morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 15)
Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/12/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Yvonne, Rocco Siffredi, Kevin Long, Tanja, Lady, Roly Reeves, Mandy May, Chiara, Kerol, Niky, J.J.
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick & dirty review from memory. This was a great DVD. I liked it much better than Rocco Meats Suzie simply because the quality of women was superiour. All the girls were attractive in a unique way. Rocco was also involved in every scene one way or the other and the non-Rocco performed scene was very solid. Yvonne the Princess is the star of this movie but I couldn't figure out why she is nicknamed that other than that's she has on a tiara and looks absolutely beautiful with braids. She is basically featured in the second half of this movie. The best scene was the first scene with a blonde czech named Niky that Rocco just tears into pushing her to her limits without overdoing it. There was another girl in the scene that ended up being deeply intimidated by Rocco and Niky's antics. Extras featured additional footage of Yvonne. This one is a winner.
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Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 9/6/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Smokie Flame, Veronica Lynn, Tory Freeland, Carie Sable, Tory Lane
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: This latest installation of the Teen Dreams series was eagerly anticipated. Teen Dreams 7 was a knockout that I wasn't sure if number 8 could measure up to its predecessor. The front cover girl, Carie Sable, had been hyped by a couple of friends of mine but I was actually looking forward to seeing Smokie Flame again. Carie Sable: Cari is a very thin blonde girl with haunting eyes. She looks like she can use an extra cheeseburger a week but she's still very pretty. She's from Brooklyn, New York, been in porn for only a week, and only gives up the butt in her personal life. Chris Charming joins her for the nasty. Chris stands on a chair for a standing blowjob. Kind of goofy. Cari's better than average with the blowjob going as deep as she can at times but giving no eye contact to Chris. They fuck in a couple of positions on the bed. Then they resort to standing and fucking while she braces against the wall, mirror, etc. The camera positions for these angles were excellent. Cari takes a facial at the end.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 9/6/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Tony Tedeschi, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Julian St. Jox, Erik Everhard, Claudio Meloni, Romeo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Chris Evans, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Dick Delaware, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Mark Zane, Peter Shaft, Buster Good, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John, Vince Vouyer
Review brief: RLD's Gangbang 3 finally comes out after more than a year of waiting by the fans. Originally names like Selena Silver and Taylor Rain were thrown her around as possible RLD Gangbang girls but a number of circumstances doomed that potential. After much speculation, Roxy Jezel and Missy get the honours. If you want something done the right way, sometimes you just gotta wait. Premise is real simple. Twelve guys one girl. There's only so many holes to share before the guys must think of creative ways to adapt. Roxy Jezel: The movie starts off with interviews of guys confirming that they fucked Roxy before and that she was great. Roxy does a caricature of herself having sex. Roxy, 21, is a short cute half english half asian girl. She has a tremendous tiny ass. Listening to her talk is a blast since she has a heavy English accent. Funny to hear the interviewer admire her nails out of all things. The setting is in this incredible loft. Roxy teases the viewer a bit against the indoor brick wall that's seen on the cover of the DVD.
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Release date: 7/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/5/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Randy Spears, Sergio, Dale Dabone, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joey Ray, Monica Sweetheart, Alexis Malone, Sascha, Steve Hooper, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Audrey Hollander, Randi Wright, Britney Jay, Smokie Flame, Vanilla Skye, Kayden, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: The silver edition of the Barely Legal series. I took one look at the cast and knew I wanted this dvd. However, once I got the dvd I realised that a lot of the girls that I had wanted to watch this dvd for, Belladonna, Cytherea, Monica Sweetheart, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Malone, and Kayla Marie, weren't in the actual movie but included as all girl orgy extra to commemorate #50. The basic premise of Barely Legal is a person reading a letter off describing situational vignettes. Randi Wright & Randy Spears: Randi is a very slim brunette with good perky tits. I had liked her personality in College Invasion 4. Randy is a friend of her parents who have entrusted him to take care of Randi since they travel so much. It's morning and Randy is calling Randi out of bed so that she can go to school. Randi figures that since she turned 18, it's okay for her to seduce him now. Randy doesn't really buy into this reasoning but he takes the bait. Wright looks incredible without the blonde highlights.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Rick Masters, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Loni, Reno, Katie Morgan, Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Lani Kaluha, Lani Lei, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Joe Friday
Review brief: I believe this is Joe Friday's first movie as a director. What I notice right away from the box cover is the all-american cast since DVSX movies tend to mix european performers with americans. Let's see how well he is able to do with what he's got. The theme of the movie of course is girls in uniforms. Sativa Rose & Joe Friday: Sativa's a hotel maid that's cleaning a hotel room. She notices the gun and the handcuffs on the chair but she doesn't realise that Joe's still in the shower. When she does, what does she do? She starts masturbating. Joe comes out and realises this is his lucky day. I liked Sativa in Service Animals 17. Very fine hispanic girl with unbelievable natural tits and thick luscious lips. Sativa has good knob-gobbling skills. I never noticed this before but Joe has a a tattoo of Marvin the Martian on his left arm. They fuck in a number of positions. Cumshot on the tongue.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Page Turner, Jane Silver [I], Gen Padova, Aspen Stevens, Sarah Dark, Natali Light, Paige Turner
Review brief: Jungle Love 3 is the latest installment of DVSX's interracial line. Some people get off specifically on black guys doing white girls. Many theories have tried to explain this phenomenon from degradation to just liking the colour contrast. I don't quite understand the degradation theory because I don't see what's so degrading about doing a white girl... err I mean doing a black man... wait. no. ummn I got lost somewhere there. I mean I don't see what's so fucking degrading about a white woman doing a black guy. As for the colour contrast idea, this isn't hockey. I can spot the schlong just fine. The other hot topic about interracial porn of course the idea that you can't do a job because of race. It offends me to think this kind of shit is actually rewarded sometimes. Obviously none of the people in this video have this problem. Jane Silver, Natali Light, and KK: So I was looking at the cover thinking I was going to see Jane Darling. Oops wrong person. Do the Euros have limited amount of names to use.
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Release date: 12/28/2003
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Randy West, Mandy Bright, Alexis Malone, Melody Sweet, Nautica Thorn
Review brief: A quick & dirty compilation review. I didn't realise Please Cum Inside Me was a compilation series with scenes taken mostly from Randy West's Up & Cummers series. Supposedly the creampie finish is to cover up Randy's weak dribbles due to his advancing age. Maybe he should hang it up now that he doesn't seem to be keeping himself in the same shape. I got the movie based on the box covers since they're all girls that I like. Melody Sweet & Trent Tesero from U&C 111 Alexis Malone & Randy West from U&C 112 Mandy Bright & Randy from U&C 113 Nautica Thorn & Chris Toms from U&C 116 Overall, I think the movie was good. Melody scene was nice. Alexis' was highlighted by some peeing at the beginning. Mandy gave up the butt but went with a vaginal creampie. Nautica Thorn's scene was interesting in that she fingered her ass during the tease when she doesn't do anal in movies. I didn't have any preference between the scenes.
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Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Channone, Marilyn Martyn, Caressa Savage, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Vanessa Chase, Sunset Thomas, Rocco Siffredi, Ron Jeremy, Jon Dough, Eden, Guy DiSilva, Kelly Trump, Elone Disere
Review brief: A VCA Classic on DVD, I wanted this dvd for one reason only. Her name is Vanessa Chase. I had remembered seeing clips of Rocco doing Vanessa Chase in a white background and that was all I needed to know about this movie. This movie is set in the far far future not in a galaxy far far away. Contestants are plucked from time machines and put on a tv game where they get their butts plundered. Okay. All the scenes have anal. The video camera for the game show is an eyeball voiced by Beavis & Butthead wannabes. Eden, Rocco, and some dude: Eden is a prude plucked from the 1700s and is going to have sex with Rocco and some dude. I don't what it is about Rocco but she's already working him. The sex is very spastic. Eden reminds me of Shay Sweet. She has fake tits. I'm not a big fan of the girls from the mid 90s. Anal and then a DP. The futuristic porn music is grating. Rocco blows the other guy out of the water in terms of performance. That's why he's Rocco and the other guy is some no-name that I don't recognise.
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Release date: 5/10/2004
Reviewed on: 8/30/2004
Studio: Seymore Butts
Starring: Tiffany Towers, Mark Davis, Yvonne, Vanessa Chase, Shane, Catalina, Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Originally I had planned this to be a quick & dirty review of a compilation but upon viewing the movie, it turned out not to be the case. The Wacky Adventures of Seymore & Shane seemed like a repackage of two entire movies. I went and looked around the net to try to match the scenes up because the dvd doesn't tell you. I finally deduced Disc 1 to be Seymore and Shane on the Loose and Disc 2 to be Seymore and Shane Playing with Fire. As for my overall impressions of this repackaging, and I must say it was disingeneous two repackage two movies without labeling them as such, Seymore has chosen two classics. I had never seen the originals since I was in high school at the time and I didn't watch porn for obvious reasons. It's only been a decade but how young some of the actors look compared to now is shocking. People like Mark Davis and Seymour himself. About the only person that looks like she hasn't aged one bit is Shane but that's because she looked older than she actually was.
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Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 8/29/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Damian, Aurora Snow, Jezebelle Bond, Hannah Harper, Brittney Skye, Lisa Marie, Justine Joli, Sally Sinful
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: I originally wrote a longer review revealing plot points and such but it got lost. So this is a defacto quick & dirty review from memory. Steven St. Croix is a lawyer and is an asshole. Two things that hits close to home. He cheats on his wife with many women, makes life a living hell for his coworkers, and refuses to give his wife a divorce despite her knowing his adulteries because... he actually might love her in a sick way. You just can't help but root for the guy. Steven St. Croix & Aurora Snow: Steven just had a long day of power games with Evan Stone. How does he relieve his stress? By visiting one of his mistresses. Aurora as always looks great and a complete sexual dynamo. She controls this scene but the lighting is an artistic overexposed window lighting with a bluish tone that annoys the hell out of me. I'd rather see Aurora in realistic colour. Scene ends in a facial. She tells him she loves him. You don't tell that to a power hungry lawyer without giving up the butt! Steven St.
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Release date: 7/28/2004
Reviewed on: 8/28/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Mr. Pete, Cailey Taylor, Eva Angelina, Jayna Woods, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, T.J. Cox, Jess, Jerry Kovak
Review brief: Shane's World: College Invasion is about the Shane's World crew crashing college campuses and doing some of the students there. I am a big fan of Eva Angelina and Nadia Styles so I decided to check this one out. Besides, they invaded Canada in this one. Nadia Styles & Mr. Pete: Nadia and Mr. Pete need to take Angelina out to the airport. Pete recklessly drives on the highway while Nadia attempts to give him a blowjob. They drop Angelina off and go home to fuck. Too bad Angelina missed her flight cause she needs them to pick her up again but they're too busy fucking at home now to answer her call. This was a wild sex scene. Nadia has good oral skills while Mr. Pete is pretty rough with her with the slaps. Nadia's hair is mostly black with some blonde highlights. I preferred her with brown hair. She's a screamer while they do it in a number of vaginal positions ending with a facial.
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Release date: 7/17/2004
Reviewed on: 8/28/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Daisy, Erik Everhard, Charisma, August, Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Ramona Luv, Candice Jackson, Rio Mariah, Kaylani Lei, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Jayna Oso, Shy Love, Kathleen Kruz, Nadia Styles, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. Groupie love is an interactive video with a number of girls. Young Buck, 50 cent, and Lloyd Banks would intro each scenario and then leave the rest to the ladies. There's two angles to this movie. One a POV view and the other a third perspective view. Most of the time the POV angle was the better one but every cumshot was better viewed in the 3rd person because you could see where it landed. Hummer Limo: Candace Jackson (naughty) and Kathleen Kruz (nice). I prefered Kathleen cause she's cuter. You can either get a handjob or blowjob from one girl or a blowjob from both. Best cumshot was choosing the double blowjob where you finish off in Kathleen's mouth and let it drip out. House Party: Kaylani Lei (nice) and Monica Sweetheart (naughty). I preferred Kaylani. You can do it in the mish, doggy, or cowgirl with either girls. The Lab: The Lab is the rappers studio. You get Daisy (naughty) or Lacey (nice). I preferred Daisy's looks.
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Release date: 8/5/2004
Reviewed on: 8/26/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jezebelle Bond, Chloe Dior, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Gia Jordan, Joe Friday, Makayla Cox, Shay Lamar, Master Liam, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Guy Capo's first movie with DVSX, Gothsend is for the goth fetishist amongst us. Now my opinion about the goth lifestyle is closely mirrored by Saturday Night Live. When I was in high school, there was the goth clique which every other group dismissed as drug users. Hell, I didn't want to be mixed up as a goth. Then college came and my impressions of goth were through sorry ass local industrial bands like Bozo Porno Circus and used ugly girls dressed up in goth attire to cover up their atrocious musical talents. Goth band member by night, balding office mail boy by day. What kills me is listening to thirty year olds brag about having sex in cemetaries. I wonder if they used embalming fluid as a lubricant. They've been watching too many schlock horror movies when they should've been watching the Evil Dead series. So I think the goth fetish is borderline necrophelia.
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Release date: 6/30/2004
Reviewed on: 8/23/2004
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Haley, Scott Lyons, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Kurt Lockwood, Charlie Laine, Lili Thai, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren, Haley Paige
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: My second Innocence review. From what I've figured out about this series, the sex happens in an empty white space background putting the focus on the performers. The girls are usually presented in the best possible manner, many times the best I had ever seen them. The surprising thing about this series is that there's actually some good hard sex in some of the scenes. Kimberly Kane: Kimberly walks into the scene with a confident stride. She says she feels so good. She looks damn good. She's an attractive blonde with a good body on her. Both of her nipples are pierced. Her most striking feature is her lips when they sneer. There's an annoying dog howling soundtrack during the tease portion. Some Owen Wilson wannabe joins her. Thankfully the howling stopped. Owen eats and fingers her for a good while until her pussy is nice and damp. She demonstrates very good oral skills showing the balls some loving too. The guy makes her hold her breath on his cock a couple of times. They have sex in a number of vaginal position.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 8/22/2004
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: April Rayne, Paige, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Styles, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: I got this movie mostly for Nadia Styles. I had enjoyed her performance in Teen Dreams 7 and Shane's World: Surfer Girls. There's something about the girl that I dig. Nadia Styles & Kurt Lockwood: Nadia crawls across a long dining table to get to Kurt Lockwood. She reminds me of Serena South with her hair and skin tone. She has bigger boobs than Serena but doesn't have that ass nor her sparkly eyes. Nadia gives a good intense blowjob gagging at times. She has quite a playful personality which I enjoy. She's a screamer. Kurt slaps her in lots of her places from the thigh, the boob, the face, the butt; I don't think he left anything out. He grips her neck when he fucks her mish but it doesn't look like it's choking. Nipple tweaking, hair pulling, kurt does everything except for the butt. She's a bouncy little girl in the RC. Best camera position is underneath her leaning over a table getting fucked doggy with her floppy tits bouncing around.
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Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 8/19/2004
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Dale Dabone, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Joey Ray, Barrett Blade, Dani Woodward, Teagan Presley, Larissa Fox, Jason Jewell, Heather Hunt
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Simon Wolf is a controversial company that has had some questionable hiring policies. Well, I don't really question them on who they hire but I know others do based on ethical reasons. I shyed away from their movies before not because of this controversy but more because I could never find the right combination of girls on the box cover and in my gonzo world that's important. The idea of having Teagan and Dani Woodward in the same movie had me scrambling though. Teagan: Teagan as usual is beautiful. Her blowjobs are better than in some of the movies I've reviewed from her so I'm going to assume this is a later scene from her short career. The white background is kind of dull. It's not one of those artsy empty space background. It's just a white room with a white tiles. Guy who I don't recognise looks like a really greasy Matt Leblanc. The trouble of reviewing a new company sometimes. They have sex on a covered chair. Teagan's feeling it and looking sexy. Her yelps are arousing.
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Release date: 7/17/2004
Reviewed on: 8/19/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Melanie Jagger, Ben English, Nautica Thorn, Lee Ann, Luccia, Pandora Dreams
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz, Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Super Naturals is Digital Sin's ode to the natural big cup. I appreciate natural boobs over the fake ones. I prefer bigger ones over small ones but the preference isn't as strong. Therefore I prefer natural small boobs over big fake boobs. But it stops being logical when I prefer small fake boobs over big fake ones. Hmmmn... But when you have big and natural together, it's the best of both worlds. Each scene starts with a teasing portion over a hard rock soundtrack and then into the sex. The interviews are all shoved in Behind the Scenes. Melanie Jagger & Michael Stefano: Melanie's a thick girl with pierced 34C breasts. I've seen her before in a number of Anabolic & RLD movies. She's sporting red hair in this scene. She's a ball muncher to go along with giving some good head. Stefano and her seem to dig each other in that they kiss a couple of times during the sex. Melanie looks really naughty in anticipation in giving up the butt. She's really thorough in cleaning up with the ATM.
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Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 8/18/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Ursula Moore, David Perry, Silvia Saint, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Kate More, Leslie Taylor, Laura Angel, Sophie Evans, Franco Roccaforte, Joe Lemon
Review brief: This is a quick and dirty compilation review. Kate More is a beautiful Dutch woman. Thin with perky breasts, she has a beautiful face with raven black hair. She is Amanda from the Amanda's Diary series. I've never seen any of her Private movies but figured this was as good a place to start. Okay, I want to clear one thing up due to the confusion in the forums. This movie is advertised at 1 hour and 50 minutes... and it is. Most Private Life ofs range from 110-130 minutes. However, that is the length of the movie. The movie itself is an interview with the actress retrospectively looking back on her career. The second dvd and all the other scenes are considered extras! The actual movie includes scenes from: Amanda's Diary 1 (Monic, Ursala Moore, Andrew Youngman, Joe Lemon) Hells Belles (Laura Angel & George) Call Girl (David Perry) Call Girl (David Perry & Silvia Saint) Fashion (Franco Roccaforte & Sophie Evans) Fashion (Mercedes, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor) Kate has good blowjob skills that she displays in every scene.
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Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 8/18/2004
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Jassie, Kurt Lockwood, Tanya James, Lauren Phoenix, Bella Starr, Jack Lawrence, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: Well, emboldened by my review of a feature last week, I've decided to try on an artsy fartsy review. When I look at Ninn Worx covers, I automatically think of Andrew Blake who defined the soft feature movies that focus on the women's beauty rather than the sex. Now I'm not normally into these types of movies and my reviews are far from being wicked prose, but I need to have something to show to a girl on the first date before I attempt to indoctrine her on the ways of the Animal Trainer. Besides, this movie has Teagan and Lauren Phoenix in it. Jassie: Well Jassie, who I reviewed in Ring Sluts, looks beautiful. Maybe it's the makeup or editing but you can't see any of her freckles which made her so cute. She's diddling herself on a red couch against an empty white space backdrop. Why do people automatically equate white space background with being artsy? Is fucking in purgatory erotic? Or is it suppose the represent the innocence theme of this movie. The erotic mood is blown when I see two major cumstains on the red felt couch.
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Release date: 7/20/2004
Reviewed on: 8/17/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Mark Ashley, Chanel Chavez, Marie Luv, Vanilla Skye, Heather Hunt, Kayden
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: I got this movie cause of two words: Vanilla Skye. I saw this babe at Erotica LA 2004 and froze at how fine she looked. Teen Tryouts offer a bevy of girls that I've never seen before. Marie Luv & Mark Davis: Marie, the cover girl, is a very fine black woman that may have some hispanic blood in her. She reminds me of Tatyana Lewis from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. She has a thin body with perky tits, long legs, and a good solid ass. Oh and she has a gap tooth Dr. Dre would love. Mark shows Marie's toes some loving for the foot fetish in us. Marie's blowjob goes deep. Mark gags her a couple of times causing her to shed some tears. Her moans are deep and gradual. Damn that's a nice chocolate ass. They do it in a number of positions around a tacky yellow orange leather couch. If porn is as fake as pro wrestling, Marie would have what wrestling fans call ring psychology knowing how to pace herself with her reactions. In a surprise to me at least knowing that there is an anal teen tryouts series, Marie gives up the butt.
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Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/16/2004
Studio: Cherry Boxxx
Starring: John West, Cheyne Collins, Jassie, Aria, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Crystal Ray, Lauren Phoenix, Matt Bixel, Kelli Jennsen, Jack Spade
Directed by: Dale Jordan, Rick Davis
Review brief: This year in AEE 2004, I saw this huge octagon shaped booth that was manned by a company I had never heard of before. Cherry Boxxx. I enjoyed the bevy of girls that were available to sign but I couldn't tell the distinction that this new company was going to set out for itself. So I checked out this title and figured this would be interesting. I love boxing and I love women. Ironically, I hate women's boxing; not for the idea but for the lack of quality. The premise of this movie is girls having sex in a boxing ring and that's it. The girls on the cover, however are hot, so... Jassie: Jassie is a very cute half-asian that needs to eat more. The thing I dig about her most is her freckles. She steps in the ring. Right away I notice the lighting makes the scenery and Jassie seem bleached. She teases us for a bit before she is joined by some skinhead. I've seen this guy before in a Barely Legal movie with Jassie so I'm guessing it's her ex-boyfriend.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 8/15/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Sally Rodeo, Teagan Presley, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: So the main highlight of this movie is Teagan's first ever scene. I had no idea who she was when I first met her at AEE 2004 but I kept coming back to see her because she was so friendly and I liked listening to her voice. I'm so easy. AEE is also the scene where I got my well documented kiss from the very lovely Cris Taliana, squeaked hello to the french beauty Melissa Lauren, and gazed upon the classy bespectacled Eva Angelina. This dvd can only remind me of good times. Warning: for those who don't like watermarks there's a small watermark on the bottom right screen at all times. Teagan & Joel Lawrence: David Luger catches Teagan walking around outdoors. She's 18.5 at the time of this scene which was shot. She's wearing a nice black bikini ensemble and a cute baseball cap. She first had sex when she was 17 and she's never tasted her pussy juice before so Dave makes her do it.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 8/14/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Mariah, Ember, Bunny Luv, Jezaree, Robbie James, Devan Sapphire, Cherry Rain, Herschel Savage, Monica Mayhem, Sabrine Maui, Ashley Blue, Cailey Taylor, Justine Joli, Judy Star
Review brief: A quick and dirty compilation review, Bunny Luv is touted as the original Barely Legal girl. It's sort of true, I remember that she was in the first edition of Barely Legal. She's a beautiful girl with distinctive eyes, lips, and that rack. That rack had me repeating bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny for a while. I first saw Bunny as an ALS girl (Bonnie). Then she popped up quite frequently in the Hustler movies which was a sort of disappointment to me. I hear she's changed her stage name to Celeste (another disappointment) and is now working as a makeup artist.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 8/14/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Tony T., Marty Romano, Kelle Marie, Dominica Leoni, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Avy Scott, Alex Rox, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Dick Smothers Jr., Bella Starr, Andrew Andretti, Victoria Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: This is a first on so many levels. This is the first American-based Private movie that I am aware of. This is the review I've written where I will have judge the plot. This also the first American feature I've seen since 1995. Cadillac Highway has been hyped up for almost a year now. Avy Scott wants to be a rock star so she heads out to LA. What's the last big band that's come out of LA?! I can only think of Jane's Addiction and Guns'n'Roses. That's like twenty years ago! Her conscience is in the form of Elvis who pops up to advise her on matters. Kelle Marie & Bella Starr: Avy is staying in LA with her mom's cousin, Ron Jeremy, which I guess makes him her cousin too but she calls him her uncle. When she first arrives to his mansion, she stumbles upon his porn production. Ron tries to shelter her from seeing this and sends her to her room upstairs. Elvis pops up while's she's doing her makeup and basically tells her to smell the lube and not ignore the cues. Kelle and Bella are both beautiful lithe blondes.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 8/14/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Philippe Dean, Yasmine, Nacho Vidal, Alain Deloin, Sophie Evans, Franco Roccaforte, Rita Faltoyano, Ian Scott, Loureen Kiss, Max Cortes, Mia Stone, Toni Ribas, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Bibian Norai
Review brief: A quick and dirty compilation review, Mia Stone is a breathtaking 23 yr old Hungarian with great breasts, sparkling blue eyes, and a distinctive mole on the right side of her face. She has been a feature model in prominent internet websites such as 1byday and alsscans. This is the first "Private Story of" dvd that I am aware of. Probably because Private doesn't have enough scenes with Mia Stone to do a 2 dvd "Private Life of". The 8 scenes included are: Casting X Superfuckers (w/ Yasmine & Silvia) Exotic Illusions (w/ Loureen Kiss) Lust Tango in Paris (w/ Mandy) Faust (3 scenes) (w/ Mandy Bright, Sophie Evans, Jazmin, Rita Faltoyano, and Bibian Noral) Exclusive POV scene Interspersed between each scene there is an interview segment discussing her career. Her english voice sounds a lot different then when she's speaking her native hungarian during the Casting X scene. It's not dubbing as far as I can tell. She seems very nervous and tense with Woodman and responds to many of his questions with "What?!" Hehehe.
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