Ring Sluts Review

This year in AEE 2004, I saw this huge octagon shaped booth that was manned by a company I had never heard of before. Cherry Boxxx. I enjoyed the bevy of girls that were available to sign but I couldn't tell the distinction that this new company was going to set out for itself. So I checked out this title and figured this would be interesting. I love boxing and I love women. Ironically, I hate women's boxing; not for the idea but for the lack of quality. The premise of this movie is girls having sex in a boxing ring and that's it. The girls on the cover, however are hot, so...

Jassie:

Jassie is a very cute half-asian that needs to eat more. The thing I dig about her most is her freckles. She steps in the ring. Right away I notice the lighting makes the scenery and Jassie seem bleached. She teases us for a bit before she is joined by some skinhead. I've seen this guy before in a Barely Legal movie with Jassie so I'm guessing it's her ex-boyfriend. His pale skin doesn't contrast with Jassie's skin at all.

Eating out session while she's resting against the turnbuckle. Jassie has marginal blowjob skills never going beyond the tip of the schlong. They fuck in a number of positions around the ring. One position Rocky wishes he was in was when the dude sat in the corner with Jassie riding him RC while she hangs on to the middle ropes. Cumshot around the mouth. This was a bland sex scene.

Lauren Phoenix:

I've reviewed Lauren before in A.N.A.L. 3. Lauren's got a confidence around her which makes her talking so much sexier. She straddles the middle rope and plays with herself and then teases the camera. The bell rings and some overmuscular guy rushes her.

Lauren's groans and moans are sexy. Too bad they're fake when the guy isn't doing anything. Unlike the previous scene, she actually lays on her back in the ring. Imagine all the sweat, blood, dirt and grime that's been on that ring mat. Lauren gives the guy a great blowjob of course which is par for her with plenty of shaft and ball licking. Lauren looks great being hammered from any angle. I noticed the lighting was better here. After a while you can see beads of sweat accumulate between her tits. Weak cumshot that misses her tongue and face. This was a decentscene if only for Lauren.

Crystal Ray:

Nicknamed by one of colleagues as porn's most annoying woman, Crystal Ray is a tall bottle blonde girl with a nice big honker of a nose and a very naughty smile. I dig her a lot for all the reasons he may hate her. She's coy, she's flirty, and she talks a bit of a mean streak. She's wearing pink underwear that barely contrast against her skin tone. I'm not sure how much of that is because of the lighting. She joins some guy outside of the ring (?) and gives a blowjob from a small couch against a garage door background. WTF?

Well Crystal Ray has proven to me over many movies that she has great blowjob skills and she goes deep all the way to the base with the smile of the crooked teeth. Crystal has a great body and it is exhibited when he returns the favour. While she's riding cowgirl away from the camera she keeps her face turned towards to the camera just to show off how videogenic her sex faces are. She might as well have thrown in a wink or two. She takes a facial. This was another decent scene due to mostly the girl.

Kelly:

Never seen this girl before. Kelly is a short girl with blonde hair and good tits. She's wearing a red set of undies which match with the ring ropes. The ring is set against a whitespace background. She puts her bra on so she could face the guy who is sitting on that same damn couch except this time it's in the ring. Kelly shows good blowjob skills. The guy has a small dick. Well she's cute at least.

They fuck in a number of position never using the ring or the ropes, just the couch. Her sex faces are filled with ridges like the lizard people of V. Cumshot on the tongue. This was an okay scene. I'd like to see Kelly again.

Aria:

I have no idea what ethnicity Aria is although I venture to guess that she's hispanic. She has very strong facial features that you either like or don't like. In a way she reminds of Brooke Shields with that hair. She has also small implants that look good on her. This time it's a big couch but it is outside the ring. I have no idea who the dude is again.

Aria has great blowjob skills and munches the balls. The dude really drives it home into Aria in the doggie position with her face pressed against the couch. Aria has a really muscular back and shoulders I must say. He makes her hold her breath on his dick in between positions. There's also some spitting into each other's mouths. While she's riding him cowgirl, she gets so into it that she starts squirting all over him... or she lost control of her bladder. This continues on throughout the scene in some other positions. Cumshot misses everything. He must not have studied projectile motion in physics. Other than that this was pretty damn good scene.

Rhiannon Bray:

I don't like Rhiannon's look so much. She sort of looks like she could be Kaylynn's not as attractive cousin. I actually recognise the guy in this scene and it's Barrett Blade. She has shallow blowjob skills. They do it by the side of the ring. At least the ring is there in this scene. Then she gets fucked under the lower rope with her leg straddled on the rope which is an interesting pose that should've been used in the previous scene. Best position was the cowgirl while she uses the ropes as leverage. She may get rope burn there if she's not too careful. Weak cumshot onto the mouth. This was an interesting scene where they actually try to use the ring in the sex. Too bad it had to be in the very end with a girl that I didn't care so much about.

Parting Thoughts:

Man, this movie company sucks. There are no credits for the guys even at the end. Every track is a complete scene so you can't skip ahead within the screen. There are no extras except for a photo gallery unless you want to count the pseudo behind the scenes that runs after the last scene.

As for the movie itself, the lighting and video was sterile. Pretty girls but average sex (with the exception of Aria who had a very good scene). This was a gimmick movie and they couldn't even stick to the gimmick very well. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.