morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews with Trailers directed by Mike John (7)
Release date: 8/15/2007
Reviewed on: 8/22/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Sable Simms, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Cody Lane, Paulina James, Bobbi Starr, Audrey Elson
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another example of why Mike John is the best (first) pov director in porn today. This is a raw video in that Mike just gets hot girls in a hotel room, get them comfortable, and have them punch out good to great scenes..
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Release date: 5/22/2007
Reviewed on: 6/6/2007
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mia Bangg, Keeani Lei, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Lorelei Lee, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Lindsey Meadows, Paulina James
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Probably the best gonzo I've seen this year (so far). What I like about the Semen Sipper series is that Mike mixes and matches his scenes as opposed to something like No Cum Dodging Allowed where he overloads the viewers' libido. Every performer in this movie seem to enjoy fucking each other with the one exception being Amy Reid. This exception keeps me from giving this movie a perfect rating.
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Release date: 11/7/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Keeani Lei, Candace Von, Annette Schwarz, Leola Jossi, Ariel Alexus, Lindsey Meadows, Whitney Stevens
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Well this is the first POV Pervert Mike John has released under Jules Jordan Video and it's a 2-dvd doozy. There are eight girls in total that Mike gets to sample and some he goes in for seconds. Lindsey Meadows Keeani Lei (a) Ariel Alexus (a) Leola Jossi Candace Von (double pop) Tiffany (a) Whitney Stevens (a, double pop) Annette Schwarz (a, double pop) Other than the label and the length of the movie, this is a standard mike john pov movie. I didn't find some of the girls attractive but those who love boobs will consider this half a boobaholics anonymous and it is great to watch the tits fly about in missionary and cowgirl on the hotel floor. My favourite scenes were the ones with Lindsey, Keeani, and Annette Schwarz as they just ooze sexuality in facing the camera. One other thing that I noticed about this POV movie that I don't remember in Mike's previous movie is that it seems like he shaved the lower half of his body and left the upper half intact.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 8/29/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Tiffany, Steve Holmes, Kat, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Annie Cruz, Jasmine Byrne, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Lela Star
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to the Semen Sippers series, Sippers feature a similar theme to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series in that the girls swallow except that there's not as much gas at the pump. That is the girls outnumber the guys in the scenes and in this movie it's consistently b/g/g. Jasmine Byrne (a), Kat (a), and Erik Everhard Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany (a), and Erik Gianna, Rayveness, and Sean Michaels Annie Cruz (a, squirt), Sierra Sinn (a), and Sean Jenna Haze (a), Lela Star, and Steve Holmes I like how Mike pairs the girls up in each scene. Jasmine and Kat are both hispanic and easily take things in the pooper. Lorena Sanchez and Tiffany have very similar body types (great ass, great tits, great hair) but different skin colours and different faces. I was really pleased with the pairing of Rayveness and Gianna Michaels since I've always felt that Gianna was Rayveness reloaded with those kahunas and smile. Mike recycle a funny but predictable breast exam scenario to introduce their scene.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/14/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Another fine addition to Mike John's repertoire, Elastic Assholes focuses on the gape of a drilled asshole. Of course that means all the girls get their asses drilled. Usually the guys go after the ass first to where the pussy is a later afterthought. Claire Robbins & Erik Everhard Jasmine Byrne & Manuel Ferrara Taryn Thomas & Erik Everhard Christie Lee & Sean Michaels Naomi (dp, squirt), Erik Everhard, and Mr. Pete Claire Robbins retired last year and she still cute as I remember which makes me wonder how long Mike has held this in the vault. Jasmine and Taryn put in good efforts but the scene of this movie is Christie Lee with a surprising Sean Michaels. Sean has been an understated (in terms of energy) but professional woodsman but he brings out the best in Christie as she squirms on his cock whether it was in her pussy or butt. She can be seen kissing and licking his chest so I guess I can safely say she dug him.
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Release date: 7/18/2006
Reviewed on: 7/17/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jerry, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Lexi Love, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Roxxxy Rush, Riley Mason, Chelsie Rae, Mysti May, Lela Star, Ariel Alexus, Aaron Hampton
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: There had been some controversy when Mike John left his former company. The controversy was that even though Mike was free and able to take his titles over to Jules Jordan Video, his former company thought about releasing shortened titles that were similar to Mike's trademarks. Titles such as Teen Spermaholic and and No Cum Dodging. There's two ways to combat this. One involves lawyers. The other is to make your movies great to the point where despite all the imitations, people know when they're not watching a Mike John movie. This movie is a classic. What surprised me is where I don't recall Mike releasing 2 dvd sets before Racial Tension, he does so again with Spermaholics 5. How does he fill that extra dvd? With enough cocks to make the girls jaws stop working...
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 5/30/2006
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Gianna Michaels, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Sierra Sinn, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Kaci Starr, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Mike John is back and his first movie with his new distributor, Jules Jordan video, is an interracial movie which surprised me. Why? Because I had complained in Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series about how the black guy disappears once the blowbang was over, the black men disappear. Naomi (a, dp) with Tee Reel & Mr. Marcus then black mope blowbang (Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, and two other guys) Mysti May with Sean Michaels then black mope gangbang Marie Luv (a, dp) w/ Mr. Pete, Erik Everhard, and James Deen then white mope blowbang (Dick Nasty, Mark Zane, Kyle Stone, and Mike Hash) Kaci Starr (a, dp) with Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, and Tee Reel then black mope blowbang Gianna with Brian Pumper & Sledge Hammer Sierra Sinn (a) with Sean Michaels then all the mopes black and white (gangbang) This is a true interracial movie in most respects. You have black guys doing white girls, white guys doing a black girl, and white and black guys doing a white girl.
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