Hellcats 7 Review

Director

Joey Silvera

Cast

Ariana Jollee, Tiffany Holiday, Kyla King, Jasmine Byrne, Chanel Chavez, Courtney Cummz, Sativa Rose, Jean Valjean, Rick Masters, Nat Turnher, Alex Knight, Dirty, Jerry, Joey Silvera.

Genre

Gonzo

Condoms

None.

Running Time of Main Feature

2 Hrs. 47 Mins.

Female Orgasms

A few to several--depending on your point of view.

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT

Those looking for freakin' gorgeous girls doing a fair amount of anal amidst the unique environs of Joey Silvera's masterful gonzo-style camera work.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR

Those who don't like anal sex.  Those looking for impersonal, uncompromising harder than hardcore, gaping anal, cum gargling, "choke her to death" porn.

REVIEW:
Ah, the Hellcats series.  It's been a while since I've checked one out, and even more embarrassingly, it's been a while since I've seen anything that Joey's done.  Shame on me!  This volume boasts some of the best looking collection of girls I've seen in one movie in a good while, and most of them are new to me--one of the perks of not watching every single damn porn release that comes down the pike.  Anyway Joey knows how to pick 'em.  I don't know how he does it, but mine is not to ask why.  My lot is simply to enjoy it.  I'm in the mood for a Joey-flick fix.

Courtney Cummz & Jean Valjean

Courtney is a beautiful girl with full, pierced breasts and killer pair of legs adorned with black fishnets. She has brown hair with blonde streaks, and a nice smile. She teases Joey while he gets a good look at her intimate parts with the camera and after a bit of back and forth banter, she's introduced to Jean Valjean. Jean is a sickeningly attractive man, and it's not long before Courtney is gagging all over his cock and depositing drool on her luscious breasts. This is really nicely hard-edged action without going over the top. Somehow it has a gentle playfulness amidst the gagging and deep-throat that only Joey seems to be able to pull off with any consistency. Once they start fucking, things don't get any less interesting, and it's possible that Courtney has a couple of orgasms. She claims she does by the end of the scene anyway, but it's hard to tell by just looking at her fuck. In either case, she does look gorgeous, and keeps her sort of subdued, happy-go-lucky attitude the whole time. Finally after some cowgirl and doggy anal, and some ass to mouth action, Jean spurts a healthy amount of sperm all over Courtney's pretty face and breasts and Joey talks to her a bit more before the scene fades out. A great opener--albeit a bit more subdued than Joey's normal fair. I can't really say that that's a bad thing though. This is porn like only Joey can create, and I have to say, it's scratching a long unsatisfied itch for yours truly. 

Ariana Jollee, Kyla King & Rick Masters

Ariana is in a car, showing of her superman hot pants for Joey, and engaging him in some pre-fuck banter. They meet up with Kyla, a pale skinned blonde with an unconventionally gorgeous body that only Joey could find. She really looks pretty great, and as she's not quite as overexposed as Ariana is, I found myself watching Kyla much more. At any rate, this scene is your usual Joey fair, which is to say that it's very dynamic and interesting the whole way through. Kyla starts off in some long chained handcuffs while she's groped by Ariana and Rick Masters. Then she's led over to suck on Rick's dick under Ariana's somewhat demanding direction. All quite satisfactory, I must say. After that the handcuffs come off and the fucking-proper starts. Kyla gets fucked doggy for a while as Ariana squirts multiple times and offers the leavings for both the others to enjoy. Eventually Ariana gets some cock as well, and the anal is not long to follow. Kyla spends some time taking Rick in the ass as well before Ariana does some more squirting (including a little spray on Rick's face) and Rick finally feeds his cum to Kyla. She swaps it to Ariana and so the scene ends. I'm not sure this scene has a lot of re-watchability for me, but it was anything if not interesting, fun and very sexy if you like some harder edged gaggy blowjob and anal action. As with Joey's best stuff it was quite unpredictable and dynamic without being in any way frustrating or wood-killing. A great scene--particularly on a first time viewing.

Jasmine Byrne & Nat Turnher

Jasmine is arguably the cutest girl of the bunch here, and believe me my friends, that's saying something. This disc is chock full of some serious young hotties, and if nothing else gets your motor running, the eye candy alone should. Anyway, Jasmine is a very cute brunette with a killer smile and a tiny, but supple little body. She finds it easy to smile and that just makes her all the better. Anyway, after a brief tease-talk with Joey, she meets up with Nat Turnher for some interracial action. She's not what you might call a deep throat expert, but she certainly makes the effort, complete with some coughing and a little gagging, for those who demand that sort of action. Eventually she gets fucked, of course, and it's not long before her ass gets duly stuffed as well. She might have an orgasm or two, and for me, just the effort of trying to show a female orgasm alone scores big points. The cumshot is kind of a major disappointment, as it's of the "girl looking down on the up-turned cock" variety. He predictably shoots it out, but most of it misses her face. A shame, but that doesn't at all negate the rest of the scene--which was damned enjoyable. It's not the best on the disc, but it more than belongs among those that are.

Chanel Chavez, Alex Knight & Bad Boh

Chanel is a very cute brunette with a soft, but tight little body. The two guys are playing poker, and one of them (credited as Bad Boh here, but in actuality, it's just Johnny Thrust) keeps just barely winning. Eventually Alex runs out of money and bets his wife that he'll win the last hand. Johnny pulls out a royal flush and so Chanel becomes part of his winnings. She doesn't seem too disappointed however, as she eagerly dresses up in some black stockings and a sexy top that barely covers her nipples and gets on her knees to suck his cock. Johnny is true to his name, and dutifully Thrusts his cock down her throat for a bit before Alex disrobes and joins the fray. Dual cocksucking, plenty of pussy fucking, and a lot of anal sex follow while Chanel seems to have several orgasms in the process. They seemed believable enough to me, and again, I'm just happy to see her trying. Eventually, she takes a brief DP before both guys squirt a load inside her mouth in turn. Although for some reason this scene doesn't quite have 100% of that Joey magic about it, it certainly has its moments. Chanel is beautiful, and expressive, and she gets plenty well fucked. It absolutely worked for me, if for no other reason than Chanel's multiple orgasms.

Tiffany Holiday, Rick Masters, Dirty & Jerry

Tiffany is a beautiful, young brunette with a sort of distanced way of expressing herself. It's a little odd, but that doesn't make her any less interesting to watch. In fact, this turns out to be a damn good scene--perhaps one of the best on the DVD, although it's hard to pick a favorite among such a collection of outstanding work. Tiffany takes on three guys here, and she's got a flare for some seriously perverted dirty talk that really drives me crazy in all the right ways. And did I mention that she has a fucking fantastic body? Although not quite the rabid deep-throater that some of the others on this disc are, she makes up for it with some extended anal footage, some downright filthy interaction with Joey and the guys, and an unusually wicked, self-soiling pee finale that will have watersports fans whooping it up and begging for more. For more details check out picman's or Bono-One's review of this title--but suffice it to say: it worked for me, and that's an understatement. Bravo to all--this was a fantastic multi-partner gonzo scene without all the hamming it up, excess screaming and forced hyper-energy that seems to plague the rest of the porno all-sex world these days.

Sativa Rose & Joey Silvera (DVD ONLY)

This is a very brief blowjob scene featured on the DVD of this release only. Sativa finds Joey following her around, and in only the way that she can, she starts dominating him. She teases him with her breasts which he licks while she spits on his face. All of this type of "man as bitch" action is right up my alley, and I love it all. Eventually Sativa gets on her knees and deep throats Joey while still managing to present an air of femdom control over the situation. Joey really seems to be the only one in the business who can manage to strike this balance just right. Joey spreads some oil over Sativa's breasts and it isn't long before she jerks him off to a climax that mostly just slimes her arm. Regardless, it's a great little femdom-esque quickie blowjob that totally worked for me--and a nice cherry on top of an already great DVD.

EXTRAS:
Extra Footage : 5 Mins. There's a tiny bit of extra sex footage for all the scenes (well, not really for Courtney's scene--instead she washes a dish in the sink.  It's Joey, what can I say?).  There isn't much here, but it's worth watching for those little extra moments of interaction that only Joey can capture.
Cumshot Recap
Cast List By Scene
Photo Gallery
Cast Videographies

OVERALL:
You know, maybe it's just been too long since I've seen a Joey Silvera disc, but damn!  I thought it was great!  The girls were all just wonderfully gorgeous.  The action is a little less crazy-intense than I've seen Joey pull off in the past, but I can't say that that's a bad thing at all.  I liked the lower key (but by no means soft) energy that everyone brought to the table here.  It's refreshing to see some semblance of honest sexuality in a hardcore gonzo release when so much of the rest of today's porn has forsaken sexuality altogether.  My fellow reviewer Morbidthoughts has a different perspective on this title that I, of course, would encourage you to read.  I, for one, couldn't find a whole lot wrong here, though.  It's hard to pick a favorite scene, but I'm going with Tiffany Holiday's mini-gangbang.  She lets loose with some dirty talk that drove me nuts, and her peeing finale played right into some of my more perverse fetishes while managing not to turn ugly.  It was a rockin' scene with a beautiful, and somewhat enigmatic girl.  That's not to say that I didn't enjoy the rest of the disc.  I think there's something special in every scene, and Joey has totally redeemed himself after my last exposure to the series:  the comparatively lackluster Hellcats #5.  In fact, I would give this one a hearty recommendation to old-school fans of Joey Silvera's work, who still love the hardcore action, but don't necessarily need everything going 90 miles an hour every second the car is in drive.

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