job or liposuction. Even a nosejob is out of the question, cause I think her nose makes her look exotically cute and unique. Lee Stone looks like he's having fun with her even letting her smack him on the ass with a paddle. Trixie gives up the butt in this scene and I like her a lot... Too bad she no longer does movies already (well for now).

Scene 4:
Loni is this huge hootered Asian girl that sort of fascinates me because natural honkers on an Asian are harder to find than... uh asians that aren't good at math? Catalina is in this scene and I'm not sure if Joey is pulling the "Well she must be asian since she's with another asian" trick on the viewer but Catalina is hispanic. If the viewer was confused, they should remember that Catalina can't be asian because all orientals must look alike. This scene must be older than the rest cause Catalina does not have her boob job. Nacho looks like Frankenstein with his haircut in this scene. Loni seems to have a good time literally sucking Catalina's tongue off. Catalina pays her back by roughly massaging Loni's face and adding some of her spit as an emolient while Nacho drills away. Oh yeah, Brandon Iron was also in this scene doing what he does best... chokefucking the girls.

Scene 5:
Two girls that I've never seen before... One hispanic, the other italian judging from their porn names (I know I know): Christina Mercedes & Vicci Valencorte. The girls seem to be more into each other than the guy they're with. I've never seen such hungry kissing before. It's kind of cool. Christina a dark curly haired kind of girl that may have fake boobs. Vicci is a pale looking girl wearing some kind of dog choker. Even though the girls weren't as attractive in this scene, the sex is so frantic and hot that beads of some type of liquid is accumulating on the camera lens.

Final thoughts:
I decided to watch more service animals movie specifically 4 (Jenna Haze), 7 (Bella), and 12 (Amee Donavan) after this one. The sex got really hot in parts. Joey's gotten a lot rougher than I remember. I didn't care too much for the chokefucking and the gagging noises but I was a good little trooper documenting it for this review.