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morbidthoughts's Red Light District Movie Reviews with Trailers (13)

Boxcover for 1 Dick 2 Chicks 5
1 Dick 2 Chicks 5

Release date: 6/21/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2006

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Holly Wellin, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Aaliyah Jolie, Kelly Kline, Britney Manson
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: Standard cookie cutter fare from the guys at RLD/PXP. As the title implies, we get 2 girls on one guy. The girls would cum swap at the end of each scene where one girl would end up swallowing. Lela Star, Victoria Sweet, and John Strong Holly Wellin (a), Roxy Deville, and Steve French Aaliyah Jolie (a), Angela Stone (a, squirting), and Sascha Courtney Simpson, Britney Manson, and John Strong Harmony Rose(a), Kelly Kline, and John Strong At first you'd think there was an attempt by John Strong to match the girls from the first three scenes. You get two hispanics in Lela and Victoria. Two raven tressed girls in Holly and Roxy and two very similar looking blondes in Angela and Aaliyah. Then he blows that theory out of the water with the latter two scenes. Britney Mansons red hair and pale skin provided a stark contrast to Courtney's blonde and tan. The most interesting scene was Courtney Simpson as she uses her limber skills to show off.
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Boxcover for Young Ripe Mellons 8
Young Ripe Mellons 8

Release date: 11/21/2005
Reviewed on: 12/26/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Autumn, Tiffany Taylor, Texas, Ali Kat, Sara Stone, Joanna Angel, Bailey Bliss
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: Shot in widescreen, young ripe mellons is the ode to the titties. Basically, Vince Voyeur continued Anabolic's Nice Rack with this series. The reason I say that is that Vince has the girl tease the camera at the beginning of each scene by bouncing up and down and shaking their tig ole bitties to a metal soundtrack. Texas Presley, Tiffany Taylor, and Steve French(?) Sara Stone & John Strong Joanna Angel & Strong Bailey Bliss, Erik Everhard, and John Strong Ali Kat, Strong, Brian Surewood, and Steve French(?) In a recurring theme I've seen in RLD/PXP movies, the scenes are tiered. When we get to the cumshots, the scene is not over but the girls blow several extra guys that I don't recognise. All the finishes go down the hatch. My favourite scene was cover girl Sara Stone especially when she bounces while running in heels to her next blowjob. This is a mature figured beautiful woman. Joanna and Bailey give up the butt while Ali Kat pulls the dp.
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Fresh New Faces 6

Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Pink, Alicia Alighatti, Sunny Lane, Simone West, Mary Anne, Natalie Knoxx
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: Another good movie from Michael Stefano, the thing I noticed about all the scenes is that it's tiered. As in there's distinct parts where the scene progresses similar to what Rocco Siffredi does as Michael adds an extra element in the middle of the scene. I mainly got this movie to watch Sunny Lane for the first time. Now you figure with a former ice skating instructor, that she'd have another name besides Sunny. But if you meet the girl or watch her interview, the name describes her disposition. Shades of Cherry Mirage as I watch her fuck Manuel Ferrara. The tier happens in that Manuel pops in the middle of the scene but Sunny keeps on riding in a good scene. Sunny is kind of surprised by some of his sexual antics laughing as he shoves his fingers in her mouth or eats away at her. My second favourite scene starts of with Mary Anne. The beautiful blonde is porked by Michael for a bit before he carries her off.
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Boxcover for Cum Drippers 8
Cum Drippers 8

Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 6/1/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Gigi, Anastasia Sands, Steven French, Aidan Layne, Vanessa Michaels, Denice K., Jamie Elle, Jersey Jaxin
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: I'm normally reluctant to watch Vince Voyeur movies because he normally uses a watermark on the lower right corner of the screen. However seeing a nice hot woman like Gigi on the dvd usually changes my mind. The watermark also seems to be shrinking. Surprisingly, only one girl in the movie does anal in an RLD movie. The premise of the Cum Drippers series is the creampie. A bunch of vaginal and one anal. However half of the scenes felt like they should be in Young Ripe Melons as some of the girls were sporting some really nice racks. Denise K receives a workout from Erik Everhard. However the counter forced some frustrating sexual positions that weren't good for the camera. Denise's long black robe contributes to blocking her fine body at times. That same counter was present in the next scene but Erik and John Strong work around it as a busty Polish Vanessa Michaels receives a double creampie finish. Jersey Jaxin looks really cute with her mouth closed and her clothes covering the tattoos.
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Teens Make You Cum the Most

Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/30/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, David Luger, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Saana, Vanessa Michaels, Jackie Ashe, Myah Monroe
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: I'm not sure if this is supposed to be the premise of this series but David Luger participates quite a bunch pov style. While the teens do get a conventional sex scene with some regular RLD/PXP guys, Dave gets a little action on the side. Vanessa Michaels: David is scouting out a location when he comes across Polish Vanessa shaking her pompoms. After getting the model release out of the way, Dave partakes in some of her oral magic before fucking her. The camera is shaky and Vanessa finishes him off with a handjob. Then Mark Wood and Steve Taylor get to tag team her. I found the lighting kind of dark at some points. Vanessa's back tattoo makes me mistake her for Jess Darlin at one point. Both guys end up coming on her tongue. Saana: Saana is one fine Finn. She has her hair braided like a valkyrie. You could mistake her for a natural Hannah Harper. Dave catches her playing basketball with a shaven Mark Ashley. Saana's weak at the blowjob but at least she looks good.
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Teens Revealed 5

Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Jasmine, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Bianca Pureheart, Sativa Rose, Madison Monroe, Keri Sable, Sydnee Capri, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: The cover of a smiling Keri Sable and Madison Monroe should be enough to convince anyone to take a look at this movie. Jasmine Byrne, Michael Stefano, and Erik Everhard: In what seems to be a recurring theme in this movie, Jasmine Byrne is seen crawling up the stairs to greet Michael. She's wearing a cute white/pink halter top paired with pink panties. Makeout session with Jasmine and Michael. Good blowjob before Mike takes her doggy on the stairs. Switch to doggy anal. Atm. They teleport downstairs where a naked Everhard makes out with Jasmine. High ceilings cause the light to be uneven up top. Like a compare and contrast as Erik takes on Jasmine solo for a while including anal until Michael rejoins them for a dp. Standing dp. Cumshots down the hatch. Jasmine crawls over to unknown dick to blow him to a cumshot. Guy could be Juan Cuba or Johnny Fender. Good scene. Sativa Rose & Stefano: Sativa looks great here with a white top and brown jogging pants. Makeout session. A little footplay. More makeout on the couch. The sex was solid.
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Boxcover for Teens Need Chocolate Cum 2
Teens Need Chocolate Cum 2

Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/26/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Kimmie Cream, Brittany James, Anita Dulce, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Brittany James: Last seen in Not Too Young for Cum 2, Brittany has beautiful blue eyes that I couldn't exactly see before due to the shitty lighting in that movie. She reminds me of Alex Divine with darker hair. She's paired up with Sean Michaels in this scene. She can't take Sean too deep in her mouth but she tries at least. Standard vaginal sex scene with a cute girl. Weak facial caps the scene. Tiffany Holiday: Tiffany says she's so horny she gives Luger a time limit to get her some cock. Closeup of her face reveals some fucked up teeth which I never noticed before. I dig. I dig. I've said before the best thing about Luger's movies are his interviews which seem to put the girls at ease. Tiffany says she loves fucking in public and calls it public displays of affection. I laugh. I've had doubts about her tits before but she squeezes them and bounces them around. Has Dave grab them. Okay. I'm convince they're real. Topless jump roping outside. Tee Real gets the honours of boning her. Lots of making out. Good blowjob.
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Raw & Uncut Berlin

Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mason, Sandra De Marco, Niki Dark, McKenzie Lee, Angelique Morreau, Sintia Stone
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: Before the movie starts, Vince Voyeur warns us that there is no editing, no scripts, no acting and definitely no thinking... So how is that different from your other movies Uncle Vinny? Heh... Just kidding. I normally don't like to watch euro movies besides Rocco's. For some reason, I like to understand girls in english and besides I'm actually watching Rocco to make fun of his colloquialism. Shit, I used the word colloquialism in a porn review. Nikki Dark: Anyway it's hard to structure this review since the video is "unedited". It's like one big BTS interspersed with sex scenes. Nikki Dark is dressing with the rest of the girls and stops to blow John Strong. Okay blow. The lighting is piss poor so it's hard to gauge her attractiveness in such cramped quarters in the dressing room. Awww shit... I notice the Voyeur Productions watermark on the lower right. John or Vince does her a bit in doggie before the other dick shows up.... Next you see a cutaway to a screen that says they headed to Steve Holme's suite.
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Fully Loaded 2 (Red Light District)

Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Isabel Ice, Marie Luv, Chiquita Lopez
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: Whoaaa... a quick and dirty review to digest what I just watched. This movie had everything in terms of sex. The premise is that the girls get fucked with the number of guys steadily added into the scene. The guys would finish their loads in the butt. My favourite scene was Roxy Jezel's where she was tossed around like a mexican pinata. The energy displayed was incredible. I didn't like the way the light was set up in some of the scenes. For example, one scene had windowlight at the side of the couch making the side further away darker. Bonus footage of every scene was thrown in. Short videos of the girls photoshoots. Isabel Ice reminded me of Katin in the BTS for some reason.
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4 Way Whores

Release date: 11/25/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Asia, Steve Holmes, Svetlana, Mark Wood, Gen Padova, Kelli Tyler, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tyla Wynn, Paola Rey
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: A quick and dirty review. For a blow-by-blow synopsis, please check out Bono-One's review on the upper right. I watched this video trying to figure out what the hell a four-way whore is. If the "way" stands for inputs, then what is the fourth way? Does the "way" stand for partners in the scene? While watching the scenes, the theme seems to be similar to the Girls Interrupted series. Girls make out and fuck. Guys come in and fucks them. First scene with Paola Rey and Kelli Tyler had them sharing a cigarette which I guess would appeal in an erotic level to smokers out there. I'm not one but Paola and Kelli appeal to me anyway. The sex was frenetically great. Wish the wall background wasn't such a dull pale blue. Steve Holmes blew his load early on Paola. I don't blame him. John Strong doesn't and the scene goes for a good bit. Since the scene had no anal, the "input" theory is thrown out. Second scene has Missy Monroe paired up with a girl named (non-creatively) Asia. Don't know much about her. Has small eyes but not really slanted.
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Twisted Vision

Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 1/18/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Claudio, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: Michael Stefano's Twisted Vision is described as a POV with a twist. With POV Pervert also residing at RLD, I guess you gotta have a niche. Missy Monroe: A hooded Missy Monroe is stuck in a cage with a hood over a head reminiscent of the afghan prisoners. When the hood is taken off, Missy mouth is revealed taped by electrical tape with a hole around which the words Cock Hole is written. An unshaven Juan Cuba gets his dick sucked through this tapehole while Michael watches. Eventually Missy is let out of the cage so she can do her duty and the tape is removed from her mouth. A POV doggy on the warehouse floor makes everything look dirty . Juan Cuba looks like he's gone from the scene at this point. I guess a POV DP was out of the question so Missy will be content with just some sweaty anal from Michael. ATMs abound. Surprising creampie finish. Great scene. Sativa Rose: Sativa Rose is masturbating to a magazine layout of Dora Venter while Michael spies on her and masturbates in his corner.
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Teen Cum Squad

Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2005

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Emily DaVinci, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara

Review brief: Back from a Vegas induced break, it's time for me to start watching some porn again. Emily DaVinci, John Strong, and Toni Ribas: I believe Emily is from Montreal. Nice butt but she mostly has a pixieish body, face, and hair. Frosted reddish hair. I wonder what'd she look with longer hair. Manuel seems to dig her as they do the tease portion in the pool area before she retires to be with John and Toni. An animal with the blowjob. She easily goes down Toni and John without much forcing. Anal comes pretty easily to her and so does the DP including one standing. She just smiles and laughs. Plenty of ATM throughout. Piledriver anal on the couch itself was the most interesting position. Glob covered face ends a good scene. I think Manuel add his shot to the end too. The lighting seems inconsistent as the performers block the light in certain positions against the wall on the couch. Sativa Rose & Manuel Ferrara: Sative Rose is looking so beautiful with her hair so wavy and those lips capping her smile. A POV blowjob with Manuel.
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Boxcover for Teens Need Chocolate Cum
Teens Need Chocolate Cum

Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/27/2004

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Violet, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Page Turner, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Tone Capone, Madison Monroe, Lefty Larue, Paige Turner, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: David Luger is one of the most underrated directors in porn. The thing I like about his gonzo movies is that he interacts with the girl and usually prods them to reveal their "perky" personalities. Simple premise: Teens doing black men. I'm happy to report that this RLD movie does not have a watermark. Missy Monroe: Dave interviews Missy while she fondles through her daisy dukes. I've said so much about Missy in the past. I'll talk some more. Missy has a tattoo of her name on the butt. I wonder if Missy is short for her real name like Melissa or Marissa. Wouldn't it be funny if her name was actually something like Barbara and she tried to explain her tattoo to a lover outside porn? Missy doesn't waste anytime taking two black dicks for a ride. There must be a new trend in Missy movies because she squirts in this scene just like she did in Teenage Spermaholics 2. She douses the camera lens and then licks it which was hot. Standard hot Missy scene with anal thrown in along with a DP.
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