morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 4)
Release date: 5/18/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Joey Silvera, Reno, Mark Ashley, Tiffany Hopkins, Ian Tate, Juan Cuba, Andrea Moranty, Jake Malone, Janet Alfano, Sativa Rose, Kelly Wells, Saana, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Taryn Thomas, Jay Lassiter, Jean-Claude Batiste, Sunny Lane, Ace, Slimm Dawg, Simone West, Kevin Kline, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: The Service Animals series won 2005 XRCO award for Best Gonzo series. Considering the three Service Animals (19, 20, 21) that were released that year, this was a well deserved award. I consider Service Animals as Joey Silvera's flagship series. It usually features good hard sex with someone being dominated along with Joey's eccentric directing style. Taryn Thomas & Jake Malone Janet Alfano (a) & Nat Turnher Simone West (a) & Mark Ashley Kelly Wells (a, dp), Ace, Jean Claude Batiste, and Slim Dawg Sunny Lane (squirting) & Jay Lassiter Saana (a, dp) with Dirty Dog & Richard Raymond then Joey Silvera (bj only) Courtney Cummz (a), Patricia Petite (a), Sativa Rose, Juan Cuba, and Reno Tiffany Hopkins (a, dp), Andrea Moranty, & Jay Lassiter Taryn's scene starts the movie off in a school girl's uniform, and if you've seen Jake Malone in scenes before; you know he's going to get dominated by a little school girl.
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Release date: 4/29/2006
Reviewed on: 6/2/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Brian Pumper, Alexis Malone, Jayna Oso, Leah Luv, Sativa Rose, Tiffany Holiday, Ace, Julia Bond, Lee Bang, Broc Adams, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Wow. Jules Jordan video released two interracial titles back to back (the other being Racial Tension) which gives me the ability to compare the directors, Jules Jordan, to Racial Tension's Mike John as they tackle a similar theme. Julia Bond & Mandingo Jayna Oso (a, dp), Brian Pumper, Ace, Brock Adams, and Lee Bang Sativa Rose, Mr. Marcus, and Nat Turnher Leah Luv (a) & Brian Pumper Alexis Malone & Mr. Marcus Lisa Ann & Sean Michaels Tiffany Holiday & Mandingo While Mike John floods our brains and the girls with group sex, Jules concentrates more on the setup tease and how the girls look and then pulls out the biggest gun of them all Mandingo. It tells me I've been watching too much porn when I know what's going to happen the second I see the performers of a certain scene as everything went as predicted. My favourite scene was Alexis Malone and her thigh high black stockings while Sativa and Julia Bond made great eye candy.
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 5/30/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Gianna Michaels, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Sierra Sinn, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Kaci Starr, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is back and his first movie with his new distributor, Jules Jordan video, is an interracial movie which surprised me. Why? Because I had complained in Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series about how the black guy disappears once the blowbang was over, the black men disappear. Naomi (a, dp) with Tee Reel & Mr. Marcus then black mope blowbang (Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, and two other guys) Mysti May with Sean Michaels then black mope gangbang Marie Luv (a, dp) w/ Mr. Pete, Erik Everhard, and James Deen then white mope blowbang (Dick Nasty, Mark Zane, Kyle Stone, and Mike Hash) Kaci Starr (a, dp) with Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, and Tee Reel then black mope blowbang Gianna with Brian Pumper & Sledge Hammer Sierra Sinn (a) with Sean Michaels then all the mopes black and white (gangbang) This is a true interracial movie in most respects. You have black guys doing white girls, white guys doing a black girl, and white and black guys doing a white girl.
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Release date: 3/20/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Holly Wellin, Lexi Love
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Cunt Gusher's is Manuel Ferrara's ode to the squirting female. Instead of seeing the usual suspects like Flower Tucci, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, or Cytherea, Manuel has girls not know for their squirting fall prey to his magic fingers. Marie Luv (a) & Manuel Ferrara Lexi Love & Steve Holmes Sativa Rose & Manuel Gianna & Manuel Holly Wellin (a) & Michael Stefano Oh yeah, we have sex too. Sometimes the squirting happens within the context of the sex scene but the majority of the scenes have Manuel doing the magic before or after the actual scene. It looks realistic too not just the girls peeing but Lexi's output seemed a little yellow too me even though it wasn't streaming. The girls are attractive and they like their costars. What more can you ask for? Extras have a behind the scenes of mostly photoshoots but there is no bonus scene or extra footage.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Two related things stand out about this movie. I think Van Styles is using a different camera than in previous movies I've watched because the exposure took me by surprise. The other is that while some people accuse Van Styles of emulating Jules Jordan, this movie is an homage to John Leslie. The only problem is that John Leslie's style of shooting drives me completely bonkers. Michelle Maylene & Kurt Lockwood Georgia Peach (a) & Mark Ashley Leah Luv (a, dp), Mark Wood, and Scott Lyons Bailey (a)& Mr. Marcus Charlotte Stokely & Kurt Lockwood The comparison is thought of in the first scene as Van Styles shoots behind plants and other objects a la Leslie's Voyeur series. The other similarity is shooting into the light. Now I've never seen Van Styles do this intentionally before but he does rely on natural lighting to light the scene.
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Release date: 4/29/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tony T., Manuel Ferrara, Trent Tesoro, Talon, Michelle Maylene, Mysti May, Gwen Diamond, Addison Rose, Diana Doll
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Well with the mass exodus of directors from PXP/RLD, Martin del Toro is now has his unique style of direction on the big stage. I've watched some of his stuff over at Vertigo and some things stood out. You see intentional lens vignetting which is when the zoom is set at such a wide angle you see the lens hood on the corners of the screen. He doesn't mind drool on his lens. Hell he encourages it sometimes with the girls spitting on it. Foot fetish moments Armpit fucking which has the girls trying not to break out laughing Smearing the girl's face with something, usually spooge. All the elements are there. The girls: Misty May, Tony T, and John Strong Sue Diamond & Trent Tesero Addison Rose & John Strong Gwen Diamond & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Michelle Maylene The sex was conventional b/g or b/b/g. Well conventional for Del Toro. The plot revolves around the typical guys driving around picking up girls so they could do a "photoshoot" that leads to more.
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Release date: 2/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/25/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Natalia, Nacho Vidal, Morgana, Tiffany Hopkins, Ariana Jollee, Sweet Sugar, Roberto Chivas, Samantha Blanco, Lucia Lapiedra
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: I haven't seen a Nacho movie in a while. Hell I don't think I've seen one since the days of Killer Pussy which means that I haven't seen any of the stuff he shot for Evil Angel. From what I understand he is a major celebrity in his native Spain and he's been shooting more uhh alternative things for Evil Angel since he's had a little more artistic freedom. Ariana Jolee (a, squirting), Sweet Sugar (a), and Nacho Natalia (a) & Roberto Chivas Tiffany Hopkins (a, squirting) & Nacho Samantha Blanco (a, squirting) & Nacho Morgana, Lucia Lapiedra, and Nacho Like for example, I think he's shot some tranny movies along with a gay movie. Hell Ariana Jolee supposedly did a 15 tranny gangbang directed by him and man... I thought her scene here was a continuation when you first see Sweet Sugar's hairy arm and man hands. Sure taking off Sugar's panties reveals a pussy but that may be man made leather mitt as I do believe Sugar is a post-op tranny with that hard look and boobjob.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/24/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Talon, Andrew Andretti, Kinzie Joe, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Lacie Heart, Roxxxy Rush, Dana Duval, Lexi Belle
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Simple concept here. Cute actual teenagers fucked in a variety of ways. Each girl would be introduced with their birthdates. Lacie Heart & Andrew Andretti Kinzie Jo & Mark Wood Lexxi Belle & Donnie Long Roxxxy Rush (a, dp), John Strong, and Steve Taylor Jeanie Marie Sullivan & Talon Dana Duval (a) & Christian I've seen most of these girls before and they all put in decent performances. Sometimes Dave would interview them before the scene starts sometimes it's just a tease and straight into the sex. I thought all the girls were attractive although the guys and sets used were pretty average. Lexi Belle used to be known as Nollie and she has longer hair than in her incarnation as Nollie. Jeanie Marie Sullivan seemed to have a bored waiting expression in doggy before Talon enters her. Dana Duval reminds me so much of Teagan Presley in the face. Extras had no behind the scenes.
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Release date: 4/13/2006
Reviewed on: 5/21/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Cassandra, Samantha, Toni Ribas, Sharka Blue, Malezia, Kimmie Cream, Joe Rock, Patrik, Rebeca Linares, Suzie Diamond, Shanice, Judy Star, Sandra Kalerman, Maya Hills
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: You could say that Piggies 8 is a continuation of Piggies 7 in that he includes a couple of girls from his trip to Montreal. As I remarked, the Montreal scenes were weaker than the rest of the movie in 7 that I shudder to think what had happened if he had made a Piggie movie with only the Montreal scenes from 7 and 8. Maya Hills & Brandon Iron Shanice & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Sharka Blue (squirting, a) & Toni Ribas Judy Star (fj & bj only) & Joe Rock Sandra Kalerman & Patrik Kimmie Kream & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Rebecca Linares & Toni Ribas Samantha & Joe Rock Suzie Diamond & Brandon Cassandra & Joe Rock (fj and bj only) Again, I preferred the scenes Brandon shot outside of Montreal (LA for Maya and Prague for the euro girls). Toni Ribas and Brandon are stronger performers than Joe Rock. The scenes are shot better in terms of lighting and the fact that the focus isn't going bonkers.
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Release date: 4/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006
Studio: XCartel
Starring: Sabrina, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Brittany, Kylie, Veronika Raquel
Directed by: Jordan
Review brief: This is a collection of scenes from youngmodels.com. The site pretends to have guys go out and recruit fresh girls to do modeling for 500 dollars. Once they get back to the studio (couch or bed), they get offered 1000 bucks to do porn. Since the female talent seem to be Florida based I didn't recognised them and one especially Veronika showed a lot of charisma pretending to be a naive little girl. Veronika & Justin Brittany James & Lance Banger (condom) Sabrina & Lucky Megan Jones & Jason Kylie & Steve Since the scenes were shot with internet broadcast in mind, the production values are low really low. It's like the cameraman didn't understand the concept of lighting and white balance. Many of the scenes had the performers going in and out of focus while the action was going on. The women are cute and fresh even though I recognised Brittany from a previous movie I reviewed last year. Judging from the young models website, the scenes from this movie are probably from last year too.
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Release date: 4/27/2006
Reviewed on: 5/16/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Erik Everhard, Phoebe, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ginger Lee, Ava Rose, Lela Star, Addison Rose
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: I always like to watch Tyrone Shuz's movies because of the way the scenes are naturally lit but I have a suspicion that the cameraman may actually be Jonni Darkko. Lela Star & Mark Ashley Ginger Lee & Erik Everhard Ava Rose & Mark Ashley Phoebe & Mr. Pete Addison Rose & Mr. Pete The sex is conventional b/g sex. I watched this movie for the newbies involved and for the most part the girls had sex in a reticent manner. The girls are all weak on the stick and many cringe at the facial. Addison actually looks bored at the camera while Mr. Pete puts it to her. Lela Star, Ava, and Ginger's scenes stood out in the movie based on their sheer looks. Behind the scenes feature interviews with all of the girls except for Addison. Bonus scene is Alektra Blue and Chris Charming from Erotica XXX 10.
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Release date: 4/20/2006
Reviewed on: 5/15/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Harmony Rose, Sammie Rhodes, Lacie Heart, Mike Adriano
Directed by: Greg Lansky, Mike Adriano
Review brief: Alpha Sigma Sigma (ASS) is a sorority excuse to fuck. Mike Adriano and Greg Lansky are two new directors at Digital Sin / New Sensations. I hear they're both euro guys. Greg holds the camera while Mike is in every scene. In the "plot" of the movie, Mike is the boy toy that the pledges must fuck to prove their worthiness. *roll eyes* Must be nice to be able to cast yourself in every scene as a director. Mike looks like darker Jon Bon Jovi. Harmony Rose & Mike Adriano Nadia Styles (a) & Mike Randi Wright & Sammie Rhodes (toy a, dp) Lacie Heart & Mike Tiffany Taylor & Mike The sex got monotonous with Mike in every b/g scene. The volume of the movie was much lower than in the menus leading me to have to turn the knob up.
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Release date: 5/4/2006
Reviewed on: 5/14/2006
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Joey, Jack Napier, Mia Rose, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Lorena Sanchez, Ava Rose
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: For those that want to see how a porn movie is really shot and isn't satisfied with simply watching the behind the scenes, you should get this movie. What are things that are normally part of the behind the scenes is left in the movie. The movie claims to have no cuts or edits which is somewhat of a lie because you do see cuts whenever the tape runs out and they need to splice in footage of the next tape with the dreamlike squigly sequence transition. Ava Rose & Sascha Mia Rose & Sascha Lorena Sanchez & Jack Napier Tobi Pacific (a, dp), Steve French, and Jenner Chelsie Rae (a) & Chris Charming Joey Valentine (a, dp), Sascha, and Trent Tesoro So with an unedited movie, you get to hear instructions from the director (Mike Metropolis), stops in the action, baby wipe accident breaks, changing white balance within the scene, and flash strobes going off as stills are being taken. Some people are not going to like these ironic interruptions of the continuity of the scene.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 5/12/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Julia, Dillon, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Chloe Dior, Jana Cova, Kayla Paige, Talon
Review brief: A decidedly average compilation from Digital Sin/New Sensations trying to squeeze every last penny from the Carmen Luvana brand now that she's a contract girl with Adam & Eve, the only reason you should get this is if you're a huge Carmen Luvana mark. She's a blonde hispanic girl with one of the prettiest faces in porn but she also has some distracting oversized breast implants. The scenes are from: Carmen Goes to College w/ Erik Everhard Carmen Goes to College 3 w/ Jana Cova Carmen Goes to College 4 w/ Talon Innocence w/ Dillon Naked Eye w/ Lee Stone Riders w/ Pat Myne Phoenix Rising 2 w/ Kayla Paige Phoenix Rising 2 w/ Chloe Dior & Lee Stone Riders w/ Julian Naughty College School Girls 21 Since I haven't seen I Love Carmen 1, I can't really say if the scenes are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Most of this video seems to be culled from mostly features so I guess Carmen didn't make that many gonzos.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 5/9/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Honey, Violet, Erik Everhard, Roxy, Tiffany, Lexi Love, Kelsey Michaels, Codi, Charlotte Stokely, Allie Ray, Roxy Deville, Codi Star, Allie, Violet Marcell, Jazmine Leih, Diana Doll
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Vince Voyeur's 3 on Me POV is a natural progression of his Multiple POV series over at Red Light District. Rather than have all three girls attack the guy at once, the scenes are tiered where the scene starts with one girl and then there's an excuse in the "plot" to add another girl, and then again. Lexi Love, then Allie Ray, then Charlotte Stokely Violet Marcelle, then Honey, and then Roxy Deville Sue Diamond, then Tiffany (a) & Codi Star (a) I must say that since Vince has left RLD, his movies have improved. It's not just the lack of watermark; either his ghost directors, cameramen, or editors have changed. Even in a pov, you'd figure Vince would be the first person perspective but behind the scenes show Kyle Stone for the Violet scene and I see Erik Everhard credited too. Then again I also see Kelsey Michaels credited when I couldn't find her in the movie or extras... easter egg? I'm just confused. Having those extra girls adds to the heat of the pov, although I wonder why the plot has Honey leave the scene before the finish.
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Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 5/4/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Katie Rae, Courtney Simpson, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: This is my second look at the Teen Fuck Holes series since Jake Malone took it over from Tim Von Swine. I like Jake's movies in general especially his choice of girls and some of the inventive ways he sets up the scene with the girls teasing the camera. Katie Ray (a) & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Manuel Courtney Simpson & Michael Stefano Lacie Heart,Dana Duval, and Manuel Jenna Presley & Manuel The best example is Courtney's scene. Most other movies would have Courtney do a leg lift or a split as a way to show off "look what I can do!" but Jake works in it as a tease where she puts herself in positions where you just want to fuck her. The action is less hardcore than the previous TFHs, But the scenes have a playful vibe especially when you see a ticklish Jenna Presley flinch from a Manu finger near her asshole. This movie felt like the Manuel Ferrara show since he's in 4 of the scenes. Michelle flinches at Manu's popshot only to be surprised that it sprays everywhere except her eyes.
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Release date: 4/14/2006
Reviewed on: 5/2/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Mark Davis, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Jamie Elle, Lacie Heart, Chelci, Carmen Pena, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Review brief: Conventional b/g line with what else... young girls. Kara Bare & Mark Ashley Jamie Elle & Mark Davis Lacie Heart & Mr. Pete Carmen Pena & Mr. Pete Chelci & Mark Ashley The sex was standard and the girls I thought were very pretty. What was strange about this movie was that some of the scenes had different feels which I confirmed later with the credits noting that there were three different cameramen. Rumours say the director, Xavier Mann, is a pseudonym for Jonni Darkko but he wouldn't have used some of the lighting setup in some of the scenes. Kara's scene was different in that it didn't have the widescreen black bars bordering the top and bottom of the video. It was probably the best shot also. Bonus scene was some Hungarian girl from Desires of the Innocent 4. She could pass for a dark brunette Aurora Snow.
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Release date: 3/7/2006
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Angela Stone, Jenaveve Jolie, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley, Franchezca Valentina
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: 2wice as Nice is a standard b/g/g line from Bobby Manila. Monica Breeze, Aaralyn Barra, and Trent Tesero Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, and Kurt Lockwood Jenna Presley, Lacie Heart, and Tommy Gunn Angela Stone, Jenavieve Jolie, and Tommy Gunn Franchezca Valentina, Dakota Cameron, and Kurt Lockwood The scenes all end in cum swapping between the girls. It seems like the movie might have been shot in one house because the couches seem to match a colourful theme. The scenes are shot with even lighting which I prefer. Sierra and Joanna's scene with Kurt has him playing an Ovation guitar at the beginning while the girls make out. Not that you can hear him play that piece of plastic shit, he just tries to look non-chalant with these two hot girls around. I believe this was the first time I've seen these girls not do an anal scene which surprised me.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/27/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Randy Spears, Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Joey, Tiffany, Sascha, Steven French, Veronica Stone, Cherrie Rose, Codi Star, Sandra LaRosa, Cody Lane, Joey Valentine, Tiffany Six
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Some of you may be too young to remember, but Who's That Girl was a terrible Madonna movie, soundtrack, and song. If we were to judge the plot against the average feature porn, it'd still be terrible. However, this is Vince Voyeur's newbie line (replacing Breakin Em In) for his new company. Codi Star (a) & Randy Spears Veronica Stone, Tiffany (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and Sean Michaels Cherrie Rose (a) & Sascha Joey Valentine (dpp), Steven French, and Kyle Stone Sandra Larosa & Randy Spears All I have to say is guddam to some of these new girls, especially Sandra and Codi. Sandra is a beautiful light skinned blonde brazilian. Codi is a brunette that looks like a thicker Patricia Petite at certain angles. Randy Spears is the lucky son of a bitch that plunges them both. Joey Valentine is also a new beauty could pass for a blonde less perky Sandra Bullock. Tiffany was last seen in a bonus scene for This Butts 4 U and kind of looks like Hollie Stevens at certain angles. Cherrie Rose looks like a young Gia Paloma.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Mr. Marcus, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross, Sabrina Sparx, Charlotte Stokely, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Review brief: Well, we have another episode of Joanna's Angel. In the previous episode, brainwashed villain Tommy Pistol wreaked crazed havoc across New York. Apparently though, the Angels are desperate as he's their new recruit, still wreaking havoc with his general ineptitude. Meanwhile, the President's (Mr. Marcus) daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped so the Angels are on the case. Joanna Angel (a, dp), James Deen, and Mr. Marcus Pixie Pearl & Tommy Pistol Pinky Lee (bj only) & Mr. Marcus Kylee Kross & Mr. Marcus Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond (a), and Tommy Pistol Joanna Angel (a), Charlotte Stokely, and James Deen Well like the previous movie, we have a choppy plot where the transitions are confusing especially the payoff. Paying attention to the dialogue reveals its zaniness as the cast makes fun of the "alt" phenomenon so you know not to take any of this seriously.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/25/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jerry, Reno, Kris Knight, Jean Val Jean, Holly Wellin, Memphis Monroe, Joe Hart, Paris Dahl
Directed by: Richard Hamilton
Review brief: I should've known better. In January, a bevy of girls had signed for Hustler at the AVN show. I had only recognised Memphis Monroe out of this group and supposedly these were new contract girls for Larry Flynt Publications. Hence, Larry's Angels. So I decided to get this video to get a hardcore glimpse of Joey Hart and Paris Dahl. Memphis Monroe, Holly Wellin (a), and Reno Joey Hart & Jerry Joey Hart & Paris Dahl Memphis Monroe & Kris Knight Joey Hart & Jean Val Jean The Hustler Honeys are attractive but they're not very hardcore so Holly Wellin was brought in to give some anal to the movie. Holly looks similar to Memphis actually. Joey Hart formerly known as Adel Sharpe or Adel Miller gets three scenes. The scenes that introduce Memphis and Joey respectively include a monologue interview. Memphis answers a question with "I like to fuck everyone." Well, she flinches from the facial though. Joey wasn't that much better.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jerry, Naomi, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Tiffany, Rita Faltoyano, Mr. Pete, Shyla Stylez, Sascha, Jasmine Tame, Julia Bond
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Well the biggest thing about this DVD as I waited for it was the news that Shyla Stylez was making her return to porn. Now I had never seen her work with JKP so the last thing I watched of hers was her work with Erik at Anabolic and she was unenhanced then. Shyla Stylez & Erik Julia Bond, Rita Faltoyano (a), and Erik Brianna Devil (a) & Erik Jasmine Tame (a, dp), Jon Dough, then Jerry and Erik Naomi (a), Erik, and Mr. Pete Tiffany (a), Erik, and Sascha (bonus) Well this is another solid title from Erik. Shyla looked extremely trashy ala late 80s early 90s porn star with the big hair and the spandex and leg warmers outfit as she plays a gym trainer. She looks to have gained some weight to go along with those implants so she's proportioned like one of those dirty comic book characters. The rest of the girls are attractive too with Brianna Devil standing out in that skanky French Canadian way. Even though she was in Canadian Beaver, she's relatively newer than the other girls that I've seen over and over again.
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Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 4/19/2006
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Bardot
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: A lot of people don't like ink on their girls. Some girls look distinct with a tattoo here and there. If given a preference, I would rather have the girl bare than to have multiple tattoos. This movie celebrates the multiple tattoos. Gianna Lynn & Cheyne Collins Dana Vespoli (a) & Lee Stone Adriana Nicole (a) & Scott Nails Demi Marx (a) & Van Damage Lexi Bardot & Lee Stone The girls show off their tattoos and explain the stories behind them. I thought this was probably the best part about the video. I was a little shocked to see the appearance of Dana Vespoli. She was already thin when she began the business but she's much thinner now. Whatever little boobs she had before is completely gone and her ass became bony. Her metamorphasis reminds me of what had happened to Jade Hsu. Demi Marx also looks like she lost some weight and she added a sleeve on her left arm.
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Release date: 3/22/2006
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Naomi, Kaylynn, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Sandra Romain, Nick Jacobs, Delilah Strong, Rico Strong, Marquetta Jewel, Marco Banderas, Donnie Long, Mentally Ill Dude
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: So I'm watching this movie with this appropriately chosen cast, and the first thing to come to mind is that I'm watching a New Sensations / Digital Sin movie. Now I've never reviewed a Darkko NS/DS movie but I've reviewed plenty of NS/DS movies (most notably by Tyrone Shuz) where I commented on the Darkko influence. After watching this movie, I say screw it... it has to be Darkko holding the camera in those other movies in the distinct way the lighting (natural) is setup, the camera , and the angles he uses. Sandra Romain (a) & Chris Charming Tiffany Mynx (a) & Marco Duarto Kaylynn, Olivia O'Lovely, and Rico Delilah Strong & Donnie Long Marquetta Jewel & Mark Ashley Naomi & Nick Jacobs (bonus scene) This is a fine movie. Every scene starts of with a tease with some participation from Darkko and every girl has a nice ass to work with. The men were competent performers but Darkko was wise to match them with more experienced girls. The pairing of Kaylynn and Olivia wasn't as explosive as I thought it would be.
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Release date: 4/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: A cute movie that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Heather Gables is now Paris Gables since she became a contract girl for Extreme Associates. The setup of the dvd is similar to Girly Thoughts in that Paris is writing a book journal style where she gives advice on how to be like her. Apparently she's writing chapter 6 which is divided into several lessons: Gia Paloma (a) & Paris (a) - the best kind of friend is a friend you can fuck Trent Soluri & Paris (a only) - Who not to fuck: Never fuck a jerkoff Paris (bj only) & Alias - POV style night vision mocking the One Night in Paris video. Lesson: Love the camera Gigi, Alias, and Paris (a) - Always fuck on your birthday Paris (a only) & Kris Slater - Love Yourself - "In fact fucking myself, I'm one of the best fucks I have had!" The lesbian scene with a pre-implant Gia is set in a little kiddie pool filled with what seemed to be baby oil. It got very greasy fast and anal beads were lost in Paris's ass as seen in behind the scenes.
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