Dirty Birds (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/14/2005

Well fans we've got some hot talent from over the pond in this one led by the filthy delightful Alicia Rhodes and another personal fave Poppy Morgan graces the blue screen in this title. You've probably read Vinh's review on this one so I won't go much further just give my impressions of what I saw.

Poppy Morgan: To lead off please allow me a personal comment, Poppy is such a delight to talk to in person and meeting her the first time live I was struck at just how beautiful she really is and I just hope you see a bit of that come across on screen. She has a good dirty mouth too that she knows how to use and along with her sterling body I'd say she's got a most interesting package worth unwrapping. As for this scene we see that gorgeous face right off and she does a good job playing with her body. The hair is really working for me and just listen to that accent, honey dripping from her tongue! Turning over you see an incredible shot of that ass and flipping back over Miss Morgan dips some fingers in her pussy and also caresses her sensitive boobs, thanks for the nipple lick! Swine can't resist a few words with this girl and you get a sense of Poppy's fun loving spirit. Tee Real then joins in and Poppy is matter of fact gripping his cock tightly, then dropping down for a spot of sucking. Nothing fancy from Poppy just good hard cock sucking and Swine delivers with good consistent shots of her face encircling that stiff prick. As for sex Poppy has such a good looking body they all look good. First we get some love from Tee Real as he tongues her ass/ pussy and this seems to please Poppy. Sexwise you see our starlet boned in cowgirl with P2M, reverse cowgirl-- look at the great titty bouncing and she's quite vocal here. More good ass shots come in doggie along with more P2M. Closing out with mish they get a decent pop to her face with Poppy doing some cleanup. There isn't much else to say, Poppy looks great getting fucked and she does a great job letting you know she's enjoying herself, nothing else need be said.

Michelle B :

Our next dirty bird I've already caught a few times in scenes and been impressed. Here we start with Michelle walking down some stairs and she introduces herself telling us the Queen had sent her all the way over the pond to take some big cocks in her dirt box!! First we must check out her body to make sure no contraband was smuggled over, so the tits come out and pass mustard and then it's on to her pussy and that too passes the sniff test-- to bad you could really sniff that pussy but I'll trust Swine who has a few words with Miss B. After checking out her body one more time we see Michelle have two cocks appear on either side of her face and she knows what to do as she ably shows. Good back and forth from Michelle and Swine gives good straight on shots along with floor shots including some good boob shots. You get some titty fucking done and Michelle also does a spot of rimming plus there's some skull fucking. Now for sex this British babe is nailed in doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl anal plus dp, a cowgirl dp, some spoon anal along with some pussy diddling. Closing out Michelle takes to good blasts from Steve Holmes and John Dough and with a smile she says so long with the cum still glistening on her face and body.

Isabel Ice:

Our next young girl is a total filthy dirty slut whore bird!!! You think of the nastiest and sexiest term and Isabel fits it to a T. She has such a good enthusiastic spirit about her and absolutely no faking when it comes to her scenes. Isabel also has a great smile she flashes as Swine talks to her and Isabel loves telling us all the good UK terms for fucking-- rodgering was one that stuck. Isabel is addicted to having things stuck in her cornhole!! I also love her sense of humor and we get some of that here and then again in the behind the scenes-- just look at the huge 3 foot long dildo she brings. Isabel with a gleem in her eye then gets to get her fill of cock and I hear Randy Spears in there and he's always fun to watch and I see John Strong is on hand as well. Isabel does a good job sucking dick while Randy does a little exploring to her ass/ pussy. Randy then uses that huge monster dildo to penetrate the outer defenses of her ass, then it's on to the real thing in reverse cowgirl anal along with some rimming, good A2M sucking, then it's spoon anal, more ass eating by Isabel and a good cowgirl dp. Flipping back over we get more hot RCA action along with Isabel gourging herself on cock with her mouth. You close out nicely with a RCDP, more rimming and skull fucking, some doggie anal, a little mish anal and finally the pops which nicely coat her tongue. Isabel never fails to inspire wood in me and this time was no different.

Sophie Dee:

Our next girl has an incredible body as you see in the bts but she's not the most enthusiastic girl I've seen. She seems a bit to prim and proper for me but again she's very cute with a great rack. Steve has the great shit eating grin on his face, I think he's turned on from the moment he wakes up until he falls asleep and he tries his best with every girl he gets to fuck. Steve tries to break the ice doing some boob rubbing. They do a little kissing then it's back to her tits for a little suck before he moves down to sample that 21 year old pussy. She does a nice job on his cock before they run through a few positions but after watching the BTS I found it hard to get turned on watching her scene but she's got a fine body so I'm willing to give her another shot.

Alicia Rhodes:

Well our last dirty bird might be the dirtiest of them all, Isabel would give her a run and Poppy might look all beautiful and sexy but she's a nasty girl in the best sense so it's great to have all these fine babes to pick from and Alicia just might be the best of them. Alicia's scene begins with a nice floor shot of her rubbing over that tasty pussy. She's working that sexy mouth right from the start and the bikini she's wearing looks so good especially when the top is taken off so those huge tits could flop out. My picture had some difficulties here wanting to freeze up but I kept on plugging, also had that problem some with the last scene as well. We cut then to Alicia sitting on a couch and the camera is traveling all over that sexy body of Alicia's. Swine really does well here giving us the grand tour of this wonderful woman's bod-- she's got some meat in her cushin but it's in all the right places and I love her attitude too when she shoots. Swine then has her assume the position on her knees and three cocks descend on her with Alicia knowing what to do and we are the fortunate ones to have such a good view for the fun. My picture kept glitching every so often and this might just be a slightly bad copy but it never fully froze up. You get some good gaggin from Alicia but that didn't surprise me, she's very good at knob polishing. Sexwise you have more good work from Miss Rhodes and it's highlighted by some good hard double anal in reverse cowgirl and it all ends with the men firing on all cylinders to her face, eyes, and mouth. Another hot example why Alicia Rhodes is one filthy dirty slut of the highest order!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was a solid dvd from beginning to end with one notable exception though I'm willing to give Sophie another shot and perhaps watching her scene later I will like it more. Alicia really stole the show with her wild 3 on 1 scene and again it was great seeing Poppy Morgan and Isabel Ice do their thing. Michelle B was kinda lost in the shuffle perhaps but her scene was also fun to watch and please watch Sophie's scene and make up your own mind on watching her again, I'm willing to always give a hot girl another shot!! Extra wise you have the pops repeated, there's a photo gallery, some trailers, the BTS which is fun and informative especially with Sophie's scene and finally there's a bonus scene starring surprise surprise, Sophie Dee. Swine starts off with a fine shot of her belly and her great set of tits which Swine can't resist squeezing. Sophie also turns over showing off her ass once more. Miss Dee then whips out the pigmeister and goes to it, nice eye contact from her and the POV shots looked pretty good. You get some titty fucking for Sophie and Swine leaves her with a little something to remember him by! So there you go, a good effort from Mr. Tim Von Swine and well worth renting and perhaps even keeping.