Uniform Babes Review

Sativa Rose & Joe Friday:

Sativa's a hotel maid that's cleaning a hotel room. She notices the gun and the handcuffs on the chair but she doesn't realise that Joe's still in the shower. When she does, what does she do? She starts masturbating. Joe comes out and realises this is his lucky day. I liked Sativa in Service Animals 17. Very fine hispanic girl with unbelievable natural tits and thick luscious lips.

Sativa has good knob-gobbling skills. I never noticed this before but Joe has a a tattoo of Marvin the Martian on his left arm. They fuck in a number of positions. Cumshot on the tongue. Overall a good but short scene.

Sammie Rhodes & Cheyne Collins:

Sammie's a nurse who diagnoses that Cheyne's head injury has caused a permanent erection. He doesn't know what to do to relieve the tension. Luckily nurse Sammie does. Sammie's an attractive blonde who I reviewed in Super Naturals. She looks like she could pass for Lisa Kudrow with her hairstyle here.

Sammie also has good oral skills taking her time and focusing on the task at hand literally. They fuck on the hospital bed and I wonder how much the fragile looking contraption can take before it collapses. Sammie can really move her hips when she's on top. Cumshot on the mouth straight off a blowjob. Good scene.

Lani Lei, Tianna Lynn, and Kris Slater:

In one of the faker scenes in porn, it looks like Kris has inhaled too much smoke and ash. Or at least a lot of hot air. Lani Lei & Tianna Lynn are firefighters that come to the rescue. While they check for vital signs, they notice the bulge and his creeping smile. The porno music starts. All right!!! It's amazing how quickly the girls can shed their heavy firefighter uniforms. Tianna is sporting some cute braids. I've never seen Lani before but she gives off a native vibe with her own set of braids. I prefer Tianna's looks though.

Tianna Lynn rides Kris first. Knowing her reputation, are we going to get to see her douse his fire with some squirting? Yes. Yes, we do. Then it's Lani's turn to ride space mountain except her squirts comes out like a stream. Suspicious. The girls are vociferous. Rinse, repeat, cycle. The girls are kind of a mess after a couple of rounds. I'm beginning to wonder about Tianna's sprays however because she's doing it while swiveling the hand around her pussy which directs the spray everywhere. Lani hadn't done that so maybe that's why it came out as a stream. Well if anything, it'll act as plenty of lube. Lani then demonstrates the spray when she uses her hand. Hmmn.

Apparently Kris isn't working quick enough so the girls show off their squirting abilities with massive dildos. I'm not sure Kris came because the cumshot seemed to have arrived while the girls were spraying all over which clouded the screen. Very good scene with a confusing ending.

Katie Morgan & Rick Masters:

In a scene I wish I was familiar with, Katie is a mailman delivering DVSX movies to Rick. He opens up the package revealing Teen Sensations 8 and A Brotha's POV. Next thing you know, he opens up his own package for Katie to check out.

This is the first movie I've seen of Katie since she got a tan. I wonder if it's a result of living in california or going to the salon. She has a slim lithe body that I'm sure is a product of working out. Katie shows only average skills. What she lacks in blowjob depth, she makes up in exuberance.

Katie yelps a lot while being fucked in a couple of positions dominated by repeating "Harder!". After a while the sweat accummulates on her stomach and all over their faces. Either that or Lani and Tianna's spray has come over from the previous scene. Cumshot on a closed mouth Katie. Very good scene due to its frenetic activity level.

Loni, Reno, and Cheyne Collins:

I guess Loni is a drill sargeant while the boys are her trainees. I guess the thought of having little Loni order them around is funny because the guys can't stop cracking up while she's berating them. Hell she's berating them because of their smiling.

After a while she gives up and orders them to do her. Everytime they do something wrong she verbally abuses them. Cool. Loni, who I reviewed in Service Animals 11, looks cute with her hair up in two buns and only doggy tags on her naked body. With two dicks in her hand, she has the power and attention of the two men now. Unfortunately, she only gives shallow blowjobs using mostly her hands.

All of the sex positions composed of one guy fucking her while she blows the other guy. Cumshots both hit her face hard. This was an average scene.

Reina Leone, Mika Tan, and Joe Friday:

Reina is a cop and she throws Mika in jail. It looks like Mika's a hooker and she's not happy about her predicament. The shit that spews out of her mouth may turn some people on but makes her less attractive to me. She spits on Reina and Reina can't figure out how to subdue her. Until Reina brings out her secret weapon, her pierced tongue.

Mika is a dark skinned asian with small torpedo implants. The distracting thing about her is that she's chewing gum while Reina works on her. Hell I think that gum is still there when Mika starts eating Reina out. I guess the gum is supposed to reinforce the cheap hooker image. Reina starts fucking Mika with a strap-on.

Joe Friday walks in on them and bitches at Reina saying that it's the third time he's caught her doing this. Mika Tan spits the gum at his face in protest. He silences her with his cock. Mika for her lack in looks is an awesome cocksucker. Reina shows that she can't compete on that level. While Joe fucks Reina, Reina asks, "Is that all you can do sergeant?!" as he quickens his pace. Mika gives up the butt while Reina does A2OGM duties. Then Mika comes over for the ATM. Mika takes a dp from Joe and a strapped on Reina. Cumshot lands on both of the girls faces. Mika is a dirty dirty girl. She carried a very good scene.