morbidthoughts's Red Light District Movie Reviews (66)
Release date: 11/20/2007
Reviewed on: 11/23/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Amy Fisher, Louis Bellera
Directed by: Louis Bellera
Review brief: Well I don't remember what Amy looked like as a 16 yr old, but as a thirtysomething yr old housewife, she looks like Catherine Keener from the 40 Year Old Virgin. She has implants proportionate to her body, scars under her breasts to match, and a tattoo on her navel. The footage extends beyond an hour as Amy behaves like any other porn star. There are some masturbation scenes, some blowjob scenes, and a pair of sex scenes with her ex-husband, Louis Bellera. He looks like he's 25 yrs older than her but is in good stocky shape. I guess she has a thing for older italian guys. The sex scenes are tripoded although there is a POV bj section. The video quality is actually decent reminding me of 90s gonzo porn quality. These two of course aren't professionals in playing to the camera so I got somewhat bored after a couple of minutes of their grunting and grinding.
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Release date: 1/31/2007
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Isabella, Maya Hills, Micah Moore, McKenzee Miles, Kissy Kapri
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Interesting title for a teen series, I get visions of Debbie Gibson and start snickering. Micah Moore & John Strong McKenzie Miles & Sascha Isabella Pacino (a) & Mark Wood Maya Hills & Mr. Pete Kissy Kapri (a, dp), Mark Wood, and John Strong The girls are young and cute without any implants. My favourite scenes were Micah and McKenzie's on the basis of their looks. Micah having the better scene due to her energy. However, Maya Hills, who is probably the most attractive girl in the movie, sounds like she's going through the motions with her repetitive moans. Isabella Pacino is a new olive skinned cutie with brown hair and small boobs. Her face reminds me of Reina Leone. Kissy Kapri puts in the hardest scene with both of her holes getting plugged. She certainly has a distinct look with her hairstyle (featuring bangs), eyes, and floppy boobs. The video quality doesn't seem crisp as it it should like the scene wasn't in focus. I'm not sure if this is due to the camera lens used or the post-processing.
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Release date: 1/24/2007
Reviewed on: 2/28/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Rebeca Linares, Aubrey Addams, Dana DeArmond, Bree Olson, Bobbi Starr
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: A great opportunity to look at some new girls that I hadn't seen before, Bore My Asshole implies every girl takes it in the butt. Bore, in this case, means "to drill" not necessarily "to dull" for the vocabulary-challenged. Bree Olson & John Strong Dana DeArmond & Mr. Pete Bobbi Starr (dp), John Strong & Talon Aubrey Addams & John Strong Rebeca Linares (dp), James Deen, and Mick Blue Bobbi Starr is a newbie who I've been wanting to see since the AVN Expo (2007) due to her girl next door looks. She has a passing resemblance to another girl in the movie Dana DeArmond who puts in a strong scene with a gleeful Mr. Pete. Behind the Scenes reveal that Jake Malone might've been the cameraman for the scene while John Strong was plugging away at Bobbi. This scene may have been Bobbi's first DP. Speaking of firsts, bts also reveal that this may be Aubrey's first anal scene. Every scene was strong with every chick being hot.
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., James Deen, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Roxy Deville, Ariel Alexus, Naudia Marie, Adriana DeVille, Lacey Luv, Presley Maddox, Paulina James, Carmel Moore, Jocelyn Jayden
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: I will never understand the interest in cum swapping. By swapping, I mean the girl will accumulate the spooge in her mouth like a chipmunk and then drool the spunk (with some added saliva) into another girl's waiting mouth. In prior scenes that I've reviewed, the girls will keep swapping the money shot back and forth until there's nothing left to swallow. There's also the swapping via kissing method but that's more rare and much hotter. The reason why I watch the videos is that it guarantees that there's two girls in every scene. Roxy Deville, Tobi Pacific (a), and John Strong Naudia Marie, Adrianna Deville (a), and Strong Chelsie Rae (a), Ariel Alexus, and Tony T Jocelyn Jayden, Lacey Luv, and James Deen Paulina James, Carmel Moore, and Strong This is a standard RLD/PXP factory churned video in terms of the action and technical quality. Some girls I found hot. Some girls I didn't find so hot. Unfortunately I didn't see any pairings of two hot girls but I definitely saw one pair of fuglies.
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Release date: 11/14/2006
Reviewed on: 11/25/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dustin Diamond
Review brief: Another celebrity sex tape... it's actually not bad. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to see Dustin Diamond fuck on tape. He's more well known as Screech, the annoying nerd from Saved by the Bell. Apparently Screech does standup comedy and a bachelorette party attended one of his shows. The bachelorette and her bridesmaid invites him to their hotel room, play around with some of the gag gifts, and eventually fuck him. Like in his show, you're not laughing because of Screech... you're laughing at him. He refers to himself in the third person as the D man. Nicknames his wang as the monster but he doesn't really take himself seriously. There is one part where he tries to get the bridesmaid to flash him and she protests that he was a stranger. He then pleads with her, "C'mon you grew up with me!" The video in the hotel room is crappy because of low lighting but the girls do seem to behave like a bachelorette and her bridesmaid.
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Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sadie Summers, Aubrey Addams, Taylor Nix, Vixen Vogel, Allison Pierce
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: A Jake Malone directed title even though Jake isn't actually credited on the cover. It may have something to do with the fact that he is releasing movies under Evil Angel and they may not want to promote a competitor. Aubrey Addams & Manuel Ferrara Vixen (a) & Manuel Tobi Pacific (a, dp), John Strong, and Michael Stefano Allison Pierce (a) & Strong Taylor Nix & Stefano I liked all the girls in the movie and they get to work with the usual RLD/PXP woodsmen. I liked Aubrey Addams's scene as it always looks like the little girl is always having fun in every scene. Both Vixen and Tobi Pacific are both personal favourites and don't disappoint me although the strength in their scene is more in their looks. Both Taylor and Allison put in competent performances. There is a behind the scenes but no bonus scene.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/23/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Ashley, Claudio Meloni, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Marcos Leon, Electra, Richard Kline, Aubrey Addams, Kylie Morgan, Michelle Avanti, Tiffany Meadow
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: This title is probably one of David Luger's last titles for RLD/PXP. What I've noticed is that he's helmed a lot of newbie oriented titles without it being a series. Sometimes the titles are inventive... Sometimes not so. Aubrey Addams (creampie) & Marcos Leon Michelle Avanti, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Claudio Meloni Ashley Anne & Richard Kline Electra (a, dp, double creampie), Steve Taylor, and Claudio Meloni Tiffany Meadow (a) & Jerry Kylie Morgan (creampie) & Donny Long Bonus: Keymore Cash (bj only) & Brad Baldwin The girls vary in attractiveness. Aubrey evokes Eddie Murphy's "I almost fucked a midget" routine because of her small stature. She's soo cute like a little munchkin and I liked her scene the most. Michelle Avanti reminds me of a thicker Nikki Loren. She looked frightened at the prospect of getting two facials at the end though. Ashley Anne sported the biggest juggs and she talks about how she's looking forward to fucking some of the hot men in porn. I start laughing when she gets Richard Kline.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Haley Scott, Luscious Lopez, Sadie Summers, Alicia Angel, Kelly Broox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: The reason I threw this on the reviewing rack was because I heard Sasha Grey was the bonus scene and I had mistaken covergirl Kelly Broox for Lauren Phoenix. Alicia Angel & Manuel Ferrara Kelly Broox & Michael Stefano Luscious Lopez & Manuel Tobi Pacific & Manuel Haley Scott (dp), John Strong, and Stefano With a title like Assault that Ass, of course every girl does anal. The true standout of the movie is little Canadian, Tobi Pacific. I believe Tobi and Vixen are the most beautiful girls to come into porn this year. Tobi, specifically, with her delicate face and blonde hair, sports a lithe body with perky breasts. Manuel seems to like her a lot too as he subjects Tobi to his usual Manuel "whispers of love". Luscious Lopez's ass is probably the other significant item in this movie. I just can't believe the way her body just suddenly curves into that thing. As for Kelly Broox, she looked like Lauren on the cover, she looks like Silky Thumper in the movie. I thought her scene was only okay as well as Alicia Angel's.
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Release date: 7/1/2006
Reviewed on: 7/24/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., Brian Pumper, Sascha, Ava Rose, Kyanna Lee, Lindsey Meadows, Gina Marie, Kylie Morgan, Amber Ashlee
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Another newbie line from RLD, I guess John Strong is now filling a void left by David Luger. Lindsey Meadows & John Strong Amber Ashley, John Strong, and Tony T Gina Marie, John Strong, and Brian Pumper Ava Rose & John Strong Kyanna Lee, Tony T, and Steve French Kylie Morgan, John Strong, and Sascha The sex was rather standard as there are no circus acts involved. Some of the girls definitely show their porn inexperience as Amber Ashley cringes as she tries to mouth dodge a facial and Gina Marie doesn't seem to react much while getting pounded. Gina has strong asian features that weren't apparent from still shots I've seen so I'm guessing she's part asian. The best performer by far is Lindsey Meadows as she is proactive in her scene with John Strong. With her shoulder tattoo, I'm reminded of Amy Dumas (Lita from WWE) for a bit until I remember that Lindsey is much hotter than Lita. Kylie Morgan seemed to have chemistry with John Strong before Sascha interrupts their boinking.
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Release date: 6/21/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Holly Wellin, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Aaliyah Jolie, Kelly Kline, Britney Manson
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Standard cookie cutter fare from the guys at RLD/PXP. As the title implies, we get 2 girls on one guy. The girls would cum swap at the end of each scene where one girl would end up swallowing. Lela Star, Victoria Sweet, and John Strong Holly Wellin (a), Roxy Deville, and Steve French Aaliyah Jolie (a), Angela Stone (a, squirting), and Sascha Courtney Simpson, Britney Manson, and John Strong Harmony Rose(a), Kelly Kline, and John Strong At first you'd think there was an attempt by John Strong to match the girls from the first three scenes. You get two hispanics in Lela and Victoria. Two raven tressed girls in Holly and Roxy and two very similar looking blondes in Angela and Aaliyah. Then he blows that theory out of the water with the latter two scenes. Britney Mansons red hair and pale skin provided a stark contrast to Courtney's blonde and tan. The most interesting scene was Courtney Simpson as she uses her limber skills to show off.
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Release date: 5/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Naomi, Tiffany Rayne, Joanna Angel, Georgia Peach, Cherrie Rose
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I've been a fan of Jake Malone's Fuck Dolls since the series first began. So I can say I'm a little disappointed in this movie as I think it is probably the weakest one I've gotten to view. Tiffany Rayne (a) & Michael Stefano Naomi (a), Annette Schwarz, and Tony T Joanna Angel (a, dp), Benjamin Brat, and Tony T Georgia Peach (a, dp), Manuel Ferrara, and Michael Stefano Cherrie Rose (a), Manuel Ferrara, and Michael Stefano In Jake's early FD, I enjoyed the girls dark makeup and fetishy clothes which bordered along the lines of gothic. As the series progressed the darker makeup lessened while other fetish elements take its place. We're talking about lots of toys and things like forceps or speculums (?) like in Georgia's scenes and Tiffany's goofy black veil in the first scene that makes me wonder whether she's going to a lingerie party or a funeral. Well there was one exception to the makeup thing with Joanna Angel but she already looks like that before Jake got to her.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 6/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Katsuni, Michelle B., Joachim Kessef, Nadia Styles, Holly Wellin, Brianna Love, Codi Milo, Carmella Bing
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Brianna Love is one of the prettiest girls to come out in 2005-2006. The only Red Light District contract girl in its history, it's apparent why RLD decided to lock her up. Paired with Manuel Ferrara this is a great movie. Brianna Love, Carmella Bing, Codi Milo Michelle B. (a), Nadia Styles (a), and Manuel Ferrara with Brianna (non-sex) Brianna Love & 5 guy blowbang Brianna Love (a), Manuel Ferrara Brianna Love (a, dp), Holly Wellin (a, dp), Katsumi (a, dp) , Joachim, Michael Stefano, and Mr. Pete What do I love about Brianna? I love her her beautiful hair, her squeaky voice, the way her lips curl, and her nasty streak. It is on full display here. Every scene has Brianna although she takes a backseat in one scene. I guess there's only so much Manuel could do to her but it is her costars who take a backseat to her when you look at the movie overall. The last scene had the most sexual acrobatics but it was also the most poorly shot as the (window)light level was uneven.
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Release date: 3/20/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Holly Wellin, Lexi Love
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Cunt Gusher's is Manuel Ferrara's ode to the squirting female. Instead of seeing the usual suspects like Flower Tucci, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, or Cytherea, Manuel has girls not know for their squirting fall prey to his magic fingers. Marie Luv (a) & Manuel Ferrara Lexi Love & Steve Holmes Sativa Rose & Manuel Gianna & Manuel Holly Wellin (a) & Michael Stefano Oh yeah, we have sex too. Sometimes the squirting happens within the context of the sex scene but the majority of the scenes have Manuel doing the magic before or after the actual scene. It looks realistic too not just the girls peeing but Lexi's output seemed a little yellow too me even though it wasn't streaming. The girls are attractive and they like their costars. What more can you ask for? Extras have a behind the scenes of mostly photoshoots but there is no bonus scene or extra footage.
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Release date: 4/29/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tony T., Manuel Ferrara, Trent Tesoro, Talon, Michelle Maylene, Mysti May, Gwen Diamond, Addison Rose, Diana Doll
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Well with the mass exodus of directors from PXP/RLD, Martin del Toro is now has his unique style of direction on the big stage. I've watched some of his stuff over at Vertigo and some things stood out. You see intentional lens vignetting which is when the zoom is set at such a wide angle you see the lens hood on the corners of the screen. He doesn't mind drool on his lens. Hell he encourages it sometimes with the girls spitting on it. Foot fetish moments Armpit fucking which has the girls trying not to break out laughing Smearing the girl's face with something, usually spooge. All the elements are there. The girls: Misty May, Tony T, and John Strong Sue Diamond & Trent Tesero Addison Rose & John Strong Gwen Diamond & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Michelle Maylene The sex was conventional b/g or b/b/g. Well conventional for Del Toro. The plot revolves around the typical guys driving around picking up girls so they could do a "photoshoot" that leads to more.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/24/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Talon, Andrew Andretti, Kinzie Joe, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Lacie Heart, Roxxxy Rush, Dana Duval, Lexi Belle
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Simple concept here. Cute actual teenagers fucked in a variety of ways. Each girl would be introduced with their birthdates. Lacie Heart & Andrew Andretti Kinzie Jo & Mark Wood Lexxi Belle & Donnie Long Roxxxy Rush (a, dp), John Strong, and Steve Taylor Jeanie Marie Sullivan & Talon Dana Duval (a) & Christian I've seen most of these girls before and they all put in decent performances. Sometimes Dave would interview them before the scene starts sometimes it's just a tease and straight into the sex. I thought all the girls were attractive although the guys and sets used were pretty average. Lexi Belle used to be known as Nollie and she has longer hair than in her incarnation as Nollie. Jeanie Marie Sullivan seemed to have a bored waiting expression in doggy before Talon enters her. Dana Duval reminds me so much of Teagan Presley in the face. Extras had no behind the scenes.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/16/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Gia Jordan, Sunny Lane, Karina Kay, Georgia Peach, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: I borrowed this DVD from Bono-One and there's a big problem: This dvd is a keeper. Not only is the title a horrible Ricky Martin song, it's the last feature that RLD released (at least for a while). The strength of this DVD is definitely the cast as James Avalon is forced to use another plot that revolves around a porn set similar to Bustful of Dollars. In maybe a satire/homage to the Giarusso brothers, Sunny Lane plays the innocent virgin police officer who has to go undercover and investigate Manuel Ferrara, who police suspect is helping launder money through his porn productions for his brother. Sometimes the plot moves the scenes along but in the end it leaves you unsatisfied as it leads to the inevitable conclusion that Sunny liked porn better than policework. There are some plot holes that are never addressed like what happens with her fiance? Sunny is in many scenes like in Sex Pix and I thought the female cast was outstanding in terms of looks from Karina Kay to Jenna Presley.
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Release date: 1/27/2006
Reviewed on: 3/15/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Bambi, Memphis Monroe, Alicia Angel, Lacie Heart, Leah Stevenson, Mysti May, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Cumstained Casting Couch is Jake Malone's newbie line. Weird thing is he doesn't really do the girls except for the bonus scene. Instead he lets the regular RLD/PXP swordsmen get their fill. The other weird thing is that the interviews are relatively short compared to other lines so there's not that much "casting" going on. Sometimes the intro teases are longer than the interview itself. Who cares though, we have a stunning cast and we have a Mysti May anal! Mysti May (a) & Michael Stefano Lacie Heart & Manuel Ferrara Dana Duval (a) & Steve Holmes Leah Stevenson (a, dp), John Strong, and Benjamin Bratt Alicia Angel (a, dp), Stefano, and Manuel Memphis Monroe & Manuel Ferrara Mysti May is one of my favourite new performers this year and she is up for a nomination for XRCO's Cream Dream. This is my first look at an anal scene from her and Michael was a true pro in handling her. Lacie is a pretty girl but she has pink extensions in her hair (also had them in Atomic Vixens) which sort of bothers me.
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Release date: 1/25/2006
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Claudio Meloni, David Luger, Michael Stefano, Hailey Young, Estella Leon, Cindy Sterling, Lacie Heart, Sasha Knox, Aaralyn Barra
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Don't Pull Out is David Luger's creampie line. The first thing I noticed is the Red Light District watermark has reverse course and has become bigger than in previous dvds but it is more translucent. Is that a word? Lacie Heart & Claudio Meloni Aaralyn Barra (a, dp, one anal creampie) , Michael Stefano, and John Strong Estella Leon & Luger (pov) Cindy Sterling (a, one anal creampie) , Mark Wood, and Steve Taylor Sasha Knox (a) & Joel Lawrence Hailey Young & John Strong Well the chicks are all kind of hot. My first look at Aaralyn on video as opposed to in person surprised me a little. The makeup amplified the skank factor and the line Dave feeds her doesn't help as she gives a rough monologue of what she wants the boys to do. What was surprising was the POV with Estella Leon. Guess it ran too long to be a bonus scene. David was pretty crude with her. When you first see Estella in the dress, I thought she had sharp features similar to a tranny until she took off a clothes and revealed she was all woman.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Pamela, Amina, Patricia Petite, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I was inspired to watch this classic dvd again since Erik Everhard's Canadian Beaver had Pamela and Patricia Petite. Watching NCDA 1 reminded me how much of a genius Mike was. I mean you had him working in a foreign locale (Montreal) working with mostly unknowns at a time and he was one of the few to capture these Canadian girls at their best. One of the greatest porn scenes in history started off this dvd with covergirl Mercedes going through a gauntlet of guys in an maze of an apartment (with Erik Everhard coming out of the closet heh) at the beginning before ending up in a mini gangbang. I showed this scene to my buddies in Montreal and they were completely shocked at the heat of the scene and how such a beautiful girl could be so dirty. I realised I prefer Patricia in this movie before she became so hardened by the porn business. Three years is a long time in the porn industry.
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Release date: 1/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Gianna Michaels, Angela Stone, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Fuck Dolls is one of my favourite series today due to the creativity Jake Malone exerts in this line. From dressing his girls in fetishy wear to the darker makeup, this is simply a different kind of porn. Even the sex is somewhat unconventional. Gianna, Angela Stone (a), and Brandon Iron Sasha Knox (a), Brandon, and Jake Cassie Courtland & Manuel Ferrara Jasmine Tame (a), Courtney Simpson, and Manuel Tiffany Rayne (a) & Manuel Jenna Presley, Manuel, and Stefano The girl that exemplifies this movie is Sasha Knox. She's a yelper and is dressed in leather with darker makeup complimenting her freckled pale skin and red hair. Brandon and Jake take turns roughing her sexually and holding the camera. We have glimpses of Brandon's upside down gag factor technique where I was expecting Sasha to quack.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/27/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, AnnaBelle Lee, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I had watched this movie a couple of months ago and I was put off enough that I put off writing this review right now. Cum Stained Casting Couch is Jake Malone's lesser known series, focusing of course on the new girls with each scene starting off with the interview. Fuck Dolls this is not since this kind of format limits Jake's creativity. For the blow by blow, please refer to my colleagues more descriptive review. Now why was I put off? Sierra Sinn is a cute girl that posts quite frequently on myspace so I wanted to check her out. This was actually the first movie I watched her in, not She's Got a Cum Fixation. However, as John Strong is fucking her, there's some white flakes on her pussy. They looked more like deoderant flakes rather than dandruff or oozing std but come on! Later the flakes disappear. They should've never been in the video in the first place. The other surprise of the video was the fuzzy video which is a surprise coming from Jake.
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Release date: 12/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/27/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brianna Love, Nilla, Daryn Darby, Ashley Gracie, Charlotte Stokely, Ashley Hayden
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: The first thing that comes to mind when I watched this movie is that Charlotte Stokely is overwhelmed. I have this habit of skipping to the part I want to watch first and usually that is the behind the scenes or the bonus scene. The bonus scene is a semi-pov of Dave Luger attacking a surprised Charlotte. He is mauling and groping her every every which way since he is so turned on. Even makes it look like he's penetrating her when he's really fucking her thigh. By the way, if you have never seen Charlotte, she's a pale blonde girl with freckles and a natural beauty to her face along with a big ass. Shit, I'd be mauling her to but all Dave got out of this was a blowjob. Ashley Gracie & Steve Taylor Daryn Darby, Brett Rockman, and Steve Taylor Charlotte Stokely & Manuel Ferrara Nilla (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and John Strong Ashley Hayden (a) & Strong Brianna Love & Strong Charlotte looks a little perplexed at the beginning when Manuel whispers his Manuelism so I guess that's a different kind of overwhelmed.
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Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 1/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dick Nasty, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Victoria Sweet, Lexi Love, Vivian West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Mysti May, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: So I started watching this movie, maybe the last by Mike John for Red Light District and was wondering what made this different different from the No Cum Dodging Allowed series when I saw the usual NCDA blowbang suspects I like to call those "other guys that leave when the real action starts". Well this movie is about them as this was NCDA without the intercourse. We have a series of blowbangs and frankly I get bored with them even though they do involve some titty fucking. By the time Vivian West rolls around, I was surprised to see a quick edit to Nick East fucking her. Then the other guys get their turn in mish with her before blowing their loads down the hatch. I found the interviews before and behind the scenes more interesting. Mysti May who is a gorgeous girl with frilly hair shows off her goofy side by picking her nose and eating it. Claire Robbins starts cracking up when some dude makes a joke while she rims him by saying it's like he was having a mouse in the ass.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 1/20/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Syren, Anthony Hardwood, Jasmine Byrne, Brianna Love, Marcus London, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Veronica Stone, Ashley Gracie, Chris Slater, Kamela, Monica Breeze
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Babes in Black is an obvious spoof of the hollywood blockbuster Men in Black and is the fourth feature from James Avalon over at Red Light District. I still haven't seen Darkside, his first yet, but I suspect BiB to be his weakest feature. Let me tell you why. This movie is shot in HD and this is a problem when Veronica Stone is one of the leads in this movie. Veronica is a very cute girl with a great body that I love watching, but I certainly don't love watching her in HD. The HD reveals every flaw in her facial complexion or at least the vast amounts of makeup that tries to cover it. The storyline for those familiar with the hollywood movie is that aliens have infiltrated the earth conveniently in the form of male strippers and the Babes in Black are assigned to get rid of them. The only way time you can kill the aliens is right after they have sex with a special gun.
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Release date: 11/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/30/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Mike John, Gianna Michaels, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Judging from the movie, Mike John has introduced another great line to his repertoire. As the title suggests, the line focuses boobs boobs boobs and each cumshot comes from the titty fuck. The surprise was that not all the scenes end in the cumshots going down the hatch after watching so many Teenage Spermaholics and No Cum Dodging Allowed movies. The women for the most part were attractive even if you ignored their boobies, especially Misty May who I've never seen before. Her eyes and boobs remind me of Tiana Lynn. Mike has the girls tease us with their boobs to some mellow porn music rather than the metal favoured by Vince Voyeur in Young Ripe Mellons. Some complaints though were the cumshots that Erik Everhard delivered to Brandy Talor and Sara Stone as they were very weak. It looks like Erik was having too much fun with the girls behind the scenes that it makes you wonder if his first pop wasn't caught on camera.
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