morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews directed by Mike John (21)
Release date: 8/15/2007
Reviewed on: 8/22/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Sable Simms, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Cody Lane, Paulina James, Bobbi Starr, Audrey Elson
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another example of why Mike John is the best (first) pov director in porn today. This is a raw video in that Mike just gets hot girls in a hotel room, get them comfortable, and have them punch out good to great scenes..
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Release date: 5/22/2007
Reviewed on: 6/6/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mia Bangg, Keeani Lei, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Lorelei Lee, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Lindsey Meadows, Paulina James
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Probably the best gonzo I've seen this year (so far). What I like about the Semen Sipper series is that Mike mixes and matches his scenes as opposed to something like No Cum Dodging Allowed where he overloads the viewers' libido. Every performer in this movie seem to enjoy fucking each other with the one exception being Amy Reid. This exception keeps me from giving this movie a perfect rating.
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Release date: 11/7/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Keeani Lei, Candace Von, Annette Schwarz, Leola Jossi, Ariel Alexus, Lindsey Meadows, Whitney Stevens
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Well this is the first POV Pervert Mike John has released under Jules Jordan Video and it's a 2-dvd doozy. There are eight girls in total that Mike gets to sample and some he goes in for seconds. Lindsey Meadows Keeani Lei (a) Ariel Alexus (a) Leola Jossi Candace Von (double pop) Tiffany (a) Whitney Stevens (a, double pop) Annette Schwarz (a, double pop) Other than the label and the length of the movie, this is a standard mike john pov movie. I didn't find some of the girls attractive but those who love boobs will consider this half a boobaholics anonymous and it is great to watch the tits fly about in missionary and cowgirl on the hotel floor. My favourite scenes were the ones with Lindsey, Keeani, and Annette Schwarz as they just ooze sexuality in facing the camera. One other thing that I noticed about this POV movie that I don't remember in Mike's previous movie is that it seems like he shaved the lower half of his body and left the upper half intact.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 8/29/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Tiffany, Steve Holmes, Kat, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Annie Cruz, Jasmine Byrne, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Lela Star
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to the Semen Sippers series, Sippers feature a similar theme to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series in that the girls swallow except that there's not as much gas at the pump. That is the girls outnumber the guys in the scenes and in this movie it's consistently b/g/g. Jasmine Byrne (a), Kat (a), and Erik Everhard Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany (a), and Erik Gianna, Rayveness, and Sean Michaels Annie Cruz (a, squirt), Sierra Sinn (a), and Sean Jenna Haze (a), Lela Star, and Steve Holmes I like how Mike pairs the girls up in each scene. Jasmine and Kat are both hispanic and easily take things in the pooper. Lorena Sanchez and Tiffany have very similar body types (great ass, great tits, great hair) but different skin colours and different faces. I was really pleased with the pairing of Rayveness and Gianna Michaels since I've always felt that Gianna was Rayveness reloaded with those kahunas and smile. Mike recycle a funny but predictable breast exam scenario to introduce their scene.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/14/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to Mike John's repertoire, Elastic Assholes focuses on the gape of a drilled asshole. Of course that means all the girls get their asses drilled. Usually the guys go after the ass first to where the pussy is a later afterthought. Claire Robbins & Erik Everhard Jasmine Byrne & Manuel Ferrara Taryn Thomas & Erik Everhard Christie Lee & Sean Michaels Naomi (dp, squirt), Erik Everhard, and Mr. Pete Claire Robbins retired last year and she still cute as I remember which makes me wonder how long Mike has held this in the vault. Jasmine and Taryn put in good efforts but the scene of this movie is Christie Lee with a surprising Sean Michaels. Sean has been an understated (in terms of energy) but professional woodsman but he brings out the best in Christie as she squirms on his cock whether it was in her pussy or butt. She can be seen kissing and licking his chest so I guess I can safely say she dug him.
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Release date: 7/18/2006
Reviewed on: 7/17/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jerry, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Lexi Love, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Roxxxy Rush, Riley Mason, Chelsie Rae, Mysti May, Lela Star, Ariel Alexus, Aaron Hampton
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: There had been some controversy when Mike John left his former company. The controversy was that even though Mike was free and able to take his titles over to Jules Jordan Video, his former company thought about releasing shortened titles that were similar to Mike's trademarks. Titles such as Teen Spermaholic and and No Cum Dodging. There's two ways to combat this. One involves lawyers. The other is to make your movies great to the point where despite all the imitations, people know when they're not watching a Mike John movie. This movie is a classic. What surprised me is where I don't recall Mike releasing 2 dvd sets before Racial Tension, he does so again with Spermaholics 5. How does he fill that extra dvd? With enough cocks to make the girls jaws stop working...
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 5/30/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Gianna Michaels, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Sierra Sinn, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Kaci Starr, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is back and his first movie with his new distributor, Jules Jordan video, is an interracial movie which surprised me. Why? Because I had complained in Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series about how the black guy disappears once the blowbang was over, the black men disappear. Naomi (a, dp) with Tee Reel & Mr. Marcus then black mope blowbang (Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, and two other guys) Mysti May with Sean Michaels then black mope gangbang Marie Luv (a, dp) w/ Mr. Pete, Erik Everhard, and James Deen then white mope blowbang (Dick Nasty, Mark Zane, Kyle Stone, and Mike Hash) Kaci Starr (a, dp) with Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, and Tee Reel then black mope blowbang Gianna with Brian Pumper & Sledge Hammer Sierra Sinn (a) with Sean Michaels then all the mopes black and white (gangbang) This is a true interracial movie in most respects. You have black guys doing white girls, white guys doing a black girl, and white and black guys doing a white girl.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Pamela, Amina, Patricia Petite, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I was inspired to watch this classic dvd again since Erik Everhard's Canadian Beaver had Pamela and Patricia Petite. Watching NCDA 1 reminded me how much of a genius Mike was. I mean you had him working in a foreign locale (Montreal) working with mostly unknowns at a time and he was one of the few to capture these Canadian girls at their best. One of the greatest porn scenes in history started off this dvd with covergirl Mercedes going through a gauntlet of guys in an maze of an apartment (with Erik Everhard coming out of the closet heh) at the beginning before ending up in a mini gangbang. I showed this scene to my buddies in Montreal and they were completely shocked at the heat of the scene and how such a beautiful girl could be so dirty. I realised I prefer Patricia in this movie before she became so hardened by the porn business. Three years is a long time in the porn industry.
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Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 1/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dick Nasty, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Victoria Sweet, Lexi Love, Vivian West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Mysti May, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: So I started watching this movie, maybe the last by Mike John for Red Light District and was wondering what made this different different from the No Cum Dodging Allowed series when I saw the usual NCDA blowbang suspects I like to call those "other guys that leave when the real action starts". Well this movie is about them as this was NCDA without the intercourse. We have a series of blowbangs and frankly I get bored with them even though they do involve some titty fucking. By the time Vivian West rolls around, I was surprised to see a quick edit to Nick East fucking her. Then the other guys get their turn in mish with her before blowing their loads down the hatch. I found the interviews before and behind the scenes more interesting. Mysti May who is a gorgeous girl with frilly hair shows off her goofy side by picking her nose and eating it. Claire Robbins starts cracking up when some dude makes a joke while she rims him by saying it's like he was having a mouse in the ass.
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Release date: 11/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/30/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Mike John, Gianna Michaels, Brandy Talore, Sara Stone, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Judging from the movie, Mike John has introduced another great line to his repertoire. As the title suggests, the line focuses boobs boobs boobs and each cumshot comes from the titty fuck. The surprise was that not all the scenes end in the cumshots going down the hatch after watching so many Teenage Spermaholics and No Cum Dodging Allowed movies. The women for the most part were attractive even if you ignored their boobies, especially Misty May who I've never seen before. Her eyes and boobs remind me of Tiana Lynn. Mike has the girls tease us with their boobs to some mellow porn music rather than the metal favoured by Vince Voyeur in Young Ripe Mellons. Some complaints though were the cumshots that Erik Everhard delivered to Brandy Talor and Sara Stone as they were very weak. It looks like Erik was having too much fun with the girls behind the scenes that it makes you wonder if his first pop wasn't caught on camera.
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Release date: 10/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Simone West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Something's not right. I've watched all 6 NCDA movies and the feeling I got from this one is that the scenes are interchangeable. Sure they're all really good if you watch this movie in a vacuum having not seen the series before. The decision to get this movie if you are familiar with the NCDA series depends on whether you dig the girls. Mike sticks to the formula pretty much here as he loads the girls up with cock. All the girls take it in the butt. All the girls pull the dp. The girls swallow every load sometimes using a recepticle to do so. You have the anomaly where the black guys from the blowbang disappear when the full sex scene starts. About the only difference is that Kelly Wells does double anal and boy does that ass gape. I think I'm spoiled with the ways the scenes are set up. Usually the girl (like Taryn's scene) would get interviewed with a little tease. Then we have a cutaway to the girls surrounded by the cocks.
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Release date: 8/2/2005
Reviewed on: 10/8/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Jamie Lee, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Tone Capone, Karina Kay, Jamie Elle, Simone West, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Last Teenage Spermaholic, Mike John incorporated a plot structure to his scenes. In this edition, he incorporates vignettes introduced by the guys in front of the Red Light District brick wall. The image of Tim Von Swine drinking a beer in front of the wall recalls King of the Hill. He explains that many of the stories they put in their scenes are things that actually happened to someone or satirising things that have happened to them. For a play by play, check out Nutty Butty's review: Poor Tim Von Swine can't catch a break. When his fiance wants to make a lingerie video as a wedding gift, she calls up the services of Mike John. Even Mike pauses over the phone when she tells him her address, "Why does this sound so familiar?" He comes over with multitude of guys as his "assistants" and we all know what's going to happen after he suggests Simone would look better with loads of cum in her mouth. Tim's gonna get a video surprise of his wife getting wrecked in all holes. Tim's having the guys over for the game but his TV's broke.
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Release date: 7/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/7/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Michael Stefano, Pink, Penny Flame, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Erin Moore, Kelly Wells, Courtney Cummz, Alicia Alighatti, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Simone West
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another great movie from Mike John, it focuses on swallowing but since there is more than one girl in every scene we also get to see cum swapping. the most striking scene is the first one with statuesque blonde Kelly Wells and statuesque brunette Alicia Alighatti. The contrast between their hair colour was striking as the men just plow their buttholes. Kelly Wells was the star of the show as she not only pulls off a dp but also a dap while Alicia was happy to the a2ogm honours. Penny Flame and Karina Kay are two brunettes that don't give up the butt but their beauty makes up for it. John Strong is the lucky guy in gettin gthe both of them to himself. I don't think it's a good angle for the viewer to have to watch a guy sit in a chair with armrests and have a girl ride him cowgirl because you mostly only get to see her butt and the penetration. Courtney Cummz, a favourite of mine, and Brooklyn Nights both do the dp unlike the first scene. Brooklyn looks better here than I thought she did in Teens Cumming of Age.
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Release date: 5/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/17/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Lain Oi, Jasmine Byrne, Joe Rock, Karina Kay, Lee Bang, Dre, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Man, I've been hooked on the No Cum Dodging Allowed series since Mercedes blew my mind in the first one. Basic premise. Girl does a blowbang. All the cumshots are swallowed. Following the blowbang is a conventional sex scene. Well conventional in the mind of Mike John. Jasmine Byrne: Jasmine Byrne is applying for a secretary position. Mike John as her audition her oral skills on Tone Capone and another guy named Lefty from the RLD warehouse. Great blowjobs abound. Oral also includes some rimming. Finishing them off down the hatch, a group of guys show up to add in their fill. Hmm when it comes to doing Jasmine, it's just the white guys. Dps... atm... lots of load swallowed. Great scene. Karina Kay: Karina is being interviewed on a tacky tiger striped couch. This is my first look at her and she is a cute brunette with big wide eyes and a great body. Karina shows some pretty good oral skills and the guys take it easy on her in the blowbang. Cumshots into a glass so that Karina can drink it all.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/10/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Piper, Piper Austin, Katin, Harmony Rose, Keri Sable, Haley Paige
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: One of the last times we'll probably see Katin in a video... There was a recall on the original batch of POV Pervert 5 because of a reported crash at the Keri Sable scene. RLD has reissued the dvd with this fixed. 4/19/2005 Katin: Katin is looking so hot in the black undies. I don't like the choice of lipstick though. Katin thinks Mike is hot. Gee... I can pretty much guarantee that mike wasn't be able to stop thinking about her after this scene. Hotel room. It's sad when you can identify the hotel from the carpet and the headrest. Good round of blowjobs and tittyfucking. Mish on bed was kind of dark. Good tight doggy where Katin lies flat on her stomach. One cumshot down the hatch. Mike directly goes back to the well for more all the while preparing her ass with lube. Anal and atm. Second pop goes down the hatch and Katin blows us a kiss. Camera edit to where Katin is just cleaning up on Mike and Mike exclaims that she's amazing while she giggles. Piper: Piper is a raven brunette with incredible natural boobies.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I was really impressed with the last edition of this series. Not only did it have knockouts, the sex was great. There is a storyline for this movie. Tim Von Swine learns about the dangers of sports gambling. When he can't pay up his bets to John Strong, his daughter Kat falls victim to John and his henchmen in every way imaginable in a great scene. Kat doesn't seem to be freaked out about her dad being tied up while she's getting some great action. Jake Malone being the great friend he is tries to raise money through a raffle. He raffles off Christie Lee. Everyone's a winner (including Jake himself) in that everyone gets to participate in a blowbang. Steve Holmes gets the ultimate prize of fucking her ass in another great scene. Von Swine is still freaked out about his predicament so he dreams about Sativa Rose to relax.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 12/18/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mike John, Maxine, Missy Monroe, Carmen Hayes, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another round in his trademark POV series, Mike John is probably the best gonzo director out there today. Missy Monroe: Mike plays guess the porn star by not showing her face. We get a strawberry patch tattoo as a clue on her left. Then a matching strawberry dress. But I knew the voice all along as Missy's; especially the way she coos. She's remarkably beautiful like her namesake especially as she flirts with Mike. Great POV scene especially with Missy's espressions. She treats us to some squirts which gets on the camera. I'm not used to seeing Missy give a blowjob without the guy forcing her to go deeper. She just takes her time and eyes the camera rather than practicing her gag reflex. Yes, Mike gets her ass too and gets cleaned atm. I like the way Missy grips the cover in doggy. They switch off on vaginal and anal on the bed and on the floor repeatedly. Not healthy guys. Cumshot out of the titty fucking position down the hatch. Carmen Hayes: Carmen looks dazzling in an RLD top.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 12/9/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Mike John, Billy Banks, Juan Cuba, Lauren Phoenix, Jake Malone, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Tone Capone, Tee Reel, Cris Taliana
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I just wanted to write a quick review to say that this has been my favourite movie for this year; and that yes, I do give 5 stars to movies that deserve them. Mike John is a fucking genius. My favourite scene is with a perky Cris Taliana taking I think 17 loads down the hatch but I'm not good at counting. All the girls are hot. Every scene was great. This movie set the bar for me that the rest of 2004 hasn't matched yet.
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Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/22/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Tiana Lynn, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Destiny Deville, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: My first look at Mike John's third RLD series; my theory is that it will feature hot young chicks that like to eat sperm. Cover shot of Teagan is incredible. From the first frames of this movie, I can notice the lack of RLD watermark which is a good thing. I don't think I've ever seen a Mike John movie with that damn watermark so it may just be him that's not stamping it. Missy Monroe: In an amusing bit, Mike plays the role of Missy's boyfriend who is dropping her off at her porn shoot. He's a little worried thinking that Missy will leave him for a girl since he thinks she does only g-g. Missy flatly denies that she is a lesbian. Meanwhile, Everhard, Stefano, Strong and some black guy are making fun of Mike not knowing any better. When the couple arrives, the guys disappear. Once Mike leaves, we find out Missy's gonna do a mini-gangbang. Well after seeing many Missy movies, her blowjob technique can be summarily described as the self-gagging variety.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 9/6/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, Tony Tedeschi, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Julian St. Jox, Erik Everhard, Claudio Meloni, Romeo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Chris Evans, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Dick Delaware, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Mark Zane, Peter Shaft, Buster Good, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John, Vince Vouyer
Review brief: RLD's Gangbang 3 finally comes out after more than a year of waiting by the fans. Originally names like Selena Silver and Taylor Rain were thrown her around as possible RLD Gangbang girls but a number of circumstances doomed that potential. After much speculation, Roxy Jezel and Missy get the honours. If you want something done the right way, sometimes you just gotta wait. Premise is real simple. Twelve guys one girl. There's only so many holes to share before the guys must think of creative ways to adapt. Roxy Jezel: The movie starts off with interviews of guys confirming that they fucked Roxy before and that she was great. Roxy does a caricature of herself having sex. Roxy, 21, is a short cute half english half asian girl. She has a tremendous tiny ass. Listening to her talk is a blast since she has a heavy English accent. Funny to hear the interviewer admire her nails out of all things. The setting is in this incredible loft. Roxy teases the viewer a bit against the indoor brick wall that's seen on the cover of the DVD.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Mike John, Shawnie, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is unquestionably the best director at Red Light district. Even though I prefer his No Cum Dodging Allowed series, Mike says that POV Pervert is his favourite series. Gee, I wonder why. Lucky bastard. Rayveness: First time that I've seen Rayveness on video. A more mature looking girl with of course raven hair. Nice big natural rack and a big ass. I like her smile but don't dig her makeup. Damn, I really like her smile while she's sucking cock. She's not that much of a deepthroater using her hands a lot for trick pornographical purposes. Mike doesn't seem to care though. She talks in a low whisper during the BJ which is a turn on and is a ball licker.In the missionary position on top of two pillows is where Rayveness reveals how amazing her body is. Her outer labia is slightly furry which I haven't seen before. Her facial contortions as she rides Mike cowgirl make her look like the wicked stepmother from Cinderella. She takes him deep all the way to the base as she squats on him while her gorgeous boobies just dangle.
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