Hardcore Training 2 Review

History or Why I got/reviewed this movie:

I love Montreal, probably the greatest sex city in North America. It's not uncommon to see a nice beautiful anglican church right next to a great strip club. As a kid, I would go into the red light district, just so I could play video games. The video game arcades would also have these peep show machines. Call me pavlov cause I started to think that porn was cool in the same way Pac Man was cool.

So coming from Montreal, I had an affinity for french canadian girls. Quebecois women are distinctly different from French girls. Whether it's the uglier accent or the more laid back personalities, I can't put my finger on what makes them different. Maybe it's the lack of hairy armpits.

My meager knowledge of french was mainly used to pick up these women during college. Despite the communication barriers, they had no problems letting their intentions known.

So when I heard the Hardcore Training series from Red Light District was shot in Montreal, I decided to get one of them to relive my youth. I looked at the front box cover of the first one and saw a chick that looked like Leonardo DiCaprio... so I got the second one directed by Brandon Iron.

Scene 1:

First girl Lexus looks like an ex from college down to the gap teeth right down the middle. Hey wait a minute. Nawww... For gap teeth, it's not as endearing as Bella's or smoking like Anders Page but we're not talking all fucked up like Cherie Doll. She says she's from Gatineau, Quebec and is 24. Cute frog accent but she speaks english well. Somewhat small boobies but nice butt. She's talkative and seems to be comfortable in her interview with Brandon. She's wearing granny undies if you guys are into that thing.

Brian Pumper and some white guy share her. I would like to pause at this moment to say that Brian is one handsome black man. White dude on the other hand... She seems a little overwhelmed at the blowjob section cause the guys are trying to jam in their turn. Okay white guy has an annoying voice and talks too much. Black guy and white trade off on her missionary while she sucks off the other guy. Pretty standard fare. No anal in this scene. The guys lightly grab her neck at times but it's not really choking. The cumshots go down the hatch but she's not really into the taste with some slight gagging.

Scene 2:

Katrina is a redheaded russian that I've seen before on websites featuring Montreal women. Cassandra is from Montreal and looks kind of like a gothish Katie Holmes. They both speak english but their accents isn't as cute as Lexus's. Katrina has a beautiful natural body with a skin complexion that suggest she may actually be redheaded. Cassie has droopy small boobies but she's really cute. When Brandon ask them what they are going to do and they just look at each other and giggle like little school girls... cute.

Same guys from scene 1 do the chicks. Cassandra seem more expressive in the scene. Seems like the patrick riley eurowhore analogy applies to Katrina even though she's an immigrant. Cassie has some trouble taking it anally and Katrina cleans up with some A2M. Katerina does not do anal. The girls kiss each other after receiving their cum shots but I would hardly call it cum swapping.

Scene 3:

Cherie Potter is extremely adorable looking like Marguerite Moreau (Queen of the Damned, Mighty Ducks). She's also kind of gothic looking with reddish purplish hair and pierced eyebrow and tongue. She's the kind of girl I'd go crazy for but couldn't take home to my parents. Speaks only french. I'm not sure if Brandon is interviewing her since the interviewer is also speaking french. Apparently the french word for "very horny" is "tres horny". She asks in broken english, "Do you like my breasts?" and I respond... well you're kind of flat chested. She asks, "Do you like my butt?" and I think... well... it's flat and I'm more distracted by the tattoos on your body. Then she asks, "do you like my pussy?" and I'm forced to say... "oui oui".

Brett Rockman is there with the same white dude from scene 1, 2 to do her. Average sex scene. She's not as expressive as Cassie but she still looks cute having sex. No anal. One guy finishes off around her mouth but the other guy just whacks off cumming away from her... weird. He then wipes his schlong against her forehead.

Scene 4:

Shanny is not that hot face-wise but has a great body. Big ass tattoo on the right shoulder a la Dominica Leoni. I think it's the huge teeth that causes me to downgrade her looks but I'd still do her. She looks quite a bit older than the previous girls even though she says she's 21. She speaks english with a rough frog accent. Brandon makes her do the "Do you like my tits" routine. Yes her breasts are incredible and so is her ass.

Brian Pumper and Brian Pumper do her... She seems into them. Lots of sexual heat without anal.

Scene 5:

Caprice looks like the Janice, the blonde Muppet band member. I'm sorry... she does. She has great boobs and a great ass but I can't get past the muppet comparisons. I know a lot of people think she's hot from her anabolic movies but her horse-looking face and lips will always have me thinking of that muppet.

She doesn't have much of an accent at all... probably from swallowing so much american spooge. For this scene all three previous guys do her. Shit Brandon why don't you freaking make them hold the camera and do a girl for once. She gets analed, DP'd, and all three cumshots go down the hatch. At times she look like could be hot but then the muppet theme starts ringing in my head.

Conclusion:

It looks like Brandon only brought 3 guys with him to Montreal. Most of the girls were cute but all of them had flaws here and there. It certainly didn't make me homesick for the girls. No one was drop dead gorgeous but the hottest was probably Cherie Potter. The interviews were kind of simple and short. Surprising only Lexus had a cute french accent. The setup and production seemed a little spartan. I want to like this movie a lot but there's just a lot of things missing from this. I don't know if the next Hardcore Training will be shot in Montreal so I may check out the first one.