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Release date: 1/10/2007
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Gianna Michaels, Tony Sexton, Mario Rossi, Candace Von, Ryan Knox, Justin Syder, Barry Scott, Marco Philip, Mike Hash, Steve James, Julius Ceazher, Steve Steele, Marco Banderas, Tony Swan, Mark Furious, Kris Roc, Aurora Jolie, Odin Parks, Justin Snyder, Rocker, Johnny Sins, Rick Kane, Alan Stafford, Steve Driver, Odin, Dick Sodomy
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I'm a huge Gianna fan and Jonni Darkko pretty much shoots her in every conceivable sex scene that she will currently do. Ranging from solo masturbation to blowbangs to bondage with some interracial, Jonni gives us 9 scenes of Gianna. The only thing that may be missing to the gonzo viewer is things going into her butt but that's what Aurora Jolie is for. Gianna is absolutely stunning in this video with the various outfits that Jonni dresses her in and the lighting in each scene is spot on perfect. The strongest scene of the video is the closing scene where we have a two on two featuring Candace Von. You don't actually get to learn much about Gianna in the movie itself but that's what the behind the scenes are for. Gianna talks about a variety of topics and comes across as likeable if you could somehow ignore her looks. If Gianna doesn't expand her sexual boundaries in the future, this is the quintessential Gianna movie to get.
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Release date: 9/22/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kitty, Christian XXX, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Keeani Lei, Benjamin Brat, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Jake Malone told me he wanted to make an impression with his first video under the Evil Angel banner. I didn't ask him why or if he wanted to differentiate this video from his RLD/PXP stuff but I was expecting Fuck Slaves to be a combination of his Fuck Dolls and Sex Slaves series. I loved his Fuck Dolls for the darker way he dresses the girls up but had never gotten a chance to review one of the Sex Slaves which focuses more on fetish wear and rough sex. Sasha Grey (a), Sandra Romain (a), and Manuel Ferrara Harmony Rose (a), Amber Rayne (a), and Manuel Annette Schwarz (a), Jake Malone (brief), Brandon Iron, Benjamin Brat, and John Strong Miss Kitty & Christian (a) Delilah Strong (a), Keeani Lei (a), and Benjamin Brat Adrianna Nicole (a), Jake Malone (brief pov bj) & Manuel Ferrara If I could sum this video up in one word, the word would be intense. I thought Sasha and Sandra was the perfect pairing of girls as Sandra dominated a willing student in Sasha as they took on a lucky Manuel Ferrara.
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Release date: 5/3/2002
Reviewed on: 7/10/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Olga, Katy, Rocco Siffredi, Anne (ambiguous), Anna, Justine, Jeanette La Douce, Natalie, Hakan, Franco Roccaforte, Agatha, Joanna, Beata, Kety Keite, Susanna Sweet
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: I've lamented the past two years that Rocco Siffredi movies had jumped the shark. The beginning of the end came when Rocco himself announced that he was planning to retire and that he had enough scenes in the vault to fill in the movies. What that meant was that Rocco would only appear in one scene as a performer in his new movies and I've read reports that there was even a movie where he didn't even perform at all. So I decided to go back into the vault myself and pick out Invades Poland. I had originally seen this movie on VHS a couple of years ago and it seemed like I forgot so much about it. I've always had fond memories of this as a classic and when you look at my ratings, you might be puzzled why the sum of the parts don't seem to add up to the overall score. Well this is an example of a movie where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. We have the usual complaints about the washed out colours in his scenes. The girls are kind of pasty and some are tepid in demeanor.
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Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/22/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Rocco Siffredi, Antonio, Johnny, Tony, Kid Jamaica, Sue, Jazz Duro, Tera Joy, Angelina Crow, Melissa Lauren, Niki Dark, Keira Farrell, Omar Galanti, Christin Black, Oc Stinger, Szabo Gergo, Mike Chapman, Dieter Von Stein
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This was another movie that made me stop watching porn for a couple of days. Angelina Crow (a) & Omar Galanti (Niki Dark doesn't really participate) Angelina (a), Niki Dark (a), and Rocco Melissa Lauren (a), Tera Joy (a), Kid Jamaica, Michael Chapman Christin Black (a), Keira Farrell (a), Sue (a, dp), Antonio, Dieter Von Stein, Jazz Duro, Johnny, , Michael Chapman, Omar Galanti, Zenza Raggi, and Szabo Gergo As Rocco fans may have noticed, Rocco has been limiting his scenes in his movies because of an impending retirement. I don't really have a problem with this other than the fact that the other performers simply don't match his intensity. I didn't find the girls in the orgy scene very attractive. However, I was utterly revolted by one scene and I believe this one was one that Rocco kept in the vaults for a reason. Melissa Lauren's scene is dated as she hadn't been blonde since 2004. While the guys are fucking her in the ass, you see anal spillage and I don't mean lube.
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Release date: 2/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Davis, Kaylynn, Venus, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Taylor Rain, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Well this is a standard Jonni Darkko movie. Well shot; good lighting; pretty women and good sex. What more do you want? Venus (a, squirting) & Mark Ashley Kelly Wells (a) & Mark Davis then another cumshot from Darkko Taylor Rain (a, pseudo dp with dildo) & Mark Ashley Tiffany Mynx (a) & Mark Ashley Kaylynn (a, no vaginal) & Brian Pumper I was surprised to see Kaylynn only take it in the pooper. I wish there had been some variation with some pussy fucking. She looks absolutely gorgeous with purple highlights and in a mesh outfit. The movie did feel like it stagnated at certain points because you see the same setting (Darkko's loft?) and the same guy (Mark Ashley) in different scenes. The beginning of Tiffany Mynx's scene has her literally coming out of the closet (dresser). My favourite scene was probably Kelly Wells's scene as it was the most evenly lit scene and it seemed like she always wants more. Behind the Scenes features mostly interviews and photoshoots of the girls.
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Release date: 5/18/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Joey Silvera, Reno, Mark Ashley, Tiffany Hopkins, Ian Tate, Juan Cuba, Andrea Moranty, Jake Malone, Janet Alfano, Sativa Rose, Kelly Wells, Saana, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Taryn Thomas, Jay Lassiter, Jean-Claude Batiste, Sunny Lane, Ace, Slimm Dawg, Simone West, Kevin Kline, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: The Service Animals series won 2005 XRCO award for Best Gonzo series. Considering the three Service Animals (19, 20, 21) that were released that year, this was a well deserved award. I consider Service Animals as Joey Silvera's flagship series. It usually features good hard sex with someone being dominated along with Joey's eccentric directing style. Taryn Thomas & Jake Malone Janet Alfano (a) & Nat Turnher Simone West (a) & Mark Ashley Kelly Wells (a, dp), Ace, Jean Claude Batiste, and Slim Dawg Sunny Lane (squirting) & Jay Lassiter Saana (a, dp) with Dirty Dog & Richard Raymond then Joey Silvera (bj only) Courtney Cummz (a), Patricia Petite (a), Sativa Rose, Juan Cuba, and Reno Tiffany Hopkins (a, dp), Andrea Moranty, & Jay Lassiter Taryn's scene starts the movie off in a school girl's uniform, and if you've seen Jake Malone in scenes before; you know he's going to get dominated by a little school girl.
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Release date: 2/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/25/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Natalia, Nacho Vidal, Morgana, Tiffany Hopkins, Ariana Jollee, Sweet Sugar, Roberto Chivas, Samantha Blanco, Lucia Lapiedra
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: I haven't seen a Nacho movie in a while. Hell I don't think I've seen one since the days of Killer Pussy which means that I haven't seen any of the stuff he shot for Evil Angel. From what I understand he is a major celebrity in his native Spain and he's been shooting more uhh alternative things for Evil Angel since he's had a little more artistic freedom. Ariana Jolee (a, squirting), Sweet Sugar (a), and Nacho Natalia (a) & Roberto Chivas Tiffany Hopkins (a, squirting) & Nacho Samantha Blanco (a, squirting) & Nacho Morgana, Lucia Lapiedra, and Nacho Like for example, I think he's shot some tranny movies along with a gay movie. Hell Ariana Jolee supposedly did a 15 tranny gangbang directed by him and man... I thought her scene here was a continuation when you first see Sweet Sugar's hairy arm and man hands. Sure taking off Sugar's panties reveals a pussy but that may be man made leather mitt as I do believe Sugar is a post-op tranny with that hard look and boobjob.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jerry, Naomi, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tiffany, Rita Faltoyano, Mr. Pete, Shyla Stylez, Sascha, Jasmine Tame, Julia Bond
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Well the biggest thing about this DVD as I waited for it was the news that Shyla Stylez was making her return to porn. Now I had never seen her work with JKP so the last thing I watched of hers was her work with Erik at Anabolic and she was unenhanced then. Shyla Stylez & Erik Julia Bond, Rita Faltoyano (a), and Erik Brianna Devil (a) & Erik Jasmine Tame (a, dp), Jon Dough, then Jerry and Erik Naomi (a), Erik, and Mr. Pete Tiffany (a), Erik, and Sascha (bonus) Well this is another solid title from Erik. Shyla looked extremely trashy ala late 80s early 90s porn star with the big hair and the spandex and leg warmers outfit as she plays a gym trainer. She looks to have gained some weight to go along with those implants so she's proportioned like one of those dirty comic book characters. The rest of the girls are attractive too with Brianna Devil standing out in that skanky French Canadian way. Even though she was in Canadian Beaver, she's relatively newer than the other girls that I've seen over and over again.
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Release date: 3/22/2006
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Naomi, Kaylynn, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Sandra Romain, Nick Jacobs, Delilah Strong, Rico Strong, Marquetta Jewel, Marco Banderas, Donnie Long, Mentally Ill Dude
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: So I'm watching this movie with this appropriately chosen cast, and the first thing to come to mind is that I'm watching a New Sensations / Digital Sin movie. Now I've never reviewed a Darkko NS/DS movie but I've reviewed plenty of NS/DS movies (most notably by Tyrone Shuz) where I commented on the Darkko influence. After watching this movie, I say screw it... it has to be Darkko holding the camera in those other movies in the distinct way the lighting (natural) is setup, the camera , and the angles he uses. Sandra Romain (a) & Chris Charming Tiffany Mynx (a) & Marco Duarto Kaylynn, Olivia O'Lovely, and Rico Delilah Strong & Donnie Long Marquetta Jewel & Mark Ashley Naomi & Nick Jacobs (bonus scene) This is a fine movie. Every scene starts of with a tease with some participation from Darkko and every girl has a nice ass to work with. The men were competent performers but Darkko was wise to match them with more experienced girls. The pairing of Kaylynn and Olivia wasn't as explosive as I thought it would be.
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Release date: 8/3/2005
Reviewed on: 4/10/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Carlos, Isabella, Nacho Vidal, Xavier, Daniela, Mary, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Max Cortes, Kathy Anderson, Jazz Duro, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Gina Jolie, Nikki Sun, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Patricia Well, Eva San Marcos, Niki Dark, Frances, Golden, Robert Chivas, Juan Dam
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco Siffredi is a dichotomy. The old Rocco Siffreddi Productions intro music showed this as it went from gothic music to cheezy europop (but that's been changed). Rocco's movies have been known to push the envelope on how rough he can get with the girls but he always comes across as a likeable guy and the girls seem to love him so I always assumed that he never did anything that the girl didn't want. Roxy Jezel (bj only), Jamie Brooks, Isabella, Max Cortes, Juan Dam, Carlos Angel Dark (a), Roxy (a), Nacho Vidal, and Rocco Big freaking orgy with everyone listed in the credits except for Roxy & Rocco The reason I wanted this movie originally was because of my colleague Skronker. Roxy Jezel is one of my favourite performers and Rocco Siffredi is probably my favourite actor/director so I figured it would be an explosive combination.
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Release date: 2/20/2006
Reviewed on: 3/8/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: India, Summer, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Lea, Pamela, Destiny, Vanessa Gold, Myriam, Patricia Petite, Zeina Heart, Naika
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Canadian Beaver is Erik Everhard's first release with Evil Angel and the influence of Buttman is already apparent from this movie. Why? Think Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal (BRGTM) as Erik and Steve Holmes go in and around Montreal. Their tour guide is a very lovely Zeina Heart who acts as the boy's sex tour guide. Hell if Erik named this Erik Meats Zeina, I wouldn't have a problem as she is the link to every scene (well besides Erik and Steve). Zeina Heart (a) Zeina, Brianna Devil, and Vanessa Gold Patricia Petite (a, dp), Myriam, and Pamela (a, dp) Lea, India Summer, and Zeina Destiny Vicious, Naika, and Zeina Zeina's accent is hard to identify. She sounds like an anglophone so she's definitely not French Canadian and she looks like a taller Victoria Sweet mixed in with a some Daisy. She leads the boys around and sets up the premises. They pick up Steve at Dorval Airport. (I just recognise most of the landmarks). Steve and Erik test her out in the first scene.
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Release date: 12/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jade, Judy, Tangerine, Trixxy, Abbraxa, Diamond Forever, Daisy Fox, Kimberly Franklin, Barbie Bell
Directed by: John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: One of the classics. I watched this movie several years ago and I remembered thinking that Buttman captured Rocco at his spontaneous best. Since I lived in Montreal for many years, it was fun identifying some of the landmarks in between Rocco's pillaging spree. Erik Everhard's new video, Canadian Beaver, made me revisit this classic. The scene that stood out most was Buttman and Rocco's visit to St. Catherine St., specifically to a club called Downtown which I've passed by many times.
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Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Naomi, Erik Everhard, John Leslie, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Sascha, Marie Luv, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Mysti May
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: I haven't watched a John Leslie movie in a while because he drives me bonkers shooting into the light which blinds the viewer from some of the action. I made an exception for Naomi who is a Czech-Israeli with the most incredible ass since Vida Guerra. She participates in every scene in this movie: Solo masturbation scene James Dean including anal Marie Luv (a, dp), Erik Everhard, and Sascha Blowbang with some fucking of her buttcrack frotteurism - Mario, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Scott Lyons, and Mike Hash Tee Reel, Lefty Larue, and Brian Pumper Mysti May and Mark Davis For the most part I liked this movie. Leslie continues to use natural lighting in his movies but he stays away from the windows. We still have a murky feel but I didn't it as much especially since it fits in with his Voyeur style. Occasionally you'll see some flaring which makes me wonder if his lens is scratched. This is evident in the second scene with James Deen. The camera is peeping on Naomi from outside and then peeping on Deen peeping on Naomi.
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Release date: 11/17/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Christian XXX, Kaylynn, Tommy Gunn, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Talon, Vicky Vette, Victoria Sin, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Hillary Scott, Sammie Rhodes, James Deen, Taryn Thomas, Sunny Lane, Courtney Simpson, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin
Directed by: David Lord, Tricia Devereaux
Review brief: Vault of Whores is up for an XRCO Award for Best Release and is a 3dvd set. One DVD is the regular movie, the second is the extras, and the third is a high definition wmv file with a requirement of a WMV HD player or a 2.4 Ghz computer processor. Now I only have an AMD Sempron that's 1.83 Ghz but I decided to be a sadist and try to play it anyway. Even though it strained the system, it played fine. I just couldn't fast forward or super rewind because the machine was begging me to stop. The results are visually spectacular and I was amazed especially with the way the scenes were shot and played out. My colleagues Bono and MLyons covered the play by play and synopsis so I won't go into detail over them. The main plot of the movie reminds me of Mean Girls as Sammie and her girls bully the new girl Taryn at school over Sammie's boyfriend. Guess Sammie wasn't too paranoid the way this movie came out. Except Taryn's a major comic book fan and the illustrations introduce some of the sex scenes with awesome scenarios and visual setups.
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Release date: 1/31/2005
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mary Jane, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mick Blue, Travis Knight, Brittney Skye, Taylor Rain, Alexis Malone, Kurt Lockwood, Arnold, Nikki Benz, Sativa Rose, Keri Sable
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: With the title Take No Prisoners, you'd figure there's gonna be some bondage action and yes there is. However, the title takes on a different meaning in reference to my patience. Let me explain why. I have mentioned in previous reviews how Rocco Siffredi is my favourite director because of the way he floods the scene with divergent focal points. One of my colleagues even said that he makes his movies like he had Attention Deficit Disorder; going through so many girls and scenarios in a serial fashion. Jules Jordan is different. He will tease the viewer and he is willing to extend it to two dvds to cater to the tease. You have Nikki Benz putting on her leather outfit and taking her time teasing a gimped up Jules where by the time the scene is over... 50 minutes has gone by! Keri Sable's scene is prefixed with long shots of her being tied up and lead around with Jules paying off Mark Wood and Arnold Schwarzenpecker to take care of her in a dp. Luckily there is the fast forward/skip track option that takes us into the sex.
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Release date: 8/1/2005
Reviewed on: 1/23/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mandingo, Mark Wood, Sabrine Maui, Nautica, Nyomi Marcela, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Jade Hsu, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Normally I don't like watching Asian lines in porn along with any other strict ethnic lines such as black or hispanics because I felt that producers had to stretch in order to fill a quota. That is in order to cast a movie, a producer might lower his standards in choosing a girl simply because of his race. I've often bitched about the "exotic" goggle effect where people find an average looking girl (to my standards) attractive simply because she's a different. Two years ago, I saw Jules Jordan visiting the Red Light District booth at the AVNs where he chatted down Nautica Thorn, Katsumi, and Roxy Jezel.
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Release date: 7/6/2005
Reviewed on: 1/18/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Mandingo, Mark Wood, Travis Knight, Leah Luv, Erin Moore, Holly Wellin, Hillary Scott, Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne, McKenzie Lee, Jay Huntington, Julea London
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Even though I've enjoyed watching several of Jules Jordan videos, most notably Flesh Hunter 2, I haven't really watched his movies in the past two years. Part of it was the defection of some of his male talent over to contract status over at RLD/PXP which made me skeptical on whether his movies could be as volcanic as some of his prior work. Some things haven't changed. Jules still shoots some of the best tease intros as I sit and drool at the girls (and he dresses them well) rather than press the fast forward button. Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, and Jerry McKenzie Lee, Jules, and Mark Wood Holly Wellin & Mandingo Julea London & Jules Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne, and Jerry Erin Moore & Mandingo The main reason I wanted to look at this movie was controversial AVN New Starlet winner, McKenzie Lee. I had watched a couple of her movies and only Tear Me a New One had stood out. I figured if the AVN voters had seen some promising performances from her, Jules would have shot one and he did.
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Release date: 5/13/2005
Reviewed on: 7/5/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mick Blue, Jazz Duro, Jamie Brooks, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Melissa Black, Janet Peron, Danny Mountain, Ellena, Tony De Sergio
Directed by: Macondo
Review brief: My second look at the Slam It! series. The thing that impressed me about the first movie was the technical setup of the scenes and of course the girls. Janet Peron: Janet Peron is wearing a pink cowboy hat and is masturbating on a mechanical bull indoors. There's hay around her and the weird thing is this setting is indoors where you can see tile ceilings. Underneath view of blowjobs is hampered by the shadows on the face/mouth caused by the hat. Average blowjobs even though the guys are relatively small. They fuck on a zebra lounge chair. The guys look goofy keeping on their white and black cowboy hats. This isn't a porn western comedy. Anal. A2P. ATM. DP. This scene had everything. Both guys hose down her pussy with their spooge. Good scene. Jamie Brooks: I wish Jamie hadn't gotten her boobs supersized. She's a good performer and this scene is no different as she sweating like crazy while being pounded. Premise is she "plays" the guitar for a band. Suddenly we cut to her masturbating with a red dildo. Hmmn...
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Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/3/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Carol, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Ian Scott, Greg Centauro, Angelina Crow, Lucy Love, Veronika Vanoza, Vanessa Hill, Csoky Ice, Lora Croft
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: It's been more than year since I last checked in with a Christoph Clark movie. The reason why is I get spoiled by Rocco Siffredi. Rocco and Christoph often uses many of the same euro girls but the difference is that Rocco seems to bring the best out of even the most demure girls (see Chasey loves Rocco). However the things I do like about Christoph movies is his taste in women and the colour of his movies. They seem to pop. Against this standard, I was disappointed. The first scene is at the indoor pool of the euro house seen in many Rocco and Nacho movies. Veronica Vanoza is like a poor man's Belladonna. She has the same crew cut and the same great body (untattooed). Her face just doesn't have that charm of Bella's and she has nowhere the enthusiasm of Bella even though she does everything. Hell when she fucks Choky Ice in the pool, the pool scene with Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle Mclachlan in Showgirls had more heat than this scene. There was a technical fuckup in the middle of the sex where the camera man just changes the exposure.
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Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/28/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I think this is my first Darkko review. Since my colleagues have given you the blow by blow details, I wanted to give my general impressions of this movie. Lauren Phoenix and Katja Kassin are two of my favourite porn stars for their obvious qualities. Duhhhh I'm talking about their foreign accents. Creating a scenario where I have to judge one against the other is not fair. Premise is this. You have 3 rounds like in amateur boxing where the two girls strut their stuff. The first round is the feeling out process or more commonly known as the solo scene. I preferred Katja's solo scene because Darkko has a way of capturing her ass where it's always kaboom in the viewer's face. I thought the second round was flawed where the girls compete on the girl/girl cause it does depend a lot on who their partner was. Sandra Romain is normally an animal when I see her with men. She's paired up with Katja. Lauren is paired up with Katrina Kraven who's an animal in her own right.
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Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/4/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Justin, Lucy, Elen, Vivien, Sylvie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jazz Duro, Lenny, Arwen
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco gonzos are always hard to figure out. Sometimes there's a script going on but you know they're just excuses to get to sex. At the start of the movie, the Lady is instructing her girls how to shake their booty. I'm not sure if she's a madame or a lousy dance instructor. Anyway, Rocco and his crew crashes her house and she tries to shoo them away because her girls are too young? Vivien, Arwen, Franco Roccaforte, and Kid Jamaica: Vivien is a girl that has Joan Osborne hair. She's about as attractive as Joan too. Arwen is a very cute blonde with a great body that I've seen in many DVSX movies. Franco is messing with the piano in the house and also blowing a flute. He's playing the piano with his schlong which causes Arwen to accidentally drool in laughter. Vivien practices blowing Franco's instrument while Arwen flirts with Kid Jamaica over a motorcycle. Vivien's okay with the blowjob. Anal rimming from Vivien. When Teo and Vivien have sex in the cowgirl, her hair keeps falling into Teo's face. Vivien and Teo seem to dig each other.
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Release date: 3/11/2005
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Elizabeth, Renee Pornero, Jennifer Dark, Maria Sun, Victoria Sin, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Macondo
Review brief: My first look at a Harmony video. Even though it's distributed by Evil Angel, the production of this movie reminds me of Private. Must be the hot euro girls and the fancy schmancy edits and special effects. The title is short for Slam It! in Her Ass. You can expect every girl to give up the butt. Lucy Lee: Lucy gets ganged up by three guys in a mechanic's shop. She looks great wearing these welder glasses. Blowjob skills are shallow but the circle blow is at least earnest. The sex is pretty fast paced. Lucy is just an incredible looking brunette. Eventually we get our anal. Then a dp. One guy shoots his load on her asshole and stuffs his dick to push the spooge in. Another guy aims for her face but misses. The last guy finally gets it right in the face but it doesn't really catch her glasses. Good scene. Elizabeth Lawrence: She's only billed as Elizabeth but I remember the girl I fumblingly hit on at the ADT party. It's her eyes and aussie accent.
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Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/31/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Anita, Rocco Siffredi, Dino, Julie, Frank, Stephanie, Sandra, Tiffany, Anne (ambiguous), Pierre, Fabrice, Trinity, Tanja, Marie, Akira, Pascal, Delphine, Adrianna Laurenti, Tristan Seagal, Joachim Kessef, Anthony Alain, Alina Sun, Corrine, Aurelie, Daryl (Belgium), Karine (English), Coline, Kokol (Congo), Line, Fletcher, Loulou Bais, John P., Tonton Blanc, Jann, Hugh, Fair, Gil, Peggy, Franky
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this was another Rocco movie that I was frustrated with. The movie only had two scenes. Each going about an hour each. The first hour had Rocco nailing the maid, Tanja, until Trinity arrives. Then all hell breaks loose as Trinity is given a strap on and they gang on Tanja. Finally Rocco concentrates on Trinity and boy oh boy does he concentrate on her. Slapping. Choking. Superfucking. Rimming. You name it. They did it. He threw her around like a puppet. Trinity is pretty but not absolutely stunning. Still she shines in an awesome scene. Okay, here comes the frustrating part. The second half of this movie is an orgy scene. Only problem is that all the performers are wearing masks since they're at a masquerade party and the females kept them on. Some condoms were also used. If I wanted to see this crap, I'd go watch Eyes Wide Shut. Sure the sex was really good too but I want to see the freaking women in all their glory. Grrrr....
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Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rick Masters, Jerry, Joey Silvera, Johnny Thrust, Dirty, Ariana Jollee, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Jean Val Jean, Tiffany Holiday, Alec Knight, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Kyla King, Jay Huntington, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: I'm a big fan of Joey Silvera's straight movies but this is my first Hellcats review. Courtney Cumz & Jean Val Jean: Courtney's face reminds me of Charisma Carpenter. Tan natural body. Her top leaves a heavy groove in her boobs when she takes it off. I thought it was a scar until it later filled out/disappeared in the scene. Jean Val Jean looks like a muscular Leonardo DiCaprio with long hair. Courtney seems pleased to get her hands on him. Good blowjob. She smiles and acknowledges the camera during it. During the throat fucking she coughs and leaves spit on the camera lens. Courtney mostly keeps her eyes closed during the sex. Doesn't really watch Jean nor the camera. There seems to be a switch to anal in the doggy but the insertion is mostly edited out so it's nearly slipped my attention. I was caught muttering, "when'd that happen?" minutes later. Atms. Courtney is then shown praying for the cumshot. A good steady stream splatters her face and chest.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/23/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Lucy, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Gabriel Zero, Juliano Ferraz, Julie Silver, Eimi, Claudia Rossi, Judy White, Suzie Carina, Jennifer London, Anastasia Mayo, Shaina, Karina Play, Niki Bleue
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I wrote a more thourough review of this movie right when it came out but it got lost. Seeing Rocco's True Anal Stories 23 made me revisit this movie as it shared some of the actresses and a certain scene. ... and I still feel the same way. Suzie Carina is fun and bubbly, attractive, probably the best euro-find in the past year. Unfortunately she is only in half of the movie. Half of a movie surrounded does not make a good movie which was what I found disappointing. The first scene is highlighted by very unattractive ladies. A sickly looking Shaina and another chick that looks like she should be on a Mexican game show or like an uglier redheaded Charo. Second scene was better in that Nacho displayed incredible sexual heat but that may be because Anastasia looked like a dwarf tranny. Mega orgy on the boat was a clusterfuckingmanic disaster in terms of lighting and grainy footage. Even my ADD couldn't handle it. However when it came to the Suzie half of the movie, it was all beautiful.
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