Gothsend Review

Gia Jordan, Mikayla Cox, and Kris Slater:

Gia Jordan starts off this scene walking through a cemetary although this may be trick pornography. Some special effects add to the gloomy mood including a scratched film effect. Gia's donning a purple wig but otherwise looks the same as the cute little girl with the great ass. Even with the zombie makeup. She has a monologue about what she thinks happens after death and then somehow the subject switches to controlling her orgasms.She diddles herself on top of a cross tombstone. She holding a cross necklace and some rosaries while desecrating the stone. There's possibly some symbolism here but I try not to think too hard about porn.

Then it's Mikayla's turn to diddle herself in front of her own tombstone. This tombstone looks fake. I have no idea what Mikayla looks like without the goth glop. She's wearing a black wig. She has small misshapened torpedo implants.

Kris Slater shows up to get some loving. Kris looks completely different with the makeup but looks like every other goth band member that I've seen. Both girls feed on the cock like vampires. The girls get vaginally fucked for a while. The background is almost pitch black to represent the night although there is a faint blue light which shows that they're not actually doing it in the cemetary. Kind of like the opposite of the artistic empty white space. Mikayla gives up the butt while Gia does the ATOGM duties. Cumshot landed mostly on Mikayla's chin. The sex focused too much on Mikayla simply because she was willing to give up the butt. I prefer Gia mostly because of her looks.

Chloe Dior, Angelica Sin, and Sascha:

The opening monologue by the girls talking about how sexy goth is. The scene is a goth euro disco. I was hoping for ABBA on the soundtrack while Chloe dances around a strippers pole. Angelica explains goth is sexy because you're in control and smacks a flail around to make her point.

Chloe is attractive but she has fake boobs. Her makeup makes her look like Harley Quinn from Batman. Angelica looks goth without makeup. Maybe it's the fact she past her prime half a decade. Angelica has even bigger fake boobs. Sascha looks like every other goth band dude. Angelica gets all the cock. Chloe only helps out on Angelica. Guess she's a goth lesbian. The sex was really good with Angelica and Sascha. She's all nice and greased up with sweat, gives a great blowjob, and gave up the butt. Too bad she's hard to look at. Closed-eye facial. Chloe really didn't add anything to the scene.

Little Bit and Master Liam:

Before the scene is a warning that this scene is done by professionals. Master Liam is an expert in sadism. I wonder if you can go to school and get a degree. If so, would it be it a Master of Arts in Sadism or a Master of Science in Sadism? Is beating the hell out of someone a science to be done safely or is it an artform with the human pain and suffering as the canvas. The degree wouldn't be any less credible than Sharon Mitchell's doctorate.

Little Bit must be short for either little bit attractive or little bit fuggly. She has small droppy tits and a bad body and this is before Liam cuffs her up and adds these lovely red welts all over her body with the use of whips and flails. Master Liam sounds like a badass but he looks like a dwarf member of the village people with his silly biker cap. He wields two flails like nunchucks. I can't decide on whether the soundtrack should be "Macho Man" or Enter the Dragon.

So after the thorough beating is an actual sex scene. Passive blowjob from Bit. Her mouth is just a vessel for Liam to stick his dick in. Vaginal in mish. Anal in doggy reveals all the red welts and bruises on her thighs. Wood killer. For someone who's prolific with the whip and flail, Liam can't aim his cumshot. It just drops straight down from his cock.

Melanie, Nikki Hunter, Shay Lamar, and Kris Slater:

Nikki is wearing black lipstick which detracts from her looks. Melanie looks like Brigitte Nielsen. Her goth look is wearing a biker's beret. Shay is probably the best looking girl in the movie with her raven hair. They play with each other first before Kris joins them. There's this point where Kris crouches and waits for them to crawl to him. The pose looks like Fred Durst's in the limp bizkit video Rollin'.

All the girls show good oral skills. Nikki apparently likes the taste of armor-all in licking vinyl. Maybe there's too many girls for Kris. I thought the best pairing was with Melanie. I found Nikki to be annoying and Shay to be lame in the sack. Once Melanie gets the anal, it's all melanie from there. No ATM. Cumshot spread on the girls faces with the girls swapping to make sure each gets an equal amount.

Lisa Marie & Jezebelle Bond:

Lisa Marie and Jezebelle on a multi-coloured stage that could pass for one at a strip club. Lisa Marie normally looks like Jenna Elfman but I barely recognise her with the orange wig. Jezebelle goes for the goth look in every other movie I've seen with her so the green wig doesn't look out of place with her. They work each other with toys. I'm not normally into lesbian scenes, but this one was decent just because of the contrast of the wigs made for a colourful scene against the dark background.

Reina Leone & Joe Friday:

I wonder if Reina and Joe dress like that during a Policeman's Halloween Ball. It reminds me of that joke where a female motorist coyly asks a state trooper if she could buy a ticket to a policeman's ball to which he responds, "Maam, state troopers don't have balls."

Reina doesn't looks so good zombified. Joe is wearing a black wifebeater with a skull on it. It doesn't make him Goth. It makes him a zombie Punisher! I hope Marvel doesn't catch wind of this. They do it on metallic silver sheets. Reina has average oral skills. Vaginal sex in a couple of positions before Reina takes a facial. There's little contrast between the spooge and her pale makeup. This was a decent scene.