morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 14)
Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Randy Spears, Tyra, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kris Slater, Destiny St. Claire, Tiana Lynn, Cole Conners, Flower Tucci, Mya Mason, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: A quick and dirty review cause I've seen way too many squirting movies recently. There's only so much I can write about the genre before I stop repeating myself. Cum Rain Cum Shine is Tiana Lynn's vehicle and she shines. However, her supporting cast isn't as strong or attractive as Cytherea's in the Squirtwoman movies. That's not her fault. That's just how it is. Tiana would introduce each scene with the premise and a tease. She squirts plenty before and during the scenes. First scene has her seducing her boyfriend's dad, Randy Spears. After he blows his load on her pussy, he stuffs it in with a couple more strokes. Hope she has good birth control. Second, she's still bored with the boyfriend, Kris Slater, so she brings in Mya Mason to spice things up between them. Mya is there to give up the butt. I was surprised to see Tiana willing to do a2ogm duties. Third scene had her boyfriend and his friends all unload on her face in a circle jerk session. Fourth scene, she pairs up with Marco and Cole Conners.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Kimberly Kane, Cytherea, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kathleen Kruz, Jayna Woods, Jean Val Jean, Tiana Lynn, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Steven St. Croix bought a girl's summer camp in the desert for two things: 1. to make money and 2. pussy. Man, he's really good at playing a sleazeball. Justine Joli plays one his more idealisitic employees as a camp counselor. She was a former camp attendee. Kimberly Kane & Steven: Steven tries to con Kim by saying her dad's check bounced. She knew he was fucking with her but she just went along offering an alternative installment plan. Following porn logic, they fuck outside where anyone can see them. Kimberly doesn't have her nipple rings but she carries a big smile while Steven eats her. She returns the favour with a handbanging blowjob. Yes, she looks like she's banging to Megadeth while she's doing it. He spits a couple of loogies in her mouth. I never got what was so appealing about that. It's not like she was going to run out of spit on her own. They fuck in many positions including the squatting mish popularised by Rocco. The two seem to like each other and the cumshot ends up on her belly. A good scene.
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Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/16/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Randy Spears, Leann, Kurt Lockwood, Kris Slater, Cytherea, Nautica Thorn, Tiana Lynn, Pandora Dreams, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: The much awaited sequel... okay that's a lie. This movie's been out for a while. Remember the days when Cytherea didn't always squirt in her scenes? I think I do. Cytherea & Marco: Man, I think I mistook Marco for Mario in my last movie review. I don't know who the hell this guy is. Well anyway, before Marco gets to her, Cytherea shows some tricks with a martini glass. She guzzles the stuff, gargles it around, and all I can do is just smirk. There's this part that I keep replaying where she "brrrrs" before she drinks. Marco seems to have an "I love Fiona" tattoo on the right side of his pelvis. So we get to a usual cytherea scene. Watching her little butt bounce up and down reminds me of a conversation with a colleague where he compared a girl to having the butt of a ten-year old boy. "Wait.... Is that a good thing or a bad thing, you sicko?!" But yeah, cy gets fucked... she pauses to squirt on the camera. Sometimes she'll be dripping while he's fucking her. I feel sorry for the housecleaner.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/16/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Mr. Pete, Lisa Marie, Kris Slater, Christie Lee, Nick Jacobs, Jayna Woods, Randi Wright, Scott Nails, Sammie Rhodes, Marco Banderas
Review brief: Shane's World: College Invasion is about the Shane's World crew crashing college campuses and doing some of the students there. Last time they were in Canada, this time they're sticking close to home in San Diego. Christie Lee, Lisa Marie, and a guy named Marco: Frat party in San Diego. Funny, like in the previous movie I only see white people at the party. Ice cream out of bedpans eating contest. Winner gets a handjob. But that's later Guy who looks like Marco from the Ben Dover movies comes into the scene. Maybe it is him. Christie and Lisa give him a good blowjob in the crowd. I think I've mentioned before that Lisa Marie is a spitting image of a brunette Jenna Elfman. The girls in the frat party audience are shocked while the frat guys are hooting and hollering. The lighting is kind of bad but what do you expect in this clusterfuck environment. Christie retires into the crowd while Marco continues on with Lisa Marie. Lisa looks kind of drunk here. While she gets plowed she blows Mr. Pete who's in the crowd.
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Release date: 10/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/14/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: John West, Cheyne Collins, Devlin Weed, Van Damage, Lee Stone, Gen Padova, Jennifer Luv, Olivia O'Lovely, Talon, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Katrina Kraven
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: My second look at a Guy Capo DVSX movie, I must say that Guy's not satisfied with making the same old shit that pervades porn today. We have Gothsend, First Date (which I haven't seen but understand it to be a spoof of a dating show), and now this, Grudgefuck. Guy must have studied a little psychology because the whole premise of this movie is the transference of anger into sexual heat... or at least it's supposed to be. Katrina Kraven & Lee Stone: Katrina and Lee are a warring couple. They're in the middle of an argument. Katrina's complaining about a bunch of things. Lee is losing his cool yelling back at her. Katrina's acting here is kind of laughable here. Lee is a little more believable pissed. Might be the perceived roid rage. They bitch at each other until Katrina complains that he doesn't fuck her anymore. Lee's eyes bulges in a comical way and then he goes to town. He starts ripping off her clothes and Katrina's resisting him every which way.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Reno, Mick Blue, Renee Pornero, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Sarah Blue, Teagan Presley, Suzie Carina, Liliane Tiger
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: All I can say when I look at the cover girls of Bryan Xin's Truly Nice Ass 7 is... Damn. Suzie Carina & Mick Blue: I know that Suzie has been in a couple of DVSX movies but I'm only familiar with her work in Rocco Meats Suzie. She's a very attractive euro blonde with a great perky body. After a tease sequence against the wall by a window, Mick jumps into the scene. Mick doesn't wait for a blowjob as he goes straight to fucking her doggy. Then a wide angle switch to a standing side fuck from the bottom. Some very strange camera edits around a shallow blowjob. Wide angle standing mish from the bottom to emphasise Suzie's booty before they finally go to a bed where they engage in anal. Suzie's face and body is flushed at this point. Suzie gives a weak attempt at an ATM before Mick puts the schlong into the pussy. They fuck intimately close for a good in reverse spoon while before Mick pulls out and spooges between her butt cheeks.
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Release date: 10/4/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mary Jane, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Leah Marie, Delilah Strong, Brodi, Tyra Banxxx
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Having reviewed Naughty College School Girls 33, the first thing I noticed about this new installment is a mini-premise to each scene. It wasn't much but hey, at least I got the sense that they may actually be college school girls. I got this video because I think Delilah Strong looked great on the cover. Mary Jane & Ben English: Mary Jane is a cute dark skinned girl that may be hispanic or of south asian origin. I'll go with hispanic. Tits could be bigger but I'll take them and those nipple rings. She has a huge tattoo on her back but I can't tell what it is because it doesn't contrast that well against her skin tone. Ben gives her a foot massage which she seems to love. She's shallow with the stick but she crosses her leg over Ben's lap on the couch for an unorthodox oral position. I can hardly understand Ben's instructions to her due to that heavy accent. Sex is pretty standard but MJ is loud and sweaty. We get to see a reverse piledriver on the floor with her back not supported by anything.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Kimberly Franklin, Mr. Pete, Alexis Malone, Ben English, Joachim Kessef, Tiana Lynn, Avy Lee Roth, Nicole Brazzle
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Tyrone Shuz is one of those underrated directors you rarely hear about. I find his shooting style very similar to Johnni Darko in that they both pay attention to the natural lighting in the scene but don't overexpose it like John Leslie does. Tiana Lynn: I've been so impressed with Tiana lately most notably in Teenage Spermaholics 2. She's full figured, she's beautiful, and she really likes what she's doing as exemplified by all the squirting she does. Tiana's had a little bit of controversy with the Hep scare. I thought about that for a while and realised that I already damage my liver quite a bit so I wouldn't hesitate to jump Tiana if I had the chance. That's what Ben English and Mr. Pete set out to do. Starting with giving both men sloppy blowjobs, they engage in every vaginal position possible afterwards. Most impressive sight was a standing mish with Ben and as he lifts her up from the cock she squirts a good load on the camera. Cumshots splatter all over her face. Great scene. Nicole Brazzle: Gee...
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Release date: 7/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/6/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Nina Bonet, Taylor Kross, Melissa Lauren, Jean Val Jean, Britney Jay, Benjamin Brat, Luissa Rosso
Review brief: So we're now at Big Cock Seductions 13. I think this series used to be titled Julian's Big Cock Seductions. I don't even know who Julian is considering I'm not sure if I've ever seen him in a movie. So I guess I'm not missing out on much. Melissa Lauren: Melissa is looking fetching with short slicked back wet hair and her mesh garter set. The soundtrack during her tease sequence is poppy. She gets some dude I 've never seen before. They make out quite a bit. Of course Melissa gives a great blowjob with drool rolling down her chest. She sounds like she's really hungering for the cock. Straight to the point she gives up the butt first and cleans atm. She sounds like she's loving every second of this. Most appealing position was an anal spoon where the guy just grips on her chest tightly. Sudden cumshot hits her eye. Great scene. Surprised at the anal only though. Nina Bonet: A lithe black girl with crimped hair, Nina's chocolaty skin contrasts great with her white outfit.
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Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 11/1/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Sergio, Annika, Reno, Christie Leigh, K.K., Kris Slater, Shayna Knight, Jasmine Rouge, Christie Lee, Joe Friday, Titus Steel, Marcos Leon, Harmony Rose, Shay Lamar, Nicole Brazzle
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: It's been a couple of months since the last edition of Teen Sensations. The cover of this one had me drooling since it had some attractive girls I've never seen before and a recent Canadian favourite. Christie Lee & Reno: Reno's washing the car while Christie helps out. Obviously he literally gets her wet. So they go back indoors to dry off. Cue the porn music guys. I can't really pinpoint why but I really like Christie. She's bouncy bouncy cute and I've never seen her in a bad scene. Her giggles during sex are always a turn on. This scene was no different. She gives a good blowjob. She bounces on the cock and she giggles. That's all I need to write. Behind the scenes shows a gem where she's having a glass of water while still being fucked. [ /image ] --> Shay Lemar & Kris Slater: Last I saw Shay Lemar, she put up a lackluster performance in Gothsend. She's a bad dancer in this scene. Too bad since she's so cute.
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Release date: 8/6/2004
Reviewed on: 10/28/2004
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Monica Sweetheart, Jazmin, Kayla Marie, Kathleen Kruz, Brodi, Keri Sable
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: When I first heard this title, I didn't think it was such a good idea to associate porn with images of victims. Then I saw the box cover with the label "Teenage Girls Stalking Older Guys" and thought... oh okay. The older guys are the victims. Then I have to remind myself not to discriminate that way. It's not like we have a title out there in porn called Sexual Predator. Oh wait. We do. Aww fuck it, I don't know where I was going with this commentary. Let's check out some porn. Keri Sable & Joey Ray: Keri, the cover girl, is a pretty girl but I bet you she would be more attractive if she'd increase her diet by 500 calories a day. One of the lines of the year, "I'm gonna have him eating out of my hand... and my ass". Lighting in this scene is overexposed at certain points with bleaching of the Keri's skin. Maybe it's because she's too pale. Keri's white outfit doesn't help either.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/27/2004
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: McKayla Matthews, Maya Gold, Lani Lei, david crud, grant hamil
Directed by: Bishop
Review brief: My first Smash review, this is a spoof of the series Blind Date. It's one of those shows that you have to stay up really late to watch and even if you did, there was still Conan. Basically the premise of the series was hooking two strangers up. They would go do something during the day, then have dinner, then have some drinks and dance, and if we're lucky, some hot tub action. Sometimes there'd be nookie. Sometimes no. That's what Blind Date Uncensored is about. Since Blind Sex Date is a porn, I'm gonna presume that all of the couples get some at the end. Amanda Roberts & David Crud: Funny. Amanda looks like McKayla Matthews down to the solar belly tattoo. I don't recognise David but he looks like a porn guy with his tattoos. As we get to know more about the participants through reality style interviews, I wonder if these are improvised or if Bishop has a script going.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 10/26/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Brooklyn, Mr. Pete, Sascha, Ben English, Alex Divine, Naudia Rio, Haylee Bang, Taylor Knight, Sammie Rhodes, Luissa Rosso, Nautica Styles
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: My first ZT review, I don't really understand the fantasy aspect of this series. The girls pretend that the guy they're fucking is their daddy. They constantly make reference to "daddy" while having sex. Of course Quasarman makes great pains to explain to the girls that the guy is not really their daddy which lends some unintentional comedy to the interview. Taylor Knight, Brooklyn, and Zenza Raggi: I think Taylor mentions that she's from Colorado but I'm too lazy to rewind and confirm. She has a very cute face with blonde hair but she has implants that unfortunately shows ripples. I dug Brooklyn's looks in Teen Dreams 8. Contrary to her name, she says she's from St. Louis. I prefer Brooklyn but both girls have nice firm asses. Zenza gets to be the Euro daddy. Both girls show about average oral skills not going too deep but the double lick up the shaft is appealing. Sex positions around a red couch were pretty standard with some ptogm thrown in but the girls were vocal.
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Release date: 10/8/2004
Reviewed on: 10/15/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Tomi, Gen Padova, K.K., Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Jasmine Rouge, Arwen
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: Another edition of the Brother's POV, I was looking more forward to this one over the previous one mainly because of the cover girls. They all looked hot. This series is helmed by KK who's a respectable performer from Britain. Kayla Marie: Kayla Marie is a little white skinned hispanic fox with a great ass. The best thing about her besides that ass is her blue eyes. I wonder if they're coloured contacts. Doesn't matter cause all she'll be seeing in this scene is brown. Kayla has a smile and sounds like a squeakier Aurora Snow. KK starts by fingering her on the hotel bed. She sounds similar to Aurora with a dick in her mouth too. Her oral skills are quite good easily going down KK's shaft and giving his balls some loving. The sight of Kayla spread eagled on the bed in mish is lovely. The sight of Kayla's bubble butt in doggy is even lovelier. Her ass also looks great in the RC.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/4/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: George Uhl, Jane Silver [I], Jennifer Luv, Olivia O'Lovely, Christie Leigh, Joe Monti, Jazz Duro, Lani Kaluha, Misty Mason, Brad Baldwin, Christie Lee, Lani Lei, Sativa Rose, Joe Friday, Mili Jay, Darina, Anika Anderson
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Normally, lesbian scenes bore the hell out of me. I'm a heterosexual male. My imagination is very limited. When I see two girls by themselves in a scene, my mind wants to shut down because most porn actresses are not really lesbian and I'm not one either. I thought the whole point of fantasizing about two girls is to be in the middle. This movie is what the fantasy is really about. Lesbian sex interrupted by a cock. Yeah! Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, and Brad Baldwin: Canadian Christie and Mexican-American Sativa are fine exhibits for NAFTA. They can cross my borders any time they want. Christie is wearing black lingerie while Sativa has contrasting whites. They play with each other for a while with toys in the mix. The most striking thing about these two are their hair. Christie's is longer than in her previous film and Sativa's raven black hair.... ohhh who am I kidding. I'm not a hair dresser. Sativa's boobs do the trick. Ten minutes into the scene and these girls are still going strong without a cock.
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Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 10/4/2004
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: A quick & dirty review, I had never checked out a Digital Playground movie before. I picked the wrong movie to do so. This movie features the first(?) three contract girls that DP signed. I figured where else would I get to see Tera, Jesse Jane, and Devon in a movie? Well, I don't think I did cause I slept through most of this crap. I mean I was watching on the couch the first two scenes, woke up near the end, and nothing had changed. Scenery was an island. With respect to Tera's scene, DP must have discovered a Tera outtake they forgot to cash on and decided to splice it into the movie because the setting and footage quality didn't match. The movie was dominated by an overexposed softfocus look and by a soundtrack that played during the sex scene. Sex was bland and the positions were frustrating to the camera. Tera and Devon fucked with condoms. The girls took decent facials but that's the only positive thing I can say about this movie.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, Mark Ashley, Missy Monroe, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Deja Daire, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Christina Agave
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: The first thing I notice about this movie is the box cover. Not only does Missy Monroe look great, her Missy tattoo is airbrushed from her butt. The premise of this movie are creampie finishes in both the butt and the pussy. Needless to say every scene featured a DP. Missy Monroe: Missy is wearing the same white ensemble from Gang Bang 3. Brian Surewood & Mark Ashley join her. She bobs her head on the blowjobs like Animal the Muppet. Strands of drool cover her chest. Ashley shoves an ice cube in her ass and pussy. It must've melt quickly cause water is just dripping out while she convulses from the cold. Hmmmn. I have a conspiracy theory in my head now. Needless to say she later squirts. Many vaginal positions before Missy gives up the butt. Ashley shoves another ice cube in her butt before he pounds it. Eventually there's several DPs including a standing one. Creampie finish in both ends. Great scene. Gia Paloma: Italian looking girl (olive skin dark hair) with great breasts.
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Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 9/30/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mr. Pete, Jennifer Luv, Alex Rox, Ben English, Gia Jordan, Soma, Lena Juliett, Sativa Rose, Cole Conners
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: Well, I could be watching the presidential debate right now but I decided to watch some affirmative action porn. Normally, I'm not a big fan of ethnic lines especially the ethnic female lines. The reason why is not because I'm racist (even though I probably am). It's just we're talking about minorities and the availability of hot women that fit an ethnic criteria in the porn pool may be lacking when considered with the rest of the world. You may have a couple of hot ethnic women in porn but a lot of titles have to dig down deep to fulfill this quota which weakens a movie. But I decided on getting this movie because a brief cursory look at the cover indicates a lot of hot hispanic women. Well, we are talking about California here. Sativa Rose & Mr. Pete: Sativa Rose's boobs are shaped so perfect that it makes you wonder if silicone implants are still done in Mexico. When Mr. Pete slaps them they move like natural breasts should. Sativa gives a good blowjob with her drool just rolling down Pete's nutsack.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 9/28/2004
Studio: Northstar Associates
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Kid Jamaica, Domineko, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, L.T., Kayla Marie, Heather Gables, Dillan Lauren, Nicki Hunter, Monick
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Well, I've been watching a lot of interracial flicks lately. I don't really have a preference for it. I just look to see the chick is hot and she's paired up with a good male performer. Everything else is pretty inconsequential in my porn world. This movie is actually titled Peter North's White Chicks Gettin Black Balled. Well, last time I checked, Peter didn't have black balls... and he didn't direct this movie (Craven Morehead). Either he is the producer or those white chicks are his. I don't get the point of branding his name on this series from a marketing standpoint. Nicki Hunter: Nicki is joined by Sledgehammer and some guy. Nicki reminds me of a bleached blonde Sophie Evans with fake boobies. It's mostly in the eyes and mouth. She licks the unknown guy up and down his chest which is something different. She must really have a hankering for chocolate. I notice that the lighting in this scene is inadequate. She has great oral skills going all the way down to the base easily.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Violet, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Page Turner, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Tone Capone, Madison Monroe, Lefty Larue, Paige Turner, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: David Luger is one of the most underrated directors in porn. The thing I like about his gonzo movies is that he interacts with the girl and usually prods them to reveal their "perky" personalities. Simple premise: Teens doing black men. I'm happy to report that this RLD movie does not have a watermark. Missy Monroe: Dave interviews Missy while she fondles through her daisy dukes. I've said so much about Missy in the past. I'll talk some more. Missy has a tattoo of her name on the butt. I wonder if Missy is short for her real name like Melissa or Marissa. Wouldn't it be funny if her name was actually something like Barbara and she tried to explain her tattoo to a lover outside porn? Missy doesn't waste anytime taking two black dicks for a ride. There must be a new trend in Missy movies because she squirts in this scene just like she did in Teenage Spermaholics 2. She douses the camera lens and then licks it which was hot. Standard hot Missy scene with anal thrown in along with a DP.
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Release date: 8/26/2004
Reviewed on: 9/26/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Jack Lawrence, Leah Luv, Nadia Styles, Madison Monroe
Review brief: I'm offended that the Shane's World crew shot a movie in Houston without giving Dick Fittswell or me a ring. Just kidding. It was cool recognising certain sites that the crew cruises through. This time the gang is checking out a swinger's club called Radiance at the invite of the owner. I have no idea where this club is located. I guess porn isn't too far removed from swinging other than the fact that you don't have to already have a partner Nadia Style & Jack Lawrence: The intro scene has Nadia doing Jack in their hotel room. After watching several recent SW movies, I recognise a formula. Nadia's scene here is similar to her intro scene in College Invasion 4. Still, she's an energetic fuck and behaves like she's ticklish down in the nether regions. Other than fingering her butt, this was a standard one-on-one Nadia scene which makes it pretty good. Madison Monroe & Jerry: Madison is an adorable brownish haired girl with a roundish face and beautiful green eyes. Madison & get taken on a tour of the owner's home. Some yoga first.
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Release date: 3/25/2004
Reviewed on: 9/23/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brian Surewood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Estella, Anthony Hardwood, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Tony Sexton, Christie Lee, Essy Moore, Mya Mason, Kelly Kline
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Just from watching the beginning of this movie and the BTS, William H sure pimps himself out. The "AVN-award winning director" thing gets pointed out from time to time. Already I get annoyed with the constant feedback from the megaphone that William carries. Looks like the plot is a day in the life of H's directing duties. Gia Jordan plays his assistant. Kayla Marie: Kayla Marie is a cute white-skinned hispanic girl with a great ass that I've seen in many movies the past year. The way she sucks dick reminds me of Aurora Snow with the breaths she takes in between plunges. I guess this was only a blowjob scene with 3 guys. Strange moody lighting like we're in a sleazy motel. Kayla is really good at what she does. Cumshots glaze her face. Hence the theme of the movie. I would have liked to have seen Kayla fucked. What a waste of that hot piece of ass. Christie Lee: Christie is an adorable blonde canadian girl that I dig. I just like the way she smiles. She's munching on a lollypop and wearing cherry panties.
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Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/22/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: My first look at Mike John's third RLD series; my theory is that it will feature hot young chicks that like to eat sperm. Cover shot of Teagan is incredible. From the first frames of this movie, I can notice the lack of RLD watermark which is a good thing. I don't think I've ever seen a Mike John movie with that damn watermark so it may just be him that's not stamping it. Missy Monroe: In an amusing bit, Mike plays the role of Missy's boyfriend who is dropping her off at her porn shoot. He's a little worried thinking that Missy will leave him for a girl since he thinks she does only g-g. Missy flatly denies that she is a lesbian. Meanwhile, Everhard, Stefano, Strong and some black guy are making fun of Mike not knowing any better. When the couple arrives, the guys disappear. Once Mike leaves, we find out Missy's gonna do a mini-gangbang. Well after seeing many Missy movies, her blowjob technique can be summarily described as the self-gagging variety.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 9/17/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mary Jane, Melissa Lauren, Sativa Rose, Teagan Presley, Heather Gables, Keri Sable, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Another quick & dirty review. Joey Silvera's Service Animals series has gotten better and better with every passing installment. The thing to always expect from a Service Animal movie is rough hard sex with an emphasis on gagfucking, slapping, and butt sex. Teagan is paired up with Heather Gables. Every Joey movie with Heather has her taking much abuse. If there's not enough, then Heather will choke and slap herself silly. Teagan is pretty leniant on Heather not slapping her very hard like Sativa Rose did in Hellcats 3. I liked the scene because both girls get it hard from the guys. Melissa Lauren plays the requisite Joey girl scout part trying to sell her cookies at a police station. Her screams and admonitions in not being fucked hard enough in that french accent... Goddamn... Intense scene with hard anal and DPs. Fucking excellent Mary Jane, a new girl that may be hispanic or asian, has a great scene interracial style. However she does not give up the butt. The great scenes continues with Katja Kassin and three guys. She gets plugged DP and looks great taking it.
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Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Dale Dabone, Domineko, Jazmin, Mark Ashley, Kathleen Kruz, Tone Capone, Smokie Flame, Seth Dickens, Stacy Thorn, Kelly Kline
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