A Sperm-Load A Day Review

Erik Everhard's first release under Jules Jordan Video: Sperm-Load a Day (Keeps the Doctor Away) should evoke comparison to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed in that the movie emphasises swallowing couple with the heavy uses of mopes. I like Erik's movies in that he's the performer in most of his scenes and he puts an emphasis on dressing up his girls to look pretty similar to Jules Jordan.

• Annette Schwarz & mopes blowbang
• Annette (a, dp, dpp), Erik Evehard, Mr. Pete, Tee Reel, Steve Holmes, and Brian Surewood
• Erika & Erik Everhard (2 mini-scenes with double pops (4 in total) with one of the pop leadup being a pov)
• Rebeca Linares (a, dp), Jerry, Mr. Pete, and Erik
• Rebeca & mopes blowbang
• Chelsie Rae & mopes blowbang
• Cheslie Rae (a, dp), Steve Holmes, and Erik
• Barbie Cummings & mope blowbang
• Barbie (a, dp), Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, and Erik
• Lara Stevens (a, dp, dap, failed multiple attempts at tp with dap), Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, some euro guy, Robert Rosenberg, and Erik

Annette Schwarz is a student in Steve Holmes's Biology 101 class. Today, the class is on throat exploration. You can only imagine what's going to happen. Annette is an animal but the scene is hampered by the low fluorescent lighting due to the high ceilings which causes the camera to go focus hunting sometimes in the scene.

If there's one reason that you should get this video, it is the sheer exceptional beauty of Erika (Everhard?). Blonde girl with a beautiful body, Erik matches her blue-green mascara with a blue-green. The scene starts off with her eating soft-serve ice cream and it is one of the better teases I've seen in a while. Even though we go through 4 pops and she's not that strong at the blowjob, I didn't get bored. However the second half of her scene was hampered by low lighting which again caused the action to defocus. Anyway, Erik told me in Vegas that Erika was a civilian who he shot two movies with and that's it for her.

Rebeca plays an illegal housekeeper forced to service INS while Steve Holmes loses his stepdaughter Chelsie Rae in a poker match. Listening to Steve have to explain to Chelsie, (paraphrased) "Remember that time when you had to go to the hospital and swallow that medicine and you felt better? This is the same thing and it will make things better" which adds to the creep factor. Before Steve introduced his cock to Chelsie after the blowbang with a "You make your stepdaddy so happy...", the viewer was under the idea that Chelsie was his blood daughter.

The best setup of the movie was Steve Holmes's wedding to Barbie Cummings. Tone Capone whines to Lefty Larue confirming that he's the only person at the wedding that hasn't been blown by Barbie. When Father Scaffnetti asks if there's any objections, Tone is given his chance with Steve being all non-chalant.

Lara Stevens scene was a complete clusterfuck in action as guys tried to shove their dicks in any possible hole there could be. I laughed at the attempts at the triple penetration. As soon as one guy tried to put the third dick in, another dick would pop out.

Overall, I thought Erik, released a solid debut for Jules Jordan Video. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.