Uniform Babes Review

It is on those rare occasions that one rents or buys a DVD and when they put it in their machine, it is instant gold. Every scene has great looking ladies, sturdy studs doing the fucking, great editing, and chemistry that shines through the screen. This is one of those DVDs.

Scene One: Sativa Rose, Joe Friday
The scene starts with Sativa going into Joe’s room to clean it. She is a very horny and hot looking maid, wearing a low cut outfit that shows off her sexy shape nicely. As she is cleaning the room with her dustbuster, she goes into the bathroom where eyes Joe through the shower glass. As she stares at him, we see her hand slowly go down to her panties. Once inside, she does a slow masturbation, building the heat of the scene. She leaves the bathroom and goes back into the bedroom where she unbuttons her top, lays on the bed, pushes her panties to the side and starts stroking her clit a nice pace. As she gets lost in her self pleasure, in walks Joe from the shower. Instead of hitting the roof, he hits on her. Besides, what hetro man in his right mind would throw a hot babe like this out of their room after they catch them masturbating? What follows is a hot one-on-one, with some nice dick sucking by Sativa. Mish, anal, cowgirl, and doggie follow, with Joe giving it to her good from behind on his bed. The scene ends with him blowing his load on her face. A very sexy scene to get things rolling.

Pros: Sativa really seemed into it, with a nice masturbation sequence, and Joe gave it to her well in many positions.

Cons: I wished the masturbation was a little bit longer, and as with some of the other scenes, I wished the uniforms stayed on longer. But, these are very minor cons.

Scene Two: Sammi Rhodes, Cheyne Collins
Sammi plays a nurse who would cause any man’s blood pressure to rise. She checks C.C.’s pressure by giving him a great BJ. She follows this up with getting on top of him in cowgirl while he is laying in is bed, and doing a slow but steady grind up and down on his shaft. Then she flips over and tackles his dick in reverse cowgirl. Once she feels that his blood pressure has indeed risen to dangerous levels, she then lets C.C. get on top of her for some mish action. Before he strokes out, he pulls out and crams on her face. A nice, steady scene.

Pros: Once again, Sammi gave a nice performance, looking very sexy in her nurses’ outfit, and every now and then looking into the camera as she goes to work on C.C.’s dick.

Cons: The heat took a dip in this scene. It was some nice action, but do not expect any balls to the wall fucking. The scene may have been hindered by that fact that most of the action took place on the hospital bed.

Scene Three: Tianna Lynn, Lani Lei, Kris Slater.
The Main Event. I had never seen either of these women perform, so this was my first time viewing them. Imagine my surprise when not one, but BOTH women squirted. The scene begins with Kris coming out of a smoke filled room (even though there is no smoke) and falling to the floor inside a warehouse. The girls, playing fire fighters, rush in a find an unconscious man laying on the floor. Both women drop to their knees and start CPR. Apparently, they must have went to the class were CPR was taught by an instructor who told them that you should always take off your uniform, suck the guy’s cock, take off your panties, take turns sucking his cock, and then have one girl (Lani) straddle his face while she leans over and fingers Tianna’s pussy vigorously while Tianna sucks the guys cock some more. This must have gotten Tianna good and hot, because she climbs on top of Kris’ pole cowgirl style and starts fucking his shaft. While Lani is still sitting on Kris’ face, Tianna rides him to her first of three squirts in that position. And I mean, she rides him, jumps off, rubs herself furiously until she squirts, then sit back down on his cock again to ride him hard for another squirt=uirt. Hot, hot, hot!! When she is done, it switches to Lani climbing on top of Kris reverse cowgirl and going to town until she lets loose five huge squirts. Let the squirt war begin. Lani is letting loose thick streams of girl cum. The scene then switches to Kris fucking Lani doggie while Tianna lays on her back facing Lani. While Kris pounds Lani’s pussy to a hard squirt, Tianna is getting fingered by Lani to four more squirting orgasms. This is one of the sexist scenes in the DVD, watching Tianna rub her clit hard and squirting in Lani’s face. The scene then switches to Tianna laying on a crate and getting fucked hard by Kris until she squirts three more times. They then switch to Lani lying on the crate and Tianna straddling her face. Kris pounds her snatch until she lets lose with two solid squirts. Then, he runs behind Tianna, slams his dick into her, and fucks her hard until she squirts all over Lani’s face. The final shot of this scene has Tianna and Lani laying on the crate and, along with Kris, masturbating furiously until Kris shoots over Tianna and hits Lani on her tits, while both girls slam toys into their pussies until they squirt all over the place.

Pros: The whole scene. Period.

Cons:I just wished that we could have seen how many times these women squirted. The ending scene could have been edited better. Over all, one of the ten best scenes I have seen in the last five years.

Scene Four: Katie Morgan, Rick Masters
Katie is part of the good ole US Postal service, bringing Rick’s recent smut purchases to his door. He decides that it would be better for Katie to put on a show, which she happily obliges. Katie only keeps her postal shirt on, and you can see sweat glistening from her chest and stomach as she rides his cock reverse cowgirl, mish and doggie. Her orgasms are either real, or she is one of the best fakers in the business. He ends the scene by dumping a load on her face, right in the middle of her final orgasm. She has not always been a favorite, but she shined in this scene.

Pros: Rick fucked Katie with serious abandon. She demanded that her fuck her harder, and he did not disappoint.

Cons: Once again, no cowgirl. That would have pushed this scene over the top.

Scene Five: Loni, Cheyne Collins, Reno

Loni plays a task master drill sergeant, who constantly gives her two poor recruits grief every time the fuck up. Or smile. Or laugh, which Reno can’t seem to stop doing. Loni is looking ultra hot in this scene, having put on some weight to fill out those curves. For those into nice, thick women, Loni now has what you are looking for. She starts her instructing by ordering Reno and C.C. to strip her nude. Once naked, she orders Reno down on the ground while she sits on his face and demands that he eat her pussy, which he does like a man who has not had water in many a moon. It is brief, but hot. The way Loni takes control of the scene, ordering both men to please her, brings out her best. She can dirty talk with the best of them, and that is what she does when C.C. slams her pussy in standing doggie. He holds her leg up so we can get a great view of his cock slamming in and out of her wet snatch, and listen to her call him names while he fucks her harder. All the while, she is polishing Reno’s knob, keeping it nice and ready. The scene switches to Reno fucking Loni on the ground in spoon position, pistoning her pussy while she gives C.C. a great BJ. She then straddles C.C. cock, and cowgirls him while sucking Reno’s dick. The fucking she does is commanding, and you just get the sense that these guys will not cum until she says so. As she gets on her knees, she jacks both men off on her face, then tell them to get the fuck away from her. What a woman.

Pros: Loni, Loni, Loni. She is one of the ten best starlets in porn today, and she deserves her own series.

Cons: The cowgirl didn’t last long enough, and I would have liked for her to take more control of the cowgirl scene.

Scene Five: Reina Leone, Mika Tan, Joe Friday

Reina plays what she was in real life, a police officer, bringing hooker Mika Tan to her cell in the police station. After Mika does some not-to-polite trash talking, Reina has had enough. She pushed Mika on the bed and starts to strip her down, taking out brief moments to suck on her enlarged nipples. Once she gets her panties off, she goes to work on her pussy. After giving her twat a good tongue lashing, she turns Mika over so she can shove her strap-on in her. Watch as she fucks Mika from behind with some nice strokes. You get the feeling she may have done this before in her former line of work. All of this sexy commotion brings her partner Joe into the cell. Upon seeing the carnal action taking place, he strips down and shoves his dick into Mika’s face, which she licks on eagerly. Doggie, mish, cowgirl, anal, and spoon follow, with Joe depositing his semen on both womens’ faces. A great ending to a great DVD.

Pro and Con: Depending on your point of view, the beginning of the scene could be a little rough, but it quickly evaporates into some hot sex.

Pro: Both women are gorgeous, and Joe steps up like a trooper, pounding both pussies and assholes with the fucking they need.

Cons: No cowgirl from Reina, and some of the trash talking from Mika might get on your nerves.

An outstanding first effort from Mr. Friday. One of the ten best adult features I have seen in years. Every scene is pre-nom worthy, but you will have to stop for breaks in between the Tianna/Lani/Kris three-way. All that squirting and hot fucking will wear you out. Loni is at her best in this DVD. More directors need to let her be herself, and let her loose. Katie was dead solid perfect, as was Mika and Reina. The DVD has solo scenes with all the girls, which are very hot but way too brief. It would have been nice to see how many times Tianna and Lani could have brung themselves to squirting orgasms, but they did get off twice, respectively. Lani will be a squirt queen if she stays with it, almost shooting to the roof. Tianna is already there, giving us two very nice squirts. Joe Friday should be proud, and I look forward to Uniform Babes 2.