morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews directed by Brandon Iron (17)
Release date: 11/17/2006
Reviewed on: 12/18/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Jessica, Autumn, Princess, Alena, Phoebe, Gabriella Banks, Renee Pornero, Joselyn Pink, Jessica Sexin, Shannon Kelly, Jamie Elle, Brooklyn Night, Jasmine Tame, Vanessa Videl, Sadie Summers, Lilia, Miss Meadow, Marissa Marcelle, Alektra Blue, Jenna Presley, Veronica Rayne, Katrina Isis, Geena Ginger, Katalina Linda, Codi Star, Carrie Ann, Lorena Sanchez, Sonia Lopez, Vixen Fire, Aubrey Addams, Sabara, Raquel Amante, Emily Evermoore, Piper Parker, Loretta Loren, Ryaan Reynolds, Bianca Valentino, Misty Magenta, Allison Pierce, Jasse Monroe, Lindsay Kay, Sasha Grey, Kandi Hart, Marli Jane, Bailey Brook, Mae, Tabatha Tucker, Taylor Nixx, Katarina Kat
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 9/14/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Isabel Ice, Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing with the Baker's Dozen series especially when you've seen all previous 8 of them is that things get kind of repetitive. That is you get a hot chick, closed-eye, waiting around for streams and streams of hot jizz to coat her face and the ending mess has you wonder, "Wait, haven't I seen this before?" Karina Kay & Manuel Ferrara then mope blowbang and one lucky fuck w/ Kyle Stone Isabel Ice (a) & Brandon Iron then blowbang Aubrey Addams - 3 rounds of blowbangs Brianna Love (a) & Brandon then blowbang At heart this is a bukkake series with sex thrown in and Brandon doesn't deviate from the formula. I thought all the girls were very attractive in different ways although I can say that there is a similarity in placing Audrey Addams and Brianna Love back to back. Brandon must've kept the Karina Kay scene in the vault since last year but it is a different look for her as she is blonde and still has that lust for Manuel Ferrara even though they've worked together many times before.
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Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Well, it's been a year since Brandon Iron release another Good Source of Iron and you can tell some of the scenes are older by looking at the performers. Alekta Blue does not have her implants in this movie and Courtney Simpson sports fresh scars from a car accident she had over a year ago. Jamie Huxley blowbang Alektra Blue blowbang Kara Mynor gangbang Jamie Huxley blowbang Courtney Simpson & Brandon Iron (POV) Jamie Huxley & Michael Stefano then blowbang Haley Scott blowbang Jamie Huxley blowbang From the scenes, this movie could've been renamed a Good Source of Jamie Huxley as she has 4 blowbangs and a regular b/g scene! Jamie is a pretty girl in an unconventional way similar in appearance to Michelle Lay. I'd say she is a younger version of Michelle and she does display a remarkable hunger for spooge even if one or two shots may be off-coloured. Haley Scott would probably agree that there may be such a thing as too much spooge as she nearly coughs out the off coloured cum-shots.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 6/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jada Fire, Manuel Ferrara, Mia Bangg, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Amy Ried, Sasha Knox, Annette Schwarz
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The thing I like most about Brandon's movies is his enthusiasm for what he is shooting. He always seems to be having fun joking or talking to the girls behind the scenes and this is best exemplified in his 50 to 1 series. Even in the Baker's Dozen series where you normally would have a poor girl await a more than a dozen cums plashes on her face, you can see how he tries to make things goofy and loose even incorporating it into the story. Amy Reid & Brandon then a BD blowgang with Sasha Knox Mia Bangg (a), Jada Fire (a), and Manuel Ferrara then a BD gangbang assisted by Hillary Scott Annette Schwarz with Jake Malone then a BD blowbang You have Amy Reid screaming out she hates voyeurs (this is an inside joke) when she spots all the mopes hungrily awaiting her. You have Annette faced with a bumby police lineup as she tries to identify the sex offender in the story. All in all the girls have a good time even though ounces and ounces of jizz coat their face. The girl's looks weren't all my cup of tea.
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Release date: 5/10/2006
Reviewed on: 6/5/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: April Flowers, Diane, Shasta, Faith, Desiree, Venus, Capri, Billie Britt, Ashley Brooks, Kristy, Sharka Blue, Regan Anthony, Jordan Fleiss, Kelly Wells, Jacqueline Summers, Tia Sweets, Sophia Castello, Nikki Hilton, Sophie Dee, Rebeca Linares, Alexis Silver, Bailey Brooks, Marquetta Jewel, Heather Zatch, Nina Estes, Ginger Taylor, Mysti May, Lilliana Monroe, Dylan Ryder, Lynn Pleasant, Destiny Love, Kimberly Price, Aaralyn Barra, Maya Hills, Carla Harvey, Jenni Morrison, Taylor Hilton, Jessie Jewels, Nikki Grind, Raven Sky, Amber Rayne, Violet Marcell, Addison Rose, Aspen Tylor, Kaci Kay, Sanya, Cassidy Blue, Diana Doll, Sabrina Lewis, Mahlia Milian, Aza Haze
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Release date: 4/13/2006
Reviewed on: 5/21/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Cassandra, Samantha, Toni Ribas, Sharka Blue, Malezia, Kimmie Cream, Joe Rock, Patrik, Rebeca Linares, Suzie Diamond, Shanice, Judy Star, Sandra Kalerman, Maya Hills
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: You could say that Piggies 8 is a continuation of Piggies 7 in that he includes a couple of girls from his trip to Montreal. As I remarked, the Montreal scenes were weaker than the rest of the movie in 7 that I shudder to think what had happened if he had made a Piggie movie with only the Montreal scenes from 7 and 8. Maya Hills & Brandon Iron Shanice & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Sharka Blue (squirting, a) & Toni Ribas Judy Star (fj & bj only) & Joe Rock Sandra Kalerman & Patrik Kimmie Kream & Joe Rock (fj & bj only) Rebecca Linares & Toni Ribas Samantha & Joe Rock Suzie Diamond & Brandon Cassandra & Joe Rock (fj and bj only) Again, I preferred the scenes Brandon shot outside of Montreal (LA for Maya and Prague for the euro girls). Toni Ribas and Brandon are stronger performers than Joe Rock. The scenes are shot better in terms of lighting and the fact that the focus isn't going bonkers.
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Release date: 3/9/2006
Reviewed on: 4/3/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Cassandra, Victoria, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Bambi, Chole, Page Turner, Michelle Christian, Renee Pornero, Katie Rae, Desire Moore, Malezia, Georgia Southe, Holly Wellin, Hailey Young, Kimmie Cream, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Brianna Love, Jackie Ashe, Rosanna Rose, Ria Lynn, Nikki Nievez, Freddie Elle, Shanice, Sandy Simmers, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Angelina Bonet, Jessica Jammer, Emma Jade, Marissa Jayden, Susie Ink, Trista Tanner, Dasani Lezian, Roxxxy Rush, Sasha Knox, Crystal Heart, Leah Stevenson, Kaci Starr, Ashley Cobain, Cosette, Hunter Paige, Laura Seacord, Lyndsay Layne, Tasha Petite, Vicky Valentine, Violet Hughes, Stephanie Renee, Jaylie Zane, Shawna Lenee, Vandal Vyxen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: The whole concept of 50 to 1 is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state. Sometimes, the girls are coming off another scene he shot. Sometimes, the girls are auditioning in his office. Sometimes I guess they're coming by to pick up the check and he has an impromptu shoot. All of the scenes involve pov blowjobs, many involve footjobs, but some girls get fucked and some take it in the ass. I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but geeze, it seems like Brandon was in a hurry to get 50 girls tally and out of the way. He should just put the hundred or two hundred dollar away and not shoot some of these girls.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alex Rox, Juan Cuba, Bishop, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Jasmine Tame, Ace, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Jenner, Mike Blaze, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Wow, I can't decide now. When I saw Baker's Dozen 5 last year, I figured that it was the best of the series. I mean how can you beat Alektra, Delilah, and Jeanie Marie getting glazed over the way they were? I had complained in Baker's Dozen 7 about having Hailey Young only as a side girl, and BD6 proves me right. This girl completely rocks. She is a little thin though and you can see pools of sweat and drool accumulated on her little body dimples when she takes on the Baker's Dozen. Her one on one scene with Brandon was good but the highlight is when she gets tired of blowbanging the dozen insisting that she wanted to get fucked and you see this black guy in sunglasses (lefty larue?) who is quite a comedian in some other movies I've seen him in bowling over and laughing at their fortune. The Courtney scene is introed by a funny insider scenario.
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Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Layla, Katie Rae, Lisa Sparxxx, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Alicia Alighatti
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another edition of the Baker's Dozen, the series features a one on one scene first which comes to a finish before a group of male riff raffs invade the scene to glaze their faces, sometimes with another girl acting as a "cleanup girl". Katie Ray & Michael Stefano, then joined by the Baker's Dozen & Lisa Sparxxx blowbang Layla Rivera & Brandon Iron, then joined by the BD & Hailey Young gangbang (in Max Hardcore's house) Alicia Alighatti & Michael Stefano, then BD blowbang Hillary Scott & the BD (blowbang) All of the girls did anal in their one and one scene and I liked Alicia's pairing with Stefano the most out of the one on one. However, my favourite portion of the movie was with beautiful dainty Hailey Young, which partly disappoints me because my copy of Baker's Dozen 6 featuring her was stolen before I even got a chance to watch/review it. She stole the show from Layla when the Baker's Dozen turned out to be a gangbang. Having met Layla in Vegas, I prefer her unenhanced as she is shown in this movie.
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Release date: 12/1/2005
Reviewed on: 12/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Chloe, Naomi, Michael Stefano, Hailey Young, India Summer, Joe Rock, Patricia Petite, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Riley Shy, Vandal Vyxen, Melany Jolie
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I was a little disappointed in this movie. I'm a fan of pretty feet but haven't revisited the Piggies series since 4. Naomi & Michael Stefano Patricia Petite & Joe Rock Brianna Love, Bambi, and Brandon Iron Zophia Myaw & Joe Rock Marquetta Jewel & Sean Michaels Chloe & Joe Rock Hailey Young & Brandon India Summer & Joe Rock Melany XXX & Brandon You get two distinct parts for this movie as Brandon mixes in some of the girls he shot in America with some Canadians from his trip to Montreal. I loved the American scenes from Naomi's sultry acknowledgement of the camera when getting fucked to the banter of Hailey Young and Brandon about her feet. Brianna Love and Bambi put together the best scene of the movie and Marquetta puts in a sensual performance with Sean. So what was wrong with the Canadian side? The camera seems to be different as the video seemed to be soft and fuzzier; most apparent in the Patricia Petite scene. I was only into the Zophia Myaw footjob/blowjob scene because of her stunning beauty.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Okay, imagine if you took a bunch of standard PXP/RLD bonus scenes, say about 50, and threw them together into 2 dvds. That's what you get with 50 to 1. When I described this concept to another reviewer, that person passed but I loved this idea. Often I enjoy the bonus scenes/behind the scenes of a dvd because you figure out more about the girl as she is being interviewed and is presented in a less made up state. Brandon Iron has mentioned in the forums that this movie is cheaper to shoot than his other series such as Baker's Dozen and Good Source of Iron and I can understand why. The reason is that Brandon and every other director that does bonus scenes are double dipping with the girls. When they're done with a scene for his other series or when he auditions them for the other series, the girls will often agree to more for only a little extra. This is usually put in as the bonus scene of a dvd.
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 9/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Mandingo, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Toni Ribas, Juan Cuba, Mark Zane, Delilah Strong, Ryan Knox, Natalie Knoxx, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I wanted to chime in with the rest of the many reviewers that Brandon has a winner with this Baker's Dozen. This is my first look at an Alektra Blue scene even though I've already met her in person once or twice. Alektra is a pretty brunette with beautiful blue eyes and a similar look to Venus with her angular chin. She's rather thin though and you can see the bottom of her spine stick out when she's in doggy. She's paired with Toni Ribas in a good scene where he tosses her around. When he spreads her butt, her skin tone suggest she has been using a spray on tan cause the inner portion of her butt wasn't tanned in. She gives up the butt to Toni before we get to see the Baker's Dozen, where the girl participates in a blowbang that ends in bukkake style facials before the girl eats it up. The most disturbing thing about the dozen is the very first cumshot.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Melissa Lauren, Deja Daire, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Alicia Alighatti, Jackie Ashe, Jackie Diaz
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: As you can tell by the other 5 or 6 reviews, that's a lot of spooge that's been dispensed. This is my first look at the GSoI series on video and I thought it'd be like No Cum Dodging Allowed. Well there's plenty of swallowing but plenty of facials too. More swallowing though. After a while the girl's faces seem more like glasses with pretty eyes staring back at you. Each girls are in multiple scenes. There is some sex thrown in couple of scenes. Kelly Wells must be a glass of white zinfandel near the end cause her skin was so blushed. Well okay red, but the white cream at the end mixes with the red. Alicia Alighatti is not wearing her blue contacts which was a sudden change for me.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Candy Sweet, Lynn Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Luci Thai, Hillary Scott, Lexxi Ripa, Monique LaRue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this is a showcase for Hillary Scott. If you want the details, check out Linus very descriptive review. Hillary looks very flattering on the cover. She's in several scenes paired with different girls in a blowbang. The other girls also act as cleanup for this bukkake themed video. Watching Hillary get drenched with her hair and skin tone bring back shades of Bisexual Britni. Except Hillary of course is hotter. I liked her sex scene the best and I like her pairing with Lexxi Ripca more than Monique LaRue (who could pass for Anne Howe aka Melissa Ashley). Amanda Warren is more commonly known by Luisa Rosso. I think she's okay looking. The deep voice doesn't bother me as much as it should. I'm not much of a Luci Thai fan despite the great body on her. I would've preferred to see her partner Candi Sweet bear the brunt of the spunk. All the girls did anal and atms. The cleanup girls are only around for the blowbang.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Brooke, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Ben English, Lara Stevens, Anna Nikova, Tyla Wynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another quick & dirty review, both Bono and Linus did great breakdowns of the scenes in their reviews. I really liked this movie. One of my favourite past times is to take pictures of pretty women whether they be friends, models, porn stars, or girls from the past. Each scene starts off with a photoshoot of the girls before the sex. Sammie Rhodes scene featured some squirting which is a first from her and a great cumshot out of the titty fuck streaking her cleavage face and hair. The scene seemed underexposed with a reddish tint. An early Tyla Winn with Sean Michaels scene comes next. We find out from the bts that it's only her 7th scene and sean is the first black man she's ever been with. I wonder how long Brandon had been sitting on this scene since Tyla looks noticeably different from other movies I've seen her. Almost like Alex Devine with a rack. The setting is a bit dark with lots of shadows especially when Sean blocks the light. The best part is Tyla's dirty talk.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/13/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Mike John, Mick Blue, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Selena Silver, Dani Woodward, Missy Monroe, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Kathleen Kruz, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Isabella Soprano, Scott Nails
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: So I was really excited when I heard two of my favourite things in porn were to be in this dvd. Dani Woodward and pretty feet; and the two are not necessarily exclusive. I don't think I have a foot fetish in the sense that I view it sexually but my fascination in girl's feet has scared away some of my prospective suitors. So what the hell do I know? I like pretty feet just like I like delicate hands. Anyway, I wrote Brandon months back gushing about the prospect of this movie and he sent me back a less than enthusiastic response. Apparently he preferred Ten Little Piggies 3 to the shooting of this one. Maybe he was just putting the hard sell on 3 for me but that certainly wasn't the way to go about it. So it delayed my getting this movie. Anyway this movie starts off on an ominous tone literally with menu music that sounds like it was straight out Deliverance. Selena Silver, Eva Angelina, and Mick Blue: Well everybody knows Selena by now. This is the best I've seen her so far in terms of videogenic beauty.
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Release date: 3/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/12/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Cassandra, Katrina, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Cherie Potter, Shanny, Lexus Locklear, Caprice [IV]
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: History or Why I got/reviewed this movie: I love Montreal, probably the greatest sex city in North America. It's not uncommon to see a nice beautiful anglican church right next to a great strip club. As a kid, I would go into the red light district, just so I could play video games. The video game arcades would also have these peep show machines. Call me pavlov cause I started to think that porn was cool in the same way Pac Man was cool. So coming from Montreal, I had an affinity for french canadian girls. Quebecois women are distinctly different from French girls. Whether it's the uglier accent or the more laid back personalities, I can't put my finger on what makes them different. Maybe it's the lack of hairy armpits. My meager knowledge of french was mainly used to pick up these women during college. Despite the communication barriers, they had no problems letting their intentions known. So when I heard the Hardcore Training series from Red Light District was shot in Montreal, I decided to get one of them to relive my youth.
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