Squirtwoman 2 Review

The much awaited sequel... okay that's a lie. This movie's been out for a while. Remember the days when Cytherea didn't always squirt in her scenes? I think I do.

Cytherea & Marco:

Man, I think I mistook Marco for Mario in my last movie review. I don't know who the hell this guy is. Well anyway, before Marco gets to her, Cytherea shows some tricks with a martini glass. She guzzles the stuff, gargles it around, and all I can do is just smirk. There's this part that I keep replaying where she "brrrrs" before she drinks.

Marco seems to have an "I love Fiona" tattoo on the right side of his pelvis. So we get to a usual cytherea scene. Watching her little butt bounce up and down reminds me of a conversation with a colleague where he compared a girl to having the butt of a ten-year old boy. "Wait.... Is that a good thing or a bad thing, you sicko?!" But yeah, cy gets fucked... she pauses to squirt on the camera. Sometimes she'll be dripping while he's fucking her. I feel sorry for the housecleaner. Cumshot on the face with a little spooge that ends up on the tip of her nose. A good scene.

Leeann & Randy Spears:

I saw a chick that looked just like Leanne a couple of weeks ago at a bar and I don't mean a strip club even if she looked like a stripper. I even pointed her out and my friend confirmed the unmistakeable chin. The boobs matched too. Again, I repeat. I wasn't at a strip club. Randy looks to be getting up there with his receding hairline and the cheezy porn light doesn't help his skin tone. He makes out with Leanne for a bit and gives her toes some loving before Cytherea joins.

Cy gave Leeann a lesson in the first Squirtwoman so she gets Leeann to squirt again in this one. It covers her body and comes off looking like baby oil glistening her skin. Cy's much better at knob gobbling than Leeann. Only Leeann gets fucked first including up the butt but Cy does provide some a2ogm! Eventually Cy gets some cock too. Creampie finish in Cy which is squeezed out and eaten by Leeanne. A good scene but Cytherea overshadowed Leanne.

Pandora Dreams & Randy:

Pandora's nice and tan and looking less like Amee Donavan than I've seen in her other movies. Randy Spears is the lucky man again. Randy gets to fucking Pandora. Cytherea thinks Pandora may be thirsty so she offers a glass of her juice. We see some titty fucking with the help of some body oil but I don't think Pandora blew Randy (but Cy did). Eventually, Cy takes over the fucking. Randi unloads his cumshot on Pandora's butt. This is an okay scene.

Nautica Thorn & Kurt Lockwood:

I love Nautica. I love Cy too. Well in the non-romantic horny way of course. Kurt Lockwood's behaving like a doophus. They're on a metal canopied bed. Guess someone's gonna be hanging from the metal structure like tree monkeys. Cy's the photographer of the scene trying to direct the other two. But of course cy gets involved.

Most impressive position was a standing doggy with Cy grasping on to the top part of the canopied bed and Cy ends up doing the funky chicken over Nautica covering her in juices. I think Kurt came inside Cytherea and then she squirted it out (not squeezed) onto Nautica. Great scene but confusing ending.

Tianna Lynn & Kris Slater:

The main event. Tianna and Cytherea together is literally the ultimate wet dream. Okay, enough puns. They do squirting tricks with a dildo on a glass table. It's kind of cool to watch underneath with Tianna but it really does look like you're in a toilet bowl looking up at Cy taking a leak. She's back to jet black brunette here. Tianna looks beautiful in pink lingerie and glasses. Cytherea wipes the glass table with her butt and spooge. You know... they collect their squirts in wine glasses but slam it down like shots of hard liquor.

Well by the time Kris is done with these girls, we don't need any mop & glo for the tile floor. Cytherea's much more vocal than Tianna with her urrrghhhs and arrgghhhhs and huhurhuhhhhhhhhh. Kris finishes on Tianna's pussy which Cytherea promptly licks up. A good scene.

Parting Thoughts:

Okay, I think my fire that drives all the porn in brain got squirted out. All the suggestions I had made for the first movie, being sex in every scene didn't improve this movie over the last one. It's not worse either. Maybe I'm jaded. If I was seeing Cytherea for the first time, I would be raving easier than a valley girl. The biggest difference is there's no Super Mega Goddess Roxanne Hall 2000 to push this movie over the top. But still this was a very good movie. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.