morbidthoughts has reviewed 392 adult movies from top porn studios Red Light District, Platinum X Pictures, DVSX, Evil Angel, and more movie producers . morbidthoughts' reviews cover scenes directed by Mike John, Brandon Iron, David Luger, Jake Malone, featuring some of porn's top stars like Sativa Rose, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, and Hillary Scott.
morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392)
Release date: 10/29/2009
Reviewed on: 12/14/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Brooke Lee Adams, Marco Banderas, Faye Reagan, Angelina Armani, London Keyes, Giselle Ibiza
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: The premise of the dvd is to feature some of the newer performers in the industry. Scenes are prefaced by a tease sequence, and the tease, including solo masturbation, is sometimes shot in a different environment than the conventional sex scene.
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Release date: 11/26/2008
Reviewed on: 1/22/2009
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., Sascha, Steven French, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Dakoda Brookes, Jordan Star, Natalie Norton, Eden Adams, Kiki Vidis, Amai Liu, Tanner Mayes, Lilly Lovely, Aaron Wilcox
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: I haven't watched an Anabolic movie since the infamous exodus of performers and directors to Red Light District around 2003. Back when I was watching Anabolic, I got used to its raw gritty feel where every scene seemed to have wall-to-wall sex in some empty storage room in some office or warehouse (with a mattress of course) or in the standard sleazy motel room. Five years later, I am kind of shocked at the difference.
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Release date: 11/20/2007
Reviewed on: 11/23/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Amy Fisher, Louis Bellera
Directed by: Louis Bellera
Review brief: Well I don't remember what Amy looked like as a 16 yr old, but as a thirtysomething yr old housewife, she looks like Catherine Keener from the 40 Year Old Virgin. She has implants proportionate to her body, scars under her breasts to match, and a tattoo on her navel. The footage extends beyond an hour as Amy behaves like any other porn star. There are some masturbation scenes, some blowjob scenes, and a pair of sex scenes with her ex-husband, Louis Bellera. He looks like he's 25 yrs older than her but is in good stocky shape. I guess she has a thing for older italian guys. The sex scenes are tripoded although there is a POV bj section. The video quality is actually decent reminding me of 90s gonzo porn quality. These two of course aren't professionals in playing to the camera so I got somewhat bored after a couple of minutes of their grunting and grinding.
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Release date: 8/15/2007
Reviewed on: 8/22/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Sable Simms, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Cody Lane, Paulina James, Bobbi Starr, Audrey Elson
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another example of why Mike John is the best (first) pov director in porn today. This is a raw video in that Mike just gets hot girls in a hotel room, get them comfortable, and have them punch out good to great scenes..
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Release date: 1/31/2007
Reviewed on: 8/18/2007
Studio: Sex Z Pictures
Starring: Kurt Lockwood, Samantha Ryan, Charlotte Stokely, Riley Mason, Aaliyah Jolie, Alexa Lynn, Presley Maddox
Directed by: Kurt Lockwood
Review brief: Well, as Kurt Lockwood states in the behind the scenes, this is a parody of Lords of Dogtown, the skater movie. Except it's not much of a parody in that there's not much of a plot. The movie is basically a gonzo with Kurt playing the role of some skateboard hero literally bumping into his groupies as it sets up the sex scenes.
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Release date: 5/22/2007
Reviewed on: 6/6/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mia Bangg, Keeani Lei, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Lorelei Lee, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Lindsey Meadows, Paulina James
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Probably the best gonzo I've seen this year (so far). What I like about the Semen Sipper series is that Mike mixes and matches his scenes as opposed to something like No Cum Dodging Allowed where he overloads the viewers' libido. Every performer in this movie seem to enjoy fucking each other with the one exception being Amy Reid. This exception keeps me from giving this movie a perfect rating.
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Release date: 3/5/2007
Reviewed on: 5/15/2007
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Dallas (ambiguous), Nicholas Taylor, Summer Long, Jordan Ashley, Pike Nelson, Jeremy Holmes, Tiffani, Kimberly Wood, Ashlynn Brooke, Jade Leshay, Alec Trerlian, Jarrod Steed
Directed by: Eli Thomas
Review brief: A pleasant movie featuring an east coast cast. Eli Thomas, the director, runs Alternative Modeling and I believe every girl is with his agency. Four of the five girls are also featured in RLD's On the Road: South Beach 2 but Naughty Amateurs 2 is the better movie to get.
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Release date: 6/12/2006
Reviewed on: 5/7/2007
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Chanel Chavez, Delilah Strong, Trent Soluri, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Myah Monroe, Kyle Moore
Review brief: Another edition of college invasion, we find the crew in Albany, New York so I'm guessing they're invading SUNY-Albany. This may be my favourite invasion simply because we have a civilian chick who joins in the b/g festivities for the first time while the frat guys still get to do the girls. Otherwise it's the usual frat party clusterfuck that breaks down into random sex scenes.
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Release date: 3/27/2007
Reviewed on: 4/30/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sarah, Erik Everhard, Fanny, Jamie James, Devon Lee, Cody Lane, Lindsey Meadows, Carmen Kinsley, Paulina James
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Beyond the Call of Booty is a clever new title by Erik Everhard. At first I wondered it meant every girl gave up the butt and beyond or if it meant there's more than just anal sex. Sorry to disappoint the anal freaks out there but it's the latter. Overall the movie featured high energy sex in each scene but it was hit and miss on the girls I found attractive.
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Release date: 1/4/2007
Reviewed on: 4/25/2007
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Lee Stone, Sunrise Adams, Autumn Lace
Review brief: A compilation of New Sensations scenes with Sunrise Adams. These scenes were shot pre-implant so Sunrise does exhibit an attractive innocence as she goes through the motion. Judging from her appearance, this batch of scenes must've been shot within the period of about a year. You don't get to see a progression within the compilation but Sunrise Adams fans should be satisfied.
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Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/22/2007
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Julian, Brian Surewood, Tony T., Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Trent Tesoro, Ben English, Mr. Bigg, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Joachim Kessef, Tory Lane, Ava Nova, Tristan Segal, Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I Love Lauren is a compilation disc from New Sensations/Digital Sins. If you're a Lauren Phoenix fan, you should get this compilation because she always puts in a professional performance in all of her scenes no matter who's fucking her and the acts that are being done to her.
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Release date: 12/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/10/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Kinzie Joe, Gwen Diamond, Lorena Sanchez, Isis Ray, Gabriella Romano, Kiara Marie
Directed by: Jean-Claude Batiste
Review brief: Well this feels like the Jean Claude Batiste show. Similar to John Strong's movies for RLD/PXP, Jean casts himself in every scene. Other than it being an interracial movie with an extra guy here and there, this was a conventional b/g movie.
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Release date: 2/26/2007
Reviewed on: 4/1/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Gina Lynn, August, Brian Pumper, Leah Luv, Velicity Von, Lela Star, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: From what I understand, Jules Jordan is a perfectionist. He will keep a scene in the vault if he isn't happy with how the scene came out. He's one of the few people in the business that can afford to do this. Eventually though, he'll release a gem or two featuring someone who is either gone from the business or is exclusive to another company. In this movie we get another look at Cris Taliana. Gina Lynn & Sean Michaels Lela Star & Mr. Marcus August Night & Mr. Marcus Velicity Von & Brian Pumper Cris Taliana & Mr. Marcus Leah Luv & Mandingo Cris Taliana is a perky half korean half white girl that always seems to enjoy her scene and this one is no different. However, what surprised me was the lighting of the scene. Jules is known for using daylight to light his scene but Cris's scene with Marcus is indoors, no windows, and incandescent lighting. I guess that may be the reason why Jules kept this scene in the vault for so long. As for the other scenes, this movie was strictly a IR b/g movie.
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Release date: 2/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/25/2007
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Kyle, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Erin Moore, Memphis Monroe
Review brief: I've been behind on reviewing the College Invasion series. This time we find the crew in Gainesville, Florida so I guess that means we're at a University of Florida fraternity. Erin Moore (bj only), John (civilian), and Sly (civilian) Erin Moore, Sandra Romain, Kyle Moore, and Jack Venice Delilah Strong & Sly (2 pops) Memphis Monroe & John Delilah Strong & Justin (civilian) Memphis Monroe & Jack Venice Sandra Romain & Kyle Moore Erin Moore & Donny Long No surprise but I don't see a lot of diversity at the frat party they're crashing. I see maybe one possible middle eastern guy and maybe one or two hispanics in a sea of fraternity white. Of course it's not Shane's World's fault that there probably aren't that many diverse (non-academic-honorary) fraternities out there but the guys sometimes get lucky in this series and it would be nice to have a diverse pool for the girls to work from. The civilian scenes were fine. One guy popped early while another guy had some trouble keeping up with Memphis Monroe.
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Release date: 1/31/2007
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Isabella, Maya Hills, Micah Moore, McKenzee Miles, Kissy Kapri
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Interesting title for a teen series, I get visions of Debbie Gibson and start snickering. Micah Moore & John Strong McKenzie Miles & Sascha Isabella Pacino (a) & Mark Wood Maya Hills & Mr. Pete Kissy Kapri (a, dp), Mark Wood, and John Strong The girls are young and cute without any implants. My favourite scenes were Micah and McKenzie's on the basis of their looks. Micah having the better scene due to her energy. However, Maya Hills, who is probably the most attractive girl in the movie, sounds like she's going through the motions with her repetitive moans. Isabella Pacino is a new olive skinned cutie with brown hair and small boobs. Her face reminds me of Reina Leone. Kissy Kapri puts in the hardest scene with both of her holes getting plugged. She certainly has a distinct look with her hairstyle (featuring bangs), eyes, and floppy boobs. The video quality doesn't seem crisp as it it should like the scene wasn't in focus. I'm not sure if this is due to the camera lens used or the post-processing.
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Release date: 2/28/2007
Reviewed on: 3/13/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Tiffany, Charity, Brianna Beach, Summer Long, Ashlynn Brooke, Jade Leshay, Julisa Delor
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Well like the title says, the boys at RLD/PXP head to South Beach (Miami). However, I didn't even pay attention to the title when I popped the disc in and wondered why these Florida hotties seemed to already know Juan Cuba when he (re)introduces himself. I guess Juan captured enough footage on his trip to fill out two movies since South Beach 2 features many of the same girls as the first one. Summer Long, Jade Leshay, and Mark Wood Julisa Delor & Michael Stefano Charity (attempted dpp), Wood, and Stefano Brianna Beach, Juan Cuba (pov bj), Stefano, and Wood Ashlynn Brooke, Tiffany, and Stefano & Wood One thing the guys apparently didn't bring was a lighting setup. All of the scenes were shot in a hotel room with two double beds with the main light source being the window. Actually, the scenes would be lit at the side by the windowlight but it looked like a cloudy week during the movie.
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Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 3/4/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Erik Everhard, Sandra Romain, Katsuni, Mia Rose, Annette Schwarz, Cody Lane
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Even with a title like Anal POV (Prostitutes on Video), I'm still surprised when every girl did anal. I mean, yeah, girls like Sandra Romain, Katsumi, and Annette Schwarz are known for their anal antics but the presence of Dee took me by surprise. First, it took me a while to recognise Dee because I'm so used to seeing her curly dark hair. Here, she has straight hair with long brown highlights. She looks like a Nubian Princess... like Iman in that Michael Jackson video. Second, most of my viewing experience with Dee has been in features where anal isn't emphasised. But she puts in a good scene with Erik and I'm glad Erik throws us a curveball every once in a while where the premise of the series doesn't promise much variety. You know every girl is basically doing a one on one with Erik and you know there's going to be anal. The POV may limit Erik's trademark energy but he mixes things up a bit with how he dresses a girl.
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Release date: 1/24/2007
Reviewed on: 2/28/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Rebeca Linares, Aubrey Addams, Dana DeArmond, Bree Olson, Bobbi Starr
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: A great opportunity to look at some new girls that I hadn't seen before, Bore My Asshole implies every girl takes it in the butt. Bore, in this case, means "to drill" not necessarily "to dull" for the vocabulary-challenged. Bree Olson & John Strong Dana DeArmond & Mr. Pete Bobbi Starr (dp), John Strong & Talon Aubrey Addams & John Strong Rebeca Linares (dp), James Deen, and Mick Blue Bobbi Starr is a newbie who I've been wanting to see since the AVN Expo (2007) due to her girl next door looks. She has a passing resemblance to another girl in the movie Dana DeArmond who puts in a strong scene with a gleeful Mr. Pete. Behind the Scenes reveal that Jake Malone might've been the cameraman for the scene while John Strong was plugging away at Bobbi. This scene may have been Bobbi's first DP. Speaking of firsts, bts also reveal that this may be Aubrey's first anal scene. Every scene was strong with every chick being hot.
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Release date: 1/10/2007
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Gianna Michaels, Tony Sexton, Mario Rossi, Candace Von, Ryan Knox, Justin Syder, Barry Scott, Marco Philip, Mike Hash, Steve James, Julius Ceazher, Steve Steele, Marco Banderas, Tony Swan, Mark Furious, Kris Roc, Aurora Jolie, Odin Parks, Justin Snyder, Rocker, Johnny Sins, Rick Kane, Alan Stafford, Steve Driver, Odin, Dick Sodomy
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I'm a huge Gianna fan and Jonni Darkko pretty much shoots her in every conceivable sex scene that she will currently do. Ranging from solo masturbation to blowbangs to bondage with some interracial, Jonni gives us 9 scenes of Gianna. The only thing that may be missing to the gonzo viewer is things going into her butt but that's what Aurora Jolie is for. Gianna is absolutely stunning in this video with the various outfits that Jonni dresses her in and the lighting in each scene is spot on perfect. The strongest scene of the video is the closing scene where we have a two on two featuring Candace Von. You don't actually get to learn much about Gianna in the movie itself but that's what the behind the scenes are for. Gianna talks about a variety of topics and comes across as likeable if you could somehow ignore her looks. If Gianna doesn't expand her sexual boundaries in the future, this is the quintessential Gianna movie to get.
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Release date: 9/22/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kitty, Christian XXX, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Keeani Lei, Benjamin Brat, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Jake Malone told me he wanted to make an impression with his first video under the Evil Angel banner. I didn't ask him why or if he wanted to differentiate this video from his RLD/PXP stuff but I was expecting Fuck Slaves to be a combination of his Fuck Dolls and Sex Slaves series. I loved his Fuck Dolls for the darker way he dresses the girls up but had never gotten a chance to review one of the Sex Slaves which focuses more on fetish wear and rough sex. Sasha Grey (a), Sandra Romain (a), and Manuel Ferrara Harmony Rose (a), Amber Rayne (a), and Manuel Annette Schwarz (a), Jake Malone (brief), Brandon Iron, Benjamin Brat, and John Strong Miss Kitty & Christian (a) Delilah Strong (a), Keeani Lei (a), and Benjamin Brat Adrianna Nicole (a), Jake Malone (brief pov bj) & Manuel Ferrara If I could sum this video up in one word, the word would be intense. I thought Sasha and Sandra was the perfect pairing of girls as Sandra dominated a willing student in Sasha as they took on a lucky Manuel Ferrara.
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Release date: 1/30/2007
Reviewed on: 2/6/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Tone Capone, Mia Rose, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Lela Star, Misty Magenta, Micah Moore, Ashley Jensen
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: The Jailbait series is Erik Everhard's opportunity to dress up the female cast in bright colourful clothing that highlights the girls' youth. Every scene implies that the girl is jailbait age (under 18) and there are also some light incest themes in two of the scenes. Erika & Erik Everhard Mia Rose (a) & Erik Chelsie Rae (a, dp), Tee Reel, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes, and Erik Misty Magenta (a), Micah Moore, and Steve Holmes Lela Star & Erik Ashley Jensen (bj only) & Tim Von Swine Ashley & Erik This is the strongest Jailbait cast as every girl is stunning and dressed accordingly. I had raved about Erika's looks in a Sperm-Load a Day and incredibly she looks even better here as she wears more natural looking makeup that brings out her youth. Mia Rose always works well with Erik while Chelsie Rae always puts in a good performance when surrounded by cocks and carries the hardest scene of the movie.
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Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 2/1/2007
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Erik Everhard, Tommy Gunn, Jack Napier, James Deen, Marcus London, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, C.J. Wright, Brooke Scott, Presley Maddox, Carmel Moore, Ashley Jensen, Tommie Ryden, Regan Reese, Mikey Butders
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: I wanted to check out this movie after meeting Presley Maddox, Tommie Ryden, and Ashley Jensen for the first time in Vegas. I had never seen these girls on video so I decided to "kill" 3 birds with one stone. Presley Maddox, Marcus London, and Tommy Gunn Presley (bj only), Kyle Stone, Joe Blow, and some guy Carmel Moore, Erik Everhard, and CJ Wright Brooke Scott, Kyle Stone, and CJ Wright Tommie Ryden & Jack Napier Ashley Jensen & James Deen Bonus Scene: Regan Reese (bj only), Kyle Stone, and Joe Blow I was surprised at the lack of anal in a Voyeur movie but this is a newbie line and I just wanted to see these girls in action for the first time. Presley, who may be Persian, is a beautiful brunette with a killer body and pierced nipples. Tommie is an auburn haired stripper with beautiful green eyes while Ashley Jensen looks is a cute sorority girl next door that'll remind some people of Sammie Rhodes at certain angles.
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Release date: 1/22/2007
Reviewed on: 1/26/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Alexis Malone, Gianna Michaels, Katsuni, Gia Paloma, Mia Rose, Jamie Elle, Julea London, Courtney Simpson
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: I've been watching Jules Jordan quite a bit over the years, especially since he formed his own distribution company, but this is his first POV movie that I've gotten to review. Alexis Malone & Jules Mia Rose (a) & Mario Cassini Jamie Elle (a) & Jules Katsumi (a) & Mario Julea London (anal behind the scenes) & Mario Gianna & Mario & Mario Courtney Simpson & Mario Gia Paloma & Mario The surprise was that it wasn't Jules's point of view in every scene. In fact he is in only two scenes and I was confused at the sudden change in skin colour and style when the second scene came around. I looked at the credits and found out it was Mario Cassini who I had reviewed in Squirt for Me POV 8. His POV scenes concentrate quite a bit on the penetration so you don't see the girl's face as often and they are hit or miss in terms of quality.
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Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 1/22/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lara Stevens, Rebeca Linares, Chelsie Rae, Annette Schwarz, Barbie Cummings
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Erik Everhard's first release under Jules Jordan Video: Sperm-Load a Day (Keeps the Doctor Away) should evoke comparison to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed in that the movie emphasises swallowing couple with the heavy uses of mopes. I like Erik's movies in that he's the performer in most of his scenes and he puts an emphasis on dressing up his girls to look pretty similar to Jules Jordan. Annette Schwarz & mopes blowbang Annette (a, dp, dpp), Erik Evehard, Mr. Pete, Tee Reel, Steve Holmes, and Brian Surewood Erika & Erik Everhard (2 mini-scenes with double pops (4 in total) with one of the pop leadup being a pov) Rebeca Linares (a, dp), Jerry, Mr. Pete, and Erik Rebeca & mopes blowbang Chelsie Rae & mopes blowbang Cheslie Rae (a, dp), Steve Holmes, and Erik Barbie Cummings & mope blowbang Barbie (a, dp), Steve Holmes, Mr.
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Release date: 11/20/2006
Reviewed on: 1/2/2007
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Erik Everhard, Herschel Savage, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Mia Rose, Ava Rose
Review brief: A compilation featuring the most popular sisters in porn currently, I was eagerly looking forward to its release but after viewing it, I was slightly disappointed. You have one disc devoted to each sister. Here's the breakdown of the standard b/g scenes: Ava Rose What an Ass 2 w/ Mr. Pete Young as They Cum 20 w/ Mark Ashley Craving Big Cocks 11 w/ Erik Everhard Craving Big Cocks 12 w/ Manuel Ferrara Nice Round Ass w/ Erik Everhard Mia Rose Stuffin Young Muffins 5 w/ Erik Everhard Teen Dreams 12 w/ Mark Ashley What an Ass 2 w/ Erik Everhard Nice Round Ass w/ Ben English Cock Starved 2 w/ Herschel Savage Mia tends to be squeaky in her scenes while Ava seems more relaxed. Ava Rose had the better shot scenes and she was paired with better partners. The last two scenes in Mia's disc ended the compilation weakly. If you like staring at Ben English blocking Mia with the way that camera angles are setup, you might not have the same problem I had. Herschel Savage doesn't seem able to keep up with Ms.
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Release date: 11/17/2006
Reviewed on: 12/18/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Jessica, Autumn, Princess, Alena, Phoebe, Gabriella Banks, Renee Pornero, Joselyn Pink, Jessica Sexin, Shannon Kelly, Jamie Elle, Brooklyn Night, Jasmine Tame, Vanessa Videl, Sadie Summers, Lilia, Miss Meadow, Marissa Marcelle, Alektra Blue, Jenna Presley, Veronica Rayne, Katrina Isis, Geena Ginger, Katalina Linda, Codi Star, Carrie Ann, Lorena Sanchez, Sonia Lopez, Vixen Fire, Aubrey Addams, Sabara, Raquel Amante, Emily Evermoore, Piper Parker, Loretta Loren, Ryaan Reynolds, Bianca Valentino, Misty Magenta, Allison Pierce, Jasse Monroe, Lindsay Kay, Sasha Grey, Kandi Hart, Marli Jane, Bailey Brook, Mae, Tabatha Tucker, Taylor Nixx, Katarina Kat
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/14/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Dick James, Alexis Love, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Evelyn Lin, Joe Blow, Whitney Stevens, C.J. Wright, Alexa Love, Paulina James, Mariah Heart, Kendra Devons, Kaycee Kummins
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: As the title implies, the emphasis on this series are the low cut fit jeans that is popular among adolescent females. The first movie had several technical deficiencies that made it decidedly mediocre. Aliana Love & Erik Everhard Whitney Stevens (a, dp), Steve Taylor, Scott Lyons, and Joe Blow Kendra Devons, Steve French, and Joe Blow Mariah Heart (a, dp), Tee Reel, CJ Wright and Dick James Paulina James, Evelyn Lin, and Erik Everhard While I was watching this movie, despite the emphasis, I didn't really notice the jeans. I guess it was because the girls didn't have on the same gaudy pastel coloured jeans like in the first movie, instead concentrating on standard blue and black jeans. Overall the female cast isn't as attractive as the first movie even though the video quality is improved. The two scenes that stood out were definitely the Whitney Stevens and Paulina James/Evelyn Lin scenes.
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Release date: 12/4/2006
Reviewed on: 12/4/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Mia Rose, Sunny Lane, Amy Ried, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Even though the first Slut Puppies won an AVN award for Best Gonzo, Jules Jordan has managed to release a better sequel. Amy Reid & Jean Valjean Mia Rose (a) & Steve Holmes Sasha Grey (a) & Chris Charming Sunny Lane & Jules Jordan Teagan Presley (a) & Jules Jordan Kara Bare (Kara Mynor), Mark Wood, and Chris Charming The strength in this movie is the young looking natural cast. Jules languishly focuses on the girls' youth and beauty in teasing the viewer before beginning the action. The highlight of the video of course is an early Teagan Presley scene that Jules has kept in the vault from us. Seeing her again allows the viewer to compare a newbie Teagan to current newbies Sasha and Mia.
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., James Deen, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Roxy Deville, Ariel Alexus, Naudia Marie, Adriana DeVille, Lacey Luv, Presley Maddox, Paulina James, Carmel Moore, Jocelyn Jayden
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: I will never understand the interest in cum swapping. By swapping, I mean the girl will accumulate the spooge in her mouth like a chipmunk and then drool the spunk (with some added saliva) into another girl's waiting mouth. In prior scenes that I've reviewed, the girls will keep swapping the money shot back and forth until there's nothing left to swallow. There's also the swapping via kissing method but that's more rare and much hotter. The reason why I watch the videos is that it guarantees that there's two girls in every scene. Roxy Deville, Tobi Pacific (a), and John Strong Naudia Marie, Adrianna Deville (a), and Strong Chelsie Rae (a), Ariel Alexus, and Tony T Jocelyn Jayden, Lacey Luv, and James Deen Paulina James, Carmel Moore, and Strong This is a standard RLD/PXP factory churned video in terms of the action and technical quality. Some girls I found hot. Some girls I didn't find so hot. Unfortunately I didn't see any pairings of two hot girls but I definitely saw one pair of fuglies.
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Release date: 11/14/2006
Reviewed on: 11/25/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dustin Diamond
Review brief: Another celebrity sex tape... it's actually not bad. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to see Dustin Diamond fuck on tape. He's more well known as Screech, the annoying nerd from Saved by the Bell. Apparently Screech does standup comedy and a bachelorette party attended one of his shows. The bachelorette and her bridesmaid invites him to their hotel room, play around with some of the gag gifts, and eventually fuck him. Like in his show, you're not laughing because of Screech... you're laughing at him. He refers to himself in the third person as the D man. Nicknames his wang as the monster but he doesn't really take himself seriously. There is one part where he tries to get the bridesmaid to flash him and she protests that he was a stranger. He then pleads with her, "C'mon you grew up with me!" The video in the hotel room is crappy because of low lighting but the girls do seem to behave like a bachelorette and her bridesmaid.
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Release date: 11/2/2006
Reviewed on: 11/21/2006
Studio: Amateur District
Starring: Brianna Beach, Dasani Lezian, Leah Wilde, McKenzee Miles, Riley Evans, Jordan Ashley, John McGill, Traci Lynn
Review brief: Lately, I've been burned out on porn. I had been seeing the same performers over and over trying to outdo each other with circus acts but apparently all it takes to get my attention is to go back to basics. That is the basics of gonzo porn. Dasani Lezian & Jorden Ashley Riley Evans & John McGill (?) Brianna Beach & Jorden Leah Wilde, McKenzie Miles, Jorden, and John McGill (?) Traci Lynn & John McGill (?) Amateur District is a spinoff of the Red Light District brand. Apparently from what I can tell, their first two movies focuses on a different crew and venue. Namely Florida. The director interacts with the girls in a gonzo style. The performers acknowledge the camera and sometimes the director (John McGill?) gets a little action pov style. Jordan Ashley looks like Tony Robbins. Most of the girls are new to me although I recognise Brianna Beach who's always a joy to watch with that incredible behind and beautiful face.
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Release date: 11/7/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Keeani Lei, Candace Von, Annette Schwarz, Leola Jossi, Ariel Alexus, Lindsey Meadows, Whitney Stevens
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Well this is the first POV Pervert Mike John has released under Jules Jordan Video and it's a 2-dvd doozy. There are eight girls in total that Mike gets to sample and some he goes in for seconds. Lindsey Meadows Keeani Lei (a) Ariel Alexus (a) Leola Jossi Candace Von (double pop) Tiffany (a) Whitney Stevens (a, double pop) Annette Schwarz (a, double pop) Other than the label and the length of the movie, this is a standard mike john pov movie. I didn't find some of the girls attractive but those who love boobs will consider this half a boobaholics anonymous and it is great to watch the tits fly about in missionary and cowgirl on the hotel floor. My favourite scenes were the ones with Lindsey, Keeani, and Annette Schwarz as they just ooze sexuality in facing the camera. One other thing that I noticed about this POV movie that I don't remember in Mike's previous movie is that it seems like he shaved the lower half of his body and left the upper half intact.
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Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sadie Summers, Aubrey Addams, Taylor Nix, Vixen Vogel, Allison Pierce
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: A Jake Malone directed title even though Jake isn't actually credited on the cover. It may have something to do with the fact that he is releasing movies under Evil Angel and they may not want to promote a competitor. Aubrey Addams & Manuel Ferrara Vixen (a) & Manuel Tobi Pacific (a, dp), John Strong, and Michael Stefano Allison Pierce (a) & Strong Taylor Nix & Stefano I liked all the girls in the movie and they get to work with the usual RLD/PXP woodsmen. I liked Aubrey Addams's scene as it always looks like the little girl is always having fun in every scene. Both Vixen and Tobi Pacific are both personal favourites and don't disappoint me although the strength in their scene is more in their looks. Both Taylor and Allison put in competent performances. There is a behind the scenes but no bonus scene.
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Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/1/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, August, Cindy Crawford, August Night, Kris Slater, Isabel Ice, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Tame, Amy Ried
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: One of the top gonzos this year, I've been watching Jules Jordan videos for a while and I've turned to expect certain things. I expect the movie to be shot technically well with lots of natural light and I expect a lot of teasing to the set up the scene. Needless to say, with a title like Weapons of Ass Destruction, all the girls took it in the butt. Amy Reid & Jules Jordan Cindy Crawford (dp, anal creampies), Erik Everhard, and Steve Holmes Isabel Ice (dp, dap, anal creampies), Erik, and Steve Jasmine Tame (dp, anal creampies), Erik, and Jerry August Night & Kris Slater Jamie Elle (anal creampie) & Steve Holmes Even though Jules Jordan now has his own distribution company, I still subconsciously associate him with Evil Angel. I was so shocked to see the anal creampie finishes that I went and looked at the boxcover and was still shocked when the boxcover advertised, "Now with Anal Creampies!" I guess the scene most people are going to be interested in is Amy Reid pulling an anal and I thought she did okay.
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Release date: 9/14/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Isabel Ice, Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing with the Baker's Dozen series especially when you've seen all previous 8 of them is that things get kind of repetitive. That is you get a hot chick, closed-eye, waiting around for streams and streams of hot jizz to coat her face and the ending mess has you wonder, "Wait, haven't I seen this before?" Karina Kay & Manuel Ferrara then mope blowbang and one lucky fuck w/ Kyle Stone Isabel Ice (a) & Brandon Iron then blowbang Aubrey Addams - 3 rounds of blowbangs Brianna Love (a) & Brandon then blowbang At heart this is a bukkake series with sex thrown in and Brandon doesn't deviate from the formula. I thought all the girls were very attractive in different ways although I can say that there is a similarity in placing Audrey Addams and Brianna Love back to back. Brandon must've kept the Karina Kay scene in the vault since last year but it is a different look for her as she is blonde and still has that lust for Manuel Ferrara even though they've worked together many times before.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/26/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mia Rose, Crystal Clear, Lorena Sanchez, Addison Rose, Mandy Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I'm assuming this will be Jake Malone's last Teen Fuck Holes. He's added his own signature to this series ever since he took over the reins from Tim Von Swine. Crystal Clear, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Mia Rose, Strong, and Stefano Addison Rose & Stefano Mandy Fox & Manuel Ferrara Lorena Sanchez, Joachim Kessef, and Manuel I thought all the fuck holes were very attractive and this quality is probably the main reason to get the movie. That and they get to work with the usual premium rld/pxp swordsmen. Crystal Clear looks like Rose McGowen while Mandy Fox looks like Busy Phillips but they strikingly could be sisters. You switch out the colour of the hair with one girl and you'd get the other girl. Mia Rose's scene was tainted by a little speck on the right hand side of the screen. Her scene was tiered in that she takes on Michael Stefano for a while before John Strong unexpectedly jumps into the scene. She's the squeakiest girl in the movie while getting pounded and that's what I like about her.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 9/21/2006
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Naomi, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Tim Von Swine, Marcus Leon, Mike Hash, Kaci Starr, Riley Shy, Mark Furious, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed.
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Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Well, it's been a year since Brandon Iron release another Good Source of Iron and you can tell some of the scenes are older by looking at the performers. Alekta Blue does not have her implants in this movie and Courtney Simpson sports fresh scars from a car accident she had over a year ago. Jamie Huxley blowbang Alektra Blue blowbang Kara Mynor gangbang Jamie Huxley blowbang Courtney Simpson & Brandon Iron (POV) Jamie Huxley & Michael Stefano then blowbang Haley Scott blowbang Jamie Huxley blowbang From the scenes, this movie could've been renamed a Good Source of Jamie Huxley as she has 4 blowbangs and a regular b/g scene! Jamie is a pretty girl in an unconventional way similar in appearance to Michelle Lay. I'd say she is a younger version of Michelle and she does display a remarkable hunger for spooge even if one or two shots may be off-coloured. Haley Scott would probably agree that there may be such a thing as too much spooge as she nearly coughs out the off coloured cum-shots.
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Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 9/10/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Vanessa Figueroa, Ariel Alexus, Nautica Evans, Samantha Sin, Lindsey Meadows
Directed by: Melissa Lauren
Review brief: Melissa Lauren's debut movie as a director. I wish she had more to work with. If I had to compare this movie to anything, it would be to one of David Luger's many newbie lines for RLD/PXP as the scenes can be hit or miss depending on the girl. You could hear Melissa in the background talking to/instructing the performers from time to time. Lindsey Meadows, Vanessa Figueroa, and Mark Davis Peyton Lafferty (a) & Mr. Pete Nautica Evans & L.T. Samantha Sin (a) & Mark Wood Arial Alexus (squirting) & Manuel Ferrara I only found half of the girls in this movie attractive. Lindsey Meadows by far being the most attractive girl of the movie but her scene is weakened with her pairing with Vanessa. Peyton Lafferty probably had the best scene overall in terms of heat but seemed underexposed due to the backlighting of the windows. Nautica Evans put in a lackluster scene with LT. Samantha Sin reminds me of a young Rayveness but she hasn't gotten there yet in terms of her performance level.
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Release date: 4/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/9/2006
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Starring: Sandy, Laura Lion, Liliane Tiger, Sophie Moone, Jennifer Stone, Ellen Saint, Lea Magic, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Herve Bodilis
Review brief: Thing about watching european features is that I'm in unchartered territory. I don't recognise most of the girls and this Marc Dorcel movie doesn't help me either with the identification of the girls. Even with the intro, it's clear that the credits are not show with the respective performers or are mislabeled. If you were to play this movie straight up from the menu, you would find french narration which took me by surprise since this was distributed by Wicked. Since my french is rusty and meager, I had to exit and thankfully there was a language option where English is one of the multiple languages offered. The main reason I wanted to watch the movie was the presence of Sophie Moon. I know that she has done some b/g scenes from clips on the internet but this movie isn't one of them. She's in a scene with notable g/g performer, Sandy. The plot revolves around a girl's boarding school but is carried forth by the narration.
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Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 9/5/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jerry, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Mia Rose, Jay Huntington, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Georgia Peach, Velicity Von, Ava Rose, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: The Ass Appeal series is Van Styles's tribute to girls with nice asses. Quick disclosure: I got to watch the Velicity Von scene in person and wanted to check it out memorialised on dvd. Dana DeArmond (a) & Erik Everhard Velicity Von & Mr. Marcus Georgia Peach (a, dp), Jerry, and Mark Wood Luscious Lopez (a) & Jay Huntington Mia Rose, Ava Rose, Mark Ashley, and Marcus London Van Styles is one of the best shooters of asses today joining Stagliano and Jules Jordan as one of the few directors to masterfully capture the butt tease. This ability is best exemplified by the tease in Luscious Lopez scene. Styles has her shaking her butt in a soapy jacuzzi which sends my mind off into a dream state before Jay Huntington even gets his hands on her. As an aside, Luscious looks like Persian Melody Sweet at certain angles in this video. Another positive aspect of Van Styles's movies is that he carefully matches his performers up hoping for good chemistry and Velicity and Marcus prove to be an explosive combination.
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Release date: 8/3/2006
Reviewed on: 9/1/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Delilah Strong, Scott Nails, Holly Morgan, Kelsey Michaels, Marco Banderas, Carmella Bing, Riley Shy, Cody Bangs
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: I guess Jack's My First Porn is a series where Robby D as Jack pretends to be a novice director encountering troubles that sometimes happen on set that might challenge a new director but somehow it always end up working for him. Delilah Strong (a) & Scott Nails Riley Shy & Scott Nails Kelsey Michaels & Cody Bangs (Chris Charming?) Holly Morgan & Scott Nails Carmella Bing (a only) & Marco Duato As such, Robby (as Jack) gets to have a couple of fun setups that poke fun at some of the things that may happen from time to time on set. For example, Delilah Strong would only fuck with a condom. Robby D showing his inexperience would react with a 'Don't eat the condom' when she orally applies the rubber to Scott Nails. Scott of course complains about the condom so they compromise where Delilah gives up the ass because she was only concerned with birth control. Riley Shy is a hot girl that Jack supposedly picked up from the grocery store. The newbie experience is in trying to shoot a fake POV (the genesis of Jack's POV).
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 8/29/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Tiffany, Steve Holmes, Kat, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Annie Cruz, Jasmine Byrne, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Lela Star
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to the Semen Sippers series, Sippers feature a similar theme to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series in that the girls swallow except that there's not as much gas at the pump. That is the girls outnumber the guys in the scenes and in this movie it's consistently b/g/g. Jasmine Byrne (a), Kat (a), and Erik Everhard Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany (a), and Erik Gianna, Rayveness, and Sean Michaels Annie Cruz (a, squirt), Sierra Sinn (a), and Sean Jenna Haze (a), Lela Star, and Steve Holmes I like how Mike pairs the girls up in each scene. Jasmine and Kat are both hispanic and easily take things in the pooper. Lorena Sanchez and Tiffany have very similar body types (great ass, great tits, great hair) but different skin colours and different faces. I was really pleased with the pairing of Rayveness and Gianna Michaels since I've always felt that Gianna was Rayveness reloaded with those kahunas and smile. Mike recycle a funny but predictable breast exam scenario to introduce their scene.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/23/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Ashley, Claudio Meloni, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Marcos Leon, Electra, Richard Kline, Aubrey Addams, Kylie Morgan, Michelle Avanti, Tiffany Meadow
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: This title is probably one of David Luger's last titles for RLD/PXP. What I've noticed is that he's helmed a lot of newbie oriented titles without it being a series. Sometimes the titles are inventive... Sometimes not so. Aubrey Addams (creampie) & Marcos Leon Michelle Avanti, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Claudio Meloni Ashley Anne & Richard Kline Electra (a, dp, double creampie), Steve Taylor, and Claudio Meloni Tiffany Meadow (a) & Jerry Kylie Morgan (creampie) & Donny Long Bonus: Keymore Cash (bj only) & Brad Baldwin The girls vary in attractiveness. Aubrey evokes Eddie Murphy's "I almost fucked a midget" routine because of her small stature. She's soo cute like a little munchkin and I liked her scene the most. Michelle Avanti reminds me of a thicker Nikki Loren. She looked frightened at the prospect of getting two facials at the end though. Ashley Anne sported the biggest juggs and she talks about how she's looking forward to fucking some of the hot men in porn. I start laughing when she gets Richard Kline.
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Release date: 7/12/2006
Reviewed on: 8/21/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Monica Sweetheart, Sativa Rose, Jenaveve Jolie, Nikki Loren, Alec Knight, James Deen, Michelle Maylene, Franchezca Valentina, Marco Banderas, Violet Marcell, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Ronnie James
Review brief: Well I absent-mindedly picked up this title thinking this was going to be another POV movie and was more interested in the cast. Franchezca Valentina & some guy Jenavieve Jolie (solo) Sativa Rose & some guy Franchezca (solo, squirting) Monica Sweetheart & Marco Duato Michelle Maylene (solo) Violet Marcell & James Deen Mikayla & Nikki Loren When most people think of a POV movie they think of the first person point of view. Well this is not it. Then I thought this might be the pov of the pussy and thought that would suck if we were forced to stare at a dude's cock all the time. Thankfully that's not it either. Perhaps this title should be called something like Pussy Focus because it is shot in the 3rd person perspective with the focus being on the pussy. The camera is always angled towards the pussy except for the blowjobs (that would be frustrating).
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Release date: 6/27/2006
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006
Studio: Lethal Hardcore
Starring: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Ava Rose, Allison Pierce, Amanda West, Celina Cross
Directed by: Charlie Manson
Review brief: I think this is my first Lethal Hardcore review. Basic premise is that you have girls pretending to have just turned 18 years old. They're even given a candlelit birthday cake even though some of the girls had seen their eightteenth birthday more than a year ago. Amanda West & Donny Long Ava Rose & Talon Jeanie Marie Sullivan (a) & Nick East Celena Cross & Lee Stone Allison Pierce (a) & Andrew Andretti The girls for the most part are cute and the camerawork was standard. Amanda West doesn't seem to react that much to being fucked and neither does Celena Cross but I don't expect much from newbies. Jeanie and Allison give up the butt but the guys they're paired up with don't really bring the heat. The strongest scene is probably an active Ava Rose as she looks great while Talon drills her missionary.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/14/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to Mike John's repertoire, Elastic Assholes focuses on the gape of a drilled asshole. Of course that means all the girls get their asses drilled. Usually the guys go after the ass first to where the pussy is a later afterthought. Claire Robbins & Erik Everhard Jasmine Byrne & Manuel Ferrara Taryn Thomas & Erik Everhard Christie Lee & Sean Michaels Naomi (dp, squirt), Erik Everhard, and Mr. Pete Claire Robbins retired last year and she still cute as I remember which makes me wonder how long Mike has held this in the vault. Jasmine and Taryn put in good efforts but the scene of this movie is Christie Lee with a surprising Sean Michaels. Sean has been an understated (in terms of energy) but professional woodsman but he brings out the best in Christie as she squirms on his cock whether it was in her pussy or butt. She can be seen kissing and licking his chest so I guess I can safely say she dug him.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Mia Bangg, Harmony Rose, Haley Scott, Katrina Isis
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Lately, I've been hesitant to watch formulaic movies. Besides my typical aversions like race-based movies, I tend to shy away from movies that promise a certain act... like all anal for instance. Variety is the spice of life but Dual Invasion 4 promises a Harmony Rose double penetration so let's check it out. Harmony Rose, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Katrina Isis, John Strong, and Stefano Haley Scott, Sascha, and Stefano Lauren Phoenix, Strong, and Steve French Mia Bangg, Strong, and Stefano Speaking of variety, each girls get dp'ed with one of the guys being either John Strong or Michael Stefano. Three scenes where it's with both of the guys. Harmony said in a previous movie that Strong was her favourite anal performer and I had rarely seen an anal Harmony scene so there must be some truth to this if she agrees to her first dp with him. It came off fine. Lauren Phoenix looks different with brown hair but I've seen her done plenty of dps with many of them better than this scene.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Haley Scott, Luscious Lopez, Sadie Summers, Alicia Angel, Kelly Broox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: The reason I threw this on the reviewing rack was because I heard Sasha Grey was the bonus scene and I had mistaken covergirl Kelly Broox for Lauren Phoenix. Alicia Angel & Manuel Ferrara Kelly Broox & Michael Stefano Luscious Lopez & Manuel Tobi Pacific & Manuel Haley Scott (dp), John Strong, and Stefano With a title like Assault that Ass, of course every girl does anal. The true standout of the movie is little Canadian, Tobi Pacific. I believe Tobi and Vixen are the most beautiful girls to come into porn this year. Tobi, specifically, with her delicate face and blonde hair, sports a lithe body with perky breasts. Manuel seems to like her a lot too as he subjects Tobi to his usual Manuel "whispers of love". Luscious Lopez's ass is probably the other significant item in this movie. I just can't believe the way her body just suddenly curves into that thing. As for Kelly Broox, she looked like Lauren on the cover, she looks like Silky Thumper in the movie. I thought her scene was only okay as well as Alicia Angel's.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/10/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Jerry, Katsuni, Gia Paloma, Sativa Rose, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: I watch the first couple of minutes of this movie and I disappointedly thought, "Oh.... artsy porn". Too bad I can't just leave the review at that so I watched on. Teagan Presley & Jean ValJean Katsumi (a), Jerry, and Scott Nails Sativa Rose (a), Teagan, and Marco Banderas Gia Paloma (a) & Scott Nails Tory Lane (a) & Jerry Well it was fun artsy. Teagan is pretending to talk to her mom while Jean Valjean ravages her. That was hot. Then Katsumi's scene has matrix stile gridlines during the scene which makes you think you're playing a game of Tron. I couldn't understand why Jerry and Scott were fucking her... oh wait I understand why but they're looking at a bunch of polaroids (Memento?) and then they fuck. I was surprised at the Sativa & Teagan scene because of their history. Here I was expecting Teagan to give up the butt and there it was... Sativa! giving up the butt. Quick caution though.... Condom. Condom for both of Teagan's scenes actually.
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Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Jerry, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, Claire Robbins, Charlotte Stokely, Jessi Summers, Riley Shy
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: I've been watching more Digital Playground movies ever since being impressed with one of the Jack's Teen America series. I pretty much regarded them as a feature company but I like Robby D's gonzo work. It's not what raincoaters would consider hardcore but I'm not looking for that in choosing a movie. I prefer a movie that is well shot and where the performers seem to like what they're doing rather than a bunch of circus acts. Charlotte Stokely & Scott Nails Riley Shy & Erik Everhard Claire Robbins (a, dp), Scott Nails, and Tony T Hillary Scott (a) & Erik Everhard Jessi Summers (a) & Jerry Kinzie Kenner (a) & Jerry I guess from the title and cast that this movie is supposed to be of the barely legal genre. Before each scene is a text intro that gives the setup for the scene although the performers don't do much in terms of dialogue. I was surprised by the brevity of Charlotte's scene.
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Release date: 7/31/2006
Reviewed on: 8/6/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Kaylynn, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Jasmine Tame, Rebeca Linares, Samantha Sin, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: In Thru the Back Door is an anal centric movie and a nod to a Led Zeppelin album. The girls start with their ass getting pounded but eventually the pussy comes into play too. Sasha Grey & Vince Vouyer Kaylynn & Brian Pumper then Kaylynn & Vince Rebeca Linares (dp), Scott Lyons, and Vince Jasmine Tame, Scott Lyons, and Steve Taylor Samantha Sinn & Vince The movie offers me an opportunity to see Sasha Grey in a scene for the first time. For all the hype and praise that have been lauded onto her, I'm going to have to find another movie that justifies them. Sasha is a pretty and lithe girl that's a cross between Danica McKellar and Valentina Vaughn. The tease portion was done well and I've noticed Vince has gotten better and better at shooting these teases even to the tune of some vapid heavy metal loop. There are two problems with the scene. One flaw is shared by all of the scenes. I guess due to criticism of his movies being underexposed, Vince has reversed course and overexposed every scene.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/3/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Well, this may be the last Jake Malone movie under RLD/PXP that I get to review. Somewhat fitting, it's also the first look at an ongoing series. Premise is simple. I've always complained about blowbang movies since they feature the scraggliest guys and you always wonder when the actual intercourse begins. You can think of One Lucky Fuck as a blowbang movie except near the end of the scene one lucky guy gets to do her (hence the title one lucky fuck). Meanwhile all the other guys are spooging on her face while that one lucky guy is doing her so Jake could've called this series, Raining on Your Party. All of the girls were cute and each has their own blowbang scene. Well, except for Lexi Belle because I don't call two guys a blowbang. The vaginal intercourse at the end doesn't go very long as you watch the guys unload on the girls faces and all of them have that annoyed "can't you see I'm being I'm still getting fucked" tight lipped smile as they can't cum dodge. The strongest performer by far was Isabel Ice.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 7/29/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Chris Charming, Scott Lyons, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Trent Soluri, Tory Lane, Johnny Fender, Falco Zito
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: This will be a short review in that I wanted to chime with the other reviewers that Darkside may be the top gonzo movie by the end of this year. I've always been a big Jenna Haze fan and if you had asked me what was the definitive Jenna Haze movie; I would've said without hesitation Big Bottom Sadie. Well now, I must change the answer to Darkside. Jules shot the action very well and I enjoyed the way the movie was setup with Jenna confessing her lustful sins to "Father" Mario Cassini. I was surprised that Jules didn't cast himself in a scene but I guess he really wanted the focus on Jenna. There was one nagging thing that prevents me from giving this movie a 5 stars in that there wasn't a scene that stood out.
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Release date: 7/1/2006
Reviewed on: 7/24/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., Brian Pumper, Sascha, Ava Rose, Kyanna Lee, Lindsey Meadows, Gina Marie, Kylie Morgan, Amber Ashlee
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Another newbie line from RLD, I guess John Strong is now filling a void left by David Luger. Lindsey Meadows & John Strong Amber Ashley, John Strong, and Tony T Gina Marie, John Strong, and Brian Pumper Ava Rose & John Strong Kyanna Lee, Tony T, and Steve French Kylie Morgan, John Strong, and Sascha The sex was rather standard as there are no circus acts involved. Some of the girls definitely show their porn inexperience as Amber Ashley cringes as she tries to mouth dodge a facial and Gina Marie doesn't seem to react much while getting pounded. Gina has strong asian features that weren't apparent from still shots I've seen so I'm guessing she's part asian. The best performer by far is Lindsey Meadows as she is proactive in her scene with John Strong. With her shoulder tattoo, I'm reminded of Amy Dumas (Lita from WWE) for a bit until I remember that Lindsey is much hotter than Lita. Kylie Morgan seemed to have chemistry with John Strong before Sascha interrupts their boinking.
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Release date: 7/11/2006
Reviewed on: 7/22/2006
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor [I], Emily, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Savannah Stern, Marcus Leon, Georgia Peach, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Allie Ray, Chelsie Rae, Mark Shy, Nakia, Joey Valentine, Mark Furious
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: I have to make a disclosure. While I was watching parts of this DVD, a horrible realization set in when I frequently saw in the video some asian guy lurking in the corner drinking or getting another beer and paying mind to nothing else. That Asian guy would be me. I should give myself a shitty rating for being so self-conscious in front of the camera. What had happened was that Bono and I were in town for the XRCOs so Tim Von Swine graciously invited us to a bbq and mentioned there'd be plenty of hot chicks and beer. SOLD! Chelsie Rae, Emily Evermoore, Savannah Stern, and pretty much all the guys (blowbang) Emily Evermoore, Joey Valentine, and Sascha Savannah Stern, Georgia Peach (a), Tee Reel, and Marcos Leon Chelsie Rae (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and Mark Zane Nakia Ty & Tee Reel (brief, no pop) Nakia Ty, Tone Capone, Brad Baldwin, and Mark Furious Allie Ray, Sean Michaels, and Kyle Stone Tim Von Swine is one of the new directors at Shane's World.
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Release date: 5/4/2006
Reviewed on: 7/19/2006
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Kinzie Kenner, Penny Flame, Denice K., Bailey Brooks, Cassie Courtland, Michelle Maylene, Lacie Heart, Riley Mason
Directed by: Penny Flame
Review brief: I've reviewed the two previous Girls Night Out directed by Penny Flame and after watching this movie, this should've been called Girls Night Out 2 1/2. Riley Mason, Kinzie Kenner, and Will Powers Cassie Courtland & Jack Venice Lacie Heart & Kurt Lockwood Bailey Brooks & Denice K handjob on random guy Michelle Maylene & Johnny Castle Denice K, Penny Flame, and Jean Valjean Not that I feel this is half a movie but you have several different storylines going on with two major ones. Cassie, Riley, Kinzie, and Will Powers take a trip to San Francisco. Kind of making this like a regular Shane's World movie. Then the other major storyline was the usual girls (going out and getting hammered to come home to some cock like in previous GNO movies. Then we have two unrelated scenes with Lacie and Michelle respectively spliced in. I get the feeling that Penny did not direct all the scenes especially the trip to San Francisco. The sex was standard and all the girls were cute to hot.
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Release date: 7/18/2006
Reviewed on: 7/17/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jerry, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Lexi Love, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Roxxxy Rush, Riley Mason, Chelsie Rae, Mysti May, Lela Star, Ariel Alexus, Aaron Hampton
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: There had been some controversy when Mike John left his former company. The controversy was that even though Mike was free and able to take his titles over to Jules Jordan Video, his former company thought about releasing shortened titles that were similar to Mike's trademarks. Titles such as Teen Spermaholic and and No Cum Dodging. There's two ways to combat this. One involves lawyers. The other is to make your movies great to the point where despite all the imitations, people know when they're not watching a Mike John movie. This movie is a classic. What surprised me is where I don't recall Mike releasing 2 dvd sets before Racial Tension, he does so again with Spermaholics 5. How does he fill that extra dvd? With enough cocks to make the girls jaws stop working...
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Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 7/16/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Kelly Wells, Haley Scott, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: I haven't watched a DVSX movie in a while and am not really into gangbangs but I dig all 3 girls featured in this Bobby Manila movie. Kelly Wells (a, dp) & 5 guys (including Kurt Lockwood & Brad Baldwin) Stacy Thorn (a, dp) & 5 guys (including Andrew Andretti, Billy Banks, and Sergio Escoto) Haley Scott (a, dp), Brad Baldwin, Kurt Lockwood, Johnny Fender, and Richard Kline As you can see by the numbers, this movie isn't along the lines of Anabolic or RLD's gangbangs so you don't have a lot of guys waiting in line to get a shot at the girl. Kelly Wells probably had the strongest scene while Haley's skin seems a little bleached from the light shining onto her face especially during the blowjobs. The biggest surprise is the appearance of Kurt Lockwood in two of the scenes. I don't think I've ever seen Kurt in even a b/b/g scene much less a scene where he has to share the girl with at least 3 other guys.
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Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/14/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Gigi, Jasmine Tame, Roxxxy Rush, Chelsie Rae, Hayley Jade
Review brief: The 8th edition of the Squirt for Me POV series, the cover promises 100 pure female ejaculate. Already I'm quite skeptical as these girls, although young and cute, are not known for their "squirting" antics from other movies. Then again I've been quite skeptical of the known squirters also. Chelsie Rae Haley Jayde Jasmine Tame Roxxxy Rush Gigi These girls do not squirt during sex. Before the POV dick pops out, we get to see the girls masturbate until they squirt but there are some problems. The camera moves away from the pussy to Chelsie's face before it moves back to an already dripping pussy which suggest there might've been a turkey baster trick during the diversion. The director doesn't even bother using the diversion with Haley. The scene is cut and then when she reappears again, her pussy is already dripping. At least in Jasmine's scene you get a couple of seconds after the cut before the liquid pops out. Same camera edit haunts Roxxxy's squirting although again the camera cuts to her already drooling pussy.
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Release date: 6/21/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Holly Wellin, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Aaliyah Jolie, Kelly Kline, Britney Manson
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Standard cookie cutter fare from the guys at RLD/PXP. As the title implies, we get 2 girls on one guy. The girls would cum swap at the end of each scene where one girl would end up swallowing. Lela Star, Victoria Sweet, and John Strong Holly Wellin (a), Roxy Deville, and Steve French Aaliyah Jolie (a), Angela Stone (a, squirting), and Sascha Courtney Simpson, Britney Manson, and John Strong Harmony Rose(a), Kelly Kline, and John Strong At first you'd think there was an attempt by John Strong to match the girls from the first three scenes. You get two hispanics in Lela and Victoria. Two raven tressed girls in Holly and Roxy and two very similar looking blondes in Angela and Aaliyah. Then he blows that theory out of the water with the latter two scenes. Britney Mansons red hair and pale skin provided a stark contrast to Courtney's blonde and tan. The most interesting scene was Courtney Simpson as she uses her limber skills to show off.
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Release date: 5/3/2002
Reviewed on: 7/10/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Olga, Katy, Rocco Siffredi, Anne (ambiguous), Anna, Justine, Jeanette La Douce, Natalie, Hakan, Franco Roccaforte, Agatha, Joanna, Beata, Kety Keite, Susanna Sweet
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: I've lamented the past two years that Rocco Siffredi movies had jumped the shark. The beginning of the end came when Rocco himself announced that he was planning to retire and that he had enough scenes in the vault to fill in the movies. What that meant was that Rocco would only appear in one scene as a performer in his new movies and I've read reports that there was even a movie where he didn't even perform at all. So I decided to go back into the vault myself and pick out Invades Poland. I had originally seen this movie on VHS a couple of years ago and it seemed like I forgot so much about it. I've always had fond memories of this as a classic and when you look at my ratings, you might be puzzled why the sum of the parts don't seem to add up to the overall score. Well this is an example of a movie where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. We have the usual complaints about the washed out colours in his scenes. The girls are kind of pasty and some are tepid in demeanor.
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Release date: 6/26/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Shyla Stylez, Sandra Romain, Jean Val Jean, Eve Laurence, Mia Bangg, Tyla Wynn, Tory Lane, Velicity Von
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: It's strange when you see a long and storied continuing line released under another brand. I mean sure, I've always associated Ass Worship with Jules Jordan but I'm also used to seeing the red dvd box it comes in under Evil Angel. Shyla Stylez (a) & Jean Val Jean Naomi (a, dp, creampie), Jean Val Jean, and Erik Everhard Tory Lane (a, dp), Jules Jordan, and Mark Wood Velicity Von (a) & Jean Val Jean Mia Bangg (a, dp, creampie), Brian Pumper, and Jerry Sandra Romain (a), Tyla Winn (a), and Jean Val Jean Eve Laurence (a) & Jules Watching this video, I felt like I was watching the Jean Val Jean show considering he was in 4 of the 7 scenes. I wasn't into some of the girls looks but Jules brings out the best in them by mixing and matching them with the right performers. As you can see from the breakdown this is was a hard video that really emphasized anal. The only technical quibble I had was with the redish tint of the performer's skin due to the natural sunlight.
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Release date: 5/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Naomi, Tiffany Rayne, Joanna Angel, Georgia Peach, Cherrie Rose
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I've been a fan of Jake Malone's Fuck Dolls since the series first began. So I can say I'm a little disappointed in this movie as I think it is probably the weakest one I've gotten to view. Tiffany Rayne (a) & Michael Stefano Naomi (a), Annette Schwarz, and Tony T Joanna Angel (a, dp), Benjamin Brat, and Tony T Georgia Peach (a, dp), Manuel Ferrara, and Michael Stefano Cherrie Rose (a), Manuel Ferrara, and Michael Stefano In Jake's early FD, I enjoyed the girls dark makeup and fetishy clothes which bordered along the lines of gothic. As the series progressed the darker makeup lessened while other fetish elements take its place. We're talking about lots of toys and things like forceps or speculums (?) like in Georgia's scenes and Tiffany's goofy black veil in the first scene that makes me wonder whether she's going to a lingerie party or a funeral. Well there was one exception to the makeup thing with Joanna Angel but she already looks like that before Jake got to her.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 6/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Katsuni, Michelle B., Joachim Kessef, Nadia Styles, Holly Wellin, Brianna Love, Codi Milo, Carmella Bing
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Brianna Love is one of the prettiest girls to come out in 2005-2006. The only Red Light District contract girl in its history, it's apparent why RLD decided to lock her up. Paired with Manuel Ferrara this is a great movie. Brianna Love, Carmella Bing, Codi Milo Michelle B. (a), Nadia Styles (a), and Manuel Ferrara with Brianna (non-sex) Brianna Love & 5 guy blowbang Brianna Love (a), Manuel Ferrara Brianna Love (a, dp), Holly Wellin (a, dp), Katsumi (a, dp) , Joachim, Michael Stefano, and Mr. Pete What do I love about Brianna? I love her her beautiful hair, her squeaky voice, the way her lips curl, and her nasty streak. It is on full display here. Every scene has Brianna although she takes a backseat in one scene. I guess there's only so much Manuel could do to her but it is her costars who take a backseat to her when you look at the movie overall. The last scene had the most sexual acrobatics but it was also the most poorly shot as the (window)light level was uneven.
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Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/22/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Rocco Siffredi, Antonio, Johnny, Tony, Kid Jamaica, Sue, Jazz Duro, Tera Joy, Angelina Crow, Melissa Lauren, Niki Dark, Keira Farrell, Omar Galanti, Christin Black, Oc Stinger, Szabo Gergo, Mike Chapman, Dieter Von Stein
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This was another movie that made me stop watching porn for a couple of days. Angelina Crow (a) & Omar Galanti (Niki Dark doesn't really participate) Angelina (a), Niki Dark (a), and Rocco Melissa Lauren (a), Tera Joy (a), Kid Jamaica, Michael Chapman Christin Black (a), Keira Farrell (a), Sue (a, dp), Antonio, Dieter Von Stein, Jazz Duro, Johnny, , Michael Chapman, Omar Galanti, Zenza Raggi, and Szabo Gergo As Rocco fans may have noticed, Rocco has been limiting his scenes in his movies because of an impending retirement. I don't really have a problem with this other than the fact that the other performers simply don't match his intensity. I didn't find the girls in the orgy scene very attractive. However, I was utterly revolted by one scene and I believe this one was one that Rocco kept in the vaults for a reason. Melissa Lauren's scene is dated as she hadn't been blonde since 2004. While the guys are fucking her in the ass, you see anal spillage and I don't mean lube.
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/19/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Billy Glide, Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, Sergio, Tommy Gunn, Tiger, Steven French, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Todd Driller, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mike Hash, Steve James, Charlotte Stokely, Jenna Presley, Marco Banderas, Ava Rose, Vanessa Figueroa, Chloe Morgan, Samantha South, Sammy Cruz, Jessie Castro
Directed by: Todd Todd
Review brief: Premise is real simple like the title says. We have teens in colourful jeans teasing us before every scene. Some with whale tails sticking out.. Sometimes I wonder if the jeans belonged to wardrobe because they look the same in every scene. I believe this is my first look at Todd Todd's work. I believe he was the second director hired by Vince Vouyer for Voyeur Media (after Tim Von Swine). Charlotte Stokely, James Deen, and Sergio Charlotte (bj only) & Brian Surewood Jeanie Marie Sullivan & Erik Everhard Jeanie (a only) & Marco Duato Jeanie (bj only) & Trent Soluri Samantha South (a) & Steve French Chloey Morgan, Jenna Presley, Sergio, and Tommy Gunn Ava Rose, Jessi Castro, James Deen, and Billy Glide, then anonymous pop shots There were some problems with the scenes. The lighting was too low in some of the scenes notably Samantha South and Ava & Jessi's scenes making the video less crisp than it should be.
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Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/18/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Sergio, Chris Charming, Harley, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Seth Dickens, Jay Lassiter, Jack Venice, Jenner, Roxxxy Rush, Horst Baron, Lorena Sanchez, Joey Valentine
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: I guess Grand Slam can be compared to Diabolic's Gang Bang Auditions in that you have 3 scenes where the girl would take on about 5-7 guys. What's weird about this video is in keeping with the theme of the title, it is shot inside a white tent-like background with green turf. So we definitely don't have a problem with white balance or lighting but the setting is sterile. Roxxxy Rush (a, dp, anal creampie) Joey Valentine Lorena Sanchez (dpp) I didn't recognise most of the guys to bother trying to identify them but they look like the usual suspect mopes. I'm surprised there wasn't one single black guy in any of the three scene. The girls were all very pretty. Joey Valentine reminds me of Joey Lauren Adams which may not be coincidental. Well if you want to see a bunch of guys taking their turns at getting to fuck hot girls, this is your movie.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 6/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jada Fire, Manuel Ferrara, Mia Bangg, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Amy Ried, Sasha Knox, Annette Schwarz
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing I like most about Brandon's movies is his enthusiasm for what he is shooting. He always seems to be having fun joking or talking to the girls behind the scenes and this is best exemplified in his 50 to 1 series. Even in the Baker's Dozen series where you normally would have a poor girl await a more than a dozen cums plashes on her face, you can see how he tries to make things goofy and loose even incorporating it into the story. Amy Reid & Brandon then a BD blowgang with Sasha Knox Mia Bangg (a), Jada Fire (a), and Manuel Ferrara then a BD gangbang assisted by Hillary Scott Annette Schwarz with Jake Malone then a BD blowbang You have Amy Reid screaming out she hates voyeurs (this is an inside joke) when she spots all the mopes hungrily awaiting her. You have Annette faced with a bumby police lineup as she tries to identify the sex offender in the story. All in all the girls have a good time even though ounces and ounces of jizz coat their face. The girl's looks weren't all my cup of tea.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/13/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Mark Davis, Mark Wood, Lee Stone, Talon, Mia Rose, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Peyton Lafferty, Mandy Fox, Sindee Jennings, Ryaan Reynolds, Vixen Vogel
Directed by: Johnny Boston
Review brief: Just a solid newbie title from a new company. I don't know who Johnny Boston is (he may be an alias of an already known director) but he keeps things nice and simple. Peyton Lafferty (a, dp), Marc Davis, and Talon Annette Schwarz & Lee Stone Mandy Fox, Sindee Jennings, and Marc Davis Mia Rose & Mark Wood Lela Starr & Mark Wood Bonus: Ryan Reynolds, Vixen (a), and Marc Davis Well for a title called Home Wreckers, you'd expect there'd be a story where someone's marriage was being wrecked but we don't exactly get it. Oh well I didn't mind it so much. The girls were young and hot, they could fuck, and it was shot well. The best part of the movie is where you get a shot of Lela facing the camera in a doggy position and then see her facial reaction when Mark Wood mounts her. The camera kept the focus on her face. My favourite scene was Mandy Fox and Sindee Jennings. Mandy looks like Busy Philipps while Sindee has a resemblance to Rose McGowen in the face.
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Release date: 5/18/2006
Reviewed on: 6/9/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Kaylynn, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Dana Vespoli, Penny Flame, Joachim Kessef, James Deen, Alicia Alighatti, Haley Scott, Tee Reel
Directed by: Dana Vespoli
Review brief: When Dana Vespoli came out of retirement, I was shocked at the change in her looks as she had lost a lot of weight and added multiple tattoos to her body, as seen in Pink Ink. Given that she was or may still be paired with Manuel Ferrara, I figured we would see his influence in her directing style. Alicia Alighatti & Mick Blue Kaylynn (a) & Mark Wood Dana Vespoli (a) & Manuel Ferrara Penny Flame & James Deen Haley Scott (a), Tee Reel, and Joachim Kessef The movie is a good debut from Dana. She doesn't shoot in the usual Digital Sin/New Sensation 24p camera and she does touch and probe the performers behind the camera like Skeeter Kerkove. If every scene was like the Kaylynn scene, this would be the perfect movie. Why? Kaylynn is portrayed as this Elmira like character, dressed like a young girl with pigtails, and showing a crazed enthusiasm for Mark Wood.
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Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/6/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Nautica Thorn, Scott Nails, Jasmine Byrne, Holly Morgan, Alexis Silver, Codi Milo, Honey II
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: There is one reason why I really wanted to check this video out and her name is Holly Morgan. She gorgeous blonde with a voluptious body. She debuted last year and was only doing g/g sex but supposedly she was available to do b/g only with her boyfriend. This was my first chance to see her ride the cock and it wasn't her boyfriend's Holly Morgan Honey Jasmine Byrne (a) Alicia Silver Nautica Thorn The lucky cock in question is Scott Nails who is the cock in every scene. I thought it would've been Robby D but I hear he's married to the former Bunny Luv so I guess that's why he needed a stunt cock. It's just weird to hear Robby's voice talking in the first person knowing that the cock isn't is. The women for the most part are beautiful and so were the production values. Of course Robby D keeps a steady camera since it's not his cock that's being ridden. Holly looked great especially with two cross necklaces adorning her cleavage.
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Release date: 5/10/2006
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: April Flowers, Diane, Shasta, Faith, Desiree, Venus, Capri, Billie Britt, Ashley Brooks, Kristy, Sharka Blue, Regan Anthony, Jordan Fleiss, Kelly Wells, Jacqueline Summers, Tia Sweets, Sophia Castello, Nikki Hilton, Sophie Dee, Rebeca Linares, Alexis Silver, Bailey Brooks, Marquetta Jewel, Heather Zatch, Nina Estes, Ginger Taylor, Mysti May, Lilliana Monroe, Dylan Ryder, Lynn Pleasant, Destiny Love, Kimberly Price, Aaralyn Barra, Maya Hills, Carla Harvey, Jenni Morrison, Taylor Hilton, Jessie Jewels, Nikki Grind, Raven Sky, Amber Rayne, Violet Marcell, Addison Rose, Aspen Tylor, Kaci Kay, Sanya, Cassidy Blue, Diana Doll, Sabrina Lewis, Mahlia Milian, Aza Haze
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 2/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Davis, Kaylynn, Venus, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Taylor Rain, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Well this is a standard Jonni Darkko movie. Well shot; good lighting; pretty women and good sex. What more do you want? Venus (a, squirting) & Mark Ashley Kelly Wells (a) & Mark Davis then another cumshot from Darkko Taylor Rain (a, pseudo dp with dildo) & Mark Ashley Tiffany Mynx (a) & Mark Ashley Kaylynn (a, no vaginal) & Brian Pumper I was surprised to see Kaylynn only take it in the pooper. I wish there had been some variation with some pussy fucking. She looks absolutely gorgeous with purple highlights and in a mesh outfit. The movie did feel like it stagnated at certain points because you see the same setting (Darkko's loft?) and the same guy (Mark Ashley) in different scenes. The beginning of Tiffany Mynx's scene has her literally coming out of the closet (dresser). My favourite scene was probably Kelly Wells's scene as it was the most evenly lit scene and it seemed like she always wants more. Behind the Scenes features mostly interviews and photoshoots of the girls.
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Release date: 5/18/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Joey Silvera, Reno, Mark Ashley, Tiffany Hopkins, Ian Tate, Juan Cuba, Andrea Moranty, Jake Malone, Janet Alfano, Sativa Rose, Kelly Wells, Saana, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Taryn Thomas, Jay Lassiter, Jean-Claude Batiste, Sunny Lane, Ace, Slimm Dawg, Simone West, Kevin Kline, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: The Service Animals series won 2005 XRCO award for Best Gonzo series. Considering the three Service Animals (19, 20, 21) that were released that year, this was a well deserved award. I consider Service Animals as Joey Silvera's flagship series. It usually features good hard sex with someone being dominated along with Joey's eccentric directing style. Taryn Thomas & Jake Malone Janet Alfano (a) & Nat Turnher Simone West (a) & Mark Ashley Kelly Wells (a, dp), Ace, Jean Claude Batiste, and Slim Dawg Sunny Lane (squirting) & Jay Lassiter Saana (a, dp) with Dirty Dog & Richard Raymond then Joey Silvera (bj only) Courtney Cummz (a), Patricia Petite (a), Sativa Rose, Juan Cuba, and Reno Tiffany Hopkins (a, dp), Andrea Moranty, & Jay Lassiter Taryn's scene starts the movie off in a school girl's uniform, and if you've seen Jake Malone in scenes before; you know he's going to get dominated by a little school girl.
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Release date: 4/29/2006
Reviewed on: 6/2/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Brian Pumper, Alexis Malone, Jayna Oso, Leah Luv, Sativa Rose, Tiffany Holiday, Ace, Julia Bond, Lee Bang, Broc Adams, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Wow. Jules Jordan video released two interracial titles back to back (the other being Racial Tension) which gives me the ability to compare the directors, Jules Jordan, to Racial Tension's Mike John as they tackle a similar theme. Julia Bond & Mandingo Jayna Oso (a, dp), Brian Pumper, Ace, Brock Adams, and Lee Bang Sativa Rose, Mr. Marcus, and Nat Turnher Leah Luv (a) & Brian Pumper Alexis Malone & Mr. Marcus Lisa Ann & Sean Michaels Tiffany Holiday & Mandingo While Mike John floods our brains and the girls with group sex, Jules concentrates more on the setup tease and how the girls look and then pulls out the biggest gun of them all Mandingo. It tells me I've been watching too much porn when I know what's going to happen the second I see the performers of a certain scene as everything went as predicted. My favourite scene was Alexis Malone and her thigh high black stockings while Sativa and Julia Bond made great eye candy.
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 5/30/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Gianna Michaels, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Sierra Sinn, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Kaci Starr, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is back and his first movie with his new distributor, Jules Jordan video, is an interracial movie which surprised me. Why? Because I had complained in Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series about how the black guy disappears once the blowbang was over, the black men disappear. Naomi (a, dp) with Tee Reel & Mr. Marcus then black mope blowbang (Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, and two other guys) Mysti May with Sean Michaels then black mope gangbang Marie Luv (a, dp) w/ Mr. Pete, Erik Everhard, and James Deen then white mope blowbang (Dick Nasty, Mark Zane, Kyle Stone, and Mike Hash) Kaci Starr (a, dp) with Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, and Tee Reel then black mope blowbang Gianna with Brian Pumper & Sledge Hammer Sierra Sinn (a) with Sean Michaels then all the mopes black and white (gangbang) This is a true interracial movie in most respects. You have black guys doing white girls, white guys doing a black girl, and white and black guys doing a white girl.
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Release date: 3/20/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Holly Wellin, Lexi Love
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Cunt Gusher's is Manuel Ferrara's ode to the squirting female. Instead of seeing the usual suspects like Flower Tucci, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, or Cytherea, Manuel has girls not know for their squirting fall prey to his magic fingers. Marie Luv (a) & Manuel Ferrara Lexi Love & Steve Holmes Sativa Rose & Manuel Gianna & Manuel Holly Wellin (a) & Michael Stefano Oh yeah, we have sex too. Sometimes the squirting happens within the context of the sex scene but the majority of the scenes have Manuel doing the magic before or after the actual scene. It looks realistic too not just the girls peeing but Lexi's output seemed a little yellow too me even though it wasn't streaming. The girls are attractive and they like their costars. What more can you ask for? Extras have a behind the scenes of mostly photoshoots but there is no bonus scene or extra footage.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Two related things stand out about this movie. I think Van Styles is using a different camera than in previous movies I've watched because the exposure took me by surprise. The other is that while some people accuse Van Styles of emulating Jules Jordan, this movie is an homage to John Leslie. The only problem is that John Leslie's style of shooting drives me completely bonkers. Michelle Maylene & Kurt Lockwood Georgia Peach (a) & Mark Ashley Leah Luv (a, dp), Mark Wood, and Scott Lyons Bailey (a)& Mr. Marcus Charlotte Stokely & Kurt Lockwood The comparison is thought of in the first scene as Van Styles shoots behind plants and other objects a la Leslie's Voyeur series. The other similarity is shooting into the light. Now I've never seen Van Styles do this intentionally before but he does rely on natural lighting to light the scene.
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Release date: 4/29/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tony T., Manuel Ferrara, Trent Tesoro, Talon, Michelle Maylene, Mysti May, Gwen Diamond, Addison Rose, Diana Doll
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Well with the mass exodus of directors from PXP/RLD, Martin del Toro is now has his unique style of direction on the big stage. I've watched some of his stuff over at Vertigo and some things stood out. You see intentional lens vignetting which is when the zoom is set at such a wide angle you see the lens hood on the corners of the screen. He doesn't mind drool on his lens. Hell he encourages it sometimes with the girls spitting on it. Foot fetish moments Armpit fucking which has the girls trying not to break out laughing Smearing the girl's face with something, usually spooge. All the elements are there. The girls: Misty May, Tony T, and John Strong Sue Diamond & Trent Tesero Addison Rose & John Strong Gwen Diamond & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Michelle Maylene The sex was conventional b/g or b/b/g. Well conventional for Del Toro. The plot revolves around the typical guys driving around picking up girls so they could do a "photoshoot" that leads to more.
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Release date: 2/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/25/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Natalia, Nacho Vidal, Morgana, Tiffany Hopkins, Ariana Jollee, Sweet Sugar, Roberto Chivas, Samantha Blanco, Lucia Lapiedra
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: I haven't seen a Nacho movie in a while. Hell I don't think I've seen one since the days of Killer Pussy which means that I haven't seen any of the stuff he shot for Evil Angel. From what I understand he is a major celebrity in his native Spain and he's been shooting more uhh alternative things for Evil Angel since he's had a little more artistic freedom. Ariana Jolee (a, squirting), Sweet Sugar (a), and Nacho Natalia (a) & Roberto Chivas Tiffany Hopkins (a, squirting) & Nacho Samantha Blanco (a, squirting) & Nacho Morgana, Lucia Lapiedra, and Nacho Like for example, I think he's shot some tranny movies along with a gay movie. Hell Ariana Jolee supposedly did a 15 tranny gangbang directed by him and man... I thought her scene here was a continuation when you first see Sweet Sugar's hairy arm and man hands. Sure taking off Sugar's panties reveals a pussy but that may be man made leather mitt as I do believe Sugar is a post-op tranny with that hard look and boobjob.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/24/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Talon, Andrew Andretti, Kinzie Joe, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Lacie Heart, Roxxxy Rush, Dana Duval, Lexi Belle
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Simple concept here. Cute actual teenagers fucked in a variety of ways. Each girl would be introduced with their birthdates. Lacie Heart & Andrew Andretti Kinzie Jo & Mark Wood Lexxi Belle & Donnie Long Roxxxy Rush (a, dp), John Strong, and Steve Taylor Jeanie Marie Sullivan & Talon Dana Duval (a) & Christian I've seen most of these girls before and they all put in decent performances. Sometimes Dave would interview them before the scene starts sometimes it's just a tease and straight into the sex. I thought all the girls were attractive although the guys and sets used were pretty average. Lexi Belle used to be known as Nollie and she has longer hair than in her incarnation as Nollie. Jeanie Marie Sullivan seemed to have a bored waiting expression in doggy before Talon enters her. Dana Duval reminds me so much of Teagan Presley in the face. Extras had no behind the scenes.
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Release date: 4/13/2006
Reviewed on: 5/21/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Cassandra, Samantha, Toni Ribas, Sharka Blue, Malezia, Kimmie Cream, Joe Rock, Patrik, Rebeca Linares, Suzie Diamond, Shanice, Judy Star, Sandra Kalerman, Maya Hills
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: You could say that Piggies 8 is a continuation of Piggies 7 in that he includes a couple of girls from his trip to Montreal. As I remarked, the Montreal scenes were weaker than the rest of the movie in 7 that I shudder to think what had happened if he had made a Piggie movie with only the Montreal scenes from 7 and 8. Maya Hills & Brandon Iron Shanice & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Sharka Blue (squirting, a) & Toni Ribas Judy Star (fj & bj only) & Joe Rock Sandra Kalerman & Patrik Kimmie Kream & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Rebecca Linares & Toni Ribas Samantha & Joe Rock Suzie Diamond & Brandon Cassandra & Joe Rock (fj and bj only) Again, I preferred the scenes Brandon shot outside of Montreal (LA for Maya and Prague for the euro girls). Toni Ribas and Brandon are stronger performers than Joe Rock. The scenes are shot better in terms of lighting and the fact that the focus isn't going bonkers.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006
Studio: XCartel
Starring: Sabrina, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Brittany, Kylie, Veronika Raquel
Directed by: Jordan
Review brief: This is a collection of scenes from youngmodels.com. The site pretends to have guys go out and recruit fresh girls to do modeling for 500 dollars. Once they get back to the studio (couch or bed), they get offered 1000 bucks to do porn. Since the female talent seem to be Florida based I didn't recognised them and one especially Veronika showed a lot of charisma pretending to be a naive little girl. Veronika & Justin Brittany James & Lance Banger (condom) Sabrina & Lucky Megan Jones & Jason Kylie & Steve Since the scenes were shot with internet broadcast in mind, the production values are low really low. It's like the cameraman didn't understand the concept of lighting and white balance. Many of the scenes had the performers going in and out of focus while the action was going on. The women are cute and fresh even though I recognised Brittany from a previous movie I reviewed last year. Judging from the young models website, the scenes from this movie are probably from last year too.
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Release date: 4/27/2006
Reviewed on: 5/16/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Erik Everhard, Phoebe, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ginger Lee, Ava Rose, Lela Star, Addison Rose
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: I always like to watch Tyrone Shuz's movies because of the way the scenes are naturally lit but I have a suspicion that the cameraman may actually be Jonni Darkko. Lela Star & Mark Ashley Ginger Lee & Erik Everhard Ava Rose & Mark Ashley Phoebe & Mr. Pete Addison Rose & Mr. Pete The sex is conventional b/g sex. I watched this movie for the newbies involved and for the most part the girls had sex in a reticent manner. The girls are all weak on the stick and many cringe at the facial. Addison actually looks bored at the camera while Mr. Pete puts it to her. Lela Star, Ava, and Ginger's scenes stood out in the movie based on their sheer looks. Behind the scenes feature interviews with all of the girls except for Addison. Bonus scene is Alektra Blue and Chris Charming from Erotica XXX 10.
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Release date: 4/20/2006
Reviewed on: 5/15/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Harmony Rose, Sammie Rhodes, Lacie Heart, Mike Adriano
Directed by: Greg Lansky, Mike Adriano
Review brief: Alpha Sigma Sigma (ASS) is a sorority excuse to fuck. Mike Adriano and Greg Lansky are two new directors at Digital Sin / New Sensations. I hear they're both euro guys. Greg holds the camera while Mike is in every scene. In the "plot" of the movie, Mike is the boy toy that the pledges must fuck to prove their worthiness. *roll eyes* Must be nice to be able to cast yourself in every scene as a director. Mike looks like darker Jon Bon Jovi. Harmony Rose & Mike Adriano Nadia Styles (a) & Mike Randi Wright & Sammie Rhodes (toy a, dp) Lacie Heart & Mike Tiffany Taylor & Mike The sex got monotonous with Mike in every b/g scene. The volume of the movie was much lower than in the menus leading me to have to turn the knob up.
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Release date: 5/4/2006
Reviewed on: 5/14/2006
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Joey, Jack Napier, Mia Rose, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Lorena Sanchez, Ava Rose
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: For those that want to see how a porn movie is really shot and isn't satisfied with simply watching the behind the scenes, you should get this movie. What are things that are normally part of the behind the scenes is left in the movie. The movie claims to have no cuts or edits which is somewhat of a lie because you do see cuts whenever the tape runs out and they need to splice in footage of the next tape with the dreamlike squigly sequence transition. Ava Rose & Sascha Mia Rose & Sascha Lorena Sanchez & Jack Napier Tobi Pacific (a, dp), Steve French, and Jenner Chelsie Rae (a) & Chris Charming Joey Valentine (a, dp), Sascha, and Trent Tesoro So with an unedited movie, you get to hear instructions from the director (Mike Metropolis), stops in the action, baby wipe accident breaks, changing white balance within the scene, and flash strobes going off as stills are being taken. Some people are not going to like these ironic interruptions of the continuity of the scene.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 5/12/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Julia, Dillon, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Chloe Dior, Jana Cova, Kayla Paige, Talon
Review brief: A decidedly average compilation from Digital Sin/New Sensations trying to squeeze every last penny from the Carmen Luvana brand now that she's a contract girl with Adam & Eve, the only reason you should get this is if you're a huge Carmen Luvana mark. She's a blonde hispanic girl with one of the prettiest faces in porn but she also has some distracting oversized breast implants. The scenes are from: Carmen Goes to College w/ Erik Everhard Carmen Goes to College 3 w/ Jana Cova Carmen Goes to College 4 w/ Talon Innocence w/ Dillon Naked Eye w/ Lee Stone Riders w/ Pat Myne Phoenix Rising 2 w/ Kayla Paige Phoenix Rising 2 w/ Chloe Dior & Lee Stone Riders w/ Julian Naughty College School Girls 21 Since I haven't seen I Love Carmen 1, I can't really say if the scenes are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Most of this video seems to be culled from mostly features so I guess Carmen didn't make that many gonzos.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 5/9/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Honey, Violet, Erik Everhard, Roxy, Tiffany, Lexi Love, Kelsey Michaels, Codi, Charlotte Stokely, Allie Ray, Roxy Deville, Codi Star, Allie, Violet Marcell, Jazmine Leih, Diana Doll
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Vince Voyeur's 3 on Me POV is a natural progression of his Multiple POV series over at Red Light District. Rather than have all three girls attack the guy at once, the scenes are tiered where the scene starts with one girl and then there's an excuse in the "plot" to add another girl, and then again. Lexi Love, then Allie Ray, then Charlotte Stokely Violet Marcelle, then Honey, and then Roxy Deville Sue Diamond, then Tiffany (a) & Codi Star (a) I must say that since Vince has left RLD, his movies have improved. It's not just the lack of watermark; either his ghost directors, cameramen, or editors have changed. Even in a pov, you'd figure Vince would be the first person perspective but behind the scenes show Kyle Stone for the Violet scene and I see Erik Everhard credited too. Then again I also see Kelsey Michaels credited when I couldn't find her in the movie or extras... easter egg? I'm just confused. Having those extra girls adds to the heat of the pov, although I wonder why the plot has Honey leave the scene before the finish.
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Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 5/4/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Katie Rae, Courtney Simpson, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: This is my second look at the Teen Fuck Holes series since Jake Malone took it over from Tim Von Swine. I like Jake's movies in general especially his choice of girls and some of the inventive ways he sets up the scene with the girls teasing the camera. Katie Ray (a) & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Manuel Courtney Simpson & Michael Stefano Lacie Heart,Dana Duval, and Manuel Jenna Presley & Manuel The best example is Courtney's scene. Most other movies would have Courtney do a leg lift or a split as a way to show off "look what I can do!" but Jake works in it as a tease where she puts herself in positions where you just want to fuck her. The action is less hardcore than the previous TFHs, But the scenes have a playful vibe especially when you see a ticklish Jenna Presley flinch from a Manu finger near her asshole. This movie felt like the Manuel Ferrara show since he's in 4 of the scenes. Michelle flinches at Manu's popshot only to be surprised that it sprays everywhere except her eyes.
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Release date: 4/14/2006
Reviewed on: 5/2/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Mark Davis, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Jamie Elle, Lacie Heart, Chelci, Carmen Pena, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Review brief: Conventional b/g line with what else... young girls. Kara Bare & Mark Ashley Jamie Elle & Mark Davis Lacie Heart & Mr. Pete Carmen Pena & Mr. Pete Chelci & Mark Ashley The sex was standard and the girls I thought were very pretty. What was strange about this movie was that some of the scenes had different feels which I confirmed later with the credits noting that there were three different cameramen. Rumours say the director, Xavier Mann, is a pseudonym for Jonni Darkko but he wouldn't have used some of the lighting setup in some of the scenes. Kara's scene was different in that it didn't have the widescreen black bars bordering the top and bottom of the video. It was probably the best shot also. Bonus scene was some Hungarian girl from Desires of the Innocent 4. She could pass for a dark brunette Aurora Snow.
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Release date: 3/7/2006
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Angela Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley, Franchezca Valentina
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: 2wice as Nice is a standard b/g/g line from Bobby Manila. Monica Breeze, Aaralyn Barra, and Trent Tesero Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, and Kurt Lockwood Jenna Presley, Lacie Heart, and Tommy Gunn Angela Stone, Jenavieve Jolie, and Tommy Gunn Franchezca Valentina, Dakota Cameron, and Kurt Lockwood The scenes all end in cum swapping between the girls. It seems like the movie might have been shot in one house because the couches seem to match a colourful theme. The scenes are shot with even lighting which I prefer. Sierra and Joanna's scene with Kurt has him playing an Ovation guitar at the beginning while the girls make out. Not that you can hear him play that piece of plastic shit, he just tries to look non-chalant with these two hot girls around. I believe this was the first time I've seen these girls not do an anal scene which surprised me.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/27/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Randy Spears, Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Joey, Tiffany, Sascha, Steven French, Veronica Stone, Cherrie Rose, Codi Star, Sandra LaRosa, Cody Lane, Joey Valentine, Tiffany Six
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Some of you may be too young to remember, but Who's That Girl was a terrible Madonna movie, soundtrack, and song. If we were to judge the plot against the average feature porn, it'd still be terrible. However, this is Vince Voyeur's newbie line (replacing Breakin Em In) for his new company. Codi Star (a) & Randy Spears Veronica Stone, Tiffany (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and Sean Michaels Cherrie Rose (a) & Sascha Joey Valentine (dpp), Steven French, and Kyle Stone Sandra Larosa & Randy Spears All I have to say is guddam to some of these new girls, especially Sandra and Codi. Sandra is a beautiful light skinned blonde brazilian. Codi is a brunette that looks like a thicker Patricia Petite at certain angles. Randy Spears is the lucky son of a bitch that plunges them both. Joey Valentine is also a new beauty could pass for a blonde less perky Sandra Bullock. Tiffany was last seen in a bonus scene for This Butts 4 U and kind of looks like Hollie Stevens at certain angles. Cherrie Rose looks like a young Gia Paloma.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Mr. Marcus, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross, Sabrina Sparx, Charlotte Stokely, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Review brief: Well, we have another episode of Joanna's Angel. In the previous episode, brainwashed villain Tommy Pistol wreaked crazed havoc across New York. Apparently though, the Angels are desperate as he's their new recruit, still wreaking havoc with his general ineptitude. Meanwhile, the President's (Mr. Marcus) daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped so the Angels are on the case. Joanna Angel (a, dp), James Deen, and Mr. Marcus Pixie Pearl & Tommy Pistol Pinky Lee (bj only) & Mr. Marcus Kylee Kross & Mr. Marcus Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond (a), and Tommy Pistol Joanna Angel (a), Charlotte Stokely, and James Deen Well like the previous movie, we have a choppy plot where the transitions are confusing especially the payoff. Paying attention to the dialogue reveals its zaniness as the cast makes fun of the "alt" phenomenon so you know not to take any of this seriously.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/25/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jerry, Reno, Kris Knight, Jean Val Jean, Holly Wellin, Memphis Monroe, Joe Hart, Paris Dahl
Directed by: Richard Hamilton
Review brief: I should've known better. In January, a bevy of girls had signed for Hustler at the AVN show. I had only recognised Memphis Monroe out of this group and supposedly these were new contract girls for Larry Flynt Publications. Hence, Larry's Angels. So I decided to get this video to get a hardcore glimpse of Joey Hart and Paris Dahl. Memphis Monroe, Holly Wellin (a), and Reno Joey Hart & Jerry Joey Hart & Paris Dahl Memphis Monroe & Kris Knight Joey Hart & Jean Val Jean The Hustler Honeys are attractive but they're not very hardcore so Holly Wellin was brought in to give some anal to the movie. Holly looks similar to Memphis actually. Joey Hart formerly known as Adel Sharpe or Adel Miller gets three scenes. The scenes that introduce Memphis and Joey respectively include a monologue interview. Memphis answers a question with "I like to fuck everyone." Well, she flinches from the facial though. Joey wasn't that much better.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jerry, Naomi, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tiffany, Rita Faltoyano, Mr. Pete, Shyla Stylez, Sascha, Jasmine Tame, Julia Bond
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Well the biggest thing about this DVD as I waited for it was the news that Shyla Stylez was making her return to porn. Now I had never seen her work with JKP so the last thing I watched of hers was her work with Erik at Anabolic and she was unenhanced then. Shyla Stylez & Erik Julia Bond, Rita Faltoyano (a), and Erik Brianna Devil (a) & Erik Jasmine Tame (a, dp), Jon Dough, then Jerry and Erik Naomi (a), Erik, and Mr. Pete Tiffany (a), Erik, and Sascha (bonus) Well this is another solid title from Erik. Shyla looked extremely trashy ala late 80s early 90s porn star with the big hair and the spandex and leg warmers outfit as she plays a gym trainer. She looks to have gained some weight to go along with those implants so she's proportioned like one of those dirty comic book characters. The rest of the girls are attractive too with Brianna Devil standing out in that skanky French Canadian way. Even though she was in Canadian Beaver, she's relatively newer than the other girls that I've seen over and over again.
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Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 4/19/2006
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Bardot
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: A lot of people don't like ink on their girls. Some girls look distinct with a tattoo here and there. If given a preference, I would rather have the girl bare than to have multiple tattoos. This movie celebrates the multiple tattoos. Gianna Lynn & Cheyne Collins Dana Vespoli (a) & Lee Stone Adriana Nicole (a) & Scott Nails Demi Marx (a) & Van Damage Lexi Bardot & Lee Stone The girls show off their tattoos and explain the stories behind them. I thought this was probably the best part about the video. I was a little shocked to see the appearance of Dana Vespoli. She was already thin when she began the business but she's much thinner now. Whatever little boobs she had before is completely gone and her ass became bony. Her metamorphasis reminds me of what had happened to Jade Hsu. Demi Marx also looks like she lost some weight and she added a sleeve on her left arm.
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Release date: 3/22/2006
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Naomi, Kaylynn, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Sandra Romain, Nick Jacobs, Delilah Strong, Rico Strong, Marquetta Jewel, Marco Banderas, Donnie Long, Mentally Ill Dude
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: So I'm watching this movie with this appropriately chosen cast, and the first thing to come to mind is that I'm watching a New Sensations / Digital Sin movie. Now I've never reviewed a Darkko NS/DS movie but I've reviewed plenty of NS/DS movies (most notably by Tyrone Shuz) where I commented on the Darkko influence. After watching this movie, I say screw it... it has to be Darkko holding the camera in those other movies in the distinct way the lighting (natural) is setup, the camera , and the angles he uses. Sandra Romain (a) & Chris Charming Tiffany Mynx (a) & Marco Duarto Kaylynn, Olivia O'Lovely, and Rico Delilah Strong & Donnie Long Marquetta Jewel & Mark Ashley Naomi & Nick Jacobs (bonus scene) This is a fine movie. Every scene starts of with a tease with some participation from Darkko and every girl has a nice ass to work with. The men were competent performers but Darkko was wise to match them with more experienced girls. The pairing of Kaylynn and Olivia wasn't as explosive as I thought it would be.
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Release date: 4/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: A cute movie that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Heather Gables is now Paris Gables since she became a contract girl for Extreme Associates. The setup of the dvd is similar to Girly Thoughts in that Paris is writing a book journal style where she gives advice on how to be like her. Apparently she's writing chapter 6 which is divided into several lessons: Gia Paloma (a) & Paris (a) - the best kind of friend is a friend you can fuck Trent Soluri & Paris (a only) - Who not to fuck: Never fuck a jerkoff Paris (bj only) & Alias - POV style night vision mocking the One Night in Paris video. Lesson: Love the camera Gigi, Alias, and Paris (a) - Always fuck on your birthday Paris (a only) & Kris Slater - Love Yourself - "In fact fucking myself, I'm one of the best fucks I have had!" The lesbian scene with a pre-implant Gia is set in a little kiddie pool filled with what seemed to be baby oil. It got very greasy fast and anal beads were lost in Paris's ass as seen in behind the scenes.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/16/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Gia Jordan, Sunny Lane, Karina Kay, Georgia Peach, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: I borrowed this DVD from Bono-One and there's a big problem: This dvd is a keeper. Not only is the title a horrible Ricky Martin song, it's the last feature that RLD released (at least for a while). The strength of this DVD is definitely the cast as James Avalon is forced to use another plot that revolves around a porn set similar to Bustful of Dollars. In maybe a satire/homage to the Giarusso brothers, Sunny Lane plays the innocent virgin police officer who has to go undercover and investigate Manuel Ferrara, who police suspect is helping launder money through his porn productions for his brother. Sometimes the plot moves the scenes along but in the end it leaves you unsatisfied as it leads to the inevitable conclusion that Sunny liked porn better than policework. There are some plot holes that are never addressed like what happens with her fiance? Sunny is in many scenes like in Sex Pix and I thought the female cast was outstanding in terms of looks from Karina Kay to Jenna Presley.
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