Dream Teens 2 (Sin City) Review

Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  4/27/2005

I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy.

Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline. Word of advise, Joey. When you aim the gun, keep it from the victim's face. Especially when she's shown an aversion to facials. Joey doesn't heed my advise and Kelli takes the full blast with her close eyed tight smiled face. The movie's requisite lesbian scene involves Tiffany Holiday and Gwen Jade comforting each other over the whole situation. I do the requisite fast forwarding. The final scene with Billy Glyde and Hannah was made to look like it was lit by the moonlight. It was visually pretty but we have your obvious shadows obscuring things along with the constant soft focus used throughout this movie.

Extras are plenty with interviews, behind the scenes, and director's commentary. I found the bts dull though. From the interviews I would think that they were using the soft focus there too, but it turns out the objects behind the girls are in focus.

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