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Release date: 12/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/10/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Kinzie Joe, Gwen Diamond, Lorena Sanchez, Isis Ray, Gabriella Romano, Kiara Marie
Directed by: Jean-Claude Batiste
Review brief: Well this feels like the Jean Claude Batiste show. Similar to John Strong's movies for RLD/PXP, Jean casts himself in every scene. Other than it being an interracial movie with an extra guy here and there, this was a conventional b/g movie.
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Release date: 2/28/2007
Reviewed on: 3/13/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Tiffany, Charity, Brianna Beach, Summer Long, Ashlynn Brooke, Jade Leshay, Julisa Delor
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Well like the title says, the boys at RLD/PXP head to South Beach (Miami). However, I didn't even pay attention to the title when I popped the disc in and wondered why these Florida hotties seemed to already know Juan Cuba when he (re)introduces himself. I guess Juan captured enough footage on his trip to fill out two movies since South Beach 2 features many of the same girls as the first one. Summer Long, Jade Leshay, and Mark Wood Julisa Delor & Michael Stefano Charity (attempted dpp), Wood, and Stefano Brianna Beach, Juan Cuba (pov bj), Stefano, and Wood Ashlynn Brooke, Tiffany, and Stefano & Wood One thing the guys apparently didn't bring was a lighting setup. All of the scenes were shot in a hotel room with two double beds with the main light source being the window. Actually, the scenes would be lit at the side by the windowlight but it looked like a cloudy week during the movie.
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Release date: 11/17/2006
Reviewed on: 12/18/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Jessica, Autumn, Princess, Alena, Phoebe, Gabriella Banks, Renee Pornero, Joselyn Pink, Jessica Sexin, Shannon Kelly, Jamie Elle, Brooklyn Night, Jasmine Tame, Vanessa Videl, Sadie Summers, Lilia, Miss Meadow, Marissa Marcelle, Alektra Blue, Jenna Presley, Veronica Rayne, Katrina Isis, Geena Ginger, Katalina Linda, Codi Star, Carrie Ann, Lorena Sanchez, Sonia Lopez, Vixen Fire, Aubrey Addams, Sabara, Raquel Amante, Emily Evermoore, Piper Parker, Loretta Loren, Ryaan Reynolds, Bianca Valentino, Misty Magenta, Allison Pierce, Jasse Monroe, Lindsay Kay, Sasha Grey, Kandi Hart, Marli Jane, Bailey Brook, Mae, Tabatha Tucker, Taylor Nixx, Katarina Kat
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 9/14/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Isabel Ice, Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing with the Baker's Dozen series especially when you've seen all previous 8 of them is that things get kind of repetitive. That is you get a hot chick, closed-eye, waiting around for streams and streams of hot jizz to coat her face and the ending mess has you wonder, "Wait, haven't I seen this before?" Karina Kay & Manuel Ferrara then mope blowbang and one lucky fuck w/ Kyle Stone Isabel Ice (a) & Brandon Iron then blowbang Aubrey Addams - 3 rounds of blowbangs Brianna Love (a) & Brandon then blowbang At heart this is a bukkake series with sex thrown in and Brandon doesn't deviate from the formula. I thought all the girls were very attractive in different ways although I can say that there is a similarity in placing Audrey Addams and Brianna Love back to back. Brandon must've kept the Karina Kay scene in the vault since last year but it is a different look for her as she is blonde and still has that lust for Manuel Ferrara even though they've worked together many times before.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/26/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mia Rose, Crystal Clear, Lorena Sanchez, Addison Rose, Mandy Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I'm assuming this will be Jake Malone's last Teen Fuck Holes. He's added his own signature to this series ever since he took over the reins from Tim Von Swine. Crystal Clear, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Mia Rose, Strong, and Stefano Addison Rose & Stefano Mandy Fox & Manuel Ferrara Lorena Sanchez, Joachim Kessef, and Manuel I thought all the fuck holes were very attractive and this quality is probably the main reason to get the movie. That and they get to work with the usual premium rld/pxp swordsmen. Crystal Clear looks like Rose McGowen while Mandy Fox looks like Busy Phillips but they strikingly could be sisters. You switch out the colour of the hair with one girl and you'd get the other girl. Mia Rose's scene was tainted by a little speck on the right hand side of the screen. Her scene was tiered in that she takes on Michael Stefano for a while before John Strong unexpectedly jumps into the scene. She's the squeakiest girl in the movie while getting pounded and that's what I like about her.
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Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Well, it's been a year since Brandon Iron release another Good Source of Iron and you can tell some of the scenes are older by looking at the performers. Alekta Blue does not have her implants in this movie and Courtney Simpson sports fresh scars from a car accident she had over a year ago. Jamie Huxley blowbang Alektra Blue blowbang Kara Mynor gangbang Jamie Huxley blowbang Courtney Simpson & Brandon Iron (POV) Jamie Huxley & Michael Stefano then blowbang Haley Scott blowbang Jamie Huxley blowbang From the scenes, this movie could've been renamed a Good Source of Jamie Huxley as she has 4 blowbangs and a regular b/g scene! Jamie is a pretty girl in an unconventional way similar in appearance to Michelle Lay. I'd say she is a younger version of Michelle and she does display a remarkable hunger for spooge even if one or two shots may be off-coloured. Haley Scott would probably agree that there may be such a thing as too much spooge as she nearly coughs out the off coloured cum-shots.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Mia Bangg, Harmony Rose, Haley Scott, Katrina Isis
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Lately, I've been hesitant to watch formulaic movies. Besides my typical aversions like race-based movies, I tend to shy away from movies that promise a certain act... like all anal for instance. Variety is the spice of life but Dual Invasion 4 promises a Harmony Rose double penetration so let's check it out. Harmony Rose, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Katrina Isis, John Strong, and Stefano Haley Scott, Sascha, and Stefano Lauren Phoenix, Strong, and Steve French Mia Bangg, Strong, and Stefano Speaking of variety, each girls get dp'ed with one of the guys being either John Strong or Michael Stefano. Three scenes where it's with both of the guys. Harmony said in a previous movie that Strong was her favourite anal performer and I had rarely seen an anal Harmony scene so there must be some truth to this if she agrees to her first dp with him. It came off fine. Lauren Phoenix looks different with brown hair but I've seen her done plenty of dps with many of them better than this scene.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/3/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Well, this may be the last Jake Malone movie under RLD/PXP that I get to review. Somewhat fitting, it's also the first look at an ongoing series. Premise is simple. I've always complained about blowbang movies since they feature the scraggliest guys and you always wonder when the actual intercourse begins. You can think of One Lucky Fuck as a blowbang movie except near the end of the scene one lucky guy gets to do her (hence the title one lucky fuck). Meanwhile all the other guys are spooging on her face while that one lucky guy is doing her so Jake could've called this series, Raining on Your Party. All of the girls were cute and each has their own blowbang scene. Well, except for Lexi Belle because I don't call two guys a blowbang. The vaginal intercourse at the end doesn't go very long as you watch the guys unload on the girls faces and all of them have that annoyed "can't you see I'm being I'm still getting fucked" tight lipped smile as they can't cum dodge. The strongest performer by far was Isabel Ice.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 6/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jada Fire, Manuel Ferrara, Mia Bangg, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Amy Ried, Sasha Knox, Annette Schwarz
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing I like most about Brandon's movies is his enthusiasm for what he is shooting. He always seems to be having fun joking or talking to the girls behind the scenes and this is best exemplified in his 50 to 1 series. Even in the Baker's Dozen series where you normally would have a poor girl await a more than a dozen cums plashes on her face, you can see how he tries to make things goofy and loose even incorporating it into the story. Amy Reid & Brandon then a BD blowgang with Sasha Knox Mia Bangg (a), Jada Fire (a), and Manuel Ferrara then a BD gangbang assisted by Hillary Scott Annette Schwarz with Jake Malone then a BD blowbang You have Amy Reid screaming out she hates voyeurs (this is an inside joke) when she spots all the mopes hungrily awaiting her. You have Annette faced with a bumby police lineup as she tries to identify the sex offender in the story. All in all the girls have a good time even though ounces and ounces of jizz coat their face. The girl's looks weren't all my cup of tea.
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Release date: 5/10/2006
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: April Flowers, Diane, Shasta, Faith, Desiree, Venus, Capri, Billie Britt, Ashley Brooks, Kristy, Sharka Blue, Regan Anthony, Jordan Fleiss, Kelly Wells, Jacqueline Summers, Tia Sweets, Sophia Castello, Nikki Hilton, Sophie Dee, Rebeca Linares, Alexis Silver, Bailey Brooks, Marquetta Jewel, Heather Zatch, Nina Estes, Ginger Taylor, Mysti May, Lilliana Monroe, Dylan Ryder, Lynn Pleasant, Destiny Love, Kimberly Price, Aaralyn Barra, Maya Hills, Carla Harvey, Jenni Morrison, Taylor Hilton, Jessie Jewels, Nikki Grind, Raven Sky, Amber Rayne, Violet Marcell, Addison Rose, Aspen Tylor, Kaci Kay, Sanya, Cassidy Blue, Diana Doll, Sabrina Lewis, Mahlia Milian, Aza Haze
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 4/13/2006
Reviewed on: 5/21/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Cassandra, Samantha, Toni Ribas, Sharka Blue, Malezia, Kimmie Cream, Joe Rock, Patrik, Rebeca Linares, Suzie Diamond, Shanice, Judy Star, Sandra Kalerman, Maya Hills
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: You could say that Piggies 8 is a continuation of Piggies 7 in that he includes a couple of girls from his trip to Montreal. As I remarked, the Montreal scenes were weaker than the rest of the movie in 7 that I shudder to think what had happened if he had made a Piggie movie with only the Montreal scenes from 7 and 8. Maya Hills & Brandon Iron Shanice & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Sharka Blue (squirting, a) & Toni Ribas Judy Star (fj & bj only) & Joe Rock Sandra Kalerman & Patrik Kimmie Kream & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Rebecca Linares & Toni Ribas Samantha & Joe Rock Suzie Diamond & Brandon Cassandra & Joe Rock (fj and bj only) Again, I preferred the scenes Brandon shot outside of Montreal (LA for Maya and Prague for the euro girls). Toni Ribas and Brandon are stronger performers than Joe Rock. The scenes are shot better in terms of lighting and the fact that the focus isn't going bonkers.
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Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 5/4/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Katie Rae, Courtney Simpson, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: This is my second look at the Teen Fuck Holes series since Jake Malone took it over from Tim Von Swine. I like Jake's movies in general especially his choice of girls and some of the inventive ways he sets up the scene with the girls teasing the camera. Katie Ray (a) & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Manuel Courtney Simpson & Michael Stefano Lacie Heart,Dana Duval, and Manuel Jenna Presley & Manuel The best example is Courtney's scene. Most other movies would have Courtney do a leg lift or a split as a way to show off "look what I can do!" but Jake works in it as a tease where she puts herself in positions where you just want to fuck her. The action is less hardcore than the previous TFHs, But the scenes have a playful vibe especially when you see a ticklish Jenna Presley flinch from a Manu finger near her asshole. This movie felt like the Manuel Ferrara show since he's in 4 of the scenes. Michelle flinches at Manu's popshot only to be surprised that it sprays everywhere except her eyes.
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Release date: 3/9/2006
Reviewed on: 4/3/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Cassandra, Victoria, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Bambi, Chole, Page Turner, Michelle Christian, Renee Pornero, Katie Rae, Desire Moore, Malezia, Georgia Southe, Holly Wellin, Hailey Young, Kimmie Cream, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Brianna Love, Jackie Ashe, Rosanna Rose, Ria Lynn, Nikki Nievez, Freddie Elle, Shanice, Sandy Simmers, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Angelina Bonet, Jessica Jammer, Emma Jade, Marissa Jayden, Susie Ink, Trista Tanner, Dasani Lezian, Roxxxy Rush, Sasha Knox, Crystal Heart, Leah Stevenson, Kaci Starr, Ashley Cobain, Cosette, Hunter Paige, Laura Seacord, Lyndsay Layne, Tasha Petite, Vicky Valentine, Violet Hughes, Stephanie Renee, Jaylie Zane, Shawna Lenee, Vandal Vyxen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of 50 to 1 is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state. Sometimes, the girls are coming off another scene he shot. Sometimes, the girls are auditioning in his office. Sometimes I guess they're coming by to pick up the check and he has an impromptu shoot. All of the scenes involve pov blowjobs, many involve footjobs, but some girls get fucked and some take it in the ass. I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but geeze, it seems like Brandon was in a hurry to get 50 girls tally and out of the way. He should just put the hundred or two hundred dollar away and not shoot some of these girls.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Lilit, Katy Caro, Kyra Banks, Anastasia Squirt, Alexys
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: I don't think I've watched a Toni Ribas movie since the days of Hardcore Innocence. I've always thought him to be a good performer but frankly I haven't been too keen on watching euro girls in movies that don't have Rocco Siffredi in them. Kyra Banks & Toni Ribas Lilita, Steve Holmes, and Lauro Glotto Alexis, Toni, and Steve Anastasia Squirt, Zenza Raggi, and Steve Holmes Katy Caro & Toni I posted some links to the eurobabe index to help with identification along with just a visual of what I'm yapping about. This movie felt sterile. You had three scenes in the same apartment with the same black couch lit by the lamps which gave it a bluish look. I'm assuming this movie was a result of a porn trip since it was set in Budapest. I'm assuming the girls are all Hungarian too. The standout scene/girl by far is Katy Caro. Don't judge by that eurobabe index photo. Go and look at the box cover with her hair straight. She is uber hot and Toni puts her through quite a scene as he smacks her around and drills her ass.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Savannah Stern, Roxxxy Rush, Kaci Starr
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: It looks like Jake Malone has taken over the reins from Tim Von Swine for the Teen Fuck Holes series. Two great scenes bookend this movie with RLD/PXP contract girl, Brianna Love and Karina Kay respectively. Brianna Love (a), Tyler Knight, and John Strong Roxxxy Rush (a, dp), Michael Stefano, and Manuel Ferrara Savannah Stern, Strong, and Stefano Kaci Starr (a) & Sean Michaels Karina Kay (squirting) & Manuel Ferrara Brianna looks dazzling with her hair, pearl necklace (literal), and black gloves which remain on for most of the scene even though her butt gets plugged. I find her muffled (by cock) yelps incredibly hot. Roxxxy's freckles show more in her movie as she has less of a tan than in Freshly Fucked. I prefer the more freckled look and her ass gets wrecked at the end which seems to happen in every scene I've seen her in. Savannah Stern looks like a thicker Selena Silver except I think she's American. Kaci Starr reminds me of an old cartoon character. I'm not sure if I'm thinking Little Lulu or someone else.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alex Rox, Juan Cuba, Bishop, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Jasmine Tame, Ace, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Jenner, Mike Blaze, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Wow, I can't decide now. When I saw Baker's Dozen 5 last year, I figured that it was the best of the series. I mean how can you beat Alektra, Delilah, and Jeanie Marie getting glazed over the way they were? I had complained in Baker's Dozen 7 about having Hailey Young only as a side girl, and BD6 proves me right. This girl completely rocks. She is a little thin though and you can see pools of sweat and drool accumulated on her little body dimples when she takes on the Baker's Dozen. Her one on one scene with Brandon was good but the highlight is when she gets tired of blowbanging the dozen insisting that she wanted to get fucked and you see this black guy in sunglasses (lefty larue?) who is quite a comedian in some other movies I've seen him in bowling over and laughing at their fortune. The Courtney scene is introed by a funny insider scenario.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/21/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Kamila, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Cindy Sterling, Franchezca, Roxxxy Rush, Franchezca Valentina, Allie Ray
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Freshly Fucked is John Strong's newbie line. What I noticed first about this title is that it is not a John Strong Productions title but instead a general Platinum X title with John as director. The 2257 info and the pxp watermark confirm my suspicions as I had never seen the watermark in John's movies before. Franchezca Valentina & John Strong Roxy Rush (a, dp), Strong, and Michael Stefano Allie Ray, Sascha, and Strong Cindy Sterling (a), Strong, and Stefano Kamila (a,dp), Strong, and Stefano The girls for the most part are young and all are cute except the cover girl Francezca Valentina who is extremely hot. Maybe the title should've been Freshly Fucked Moles cause the first three girls have prominent moles on their face. My favourite scene was probably the b/b/g/a with Cindy Sterling. She and Stefano share some chemistry as they stare into each other's eyes. She has fucked up teeth but man she is adorable.
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Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Layla, Katie Rae, Lisa Sparxxx, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Alicia Alighatti
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another edition of the Baker's Dozen, the series features a one on one scene first which comes to a finish before a group of male riff raffs invade the scene to glaze their faces, sometimes with another girl acting as a "cleanup girl". Katie Ray & Michael Stefano, then joined by the Baker's Dozen & Lisa Sparxxx blowbang Layla Rivera & Brandon Iron, then joined by the BD & Hailey Young gangbang (in Max Hardcore's house) Alicia Alighatti & Michael Stefano, then BD blowbang Hillary Scott & the BD (blowbang) All of the girls did anal in their one and one scene and I liked Alicia's pairing with Stefano the most out of the one on one. However, my favourite portion of the movie was with beautiful dainty Hailey Young, which partly disappoints me because my copy of Baker's Dozen 6 featuring her was stolen before I even got a chance to watch/review it. She stole the show from Layla when the Baker's Dozen turned out to be a gangbang. Having met Layla in Vegas, I prefer her unenhanced as she is shown in this movie.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/31/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Leah Stevenson
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in.
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Release date: 12/1/2005
Reviewed on: 12/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Chloe, Naomi, Michael Stefano, Hailey Young, India Summer, Joe Rock, Patricia Petite, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Riley Shy, Vandal Vyxen, Melany Jolie
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I was a little disappointed in this movie. I'm a fan of pretty feet but haven't revisited the Piggies series since 4. Naomi & Michael Stefano Patricia Petite & Joe Rock Brianna Love, Bambi, and Brandon Iron Zophia Myaw & Joe Rock Marquetta Jewel & Sean Michaels Chloe & Joe Rock Hailey Young & Brandon India Summer & Joe Rock Melany XXX & Brandon You get two distinct parts for this movie as Brandon mixes in some of the girls he shot in America with some Canadians from his trip to Montreal. I loved the American scenes from Naomi's sultry acknowledgement of the camera when getting fucked to the banter of Hailey Young and Brandon about her feet. Brianna Love and Bambi put together the best scene of the movie and Marquetta puts in a sensual performance with Sean. So what was wrong with the Canadian side? The camera seems to be different as the video seemed to be soft and fuzzier; most apparent in the Patricia Petite scene. I was only into the Zophia Myaw footjob/blowjob scene because of her stunning beauty.
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Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 12/18/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Bambi, Kelsey Michaels, Kelly Rose, Madeline Marks, Lacie Heart, Roxxxy Rush
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: As I watched the scenes go by in this third edition, something doesn't escape my notice. There are none of the usual rld/pxp swordsmen that also moonlight as directors for the stables. No Manuel, no Everhard, no Strong, no Stefano, and no Holmes. I wonder if this is an omen of things to come for future RLD/PXP movies or David Luger just can't get these guys to work for him. Roxy Rush & Claudio Meloni Bambi & Steve Taylor Madeline Marks & Joel Lawrence Kelsey Michaels & Brett Rockman Kelly Rose, Steve Taylor, and Mark Wood Lacie Heart & Joel Lawrence A couple of the girls are new to my eyes. Roxy Rush kind of reminds me Tiffany Taylor with her thin body and great tits and she also gives up the butt. Madeline Marks is hispanic with beautiful braided her but I noticed her left eye had a ruptured blood vessel which turned me off. Her scene was the most frustrating since her clothes pretty much remain on her even while Joel fucks her. They're kind of just pushed to the side but she's still wearing them.
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Release date: 7/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/29/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sasha, Vince Vouyer, Summer, Baily, Montanna Rae, Tiffany Ray, Alektra Blue, Goldie Cox, Stephanie Renee
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Simple premise. Vince Voyeur drives around cruising for chicks around Chatsworth and Canoga Park. The way he goes about it makes you think he's picking up streetwalkers. Well the girls are pretty at least although I'm not sure how they can get away dressing the way they dress in the broad daylight. Only in California. The car he uses must be a small 2 door car hell even a 2 seater as the pov angles are tight and cramped and the windows don't allow in much light. Bailey's face is practically shadowed all the time as she gives him road head. He goes about the chicks this way. Some scenes have him just get a blowjob in the car. Some scenes he takes them back to a poorly window-lit hotel room to fuck. When he picks up Sasha in the last scene, I nearly freaked a little until they pick up Tiffany Rayne later. This was my favourite scene as they tag team her butt back in the motel. The opposite end of the scene spectrum was Montanna Gunns. She doesn't give him head she doesn't fuck him. She just masturbates in a hotel room.
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Release date: 10/4/2005
Reviewed on: 11/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Ali Kat, Jessica Jammer
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: A common theme I've noticed in many of John Strong's movies is that he's in every scene. I guess it's more fun to pay a cameraman to shoot you having sex rather than to pay another male talent for you to shoot. My colleagues have covered the scene breakdowns very well so I just want to talk about my favourite scenes which was a standard b/b/g with Naomi and an anal scene with Nadia Styles. The thing these girls share besides a tan is an enthusiasm for the sex. When I say enthusiasm I don't mean over the top screeching that suggests the girl is just going through the motion like Eva Angelina's scene. Naomi is a big girl with a great ass and the two guys Everhard and Strong are clearly into fucking her even though it's just her pussy. Nadia always looks cute even when her ass gets porked. The other comment I want to make is that Jessica Jammer (who does a dp) looks like a less bustier Jessica Simpson. John Strong usually puts in extra footage of each scene rather than a separate bonus scene.
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Release date: 6/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/14/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Sara Stone, Alektra Blue
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Internal Discharge is a creampie movie (series?) from John Strong. He puts together a fine cast of females and hooks them up with the tried and true swordsman of RLD/PXP. Harmony Rose, John Strong, and Manuel Ferrara Kelly Wells, John, Manuel, and Michael Stefano (anal creampies) Sara Stone, John, and Michael Alektra Blue, John, and Michael Hillary Scott, John, Manuel, and Michael (anal creampies) As you can see John puts himself in every scene so it's Brandon Iron, Jake Malone, or some guy named Claudio is holding the camera. With these girls, I'd put myself in every scene too. Harmony puts in some double vag and I wonder what these guys must be thinking when they're vigorously rubbing dicks together in a human tube. Kelly Wells does several dps in the best scene of the movie. My favourite scene was probably Sara Stone's cause I enjoy her nice wholesome look and of course her tits.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Randy Spears, Tiffany Taylor, Manuel Ferrara, Steven French, Marcos Leon, Nilla, Lindsay Lane, Andrea Ash, Zoie J.
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The thing that surprised me most about this video was the cover girl, Tiffany Taylor. I have seen many movies from her including her past incarnation as Heather Hunt and was never really impressed with her performance level despite her good looks. I wondered what Tiffany would be doing in a Platinum X movie. Then when I played the movie, the first thing that popped up was Randy Spears which surprised me again since I'm used to him doing his acting chops for features. He has a distinct manner of speaking and it was funny to see him waste his acting chops on introducing Tiffany as a teen fuck hole. Kind of a vulgar term coming from Randy. The most surprising thing was that Tiffany put in a good scene. Either it was Von Swine's direction, working with Randy, or just sheer improvement over time, she seems into the sex. As for the other girls, I liked all except the last scene Zoie J. Her body just doesn't fit my idea of a teen and I didn't care much about her face either.
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