Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Director: Tim Von Swine
Editor: Brad Stark
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:22:14

Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Footage / Trailers (0:29:23)

Starring:
Alicia Rhodes (Cover Girl)
Isabel Ice
Poppy Morgan
Michelle Barratt
Sophie Dee

Themes: European

Von Swine has me ready for some fresh-baked British tarts in this title spotlighting strumpets from across the pond. These "Dirty Birds" are the best porno talent the British Isles have to offer! There's something about a girl dirty talking in an English accent while getting fucked that really gets the old juices flowing. Looking at the line-up I see we have some premier dirty talk artists in Poppy, Michelle, and Alicia.

Scene 1: Poppy Morgan and Tee Reel

Poppy starts this movie off right with a fiery performance. She seems like the filthiest of birds in this effort filled with dirty talk. Tee Reel gives her a fucking she won't soon forget where Poppy acts like an animal in heat.

Poppy starts off with a real sloppy blowjob where Tee's cock gets covered in spit. She just seems to focus on fucking the best she can and forgets about the camera.
Tee power-fucks her pussy and Poppy rides his cock in reverse cowgirl and orgasms. She's screaming encouragement the entire time. She gets a nice facial blasting from Tee for a fitting end.

Scene 2: Michelle Barratt and Steve Holmes + Jon Dough

Michelle is often just credited as Michelle B. She's a blonde with gigantic (enhanced) boobs and a sexy smile. The hirsute duo of Steve and Jon team up to give her a solid double fucking.

She rides Jon in cowgirl in preparation for an anal pounding from Steve. Soon she get's DP'ed as well. Michelle looks great and follows up the scorching first scene with a fine effort of her own. She takes their huge cocks for a nice DP and then two facials all over her cute face and tits.

Scene 3: Isabel Ice and John Strong + another guy

Isabel is another great choice for this movie; she's an adultdvdtalk member and certainly a dirty enough bird for this release. John Strong and another dude come over to give her a thorough pounding.

He produces a massive dildo with a bulbous end and works it into her ass as she sucks off John. Soon John is fucking her ass in reverse cowgirl and doing A2M. She rims John's hairy bunghole and gets anally reamed some more. Her scene was another winner and she even gets DP'ed in cowgirl! The guys deliver a couple good shots which are eagerly swallowed by the cute Isabel.

Scene 4: Sophie Dee and Steve Holmes

Sophie's an extremely attractive and full-bodied blonde. Steve is the lucky bastard who gets to explore her pink shaven haven in this scene. They fuck on a tacky tiger-print couch in mish and doggy and Steve drops his load in her mouth, which is swallowed. The blonde British cuties keep comin' and don't stop with our next bird Alicia Rhodes.

Scene 5: Alicia Rhodes and three guys

Alicia's making quite a name for herself as one of the dirtiest talkers in the business. She has three cocks to enjoy, and believe me, Alicia is up to the challenge. She's wearing an orange two-piece outfit that barely contains her huge jugs.

Three stunt cocks emerge for a four-way blow-bang with Alicia gagging on all their cocks. Alicia gets upside down on the couch for some face-fucking and rimming. She's certainly making the final scene live up to the other four hot ones.

Alicia gets double plugged in both pussy and ass while orally taking care of the other guy. A2M and P2M abounds as Alicia receives their cocks in every hole. There's even a double anal as she gets two in the poop-chute at once! Close with a standing DP followed by another blow-bang where Alicia's makeup starts to run as she gags on more cock. The guys line up and triple-glaze her cute face, covering Alicia in cum to end this hottest of scenes.

"Dirty Birds" certainly lives up to its name as these birds get downright nasty. The only minor concern is the small watermark in the lower right corner which may distract and annoy some viewers. There's so much hot sex happening elsewhere on screen that I hardly even noticed it. If you are into British chicks at all, you're very highly encouraged to give this one a look. Poppy, Isabel, and Alicia in particular serve up some unforgettable smut.

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