Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures) Review

 act 1:

Poppy Morgan 
vs. Tee Real

 OVERALL SCORE:  4

Vaginal, stockings, Facial

Poppy puts in a very, very intense scene here, with her screaming at the top of her lungs and biting her partner. She repeatedly screams at Tee, calling him a 'dirty bastard' as he pounds her into oblivion. It's all a bit overwhelming but overall the scene is excellent.

Highlights include:

•  a raunchy reverse cowgirl with Poppy demanding Tee to, "Pull my fuckin' hair you dirty bastard!" Her head tosses about with her hair flailing wildly and then Tee grabs a hold of it

• a frenzied blowjob via pussy to mouth- incredible, hectic speed here

• Poppy getting drilled like a dog, Poppy groaning like an animal, guttural and deep. Poppy, through her moans: "You got a big dick!"

• Poppy screaming, "You bastard!" as she bites Tee's hand, "FUCK ME!" and then the pair fall off the couch

 act 2:

Michelle B 
vs. Steve Holmes, John Dough

OVERALL SCORE:  4.5

Anal, DP, Facials 

We have another energetic scene in Michelle's. She gives us a whole lot of dirtytalk and her moans never let down. I love her big bazookas and they're shown off pretty good here. Another fantastic scene.   

Highlights include:

• Michelle getting DPed with her on her back while the dirtytalk pours from her mouth every few seconds, "Fuckin' stuff my two holes...play with my clit and make me cum..." Lots more too..."I love being sandwiched!"

• Michelle climaxing with a singular high pitched wail, neck tensing

• Michelle getting drilled and staring into the cam as she tells us, "O fuck, the queen's gonna be so fuckin' proud of me!" :)

• two big facials which spill down onto her chest, coating her chest generously. "That's a lot of cum," Michelle whispers and blows us a kiss   

 act 3:

Isabel Ice
vs. Randy Spears, Robert Rosenberg

 OVERALL SCORE:  3.5

Anal, DP, huge dong (3 foot! and thick!), A2M, Facials, Swallow

"Any girl who brings a 3 foot long pipe (dong) like this is not fuckin' around." Indeed, she isn't. Isabel goes right to work and handles the cocks like a superwhore. Like Michelle, she gives us lots of dirtytalk. Lots of female to male ass rimming here...good or bad, you decide, I'm neutral on it. A strong scene but the shots never really flattered Isabel.  

Highlights include:

• Isabel educating us on the British way of dirtytalk: "Rodgered, buggered, sodomized... ragged senseless..." :)

• Randy pondering whether he can fit the king kong dong in her bum...he does, jamming a good 3-4 inches in her

• a very intense orgasm with Isabel jerking and spasming all over the place 

• Isabel mumbling, "I'm a good british whore," with her mouth full of cock

• Isabel proudly gulping down all the cum and cleaning up her face completely

 act 4:

Sophie Dee 
vs. Steve Holmes

 OVERALL SCORE:  3.25

Vaginal, Facial, Swallow

Sophie doesn't have the raw, primal lust that the previous girls had but she does just fine here. She has these luscious tits and a scrumptious ass with beautiful liquid eyes- just gorgeous. I found her the most appealing (physically) in the movie. Love that body and that adorable, innocent face. Very normal fucking here, nothing overdone. No dirtytalk. 

Highlights include:

• a very sexy and sensual blowjob with Sophie's head bobbing up and down emphatically

• a steady missionary fuck that sets Sophie's boobs into a sexy, circular wobble

• Sophie in a greedy reverse cowgirl bounce as the camera films her from a high angle. She looks up at us as she reaches down to massage Steve's balls in her hand.

• Sophie staring at us innocently as she gulps down Steven's seed  

 act 5:

Alicia Rhodes 
vs. Manuel Ferrara, Tony Ribas, Robert Rosenberg

 OVERALL SCORE:  4.5

Anal, double anal, ATM, DP, gapes, Facials, Swallow

Everybody's having lots of fun in this scene- playful banter, laughs, giggles etc. Once again, Alicia gives a raunchy no holds barred performance- she's a very consistent performer. Lots of energy and great dirtytalk. An excellent scene.

Highlights include:

• Alicia getting throat-fucked hard by the three guys, gagging fiercely, some slobbering

• Alicia screaming, "IT'S NOT FUCKIN' HARD ENOUGH, COME ON!" egging them on for more

• Alicia ordering Manuel to lick her armpit. As he does she giggles like a giddy schoolgirl

• the guys starting to do a DAP, and Alicia protesting about not getting paid for that. Tim tells her she will be and she eagerly complies

• a series of big gapes in piledriver...Manuel futilely trying to stuff his balls down her gape  

• three good facials with some cum-gargling and a swallow

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