Hellcats 7 Review

I'm a big fan of Joey Silvera's straight movies but this is my first Hellcats review.

Courtney Cumz & Jean Val Jean:

Courtney's face reminds me of Charisma Carpenter. Tan natural body. Her top leaves a heavy groove in her boobs when she takes it off. I thought it was a scar until it later filled out/disappeared in the scene. Jean Val Jean looks like a muscular Leonardo DiCaprio with long hair. Courtney seems pleased to get her hands on him.

Good blowjob. She smiles and acknowledges the camera during it. During the throat fucking she coughs and leaves spit on the camera lens. Courtney mostly keeps her eyes closed during the sex. Doesn't really watch Jean nor the camera. There seems to be a switch to anal in the doggy but the insertion is mostly edited out so it's nearly slipped my attention. I was caught muttering, "when'd that happen?" minutes later. Atms. Courtney is then shown praying for the cumshot. A good steady stream splatters her face and chest. An average scene.

Ariana Jolee, Kyla King, and Rick Masters:

Ariana is seen wearing superman boy undies and sucking her thumb in the backseat of a car. Kyla King looks like Ava Vincent (face and hair) crossed with the skin tone of Bisexual Britni. I just don't find the peroxide look attractive. Ariana and Rick team on Kyla at a house.

Kyla has really mediocre oral skills especially compared to Ariana's. Ariana then gives us a squirting exhibition. Rick donkey slaps Ariana while she's giving him head. Ariana then plays a game of hypoxyphilia with a chain on herself. Ariana gives up the butt. Kyla rides on Ariana's head while Ariana gives the atm on Rick. Fascinating visual. Again, confusing edits leaves the viewer introduced to something already in Ariana's butt with a keychain at the end. You don't get to see it taken out before the scene cuts to anal on Kyla. Cumshot onto Kyla's mouth where she swaps it to Ariana who then swallows. This scene was frustrating to watch.

Jasmine Byrne & Nat Turnher:

The more and more I see Jasmine the more beautiful she seems to become. Nat must be new male talent since I've never seen him before in any other IR scene. His schlong is more thick than long.

Jasmine gives a loving blowjob on the black licorice. Jasmine has a hard time inserting herself in the RC and starting the sex so the camera cuts to them already in the missionary on the carpet. Joey acknowledges this by putting a comment on the screen "Off Camera?". Light choking in the mish. Finally it's back to a successful insertion for the rc. Jasmine struggles in the anal since Nat is so thick. She can be seen biting the couch sheets that she's on. No insertion shot for the rcag. Her ass gapes like a bomb had just hit it. Atm. Disappointing finish where Nat finishes himself off with Jasmine's face above it. Of course he mostly cums on himself.

Chanel Chavez, Alec Knight, and Bad Bob:

Alec and Bob are playing a game of poker. Chanel looks like she's the prize as her boy can't cover the pot. She looks so delicious in her black undies ensemble. DAMN! I don't mind the sleepy eyed look in that.

Her boy is forced to watch her give a great blowjob to the winner until he decides to might as well join in. The sex was enthusiastic. Chanel seems to climax in the middle of the cowgirl. Angle in the spoon makes it hard to see if it's anal or vaginal at first. Clear insertion into an anal spoon comes later. No insertion in the doggy anal. DP. Two cumshots down the hatch. Good scene. The winner then throws his money all over Chanel and then stuffs her mouth with Franklins.

Tiffany Holiday, Rick Masters, Dirty Harry, and Jerry:

Tiffany reminds me of a white Roxy Jezel. Her boobs are small but are so perky mounds I wonder if they're fake. I'll just assume they're real.

Circle blow. She's shallow with the sticks though but she gives the balls and shafts love. After some vaginal, the text "Bad Girl" comes on the screen, and she puts on a vinyl top that still reveals her boobs. Never really seen someone put on more clothes as the sex progresses. Anal. She's a sweaty mess. Piledriver anal. One cumshot on the tits. Another guy cums on her pussy. Then she pees (Pee not squirt) a good stream on herself. Final cumshot goes down the hatch. Good scene. It turns out that this was not the original ending because the original was accidentally shot without sound. We get to see the original where Tiffany ends up peeing on her own face in the piledriver.

Sativa Rose & Joey Silvera:

This must be an outtake from a previous Joey movie. Sativa looks a little heavier than I've seen her in recent movies. Great blowjob to a titty fucking pop.

Parting Thoughts:

Man, this is the weakest Joey movie I've ever seen. It seems like a hodge podge of outtakes thrown together and the glue job didn't make it stick. Extras hold is highlighted by only a minute or two of extra footage of every scene. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.