morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 8)
Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/1/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Jerry, Travis Knight, Amber Peach, Eva Angelina, Eve Laurence, Harmony Rose, Karina Kay, Courtney Simpson, Barry Scott, Dutch Diesel
Directed by: Travis Knight
Review brief: Double Dutch is about the 2 on 1. Both b/g/g or b/b/g scenes are included. The sex was mostly conventional but the girls were pretty hot. Well as conventional as the porn chicken on a rotisserie can get. I've never seen the male talent used in this video before but that's to be expected when watching a studio for the first couple of times. The scene breakdowns are. Assume there are guys to fill the b/g/g or b/b/g quotient. I can't identify them: Eva Angelina & Amber Peach Courtney Simpson Eve Laurence Karina Kay Harmony Rose Eva and Amber's scene was introduced with a playful boxing match between them while dressed like american gladiators with the dude as the referee. I like I like. Courtney Simpson was an Arizona State cheerleader and she dons the uniform for her scene. Her university is not going to be happy with her. Her scene was notable for the way she can do splits and still get fucked... and those leg lifts.
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Release date: 9/2/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Billy Glide, Randy Spears, Jewel, Lee Stone, Patrick Collins, Kat, Anna Mills, Kinzie Kenner, Cytherea, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, Lexi Love, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: I had reviewed both Squirtwoman 1 and Squirtwoman 2 so I figured I might as well throw this one a look. Out of the three resident squirters at Elegant Angel, I think Cytherea is my favourite. The difference with her is that her expressions and reactions seem more spontaneous as she brrrrrsss through a scene. It took a while before Squirtwoman 3 was made as Elegant started other lines such as Supersquirt, Swallow my Squirt, and Squirt Shower without involving the original Squirtwoman who started this renaissance for Elegant's sales. I think the plot of this movie kind of makes fun of what went on behind the scenes and explains her absence. We find out that Cytherea has been making movies for her own production company and Patrick Collins is desperate to get his squirt queen back for his Squirtwoman series. He has plenty of women that are willing to replace Cytherea insisting that they are better her; most notably Angela Stone. As for the sex itself; it was well shot with direction by Patrick and camera by William H.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Okay, imagine if you took a bunch of standard PXP/RLD bonus scenes, say about 50, and threw them together into 2 dvds. That's what you get with 50 to 1. When I described this concept to another reviewer, that person passed but I loved this idea. Often I enjoy the bonus scenes/behind the scenes of a dvd because you figure out more about the girl as she is being interviewed and is presented in a less made up state. Brandon Iron has mentioned in the forums that this movie is cheaper to shoot than his other series such as Baker's Dozen and Good Source of Iron and I can understand why. The reason is that Brandon and every other director that does bonus scenes are double dipping with the girls. When they're done with a scene for his other series or when he auditions them for the other series, the girls will often agree to more for only a little extra. This is usually put in as the bonus scene of a dvd.
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Release date: 7/10/2005
Reviewed on: 10/28/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Persia, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Scott Nails, Julia Bond, Lexi Jones, Kylee King, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Well with a title like What an Ass you'd expect a little more than conventional b/g sex. Alas there is no anal, the ass is just there to be teased but not plundered. The pairings are: Goldie Coxx & Mark Ashley Kylee King & Mr. Pete Lexy Love & Mark Ashley Julia Bond & Scott Nails Persia DeCarlo & Mr. Pete. This video is shot in high definiton. The flaw of high definition is that sometimes things are too sharp. The viewer can see all of the flaws in a girl's complexion and this was most evident in the Persia DeCarlo scene. My favourite scene was Kylee King's because of the shot from underneath blowjob. Kylee has a mature look about her but that may just be the high definition revealing the lines in her face. Julia Bond the cover girl is without her implants here. The Goldie Coxx scene suffered from the mish against the couch angle where the guy basically blocks the girl from the camera so all you see is the guy's butt and the penetration. Behind the Scenes only feature interviews with Kylee and Persia.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/24/2005
Studio: Shane's World
Starring: Tony T., Alexis Malone, Katsuni, Rob Longshot, Avy Lee Roth, Trina Michaels, Hillary Scott, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Karina Kay, Mike Maravich
Review brief: In probably the greatest porn intro pov I've ever seen, we follow Trina Michaels up a stairwell when she stops and suggests, "After you fuck me, maybe we can play video games." Holy shit, I guess I'm a nerd then even though I don't play video games cause Trina has me hooked. After the pov scene, we find out this was the dream of main nerd Mike Maravich (who has a similar look to Kevin Moore) who leaves a huge puddle in his bed. Mike is one of the behind the scenes crew of Shane's World so we figure he's not going to get any as he and his nerd friends scheme to get laid. This video is full of conventional sex but some of the setups and dialogues will bring plenty of laughs. Hillary Scott plays a convincing angry hooker that thinks the nerds is running a bangbus operation when they try to hook her up. Stephanie Swift puts in a funny cameo as a public access TV administrator with Christian values as the boys try to start a "Retarded Porn Show". Karina Kay is dazzling as the sensitive porn star with Tourette's syndrome.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 10/24/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lain Oi, Victoria Sweet, Sunny Lane, Karina Kay, Lexi Love, Julia Bond, Courtney Simpson, Myah Monroe, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Mark Ashley
Review brief: Well if you want a standard b/g/g movie, you'd pretty much find one in Double Play 3. The sex was conventional without any anal for those who don't care for it. Mark Ashley, Mr. Pete, or Ben English would get a pair of pretty girls in every scene. I found the scenes for the most part overexposed. New Sensations / Digital Sin is normally known for their great lighting and camera work but the skin of the girls either bleaches or glows. The most apparent scene is with Julia Bond and Sunny Lane. The oil on Julia's body glows while Sunny looks like Casper at times. If you didn't see her face, you would've thought that Victoria Sweet was white. The Tiffany Taylor / Karina Kay scene highlights the other aggravation I had with this movie which is the mish against the couch where the camera only captures the butt of the guy and the penetration. No thanks.
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Release date: 9/2/2005
Reviewed on: 10/18/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Billy Glide, Randy Spears, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Tommy Gunn, Kinzie Kenner, Dani Woodward, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, Hillary Scott, Flower Tucci, Sammie Rhodes, Lexi Love, Joshua Hunter
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: One of the movies in Elegant's heavily promoted "Squirtember" release month, I liked this movie for the most part do to the strength of the cast. Unlike the first one of the series where she goes to Prague, Tiana Lynn's adventure is stateside and her costars are all American. Also unlike the first one we have some of Tiana's frequent squirting costars. Final difference is that the dvd wasn't heavily scratched up. The movie starts off with a written lecture about squirting that Axel Braun could've written himself from his days as Dr. G. Call me a skeptic on the whole squirting thing though. In the behind the scenes, you see the girls chugging down the water. Whether it's pee or something else, I don't really care but sometimes the emphasis on squirting detracts from the actual sex as the girls break the action to twiddle their clit and let loose a stream.
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Release date: 9/20/2005
Reviewed on: 10/17/2005
Studio: VCA
Starring: Katrina Kraven, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Pink Angel, Kylee, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross, Sabrina Sparx, Pete Swayzee
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Review brief: For those who don't know who she is, Joanna Angel is known for burningangel.com which is popular indie porn site similar to suicidegirls.com. Of course, some people think of indie porn as girls with a bunch of tattoos which cover up the fact that they're really not that attractive even without the ink. Joanna is a stunning girl though and one that I look forward to seeing on video. Think a raven haired Sarah Michelle Gellar with beautiful boobs and some generous tattoos on her arms. Joanna's Angels is a fun campy spoof of the Charlie's Angels series. Joanna is the head angel with two protegees who don't do much of anything other than listen to Joanna's stories. Her enemy (a la Demi Moore) is a delicious Katrina Kraven. Katrina has brainwashed Tommy Pistol who steals the scene whenever he shows up as a raving lunatic. The sex was hardcore but I didn't find the other girls that attractive. The best scenes both involve Joanna in them.
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Release date: 9/7/2005
Reviewed on: 10/13/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Barrett Blade, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Austin Kincaid, Alicia Alighatti, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson, Genesis Skye, Cassie Courtland, Nikki Nievez, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: Pass the Creme as the title implies is about cum swapping girls. Guy spooges in one girls mouth. She transfers it to the other girl's mouth orally. This is the second Bobby Manila movie I've seen for DVSX. What I like about Bobby's movies in general is that he seems to have a similar taste in women to me. Of course some of this may be that he seeks out recommendations on girls from other people. My favourite scene is actually the first one as I get to see Charlotte Stokely for the first time. She doesn't seem to be as experienced as her screen partner Genesis Skye in handling Talon but there is such a natural beauty to Charlotte with her freckles. She definitely looks like a product of the 60s. As for the other scenes, Sativa Rose and Taryn Thomas team up on the crooked schlong of Lee Stone. Sativa is sporting a new trashy reddish brown hairstyle that I like and squeals more in the scene than I remember. Might be the crookedness that's making her squeal.
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Release date: 7/28/2005
Reviewed on: 10/11/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ayana Angel, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Ass Attack is a very simple movie. Every scene has either Manuel Ferrara or Michael Stefano boning a girl one on one. It's been kind of rare to see this in a RLD/PXP movie. Oh yeah, like the title implies, all the girls do anal. Alektra Blue's scene is hampered with the sex on the winding staircase. I like the idea but the stairs were not lit properly and I'm not sure much could be done about that other than having more sunlight. The lighting of course improves when they move to the porn couch and you get to see how beautiful Alektra's eyes are. The inclusion of Ayana Angel surprised me because of her implants. I thought Manuel was under the same natural policy that some of the other directors at RLD use. I like Taryn Thomas's hair in this movie and she has chemistry with Manuel but the finishing handjob had me giggling about Taryn's expecting face as she gets ready for the facial. Manuel hits the jackpot as he follows Jasmine Byrne around in the tease sequence. I never get tired of watching that girl walk from behind.
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Release date: 9/5/2005
Reviewed on: 10/10/2005
Studio: H2 Video
Starring: Nick East, Tiffany Taylor, Crystal White, Jassie, Dino Bravo, Penny Flame, Angela Stone, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Saana, Trevor Thompson
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: After watching Web Chicks Gone Crazy, I couldn't possibly be tempted to watch another movie about "girls on the internet"? Penny Flame and the rest of this cast convinced me otherwise. I was surprised to see an American feature from H2 Video when I had previously thought they only did european productions. The plot revolves around some guy and Tiffany Taylor being broke so they decide to film people having sex and putting on the internet. What a simple concept. The sex was kind of average which for Tiffany Taylor an improvement from her previous incarnation as Heather Hunt. Angela Stone put in an anal scene (with her signature squirting) which had a tease portion that was actually pretty decent as she dressed to get ready for the stranger she's about to fuck on webcam and using a tie as a blindfold. This was after she got a job with Tiffany's company after having been fired from her old job from having cybersex at work. Saana has sex in the dark with some dude while Tiffany watches.
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Release date: 8/2/2005
Reviewed on: 10/8/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Jamie Lee, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Tone Capone, Karina Kay, Jamie Elle, Simone West, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Last Teenage Spermaholic, Mike John incorporated a plot structure to his scenes. In this edition, he incorporates vignettes introduced by the guys in front of the Red Light District brick wall. The image of Tim Von Swine drinking a beer in front of the wall recalls King of the Hill. He explains that many of the stories they put in their scenes are things that actually happened to someone or satirising things that have happened to them. For a play by play, check out Nutty Butty's review: Poor Tim Von Swine can't catch a break. When his fiance wants to make a lingerie video as a wedding gift, she calls up the services of Mike John. Even Mike pauses over the phone when she tells him her address, "Why does this sound so familiar?" He comes over with multitude of guys as his "assistants" and we all know what's going to happen after he suggests Simone would look better with loads of cum in her mouth. Tim's gonna get a video surprise of his wife getting wrecked in all holes. Tim's having the guys over for the game but his TV's broke.
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 10/8/2005
Studio: Phoenix
Starring: Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Charlie, Julian St. Jox, Sky Taylor, Nikki Fairchild, Taya, Freaky D
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: This is the most horrible movie I've gotten to view this year. The concept or plot is kind of simple. Sky Taylor equips a house with webcams and captures the sex that goes on. Whether this was intentional or not, the video mimics the quality of a webcam. It's underexposed and grainy which may actually be a boon considering the quality of women in the movie and the camera is jumpy (which proves that it isn't a webcam that's capturing the action). I didn't find any of the women attractive in this movie and I found the sex to be mediocre but Charlie fans might be tempted to get this movie to see her get cock. There is this one idiotic tease sequence where the women mutters some utter nonsense to the "webcam". Extras included a g/g scene between Belladonna and Sky Taylor.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Pink, Alicia Alighatti, Sunny Lane, Simone West, Mary Anne, Natalie Knoxx
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Another good movie from Michael Stefano, the thing I noticed about all the scenes is that it's tiered. As in there's distinct parts where the scene progresses similar to what Rocco Siffredi does as Michael adds an extra element in the middle of the scene. I mainly got this movie to watch Sunny Lane for the first time. Now you figure with a former ice skating instructor, that she'd have another name besides Sunny. But if you meet the girl or watch her interview, the name describes her disposition. Shades of Cherry Mirage as I watch her fuck Manuel Ferrara. The tier happens in that Manuel pops in the middle of the scene but Sunny keeps on riding in a good scene. Sunny is kind of surprised by some of his sexual antics laughing as he shoves his fingers in her mouth or eats away at her. My second favourite scene starts of with Mary Anne. The beautiful blonde is porked by Michael for a bit before he carries her off.
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Release date: 7/26/2005
Reviewed on: 10/2/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Chris Charming, Gabriella Banks, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Jasmine Byrne, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Chris Charming
Review brief: I was a little surprised from just the title that this was a pov offering from Chris Charming. Every scene begins with the girls teasing the viewer with a voiceover that sounds like they're writing a letter to Chris begging him to fuck their asses. That he does and the sex is pretty standard anal sex. I had wanted to watch Smokie Flame get drilled in the ass since I had never seen her do anal before. Looking at her is like looking at a cross of Sarah Blake and Justine Joli, two other pretty redheads. Smokie is basically naked except for these black Vans skateboarding shoes which looks tacky on the bed. The anal scene with her was so so as she exhibits what I call the clenched butt syndrome while she rides the cock in her ass. As for Chris's POV proficiency, it needs more work. His camera got shaky at moments and he's also blocking the light at times making the shadow obscure the girl. Listening to him is sort of similar to a Steve Holmes POV since they share a german accent.
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/29/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Rita Faltoyano, Toni Ribas, Michael Stefano, Jennifer Luv, Lauren Phoenix, Roxy Jezel, Ariana Jollee, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Tory Lane, Paola Rey, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Austin Kincaid, Alicia Alighatti, Taryn Thomas, Karina Kay, Alektra Blue, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Well just from watching the first few minutes of the movie, you can tell that it cost a shitload of money for Erik Everhard to cast this movie. This series is not about merely satisfying Erik's ego because he never hogs all the girls to himself; he lets his friends in on the delicious action. Prior editions had featured European girls in Europe which is understandeable considering the budget. Despite the opinion that these girls were gorgeous, I was just not as interested watching them cause they didn't seem to display the same passion in their scenes. It may be because the girls have had little experience with some of the RLD/PXP guys or it could be they're just not excited. The American-based girls in this movie are exactly the opposite. Most of them have been tried and tested in many many scenes with the RLD/PXP crew.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/28/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Bailey, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Saana, Candace Von, Sara Stone, Georgia Peach, Alektra Blue
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Dave Luger must be the most prolific director over at RLD/PXP as it seems like 1 in every 4 movies coming out recently is his. The amazing thing is that it seems like every title is new so you wonder if he's starting that many new series with clever titles or he's just naming every title as it goes. This movie, like the title implies, focuses on the creampie. Rather than going with the traditional Luger interview, every scene except Bailey's is prefaced with a tease to bouncy music. All but one of the scenes are vaginal creampies with Bailey being the exception with the anal creampie. I had met Bailey in person by chance once and I thought she looked like Keri Russell with a bouncing bod. However, she looked different in every movie that I had seen due to changes in hairstyle that I was confused if it weren't for those gorgeous tits. This was the first movie I noticed her with the Felicity like hair.
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/26/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Katie, Tina Fine, Mary Anne, Nikki Nievez, Veronica Stone, Tee Reel, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Dave Lugar directs movies for both Red Light District and Platinum X and seems to specialise in teen movies in general and also the occassional teen movie. I've been a fan of his movies since his Rookie Cookies series for Elegant Angel. His formula was really simple, he interviews the hesitant or talkative teen and brings her personality out with his laid back shy (some would say perverted) nature. This movie like the first one doesn't follow the formula. The girls give a monologue or are prompted by questions that the viewer doesn't get to hear. Dave sure knows how to pick the girls though especially with the cover girl Kara Mynor. Her beauty is reminiscent of Madison Monroe especially with the eyes and those bee stung lips and she seems to like John Strong in her scene. Veronica Stone turns the inner pervert on with those rectangle glasses. Tall lithe girl with brown hair, her most appealing features is her gap-toothed smile and those glasses. Okay and the tear-drop-shaped breasts.
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Release date: 7/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Karina Kay, Yvette Balcano, Natalie Brown, Sabina Blue, Afrodite Night
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: I found this movie disappointing. Just by looking at the cover, I figured this to be the RLD/PXP crew foraging through a euro cast. However rumours of a certain makeup artist being fucked by Steve Holmes was enough for me to pop this dvd into the player. At first I was confused why would Hotwax Steph be in this movie since it seems to be based in Europe until the first scene with Karina Kay came on. Karina is easily the prettiest girl in the movie and her scene with Steve is the best. Her beauty and passion as they wrestle each other on a nice red velvet covered bed stood out and I wondered if Steve had to throw this scene into a euro movie to make it watchable. Because I didn't find any but one of the euro girls attractive. It's sad when the makeup artist (Trinity) is more attractive than all of the euro girls. When Toni Ribas, Erik Everhard, and Steve work on the euro girl of the scene, I start thinking of little blue men as I start humming the Smurf's theme due to the title of this movie.
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Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 9/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Gigi, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Mia Bangg, Jay Star, Delilah Strong, Alicia Alighatti, Victoria Sweet
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Sperm Filled Sluts is another creampie movie from Platinum X; this time by way of Dave Luger. The girls for the most part are pretty and the sex was pretty solid. However the flaw to a couple of the scenes was the below average (with respect to RLD/PXP) video quality in terms of graininess and also the lighting. This is most evident in the pairing of Manuel Ferrara and Delilah Strong in what was a scorching scene. They have incredible chemistry but I had some trouble seeing it with the dimmer than usual lighting. Victoria Sweet, a beautiful mulatto, has a standard b/b/g scene with Michael Stefano and John Strong. Jay Star's scene with John Strong and Dave Hardman is hampered by the constant coughing/choking while she tries to swallow the dicks but introduces the first anal and dp of the video. She grunts better than she coughs though. Her creampie finishes are both anal but there is a third shot (I don't know who... maybe Luger?) that goes down the hatch.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, Bailey, Summer Lynn, Flower Tucci, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: A Tim Von Swine movie, this movie features a bevy of white girls plugged by either a Mr. Tee Reel or a Mr. Sean Michaels or sometimes both. You know... By looking at the cover, there's is a sphincter instead of an o in "Holes" so I expected every girl to give up the butt but that wasn't the case. Von Swine introduces each scene by interviewing the girl gonzostyle while acting as the cameraman. At times, you get the feeling that he wants to drop the camera and jump in if the title didn't begin with the word Interracial. The reason I wanted to watch this movie was the cover girl, Brianna Love. Brianna was the only girl in the movie that didn't get her sphincter probed by a chocolate stick. Not that I was disappointed in Brianna's scene. Having run into her in passing at Erotica LA, I was a bit surprised to hear her high squealed voice on video similar to Gigi from Cum Drippers 8. Beautiful lithe blonde with a flat chest, beautiful bunda butt, and a mole on her brow. Tee puts her through a workout but it wasn't my favourite scene.
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Release date: 6/14/2005
Reviewed on: 9/17/2005
Studio: Colossal Entertainment
Starring: Avena Lee, Missy Monroe, Dillan Lauren, Vanessa Michaels, Haley Paige
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: A movie with a light bondage and sadomasochistic theme combined with sex. Girls play either prisoners with prison striped lingerie or prison guards dressed more like police officers. Avena Lee: Avena Lee plays a prison guard to Sascha who his cleaning his prison cell. I think she's one of the pretty Asian girls in porn. Even though she's the guard, he's using the paddle on her butt. Lighting is dim as expected from a prison cell with a reddish tint in the background. Eventually handcuffs come out but they're only cuffing Avena's hands. The sex was standard with the cumshot on the pussy. Haley Page: Alec Knight is interrogating a resistant Hailey Page. She responds to most of his questions with a "fuck you" so he takes her down to the "dungeon" where he has his way with her. Sex on a swing. Again dim lighting as expected in a dungeon. Haley is beautiful but her blowjobs are shallow in this scene. Guess they're only shallow when the guys don't force it down her throat as compared to some of her other scenes.
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Release date: 8/2/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Tiffany Hopkins, Michael Stefano, Dillan Lauren, Courtney Cummz, Claire Robbins, Crissy Cums
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Well with a title like this, you can pretty much guess that every girl gives up the ass and pulls out the dp. John Strong chose a very beautiful female cast for this movie and they're serviced by RLD/PXP's notorious swordsman. My favourite scene is with newcomer Claire Robbins. This pixie beauty reminds me of Lauren Ambrose with her hair, eyes, and smile. The thing that's different from Lauren is her lithe figure. The guys have raved about boning this little girl and even though I haven't had the chance, I agree cause it looks like she's having a great time as she can barely blow a guy while the other fucks her because she's too busy with her orgasm. The other two scenes that stand out for me is cover girl Courtney Cummz for her sheer beauty and laid back attitude (at least from the bts) to her change in demeanor when cocks are presented and frenchwoman Tiffany Hopkins... I don't know...
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Mandingo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Toni Ribas, Juan Cuba, Mark Zane, Delilah Strong, Ryan Knox, Natalie Knoxx, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I wanted to chime in with the rest of the many reviewers that Brandon has a winner with this Baker's Dozen. This is my first look at an Alektra Blue scene even though I've already met her in person once or twice. Alektra is a pretty brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a similar look to Venus with her angular chin. She's rather thin though and you can see the bottom of her spine stick out when she's in doggy. She's paired with Toni Ribas in a good scene where he tosses her around. When he spreads her butt, her skin tone suggest she has been using a spray on tan cause the inner portion of her butt wasn't tanned in. She gives up the butt to Toni before we get to see the Baker's Dozen, where the girl participates in a blowbang that ends in bukkake style facials before the girl eats it up. The most disturbing thing about the dozen is the very first cumshot.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/14/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Mark Wood, Van Damage, Chris Evans, Sascha, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Dirty Harry, Penny Flame, Kami Andrews, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Kami Andrews
Review brief: Kami Andrews is a smart woman in casting her directorial debut. She relies on tried and true performers known for the sexual heat they bring to their scenes like Katrina Kraven, Sandra Romain, and of course herself to make a lasting first impression. The influence of Ivan is throughout the movie mixed with Kami's sense of zaniness in setting up the scenes. Of course, I may be getting this impression whenever Ivan is holding the camera and when the font of the credits mimics Texas Asshole Massacre. The scenes are all vignette that give us the cheap reason why the performers are having sex. My favourite setups were Penny Flame's scene as Kami's personal assistant who reluctanctly casts herself when a girl flakes on the scene and Kami's imploring Kris Slater to let the inner whore out which gives us the title of the scene. This was a fine debut from Kami despite the little fuckups I see in the lighting and the editing. I hate seeing the performers "teleport" to another location or position for the cumshot.
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