morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews (392 - page 11)
Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Jasmine, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Bianca Pureheart, Sativa Rose, Madison Monroe, Keri Sable, Sydnee Capri, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: The cover of a smiling Keri Sable and Madison Monroe should be enough to convince anyone to take a look at this movie. Jasmine Byrne, Michael Stefano, and Erik Everhard: In what seems to be a recurring theme in this movie, Jasmine Byrne is seen crawling up the stairs to greet Michael. She's wearing a cute white/pink halter top paired with pink panties. Makeout session with Jasmine and Michael. Good blowjob before Mike takes her doggy on the stairs. Switch to doggy anal. Atm. They teleport downstairs where a naked Everhard makes out with Jasmine. High ceilings cause the light to be uneven up top. Like a compare and contrast as Erik takes on Jasmine solo for a while including anal until Michael rejoins them for a dp. Standing dp. Cumshots down the hatch. Jasmine crawls over to unknown dick to blow him to a cumshot. Guy could be Juan Cuba or Johnny Fender. Good scene. Sativa Rose & Stefano: Sativa looks great here with a white top and brown jogging pants. Makeout session. A little footplay. More makeout on the couch. The sex was solid.
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Release date: 1/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, Brooke, Joey Ray, Hannah Harper, Kris Knight, Melissa Lauren, Trent Soluri, Tiffany Holiday, Gwen Jade, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy. Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Alex Divine, Christie Lee, Marie Luv, Tyla Wynn, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: Picman already wrote a great review detailing everything about this movie and I wanted to chime in about how great this movie is and my general impressions of the scenes. Every girl does anal and every girl that had two guys in their scene worked the dp. You don't know what Marie Luv is exactly doing in the garden. Either she's just smelling the flowers or hiding the weed, it's just an excuse for her to tease us in the garden. Gia Paloma makes a cameo as the girl who's late to the shoot so secretary Kelly Wells offers her services to instead. When the guys question her competency, she points to her notes on the computer on how to be an anal cum addict and says she'll follow the strip. Christie Lee must be recovering from her scene in Teenage Spermaholics 3 because that looks like the same bed. When she finally gets up, she goes downstairs and Steve Holmes greets her like his daughter... that is until he has sex with her. Tyla Winn and Alex Divine treats us to conventional teases before their respective scenes. Watching them back to back suggests that they may be sisters.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Ashley Jordan, Kurt Lockwood, Kris Slater, Jack Spade, Tone Capone, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Sinn, Buster Good, Trent Soluri, Anita Blue, Samantha Ryan, Jackie Ashe
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: A second look at a DVSX series that could be mistaken for a Kickass line. Girls would write about their thoughts in a diary. Sometimes they write about a fantasy. Other times the "fantasy" interrupts their writing. Samantha Ryan: Samantha Ryan is a beautiful dirty blonde with a great natural body. Girly thoughts meets fight club as Samantha writes about her real life boyfriend, Kurt Lockwood. He can be the really goofy boyfriend and at other times he's the boy that pounds her hard and slaps her around. The scene cuts to a sweaty mish on a tiger imprint couch. Good blowjob. The performers have obvious chemistry. Impressive standing 69. Doggy causes Samantha to have a resemblance to Lauren Phoenix. Piledriver. Toe sucking and titty slapping by Kurt. Rimming by Samantha. Light choking on Samantha. Scene kind of dragged long in mish on the couch then on the floor. Must be their favourite position. Cumshot streaks her cheek and hits her right shoulder.
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Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Nicole, John E. Depth, Makayla, Daphinie, J. Monty, Francesca Sin, Isabel Ice
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: My first Exquisite review, I didn't really know this company existed until I stumbled upon one of their sets. They were gracious enough to correct this oversight. Nicole Brazzle: Scene by a stairwell. It looks like Nicole has put some weight on in the past couple of months. She's wearing this blue top and skirt combo that I've seen her in many other movies. Even though I'm not sure who her partner from this scene is, from all the talking he's doing I'm guessing this must be Wesley Pipes. Nicole goes as deep as she can on the guy. Even her blowjobs have a southern accent to them. The sex is pretty good. Wesley hams it up for the camera with his gold tooth and lips keep yapping. Cowgirl position is out of focus. The scene doesn't come back into focus until doggy. Cumshot on the tongue. Makayla Coxx: Well Makayla has a big butt too and at certain angles she looks like Reina Leone in the face. But I don't dig her enhanced chest.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Lexi Mathews, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Mandy Starr, Shawnie, Dani Woodward, Matt Bixel, Michelle B., Aspen Stevens, Angela Stone, Erin Moore, Brandy Nichole
Review brief: So I got this Simon Wolf movie cause Dani Woodward is in it along with eight other nubile young girls. Once I finally looked at the cover, I realised we were in trouble. On the front it advertises 9 teens in 9 full scenes. I wasn't sure how they were going to pull that off. Then I looked at the back and the stills of Dani by the fireplacelooked familiar. The first couple of seconds of the first track confirmed it. This was Dani's (with Joey Ray) scene from Young Pink 6... and I don't think it was even the full scene. Strange, nothing on the cover of Ripe Juicy Teens says that it is a compilation. Maybe Simon Wolf just likes to recycle scenes without telling the customer. Well at least the chicks are hot. Scenes have the feel of the Barely Legal series. Heh the bonus scene was Teagan's from Young Pink 6. Figures.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/19/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tiffany Taylor, Joey Ray, August, Isabella Soprano, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Nichole, Travis Ryan, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Man, I've been watching gonzo for so long I forgot how porn used to be when I first started watching it. Cheezy plot that never takes itself seriously, bad porn music, and lighting fit for a soap opera, this feature has it all. Joey Ray and Chris are roommates with warring girlfriends. Even though they put an ad for a male roommate, due to a mysterious mixup, August shows up and claims the position. Kelli Kline: Kelli and Chris Cannon have been dating for 6 months. She bribes Chris to come meet her family in San Francisco with the best way possible. Sex. Kelli looks fabulous and Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Kelli's blowjobs are average but she makes up for it with her deep moans. Conventional sex positions that finishes with Kelli giving a handjob finish that hits her chin. Seeing Kelli's closed mouth grit while what's left of a weak cumshot come out is hilarious. Sammie Rhodes: Sammie makes a very sloppy peanut butter and jelly sandwish.
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 4/19/2005
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Starring: Brandi Lyons, Joelean, Alexis Malone, Dani Woodward, Ariana Jollee, Shayna Knight, Audrey Hollander, Chanel Chavez, Tiana Lynn, Sindy Lange, Vanessa Lane
Review brief: My first look at a Vertigo video, every scene features two girls on one guy. The scenes are lit by mostly windowlight as far as I can tell. Some scenes annoyed me with the John Leslie effect which is shooting into the light. The other thing that annoyed me is that I couldn't every track was a scene and for some reason I can't skip to another track. Instead I'm either forced to fast forward through a scene or go through the scene selection menu to skip ahead. The sex was conventional with the guy's most difficult decision is figuring which chick he wants to do at that moment. Fake redhead and natural redhead Dani Woodward and Audrey Hollander tag team some dude on a couch. Audrey does most of the dirty talking. Dani just fucks the dude. Chanelle Chavez and Sindy Lange gang up on some dude in a bedroom. I was surprised to see Sindy with boltons from when I last saw her. She's much more vocal than Channelle. Ariana Jolee looks very different with bangs on. Alexis Malone's blonde mane complements Ariana very well.
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Release date: 3/10/2005
Reviewed on: 4/18/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Alberto Rey, Lee Stone, Trent Tesoro, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Benjamin Brat, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: My third look at an Acid Rain title. The previous two movie I checked out had nasty sex but was plagued by technical problems. With a title like Give Me Gape, you expect every girl to get drilled anally. Lauren Phoenix: Lauren Phoenix gets "punk'ed" by Otto Bauer and Benjamin Bratt. Otto looks like the second coming of Jimmy Page. Benjamin Bratt looks like the bad guy from Under Siege 2. Rough deep chokem down blowjobs from Lauren. Titty slapping from Ben leaves some marks. Ben has no subtlety as he claws and stretches away at her anal star. It's not appealing. Atms galore. The dps were not well shot with the guys blocking Lauren which is amazing considering how tall she is. Toe licking by Lauren during the dp for the foot fetishists among us. Lauren takes two cumshots on the mouth to finish the scene. Melissa Lauren: An older scene since Melissa is sporting her peroxide locks. She promises us another dp. She's going to be manhandled by Trent Tesoro and Alberto Ray. Typical rough Melissa scene. Throat fucking. Slapping.
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Release date: 3/11/2005
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Elizabeth, Renee Pornero, Jennifer Dark, Maria Sun, Victoria Sin, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Macondo
Review brief: My first look at a Harmony video. Even though it's distributed by Evil Angel, the production of this movie reminds me of Private. Must be the hot euro girls and the fancy schmancy edits and special effects. The title is short for Slam It! in Her Ass. You can expect every girl to give up the butt. Lucy Lee: Lucy gets ganged up by three guys in a mechanic's shop. She looks great wearing these welder glasses. Blowjob skills are shallow but the circle blow is at least earnest. The sex is pretty fast paced. Lucy is just an incredible looking brunette. Eventually we get our anal. Then a dp. One guy shoots his load on her asshole and stuffs his dick to push the spooge in. Another guy aims for her face but misses. The last guy finally gets it right in the face but it doesn't really catch her glasses. Good scene. Elizabeth Lawrence: She's only billed as Elizabeth but I remember the girl I fumblingly hit on at the ADT party. It's her eyes and aussie accent.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Claudio Meloni, Scott Lyons, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Allison Wyte, Lisa Marie, Shai Lee, Deja Daire, Tim Von Swine, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Really basic premise guys: every girl in the movie gets one in the pink, another in the stink. A double penetration movie that features that freaking RLD watermark at all times. Lisa Marie satisfies the curiousity of anyone who ever wondered what Jenna Elfman looks like getting dp'd. Her interview with Von Swine is relaxed and funny and she shows the shocker hand sign more than once! Tee Real and John Strong get the pleasure of putting her in sexual agony. She's only done two dps in the past two years so she strains pretty hard. The first thing you notice about Deja Daire is the huge bruises on the side of her ass. Apparently the bruises come from some bondage scene she did. I automatically suspect Bono's wife. Otherwise she looks stunning. This was my favourite scene as she is well penetrated by Stefano and Ferrara. Okay, normally I love redheads and I love Crystal Ray and I personally knew a hot redhead named Allison White.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Sergio, Scotti Andrews, Roge, Aimee, Talon, Steve Hooper, Leah Luv, Angela Stone, Finess Navaro, Hillary Scott, McKenzie Lee, Vanessa Brandao, Erica Campos, Jennifer Siguer, Vitor Gaucho, Mark Marais, Genesis Skye, Suzie Best, Louise Mignon, Yasmin Castelli, Paola Salles
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Third installment of the Girls Interrupted series. Premise is some lesbian action between the girls before the guy interrupts them. Finesse Navaro, Genesis Skye, and Angela Stone: Three cute girls with matching chest sizes. I wonder if Finesse is filipino since she has a hispanic stage name but looks asian. They have fun with some dildo play before the guys arrive. Angela Stone's squirt comes out like a fountain leading me to suspect that it's pee. Talon comes in and Genesis and Angela prove stronger with the stick than Finesse. Talon switches between the girls in doggy as they line up for him but the camera edits don't show the first round of insertion shots. Some more squirting antics from Angela. Cumshot on Finesse's stomach. Good scene. Luiza Magnon, Erica Campos, Jennifer Siguer: Whoaa... Brazilians or at least I think they are due to their skin tone, tan lines, and asses. They're all hot but I cover my eyes when they take off their pants scared that there may be a tranny surprise. Nope no trannies among them.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/11/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Veronica, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Cathy, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lara Stevens, Angelina Crow, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, Penny Flame and Manuel have incredible chemistry in the first scene. She seems to really like him and watching her body flush as she o's is great. Man, Angelina Crow looks rather harsh at certain angles and cute at others. I wonder if it's because of the shadows in the park or her crimped hair style. Everhard and Holmes share her a bit in the park before taking her inside. The guys put her through a workout that included dps and piledriver anals. Cathy looks like she's pretty but I'm put off by the fact that her hair is put up. Everhard shows his trademark energy in a standard sex scene. A tanning Lara Stevens is a sight to behold and Holmes and Rosenberg thinks so too. They fuck a bit on the patio with the shadows from the tree intruding. They eventually move inside and the gape that Erik puts on her strains my eyes. Melissa Lauren looks really trashy with the peroxide 80s hairstyle under the biker's beret. She looks most ravishing in the mish dp position as Strong and Stefano impale her.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/10/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Piper, Piper Austin, Katin, Harmony Rose, Keri Sable, Haley Paige
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: One of the last times we'll probably see Katin in a video... There was a recall on the original batch of POV Pervert 5 because of a reported crash at the Keri Sable scene. RLD has reissued the dvd with this fixed. 4/19/2005 Katin: Katin is looking so hot in the black undies. I don't like the choice of lipstick though. Katin thinks Mike is hot. Gee... I can pretty much guarantee that mike wasn't be able to stop thinking about her after this scene. Hotel room. It's sad when you can identify the hotel from the carpet and the headrest. Good round of blowjobs and tittyfucking. Mish on bed was kind of dark. Good tight doggy where Katin lies flat on her stomach. One cumshot down the hatch. Mike directly goes back to the well for more all the while preparing her ass with lube. Anal and atm. Second pop goes down the hatch and Katin blows us a kiss. Camera edit to where Katin is just cleaning up on Mike and Mike exclaims that she's amazing while she giggles. Piper: Piper is a raven brunette with incredible natural boobies.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Lisa Marie, Isabel, Cytherea, Joachim Kessef, Isabella Soprano, Scott Nails, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: My first look at the Double Teamed series. The premise is that there's two guys in every scene but there's isn't the reverse. Roxanne Hall, Isabel Ice, Ben English and Mr. Pete: SMG Roxanne Hall 2K looks incredible in a white wifebeater. Seeing that she's paired up with Isabel. You know it has to be a great scene. This scene is 3/4 British. Great blowjobs from both girls. Lots of slapping between the performers. These girls are incredible. I never I thought I'd see Isabel being out intensified by Roxanne does it. Both girls do anal. Both girls do the a2ogm and the dp. Scene ends with facials. Great great scene. Cytherea, Ben English, and Zenza Raggi: Cytherea announces that she's gonna fuck 2 guys. She mentions nothing about squirting but you know it's implied. We're in the gaudy coloured porn house. Great blowjobs. Standard guy fucking girl while other guy gets blowjob scene. Oh and the squirting too. Cytherea's having a good time and it looks like the guys are too.
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Release date: 1/2/2005
Reviewed on: 4/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Deja, Venus, Wendy, Kimberly Kane, Manuel Ferrara, Kurt Lockwood, Elizabeth Lawrence, Jessica Jaymes, Hollie Stevens, Satine Diamond, Tina Fatale, Garry
Directed by: Jack Zipper
Review brief: Okay, this reminds me of a David Lynch or Cronenburg movie. You have no fucking idea what's going on. You get to see a bound Jessica Jaymes with smeared lipstick struggle to escape up a flight of stairs somewhere in NYC. I find her having to hop like a bunny rabbit since she's bound by the feet hilarious yet erotic. Scene with Venus and Manuel Ferrara at a motel is lit by a red light. Well it makes the scene looks intentionally seedy and cheap but I've never seen a motel lit like that except through the window and the curtains are closed. They should be developing film instead of having sex. Venus gives up the butt and performs the atm but she never really let her boobs completely free. I guess she needs the bra on at all time for support. Okay some chick teasing in blue light. I have no idea who this is. Next is the Green Door club where we see Jessica with some other chick with pink hair. Guess she escaped. They have a lesbian scene while guys in masks whack off to them.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Candy Sweet, Lynn Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Luci Thai, Hillary Scott, Lexxi Ripa, Monique LaRue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this is a showcase for Hillary Scott. If you want the details, check out Linus very descriptive review. Hillary looks very flattering on the cover. She's in several scenes paired with different girls in a blowbang. The other girls also act as cleanup for this bukkake themed video. Watching Hillary get drenched with her hair and skin tone bring back shades of Bisexual Britni. Except Hillary of course is hotter. I liked her sex scene the best and I like her pairing with Lexxi Ripca more than Monique LaRue (who could pass for Anne Howe aka Melissa Ashley). Amanda Warren is more commonly known by Luisa Rosso. I think she's okay looking. The deep voice doesn't bother me as much as it should. I'm not much of a Luci Thai fan despite the great body on her. I would've preferred to see her partner Candi Sweet bear the brunt of the spunk. All the girls did anal and atms. The cleanup girls are only around for the blowbang.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Jassie, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Melissa Lauren, Avy Lee Roth, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: My third look at an Elegant movie by Ozzy's guitarist or at least someone who uses a variation of a trademark, Zak Wylde (compared to Zakk Wylde). The previous movies had some technical problems which hampered the ratings. Right off the bat, I see a black band on the right edge of the video as opposed to the left edge like in Not Too Young for Cum 2. It's like the video wasn't centered and cropped correctly. Nautica Thorn: Nautica teases the audience with masturbation before hooking up with Lee Stone. The skin tints grayish blue at times because of the lights. Shallow blowjob. Titty fucking. Nautica is screaming and squealing during the sex which I haven't seen that much of before. I wonder if it's the effect of Lee's crooked schlong. Nautica treats Lee like a sybian because she never really acknowleges him during the sex. In a change, Nautica half bjs half handjobs Lee to completion her mouth which she eventually spits out.
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Release date: 1/24/2005
Reviewed on: 4/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Karen, Camilla, Samantha, Nika, Kelle Marie, Alicia Rhodes, Denis Marti, Renee Pornero, Mason, Tristan Seagal, Jazz Duro, Dark Angel, Lucy Love, Nikki Sun, Victoria Swinger, Angel Dark, McKenzie Lee, Marcus London
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: I had been very impressed with Kat Slater's work over at DVSX feeling that she gave a fresh different look at porn. Or maybe it was the vibe of the BBC porn. McKenzie Lee & Alicia Rhodes: These two dirty birds already drive me randy with their accents before they start making out in the English countryside. You can tell it's the English countryside cause of the immense fog. They go inside and Kat must have a furries fetish cause she gives Alicia bear ears and McKenzie mouse ears to wear. While McKenzie and Alicia get it on, an unidentified flying schlong interrupts their lesbian love. Alicia outshines McKenzie on the stick. Guy switches between McKenzie and Alicia in mish but you don't get to see the switch. Reverse piledriver on McKenzie. Anal on Alicia. Atogm by mckenzie. Big cumshot hits McKenzie in the eyes. She gets some in her mouth and swaps it to Alicia. Very good scene dominated by Alicia. Samantha & Nika: We're in Prague. Samantha is a cute brunette with braids. Nika is a hot blonde with pale skin.
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Release date: 12/31/2004
Reviewed on: 4/2/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Trent Tesoro, Ben English, Dani Woodward, Sativa Rose, Delilah Strong, Tory Lane, Paola Rey
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. A movie driven mostly by its star power. The scenes only involved conventional sex. A frank Tory Lane starts the movie with "enough with the lovey dovey", she wants to fuck. Yes, yes she does in an energetic scene with Ben English. She tosses her top and rips and her thong aside for easy access. Mr. Pete frantically runs up the stairs to meet Paola Rey as you hear distant sirens in the background. They convene to a dark shadowy living room to be joined by Chris Charming. You can tell both of the guys just dig the brazilian bombshell. A flattering Dani Woodward gives us the line that she digs bald guys as an unflattering Ben English shoves his dick on her face. Dani brings her trademark energy but both performer's skin tint red every time the sun hits it. Hell there's no intro to Sativa Rose's scene as she starts off half naked already blowing Chris Charming and Zenza Raggi. Again the scene is a little shadowy but it doesn't really hamper the scene.
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Release date: 11/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/1/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Billy Banks, Melissa Lauren, Poppy Morgan, Yasmene Milan, Nicole Brazzle, Lee Diamond, Nat Turnher, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Dick Logan
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I just wanted to see ADT reviewer Bono-One's first scene. You know... so I can make fun of him. Anyway, I skipped to the last scene where Bono takes his wife, Melissa Lauren, to a blind Lee Diamond for some harmonica lessons. Ahhh the subtle acting where Bono reveals Melissa boobs and starts fondling them right in front of Lee thinking that Lee can't see him. Bono has this big smile and I can't stop snickering at the depravity Melissa has been subjected to. For a girl that's been slapped, choked, beaten, and slugged Louisville style, this scene must be the lowest. No wonder she cheats on him with the not-so-blind Lee. As to the scene itself, Melissa's peroxide hair and pale skin provides a nice contrast to Lee's dark skin and she takes an anal pounding. In a movie of cheating housewives, scene 1 has Katja's husband wanting Katja to work out her ass because it's too big. Ironically, he found her a personal trainer in the name of Sledgehammer. Sledge only works Katja out anally around a gym setup.
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Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/31/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Anita, Rocco Siffredi, Dino, Julie, Frank, Stephanie, Sandra, Tiffany, Anne (ambiguous), Pierre, Fabrice, Trinity, Tanja, Marie, Akira, Pascal, Delphine, Adrianna Laurenti, Tristan Seagal, Joachim Kessef, Anthony Alain, Alina Sun, Corrine, Aurelie, Daryl (Belgium), Karine (English), Coline, Kokol (Congo), Line, Fletcher, Loulou Bais, John P., Tonton Blanc, Jann, Hugh, Fair, Gil, Peggy, Franky
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this was another Rocco movie that I was frustrated with. The movie only had two scenes. Each going about an hour each. The first hour had Rocco nailing the maid, Tanja, until Trinity arrives. Then all hell breaks loose as Trinity is given a strap on and they gang on Tanja. Finally Rocco concentrates on Trinity and boy oh boy does he concentrate on her. Slapping. Choking. Superfucking. Rimming. You name it. They did it. He threw her around like a puppet. Trinity is pretty but not absolutely stunning. Still she shines in an awesome scene. Okay, here comes the frustrating part. The second half of this movie is an orgy scene. Only problem is that all the performers are wearing masks since they're at a masquerade party and the females kept them on. Some condoms were also used. If I wanted to see this crap, I'd go watch Eyes Wide Shut. Sure the sex was really good too but I want to see the freaking women in all their glory. Grrrr....
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Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/29/2005
Studio: 21 Sextury
Starring: Ginger, Sandy, Leslie Taylor, Cindy, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Thomas, Dora Venter, Sandra Shine, Andy Brown, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Andrew Youngman
Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. My third look at a 21sextury.com. This one is directed by a different director than the previous two. Sandy is an adult model out in europe that supposedly has her own agency. I'm going to presume that the girls featured in this movie belong to her agency. Cindy: Cindy is a cute blonde that could pass for Sandy. Either that or white girls all look alike. She meets some guy on a staircase. Weak blowjob before she rides him with her clothes still on. She's vocal and active and eventually the clothes do get pushed to the side. Cumshot splatters on her face. Good scene. Dora Venter: Dora and some dude have some drinks in a room with a bar. The red colour of the walls and ceiling seems to bleed through the video. Good blowjob. It seems like her red lipstick smears on his cock. I'm distracted by how glossy the lipstick appears on video even while she's riding rc. Eventually she gets some anal. Then back to pussy.
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Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/29/2005
Studio: 21 Sextury
Starring: Gary, Frank Gun, Cindy, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Mia Stone, Sandra Shine, Angelina Crow, Alexa May, Mike XL, Lianna, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: John Walton
Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. My second look at a 21sextury.com. The biggest complaint about the last movie I had was lighting and the cold sex. Lianna: Lianna is an olive girl with raven black hair. Good long body with natural boobies. Okay face. May have some gypsy blood in her. She's paired up with a euro Sean Michaels. Really bad blowjob with no mouth movement. Quick edit to doggy. Loud moaning from Lianna. She seems to like him smiling and laughing even though he's trying to look menacing to her. Cumshot mostly hits the tip of her tongue and drips down to her chest. Good scene. Angelina Crow: Angelina is jailed up in an outdoor cage. Lithe girl with black hair. Great abs. Her jailer, Frank Gun, goes and molests her. Decent blowjob through the cage gets him to free her. Frank actually loses his hardon when he lets her out of the cage. They fuck on a park bench. After a while it goes to doggy anal. Moaning seems faked. Angelina mostly has her eyes closed. Maybe bored.
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Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 3/27/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Dark Angel, Roxy Jezel, Melissa Lauren, Bianca Pureheart, Angel Dark, Jasmine Byrne, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: It seems like everyone has to have their own POV line now over at PXP/RLD. Angel Dark: Normally I think Angel is uberhot but she has a hair done like she's a member of a Flock of Seagulls... or she's been to one too many trekkie convention. Tease dildo play in a hot tub. Those boobs are unreal. I don't mean fake... just unbelievable. Weak blowjob is countered by better tittyfucking. Fucking in the hot tob. I wonder with all the suds around if fucking is just a way to clean out her insides. Erik's camerawork is shaky at times but I'm not sure if the pov allows him to have his trademark energy. Angel smiles at the unexpected early pop. Her day is not over yet. With spooge still on his schlong he drives it back into her doggy. Anal. Weird, she goes deeper on the atm than she did on the initial blowjob. Best visual position is the anal mish. When Erik switches a2p, we start seeing some of his trademark high energy. Cumshot hits her on top of the forehead. Good scene. Katja Kassin: Katja is a favourite of mine.
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