No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 (Red Light District) Review

Man, I've been hooked on the No Cum Dodging Allowed series since Mercedes blew my mind in the first one. Basic premise. Girl does a blowbang. All the cumshots are swallowed. Following the blowbang is a conventional sex scene. Well conventional in the mind of Mike John.

Jasmine Byrne:

Jasmine Byrne is applying for a secretary position. Mike John as her audition her oral skills on Tone Capone and another guy named Lefty from the RLD warehouse. Great blowjobs abound. Oral also includes some rimming. Finishing them off down the hatch, a group of guys show up to add in their fill. Hmm when it comes to doing Jasmine, it's just the white guys. Dps... atm... lots of load swallowed. Great scene.

Karina Kay:

Karina is being interviewed on a tacky tiger striped couch. This is my first look at her and she is a cute brunette with big wide eyes and a great body. Karina shows some pretty good oral skills and the guys take it easy on her in the blowbang. Cumshots into a glass so that Karina can drink it all. One dude accidentally cums on another guy's hip but the other guy doesn't seem to freak out and Karina licks it off anyway.

We then see Karina with a teal bra that clashes with the blue sheets on the bed. Manuel Ferrara eats and fingers her for a bit getting some of her juices on the camera lens. Hottest part of the scene was when Manuel fucks her in standing doggy while she holds onto a bedpost and she licks the bedpost. Big squirt coming onto the camera lens out of this position. Lens is just dripped wet. It's like Karina is amazed with Manuel's magic. Great chemistry between the two

Marie Luv:

Mike comments on the stupid scenarios he's been putting in his movies. He tells Marie that he's not doing that for her scene. Just sex. Marie describes what she likes to do with the spooge including some gargling, blowing cum bubbles, and letting it drool down her neck.

Marie's sweat/makeup reflects the light during the blowbang. The guys don't go easy on her like they did Karina. I guess it's sweat because her face becomes a reflective mess during sex. Hard dps. Loud screaming from Marie at this point. Very good scene.

Lain Oi:

I met Lain last year at Erotica LA. She looked like Rosanna Arquette from Pulp Fiction. Remember that scene where the dealer tries to set Vinnie up with a girl and Vinnie asks if she was one with all that shit (piercings) on her face? Well that's what I thought when I met her. I have never seen her on video until now. She looks very different without any of the piercings. Like Janice from the muppets. I think every blonde white chick with big lips look like Janice by the way. She has a great body accentuated by great tits.

Lain gets a multiracial blowbang. She swallows two round of cum before the sex start. Like in Jasmine's scene, the interracial aspect disappears when it comees to fucking. Everhard gives her a pounding and Lain is a screamer. The guys just toss her around like a puppet. Another great scene.

Lauren Phoenix:

I'm biased. Lauren Phoenix is tall, beautiful, and Canadian. Besides I've seen this in person already. Two round of blowbangs. One with interracial; one without. Guess which group of guys get to do her... That's right... the honkies. Every hole was filled at the same time in many moments in what I must say is a great scene. At time it got so crowded I think Mike had problems putting the camera in the action. I don't know if it's because she's Canadian, but Lauren's cursing gets repetitive. Lauren's skin is flushed and you can see her eyes get glassy at times. At least I know the magic recipe. Mike saved the roughest for last. Great scene.

Behind the Scenes:

Behind the scenes show the guys can't keep their cocks away from the girls even during the breaks. They play off like a couple of mini bonus scenes. There's some familiar looking guys near the end. I can't place my finger on it. Mike John has another masterpiece here in a line of masterpieces.

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