morbidthoughts's Red Light District Movie Reviews (66 - page 3)
Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/26/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Kimmie Cream, Brittany James, Anita Dulce, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Brittany James: Last seen in Not Too Young for Cum 2, Brittany has beautiful blue eyes that I couldn't exactly see before due to the shitty lighting in that movie. She reminds me of Alex Divine with darker hair. She's paired up with Sean Michaels in this scene. She can't take Sean too deep in her mouth but she tries at least. Standard vaginal sex scene with a cute girl. Weak facial caps the scene. Tiffany Holiday: Tiffany says she's so horny she gives Luger a time limit to get her some cock. Closeup of her face reveals some fucked up teeth which I never noticed before. I dig. I dig. I've said before the best thing about Luger's movies are his interviews which seem to put the girls at ease. Tiffany says she loves fucking in public and calls it public displays of affection. I laugh. I've had doubts about her tits before but she squeezes them and bounces them around. Has Dave grab them. Okay. I'm convince they're real. Topless jump roping outside. Tee Real gets the honours of boning her. Lots of making out. Good blowjob.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mason, Sandra De Marco, Niki Dark, McKenzie Lee, Angelique Morreau, Sintia Stone
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Before the movie starts, Vince Voyeur warns us that there is no editing, no scripts, no acting and definitely no thinking... So how is that different from your other movies Uncle Vinny? Heh... Just kidding. I normally don't like to watch euro movies besides Rocco's. For some reason, I like to understand girls in english and besides I'm actually watching Rocco to make fun of his colloquialism. Shit, I used the word colloquialism in a porn review. Nikki Dark: Anyway it's hard to structure this review since the video is "unedited". It's like one big BTS interspersed with sex scenes. Nikki Dark is dressing with the rest of the girls and stops to blow John Strong. Okay blow. The lighting is piss poor so it's hard to gauge her attractiveness in such cramped quarters in the dressing room. Awww shit... I notice the Voyeur Productions watermark on the lower right. John or Vince does her a bit in doggie before the other dick shows up.... Next you see a cutaway to a screen that says they headed to Steve Holme's suite.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Vanilla (ambiguous), Steve Holmes, Kat, Melissa Lauren, Vanilla Skye, Keri Sable, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: In what may be a broken refrain, this is another quick and diry review because Bono beat this one to death. I wanted to point out that this is a semi POV movie in that Erik is behind the camera in the first person a lot until he hands off the camera so that he can get his fucking done in his own frenetic style. The scenes are started off with flimsy sometimes even incomplete scenarios. I liked the attire of all the girls except for Keri's ensemble which can be seen on the cover of this movie. The pink beret looked silly with a white collar and pink tie on a bare upper chest. Keri's skin tone again looked red in splotches so I'm beginning to suspect it's not from having enough pigmentation to handle the sun/tanner. Melissa Lauren's scene was hampered by the fact that her white shirt never comes fully off leaving the viewer with glimpses of her chest. The lighting in every scene was darker than what I am used to with shadows hurting some of the scenes.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I was really impressed with the last edition of this series. Not only did it have knockouts, the sex was great. There is a storyline for this movie. Tim Von Swine learns about the dangers of sports gambling. When he can't pay up his bets to John Strong, his daughter Kat falls victim to John and his henchmen in every way imaginable in a great scene. Kat doesn't seem to be freaked out about her dad being tied up while she's getting some great action. Jake Malone being the great friend he is tries to raise money through a raffle. He raffles off Christie Lee. Everyone's a winner (including Jake himself) in that everyone gets to participate in a blowbang. Steve Holmes gets the ultimate prize of fucking her ass in another great scene. Von Swine is still freaked out about his predicament so he dreams about Sativa Rose to relax.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Isabel Ice, Marie Luv, Chiquita Lopez
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Whoaaa... a quick and dirty review to digest what I just watched. This movie had everything in terms of sex. The premise is that the girls get fucked with the number of guys steadily added into the scene. The guys would finish their loads in the butt. My favourite scene was Roxy Jezel's where she was tossed around like a mexican pinata. The energy displayed was incredible. I didn't like the way the light was set up in some of the scenes. For example, one scene had windowlight at the side of the couch making the side further away darker. Bonus footage of every scene was thrown in. Short videos of the girls photoshoots. Isabel Ice reminded me of Katin in the BTS for some reason.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Trinity, Manuel Ferrara, Michelle B., Barbara Summer, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Paola Rey
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Okay; with Manuel's now having a POV series, how many is that at RLD? We have Raincoater's, Pervert, Multiple, Twisted, and now this. Manuel's a handsome man but his looks are not going to show up in a pov. I guess he wants to prove that he's as talented holding a camera steady while fucking as he is in front of the camera. Michelle B: Michelle B is a british beauty that went and got implants when she didn't need them. However she still has an appeal to her. Her accent isn't noticeable since she speaks barely above a whisper. Manuel wants to see her boobs. She actually refuses. The shocked accent has me giggling. Manuel douses her white shirt with water to see the boobs the alternative way. Shallow blowjob that focuses more on titty fucking instead. I'm trying to figure out who Michelle reminds me of in the face. I wanna say Avy Scott but I may be thinking of some mainstream celebrity. In the reverse cowgirl both of Manuel's hands can be seen so I wonder if he's placing the cam on his chest and hoping for the best.
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Release date: 11/25/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Asia, Steve Holmes, Svetlana, Mark Wood, Gen Padova, Kelli Tyler, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tyla Wynn, Paola Rey
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. For a blow-by-blow synopsis, please check out Bono-One's review on the upper right. I watched this video trying to figure out what the hell a four-way whore is. If the "way" stands for inputs, then what is the fourth way? Does the "way" stand for partners in the scene? While watching the scenes, the theme seems to be similar to the Girls Interrupted series. Girls make out and fuck. Guys come in and fucks them. First scene with Paola Rey and Kelli Tyler had them sharing a cigarette which I guess would appeal in an erotic level to smokers out there. I'm not one but Paola and Kelli appeal to me anyway. The sex was frenetically great. Wish the wall background wasn't such a dull pale blue. Steve Holmes blew his load early on Paola. I don't blame him. John Strong doesn't and the scene goes for a good bit. Since the scene had no anal, the "input" theory is thrown out. Second scene has Missy Monroe paired up with a girl named (non-creatively) Asia. Don't know much about her. Has small eyes but not really slanted.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 1/18/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Claudio, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Michael Stefano's Twisted Vision is described as a POV with a twist. With POV Pervert also residing at RLD, I guess you gotta have a niche. Missy Monroe: A hooded Missy Monroe is stuck in a cage with a hood over a head reminiscent of the afghan prisoners. When the hood is taken off, Missy mouth is revealed taped by electrical tape with a hole around which the words Cock Hole is written. An unshaven Juan Cuba gets his dick sucked through this tapehole while Michael watches. Eventually Missy is let out of the cage so she can do her duty and the tape is removed from her mouth. A POV doggy on the warehouse floor makes everything look dirty . Juan Cuba looks like he's gone from the scene at this point. I guess a POV DP was out of the question so Missy will be content with just some sweaty anal from Michael. ATMs abound. Surprising creampie finish. Great scene. Sativa Rose: Sativa Rose is masturbating to a magazine layout of Dora Venter while Michael spies on her and masturbates in his corner.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Emily DaVinci, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Back from a Vegas induced break, it's time for me to start watching some porn again. Emily DaVinci, John Strong, and Toni Ribas: I believe Emily is from Montreal. Nice butt but she mostly has a pixieish body, face, and hair. Frosted reddish hair. I wonder what'd she look with longer hair. Manuel seems to dig her as they do the tease portion in the pool area before she retires to be with John and Toni. An animal with the blowjob. She easily goes down Toni and John without much forcing. Anal comes pretty easily to her and so does the DP including one standing. She just smiles and laughs. Plenty of ATM throughout. Piledriver anal on the couch itself was the most interesting position. Glob covered face ends a good scene. I think Manuel add his shot to the end too. The lighting seems inconsistent as the performers block the light in certain positions against the wall on the couch. Sativa Rose & Manuel Ferrara: Sative Rose is looking so beautiful with her hair so wavy and those lips capping her smile. A POV blowjob with Manuel.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/18/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mike John, Maxine, Missy Monroe, Carmen Hayes, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another round in his trademark POV series, Mike John is probably the best gonzo director out there today. Missy Monroe: Mike plays guess the porn star by not showing her face. We get a strawberry patch tattoo as a clue on her left. Then a matching strawberry dress. But I knew the voice all along as Missy's; especially the way she coos. She's remarkably beautiful like her namesake especially as she flirts with Mike. Great POV scene especially with Missy's espressions. She treats us to some squirts which gets on the camera. I'm not used to seeing Missy give a blowjob without the guy forcing her to go deeper. She just takes her time and eyes the camera rather than practicing her gag reflex. Yes, Mike gets her ass too and gets cleaned atm. I like the way Missy grips the cover in doggy. They switch off on vaginal and anal on the bed and on the floor repeatedly. Not healthy guys. Cumshot out of the titty fucking position down the hatch. Carmen Hayes: Carmen looks dazzling in an RLD top.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 12/9/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Mike John, Billy Banks, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Tone Capone, Tee Reel, Cris Taliana
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I just wanted to write a quick review to say that this has been my favourite movie for this year; and that yes, I do give 5 stars to movies that deserve them. Mike John is a fucking genius. My favourite scene is with a perky Cris Taliana taking I think 17 loads down the hatch but I'm not good at counting. All the girls are hot. Every scene was great. This movie set the bar for me that the rest of 2004 hasn't matched yet.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Violet, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Page Turner, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Tone Capone, Madison Monroe, Lefty Larue, Paige Turner, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: David Luger is one of the most underrated directors in porn. The thing I like about his gonzo movies is that he interacts with the girl and usually prods them to reveal their "perky" personalities. Simple premise: Teens doing black men. I'm happy to report that this RLD movie does not have a watermark. Missy Monroe: Dave interviews Missy while she fondles through her daisy dukes. I've said so much about Missy in the past. I'll talk some more. Missy has a tattoo of her name on the butt. I wonder if Missy is short for her real name like Melissa or Marissa. Wouldn't it be funny if her name was actually something like Barbara and she tried to explain her tattoo to a lover outside porn? Missy doesn't waste anytime taking two black dicks for a ride. There must be a new trend in Missy movies because she squirts in this scene just like she did in Teenage Spermaholics 2. She douses the camera lens and then licks it which was hot. Standard hot Missy scene with anal thrown in along with a DP.
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Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/22/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: My first look at Mike John's third RLD series; my theory is that it will feature hot young chicks that like to eat sperm. Cover shot of Teagan is incredible. From the first frames of this movie, I can notice the lack of RLD watermark which is a good thing. I don't think I've ever seen a Mike John movie with that damn watermark so it may just be him that's not stamping it. Missy Monroe: In an amusing bit, Mike plays the role of Missy's boyfriend who is dropping her off at her porn shoot. He's a little worried thinking that Missy will leave him for a girl since he thinks she does only g-g. Missy flatly denies that she is a lesbian. Meanwhile, Everhard, Stefano, Strong and some black guy are making fun of Mike not knowing any better. When the couple arrives, the guys disappear. Once Mike leaves, we find out Missy's gonna do a mini-gangbang. Well after seeing many Missy movies, her blowjob technique can be summarily described as the self-gagging variety.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 9/6/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Tony Tedeschi, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Julian St. Jox, Erik Everhard, Claudio Meloni, Romeo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Chris Evans, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Dick Delaware, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Mark Zane, Peter Shaft, Buster Good, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John, Vince Vouyer
Review brief: RLD's Gangbang 3 finally comes out after more than a year of waiting by the fans. Originally names like Selena Silver and Taylor Rain were thrown her around as possible RLD Gangbang girls but a number of circumstances doomed that potential. After much speculation, Roxy Jezel and Missy get the honours. If you want something done the right way, sometimes you just gotta wait. Premise is real simple. Twelve guys one girl. There's only so many holes to share before the guys must think of creative ways to adapt. Roxy Jezel: The movie starts off with interviews of guys confirming that they fucked Roxy before and that she was great. Roxy does a caricature of herself having sex. Roxy, 21, is a short cute half english half asian girl. She has a tremendous tiny ass. Listening to her talk is a blast since she has a heavy English accent. Funny to hear the interviewer admire her nails out of all things. The setting is in this incredible loft. Roxy teases the viewer a bit against the indoor brick wall that's seen on the cover of the DVD.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 8/15/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Sally Rodeo, Teagan Presley, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: So the main highlight of this movie is Teagan's first ever scene. I had no idea who she was when I first met her at AEE 2004 but I kept coming back to see her because she was so friendly and I liked listening to her voice. I'm so easy. AEE is also the scene where I got my well documented kiss from the very lovely Cris Taliana, squeaked hello to the french beauty Melissa Lauren, and gazed upon the classy bespectacled Eva Angelina. This dvd can only remind me of good times. Warning: for those who don't like watermarks there's a small watermark on the bottom right screen at all times. Teagan & Joel Lawrence: David Luger catches Teagan walking around outdoors. She's 18.5 at the time of this scene which was shot. She's wearing a nice black bikini ensemble and a cute baseball cap. She first had sex when she was 17 and she's never tasted her pussy juice before so Dave makes her do it.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Mike John, Shawnie, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is unquestionably the best director at Red Light district. Even though I prefer his No Cum Dodging Allowed series, Mike says that POV Pervert is his favourite series. Gee, I wonder why. Lucky bastard. Rayveness: First time that I've seen Rayveness on video. A more mature looking girl with of course raven hair. Nice big natural rack and a big ass. I like her smile but don't dig her makeup. Damn, I really like her smile while she's sucking cock. She's not that much of a deepthroater using her hands a lot for trick pornographical purposes. Mike doesn't seem to care though. She talks in a low whisper during the BJ which is a turn on and is a ball licker.In the missionary position on top of two pillows is where Rayveness reveals how amazing her body is. Her outer labia is slightly furry which I haven't seen before. Her facial contortions as she rides Mike cowgirl make her look like the wicked stepmother from Cinderella. She takes him deep all the way to the base as she squats on him while her gorgeous boobies just dangle.
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Release date: 3/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/12/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Cassandra, Katrina, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Cherie Potter, Shanny, Lexus Locklear, Caprice [IV]
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: History or Why I got/reviewed this movie: I love Montreal, probably the greatest sex city in North America. It's not uncommon to see a nice beautiful anglican church right next to a great strip club. As a kid, I would go into the red light district, just so I could play video games. The video game arcades would also have these peep show machines. Call me pavlov cause I started to think that porn was cool in the same way Pac Man was cool. So coming from Montreal, I had an affinity for french canadian girls. Quebecois women are distinctly different from French girls. Whether it's the uglier accent or the more laid back personalities, I can't put my finger on what makes them different. Maybe it's the lack of hairy armpits. My meager knowledge of french was mainly used to pick up these women during college. Despite the communication barriers, they had no problems letting their intentions known. So when I heard the Hardcore Training series from Red Light District was shot in Montreal, I decided to get one of them to relive my youth.
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