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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Randy Spears, Tiffany Taylor, Manuel Ferrara, Steven French, Marcos Leon, Nilla, Lindsay Lane, Andrea Ash, Zoie J.
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The thing that surprised me most about this video was the cover girl, Tiffany Taylor. I have seen many movies from her including her past incarnation as Heather Hunt and was never really impressed with her performance level despite her good looks. I wondered what Tiffany would be doing in a Platinum X movie. Then when I played the movie, the first thing that popped up was Randy Spears which surprised me again since I'm used to him doing his acting chops for features. He has a distinct manner of speaking and it was funny to see him waste his acting chops on introducing Tiffany as a teen fuck hole. Kind of a vulgar term coming from Randy. The most surprising thing was that Tiffany put in a good scene. Either it was Von Swine's direction, working with Randy, or just sheer improvement over time, she seems into the sex. As for the other girls, I liked all except the last scene Zoie J. Her body just doesn't fit my idea of a teen and I didn't care much about her face either.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Okay, imagine if you took a bunch of standard PXP/RLD bonus scenes, say about 50, and threw them together into 2 dvds. That's what you get with 50 to 1. When I described this concept to another reviewer, that person passed but I loved this idea. Often I enjoy the bonus scenes/behind the scenes of a dvd because you figure out more about the girl as she is being interviewed and is presented in a less made up state. Brandon Iron has mentioned in the forums that this movie is cheaper to shoot than his other series such as Baker's Dozen and Good Source of Iron and I can understand why. The reason is that Brandon and every other director that does bonus scenes are double dipping with the girls. When they're done with a scene for his other series or when he auditions them for the other series, the girls will often agree to more for only a little extra. This is usually put in as the bonus scene of a dvd.
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Katie, Tina Fine, Mary Anne, Nikki Nievez, Veronica Stone, Tee Reel, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Dave Lugar directs movies for both Red Light District and Platinum X and seems to specialise in teen movies in general and also the occassional teen movie. I've been a fan of his movies since his Rookie Cookies series for Elegant Angel. His formula was really simple, he interviews the hesitant or talkative teen and brings her personality out with his laid back shy (some would say perverted) nature. This movie like the first one doesn't follow the formula. The girls give a monologue or are prompted by questions that the viewer doesn't get to hear. Dave sure knows how to pick the girls though especially with the cover girl Kara Mynor. Her beauty is reminiscent of Madison Monroe especially with the eyes and those bee stung lips and she seems to like John Strong in her scene. Veronica Stone turns the inner pervert on with those rectangle glasses. Tall lithe girl with brown hair, her most appealing features is her gap-toothed smile and those glasses. Okay and the tear-drop-shaped breasts.
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Release date: 7/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Karina Kay, Yvette Balcano, Natalie Brown, Sabina Blue, Afrodite Night
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: I found this movie disappointing. Just by looking at the cover, I figured this to be the RLD/PXP crew foraging through a euro cast. However rumours of a certain makeup artist being fucked by Steve Holmes was enough for me to pop this dvd into the player. At first I was confused why would Hotwax Steph be in this movie since it seems to be based in Europe until the first scene with Karina Kay came on. Karina is easily the prettiest girl in the movie and her scene with Steve is the best. Her beauty and passion as they wrestle each other on a nice red velvet covered bed stood out and I wondered if Steve had to throw this scene into a euro movie to make it watchable. Because I didn't find any but one of the euro girls attractive. It's sad when the makeup artist (Trinity) is more attractive than all of the euro girls. When Toni Ribas, Erik Everhard, and Steve work on the euro girl of the scene, I start thinking of little blue men as I start humming the Smurf's theme due to the title of this movie.
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Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 9/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Gigi, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Mia Bangg, Jay Star, Delilah Strong, Alicia Alighatti, Victoria Sweet
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Sperm Filled Sluts is another creampie movie from Platinum X; this time by way of Dave Luger. The girls for the most part are pretty and the sex was pretty solid. However the flaw to a couple of the scenes was the below average (with respect to RLD/PXP) video quality in terms of graininess and also the lighting. This is most evident in the pairing of Manuel Ferrara and Delilah Strong in what was a scorching scene. They have incredible chemistry but I had some trouble seeing it with the dimmer than usual lighting. Victoria Sweet, a beautiful mulatto, has a standard b/b/g scene with Michael Stefano and John Strong. Jay Star's scene with John Strong and Dave Hardman is hampered by the constant coughing/choking while she tries to swallow the dicks but introduces the first anal and dp of the video. She grunts better than she coughs though. Her creampie finishes are both anal but there is a third shot (I don't know who... maybe Luger?) that goes down the hatch.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, Bailey, Summer Lynn, Flower Tucci, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: A Tim Von Swine movie, this movie features a bevy of white girls plugged by either a Mr. Tee Reel or a Mr. Sean Michaels or sometimes both. You know... By looking at the cover, there's is a sphincter instead of an o in "Holes" so I expected every girl to give up the butt but that wasn't the case. Von Swine introduces each scene by interviewing the girl gonzostyle while acting as the cameraman. At times, you get the feeling that he wants to drop the camera and jump in if the title didn't begin with the word Interracial. The reason I wanted to watch this movie was the cover girl, Brianna Love. Brianna was the only girl in the movie that didn't get her sphincter probed by a chocolate stick. Not that I was disappointed in Brianna's scene. Having run into her in passing at Erotica LA, I was a bit surprised to hear her high squealed voice on video similar to Gigi from Cum Drippers 8. Beautiful lithe blonde with a flat chest, beautiful bunda butt, and a mole on her brow. Tee puts her through a workout but it wasn't my favourite scene.
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Release date: 8/2/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Tiffany Hopkins, Michael Stefano, Dillan Lauren, Courtney Cummz, Claire Robbins, Crissy Cums
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Well with a title like this, you can pretty much guess that every girl gives up the ass and pulls out the dp. John Strong chose a very beautiful female cast for this movie and they're serviced by RLD/PXP's notorious swordsman. My favourite scene is with newcomer Claire Robbins. This pixie beauty reminds me of Lauren Ambrose with her hair, eyes, and smile. The thing that's different from Lauren is her lithe figure. The guys have raved about boning this little girl and even though I haven't had the chance, I agree cause it looks like she's having a great time as she can barely blow a guy while the other fucks her because she's too busy with her orgasm. The other two scenes that stand out for me is cover girl Courtney Cummz for her sheer beauty and laid back attitude (at least from the bts) to her change in demeanor when cocks are presented and frenchwoman Tiffany Hopkins... I don't know...
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Mandingo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Toni Ribas, Juan Cuba, Mark Zane, Delilah Strong, Ryan Knox, Natalie Knoxx, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I wanted to chime in with the rest of the many reviewers that Brandon has a winner with this Baker's Dozen. This is my first look at an Alektra Blue scene even though I've already met her in person once or twice. Alektra is a pretty brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a similar look to Venus with her angular chin. She's rather thin though and you can see the bottom of her spine stick out when she's in doggy. She's paired with Toni Ribas in a good scene where he tosses her around. When he spreads her butt, her skin tone suggest she has been using a spray on tan cause the inner portion of her butt wasn't tanned in. She gives up the butt to Toni before we get to see the Baker's Dozen, where the girl participates in a blowbang that ends in bukkake style facials before the girl eats it up. The most disturbing thing about the dozen is the very first cumshot.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 8/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Isabel, Lefty Larue, McKenzie Lee, Lexxi Ripa, Gorgeous Drae, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Man, I really dug this gem from Jake Malone. I had complained in a previous review that established RLD directors were crossing over to Platinum X and there isn't a clear reason why except maybe the ownership of the final product. I had watched many previous McKenzie Lee scenes and found her to be a little lacking in the heat department compared to her American lookalike, Taylor Rain. This movie proved me wrong as she took the standard RLD/PXP studs with dps and atms galore. What a gonzo sendoff before she signed on with ClubJenna. If I was a betting man, we'll probably never get to see her this nasty again. Isabel Ice and Katja put in their standard multiple guys scene. Lexxi Ripa couldn't match the other girls' heat but I didn't expect her to do so. I liked her raven features as she looked like she belongs in Jake's Fuck Dolls series. I liked looking at her the most visually but the guys didn't get the most out of her. Bonus scene was Jake receiving a POV from fraulein Katja.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, Steve Holmes, Rita Faltoyano, Kurt Lockwood, Selena Silver, Marie Luv, Kelly Wells, Tee Reel, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: A solid movie from Jewel DeNyle, the common theme in all the scenes is that the girls are hot, like the big schlong hence the name size queen, and they like their size deep in their butts. Rita Faltoyano and Steve Holmes send in a professional scene on a fur couch. I'm serious, there's a fur carpet on the top of the couch. It looks like Rita has lost some weight over the years as her boobs no longer seem humongous. Even her infamous moles seem to have shrunk. Sean Michaels and Marie Luv participate in a rare all black scene in a non-all-black movie. The best part of this scene was actually in the behind the scenes as we find out Jewel is hiding behind the couch mimicking some of the positions. The most interesting part of Katja Kassin's scene with Kurt Lockwood is actually the murals on the walls. I end up trying to figure out the story behind them while the athletic sex goes on. Appropriately enough, it looks like some queen knighting some dude. Kind of like Katja is doing to Kurt with her butt.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Melissa Lauren, Deja Daire, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Alicia Alighatti, Jackie Ashe, Jackie Diaz
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: As you can tell by the other 5 or 6 reviews, that's a lot of spooge that's been dispensed. This is my first look at the GSoI series on video and I thought it'd be like No Cum Dodging Allowed. Well there's plenty of swallowing but plenty of facials too. More swallowing though. After a while the girl's faces seem more like glasses with pretty eyes staring back at you. Each girls are in multiple scenes. There is some sex thrown in couple of scenes. Kelly Wells must be a glass of white zinfandel near the end cause her skin was so blushed. Well okay red, but the white cream at the end mixes with the red. Alicia Alighatti is not wearing her blue contacts which was a sudden change for me.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, David Luger, Brett Rockman, Tiffany Holiday, Karina Kay, Autumn Bliss, Brooklyn Night, Chase Dasani, Myah Monroe
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: You know, I don't understand why there is this separation between Red Light District and Platinum X in terms of branding. I realise that they don't share all of the same owners but it's confusing to have a director that had been directing for RLD exclusively suddenly also direct for PXP. This is what happened with Dave Luger. I'm not sure if it's a permanent move but his predilection towards the younger girls in his movies is still the same. I like Luger for his interviews of the girls before their scenes but he goes with monologues from the girls instead in this movie. Chase Dasani is hot enough that Dave decides that she gets mandatory POV blowjob bonus scene in the extra. Steve Holmes smacks Karina Kay around in a good scene. Autumn Bliss, the cover girl, reminds me of a cross between Paige Turner and April Flowers. Myah Monroe & Brooklyn Nights are less appealing to my eyes and I'm not surprised when they fill the anal quotient of the company.
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Release date: 4/24/2005
Reviewed on: 7/13/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Scott Lyons, Kimberly Kane, Manuel Ferrara, Julie Night, Trent Tesoro, Jamie Brooks, Jayna Oso, Katrina Kraven, Isabel Ice, Tiana Lynn, Buster Good, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: Mason's body of work is controversial and I think there is probably a double standard when there's a discussion of her movies as people note that this is the work of a woman. Riot Sluts 1 was heavily promoted but the sequel was released with little fanfare since Mason had left PXP. I wonder how much control she had over the final product because I was a little disappointed in this movie. The first scene is a lesbian romp between Katrina Kraven and Kimberly Kane and a bunch of guns. The two KKs are strong confident women (like the motivational quit smoking tape recites) and the guns are basically treated like dildos. After the lesbian romp, several guys invade the scene for blowjobs. These scenes were shot very well in the woods and the heat was incredible between the blowjobs and the lesbian gun play. I should've expected that there would be no intercourse since Kim strictly work with condoms now. Despite this disappointment, I liked this scene the most. Skronker will kill me but I'm not a big Jayna Oso fan.
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Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Alicia Rhodes, Jake Malone, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Poppy Morgan, Sophie Dee, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Before I start this review, I must make some disclosures. I'm friends with both Poppy Morgan and Van Swine and had the opportunity to preview the Alicia Rhodes scene... live. I don't know what is it about British girls but they drive me nuts. I think it's cause I can barely understand half of what their dirty talk even though they're speaking english due to the accent and slang. Poppy Morgan: Von Swine interviews Poppy on some of the British stereotype. We find out she loves Tia Maria but I already know that. Poppy is paired up with Tee Real in an active sex scene. As Tee says, "It's all true. They all love Tee" (tea). Poppy is more expressive than I remember from some of her older scenes. Even though this scene was strictly vagina, she bites down on Tee's fist, pulls down his head and begs him to fuck her harder. Very good scene. Michelle B: Michelle has been in porn for about a year and she likes to get her dirtbox stuffed. We find out that the dirtbox is slang for her butt.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Piper, Piper Austin, Penny Flame, Poppy Morgan, Trina Michaels, Karina Kay
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: My first look at a John Strong movie, I just wanted to leave a couple of brief comments over the scenes in what was overall a good movie. Trina Michaels seemed to stick out for a movie with otherwise natural girls. When Steve Holmes and Strong double team her on the dp, her huge implants distracted like two foreign objects in the scene. The other double teaming happens on Poppy Morgan who is a personal favourite of mine and is the strongest scene of the movie. The one on one action is with just Strong and the girl and none of these girls did anal. Instead Strong compensates with the double pop in those scenes. I liked watching both Karina Kaye and Penny Flame but I was also spoiled by their previous scenes with Manuel Ferrara in No Cum Dodging 5 and Sport Fucking 4 respectively.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Alex Divine, Christie Lee, Marie Luv, Tyla Wynn, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: Picman already wrote a great review detailing everything about this movie and I wanted to chime in about how great this movie is and my general impressions of the scenes. Every girl does anal and every girl that had two guys in their scene worked the dp. You don't know what Marie Luv is exactly doing in the garden. Either she's just smelling the flowers or hiding the weed, it's just an excuse for her to tease us in the garden. Gia Paloma makes a cameo as the girl who's late to the shoot so secretary Kelly Wells offers her services to instead. When the guys question her competency, she points to her notes on the computer on how to be an anal cum addict and says she'll follow the strip. Christie Lee must be recovering from her scene in Teenage Spermaholics 3 because that looks like the same bed. When she finally gets up, she goes downstairs and Steve Holmes greets her like his daughter... that is until he has sex with her. Tyla Winn and Alex Divine treats us to conventional teases before their respective scenes. Watching them back to back suggests that they may be sisters.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Candy Sweet, Lynn Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Luci Thai, Hillary Scott, Lexxi Ripa, Monique LaRue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this is a showcase for Hillary Scott. If you want the details, check out Linus very descriptive review. Hillary looks very flattering on the cover. She's in several scenes paired with different girls in a blowbang. The other girls also act as cleanup for this bukkake themed video. Watching Hillary get drenched with her hair and skin tone bring back shades of Bisexual Britni. Except Hillary of course is hotter. I liked her sex scene the best and I like her pairing with Lexxi Ripca more than Monique LaRue (who could pass for Anne Howe aka Melissa Ashley). Amanda Warren is more commonly known by Luisa Rosso. I think she's okay looking. The deep voice doesn't bother me as much as it should. I'm not much of a Luci Thai fan despite the great body on her. I would've preferred to see her partner Candi Sweet bear the brunt of the spunk. All the girls did anal and atms. The cleanup girls are only around for the blowbang.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Corina, Sandra Romain, Angelina Crow, Janet Alfano, Isabel Ice, Liz Honey, Lora Croft
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I don't normally like to watch movies featuring exclusively european women unless it's in a red dvd case. However one look at the cover, finding out that my friend Swine was the cameraman for this movie, and that Isabel Ice was featured in every scene convinced me I should take a look. Scene 1 has Steve playing the sex toy salesman willing to give demonstrations to his shoppers. Lighting was kind of dark with the black ceilings and the backlight caused by the display cases didn't help with the difficult lighting. Luckily the scene switched to a bedroom. Isabel killed Janet Alfano as a performer but this scene was impressive with both girls doing dps and daps and an anal creampie finish. Scene 2 had the weakestlooking girls of the movie. Corina and Angelina have great bodies but Corina is way too rough looking especially with that dyed red hair clashing with her dark tan. DP only on Corina. Isabel mostly had a supporting role even looking bored at times when she's not busy.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Brooke, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Ben English, Lara Stevens, Anna Nikova, Tyla Wynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another quick & dirty review, both Bono and Linus did great breakdowns of the scenes in their reviews. I really liked this movie. One of my favourite past times is to take pictures of pretty women whether they be friends, models, porn stars, or girls from the past. Each scene starts off with a photoshoot of the girls before the sex. Sammie Rhodes scene featured some squirting which is a first from her and a great cumshot out of the titty fuck streaking her cleavage face and hair. The scene seemed underexposed with a reddish tint. An early Tyla Winn with Sean Michaels scene comes next. We find out from the bts that it's only her 7th scene and sean is the first black man she's ever been with. I wonder how long Brandon had been sitting on this scene since Tyla looks noticeably different from other movies I've seen her. Almost like Alex Devine with a rack. The setting is a bit dark with lots of shadows especially when Sean blocks the light. The best part is Tyla's dirty talk.
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Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Leah Luv, Keri Sable, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Havana Ginger
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: I must make a confession. Tim Von Swine, the director of this movie, is a friend of mine but I had never actually watched a video that he directed. I've seen his camerawork before since he works for some of the other directors at RLD and PXP. This may be a biased review though. However, I decided to remove any bias by drinking a shitload of beer before watching this movie. Just to be certain, I made sure it was Paulaner Hefeweizen instead of the mexican beer that we both like to drink Keri Sable, Michael Stefano, and Steve Holmes: This is the first video I've seen Steve with his beard that I had spotted in Vegas. Stefano and Holmes jabber with Swine a bit before Kat joins them. I've already mentioned that I'm not too big into little girls with braces but Kat has certain appealing qualities about her despite this misgving. She gives deep blowjobs but looks a little uncomfortable doing so with those bulging eyes. They look like a frog peering out of the water with how wide open they are.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/20/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Renee Pornero, Nautica Thorn, Shayna Knight, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Jessica Dee
Review brief: Emphasis on the movie is the attire the girls wear. Normally, I don't care about this because I'm waiting for the girls to take it all off anyway but sometimes an outfit can make a girl even more beautiful.... before she takes it off anyway ;) Nautica Thorn & Sean Michaels: Asian bunny Nautica Thorn is wearing a black vinyl outfit that looks like it's been heavily polished with armor all. Sean and Nautica are supposed to go out and eat at some fancy restaurant. Nautica just wants to fuck though. I can't believe Sean's even arguing with her on this. I'm not sure if it's because of the lighting but Nautica seems paler than usual. Sean loves running his tongue all over her body including some anal rimming. I love Nautica's gap teeth. Nautica gives a shallow blowjob but she makes up for it with those anime bunny eyes and some loving of the balls. I don't know why Sean keeps his sunglasses on during a scene. It looks silly. I like watching Nautica's expressions while she fucks. Cumshot down the hatch.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/17/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Wanda Curtis, Steve Holmes, Trinity, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Trista Post, Jasmyn Lopez
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: My first look at a Steve Holmes movie. I've frequently compared Steve to Fonze especially when his hair is wet and slicked back. He looks kind of goofy but seems to have a charm with the women. Always likes to kiss the women and they never seem to mind. I wonder what mouthwash he uses and if he smokes. Hmmmn... Anyway... Roxy Jezel, Michael Stefano, and Steve Holmes: In a shockingly more Americanized accent, Roxy says she's gonna be a dirty little slut today. I breathe a sigh of relief once her English accent returns during her moans. Roxy's looks have improved in her second go around in the states. She's grown her hair out in the front, I think her teeth are fixed, and she may have filled out some more. Seems less like a little girl. Standard Roxy scene which makes it excellent. Plenty of anal, atms, and of course the dp. One cumshot goes down the mouth. One hits her face. Trinity, Wanda Curtis, and Steve Holmes: Steve has this goofy smile between the two girls that reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/14/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn, John Strong, Keiko, Joey Ray, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Lena Juliett, Amber Simpson, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: I love redheads. Fire up top.... uhh I forgot how the rest of the saying went. I prefer natural redheads just because the hair matches their skin complexion but every once in a while I enjoy watching a girl that looks straight out of a comic book. Cherry Poppens & Juan Cuba: The only girl in the movie that actually has a discernable firebush, Cherry looks silly wearing a ballgag and flailing herself. Curly red hair with blonde highlights. Pale skin with good breasts on a short body. A beautiful redhead I wouldn't mind knocking around. She gives Juan an average blowjob but shows the balls some loving. She dirty talks to the camera while getting fucked and then switches the dirty talk to Juan. The lighting's sterile in this scene and throughout the movie. Cherry talks a good game but I'm not sure if she's actually enjoying herself. Cumshot down the hatch. A mediocre scene. Amber Simpson & Kris Slater: Amber Simpson is a beautiful dark red curlyhaired girl. She reminds me a little of Chelsea Clinton; except of course much hotter.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/13/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Mike John, Mick Blue, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Selena Silver, Dani Woodward, Missy Monroe, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Kathleen Kruz, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Isabella Soprano, Scott Nails
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: So I was really excited when I heard two of my favourite things in porn were to be in this dvd. Dani Woodward and pretty feet; and the two are not necessarily exclusive. I don't think I have a foot fetish in the sense that I view it sexually but my fascination in girl's feet has scared away some of my prospective suitors. So what the hell do I know? I like pretty feet just like I like delicate hands. Anyway, I wrote Brandon months back gushing about the prospect of this movie and he sent me back a less than enthusiastic response. Apparently he preferred Ten Little Piggies 3 to the shooting of this one. Maybe he was just putting the hard sell on 3 for me but that certainly wasn't the way to go about it. So it delayed my getting this movie. Anyway this movie starts off on an ominous tone literally with menu music that sounds like it was straight out Deliverance. Selena Silver, Eva Angelina, and Mick Blue: Well everybody knows Selena by now. This is the best I've seen her so far in terms of videogenic beauty.
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