Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Before I start this review, I must make some disclosures. I'm friends with both Poppy Morgan and Van Swine and had the opportunity to preview the Alicia Rhodes scene... live. I don't know what is it about British girls but they drive me nuts. I think it's cause I can barely understand half of what their dirty talk even though they're speaking english due to the accent and slang.

Poppy Morgan:

Von Swine interviews Poppy on some of the British stereotype. We find out she loves Tia Maria but I already know that. Poppy is paired up with Tee Real in an active sex scene. As Tee says, "It's all true. They all love Tee" (tea). Poppy is more expressive than I remember from some of her older scenes. Even though this scene was strictly vagina, she bites down on Tee's fist, pulls down his head and begs him to fuck her harder. Very good scene.

Michelle B:

Michelle has been in porn for about a year and she likes to get her dirtbox stuffed. We find out that the dirtbox is slang for her butt. Jon Dough and Steve Holmes get to play in her dirtybox today.

Her blowjob skills are about average. After some doggy, we quickly go to anal and then a dp. Michelle seems to cum from the dp... You know British girls moaning and groaning and dirty talking during sex is kind of like British musicians when they're singing. You can't pick up the accent. Facials cap a good scene.

Isabel Ice:

In a changeup, we have a Welsh in Isabel. She calls the UK the pigpen of Europe. Swine and Isabel go over some of the sex slang. I'm hooked. When Swine asked who was the bigger slut between her and the queen, "The queen obviously...". Swine cross-examines her credibility by showing Isabel her 3 foot dildo.

Randy Spears takes the dildo and measures it against his cock. Hell he looks intimidated. Isabel works on John Strong's cock while Randy stuffs the dildo into Isabel's bum. Anal. Dp. Anal rimming performed by Isabel. Cumshot down the hatch.

Sandra Dee:

First look at Sandra, she's a thick blonde with big natural boobs. She looks like a young Vicky Vette with those beautiful blue eyes. She's very shy in her interview with short answers to Swine's questions while Steve Holmes gropes her.

Okay blowjobs. Steve loves to palm Sandra's boobs in mish. Strict vaginal scene. Cumshot down the hatch.

Alicia Rhodes:

Alicia opens the scene with a monologue on the stool. She talks about scones with heavy cream and mentions rogering a couple of times. I'm lost.

Sex starts with the classic Von-Swine Merry-Go-Round blowbang as 3 euro cocks surround her. Ironic... a British girl blowing a Spaniard (Toni Ribas), a Frenchman (Manuel Ferrara), and a Czech (Robert Rosenberg) in an American movie. With 3 cocks, Alicia is accommodating with all of her holes even opening her ass up for two cocks (DAP). Alicia laughs when Manuel munches on her right armpit from under her. The strongest scene finishes the movie as Alicia's face is coated from three facials.

Parting Thoughts:

Very good movie with 3 very strong scenes. This movie has a very faint Vince Vouyer watermark on the lower right hand side. I think this is the first time I've noticed a watermark in a PXP movie as opposed to a RLD movie. Then again this is the first Vince Voyeur productions movie under PXP that I've watched. The credits end with "God Bless America - Tim Von Swine" and then gives special thanks to some of the performers along with American patriots such as Thomas Jefferson and Samuel Adams... and of course American beer.

There is also a "no thanks" to Sandra Dee. Coincidentally Sandra gives him the pov blowjob in the bonus scene. Highlight of the bts is Poppy and Tee Reel doing some me-time shagging while Von Swine bangs the gong ala the gong show and stops them. Jake Malone is also shown giving Sandra Dee some erotic dancing lessons. We kind of figure out the reason for the credits as Sandra expresses confusion and reluctance in her interview, the dancing, and the sex. She's fussy about Steve kissing her and her makeup being ruined. If you look closely, you can see my shoes in the Alicia bts. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.