Squirtwoman 2 Review

Reviewed by Js.One  on  3/11/2005

.:Squirtwoman 2:.

Studio:

Elegant Angel

Director:

Patrick Collins

Featuring:

Cytherea, Randy Spears, Leann, Kurt Lockwood, Kris Slater, Nautica Thorn, Tianna Lynn, Pandora Dreams, Marco Duato

Extras:

Behind The Scenes, When Cytherea Met Tiana Lynn, Squirt Shot Recap, Trailers, Website info.

Aesthetics & Thoughts:  

This is without a shadow of doubt, my most anticipated adult film ever. In fact, the day I saw the trailer posted I was ready to run out to Cali and the Elegant studio with my money...which was weeks before the release. So let’s determine the factors that have made this one of my absolute all-time favorites. Aside from the squirting, you’ve got Cy...and she’s in a league of her own.

Now, for hardcore porn fans...and I mean those of us who follow the world of porn. We know the many gimmicks studios will create to sell their Dvds. It’s usually a whole lotta flash on the cover, and when you pop the video into your DVD player, you end up using it as a coaster. There’s also the old trick of the bullshit synopsis on the cover promising “cum hungry sluts who want your spooge” or something similar..that doesn’t make me want to buy your movie.

Usually when I buy a DVD, I skip through it to find something worth watching, an act which will undoubtedly leave your fast-forward button all corroded and nasty. However, when I ordered this (the day it was released, which was another first for me), it took me a solid month to get through it. The day it arrived to me brought back a feeling that I haven’t felt since days of yore, on a Christmas morning.

As all of you probably know, there is a world of controversy circling the act of female ejaculation. Naysayers claim it’s another type of bodily fluid, and fans believe in it’s authenticity. Now, I’m not a scientist, so I can’t tell you what it is...all I know is that when Cy squirts, something magnificent is happening. I can also say without a doubt that she has the most intense orgasms that I’ve ever seen captured on film. This is probably my favorite factor of a scene...the female orgasm. This would easily make Cy my favorite performer these days. With that said, let’s get into Squirtwoman 2, and this review which was months in the making.

Scene One: 

*Cytherea & Marco*

Vibrator> Squirt

 

Pretty much as I expected, this one starts off with pure fire. It begins with Cy alone on a couch, with a vibrator, and a martini glass on the floor. As she works the vibrator she begins to squirt, aiming for the glass. Of course she loses control and most of the spray misses the glass, but if she hit the glass with ease what fun would that be? So once she recovers from the first earth-shattering orgasm of the film, she grabs the martini glass...and down the gullet. The best part is that the momentum begins here, and doesn’t stop til the ending credits.

Fellatio> Reverse Cowgirl> Standing Doggie> Doggie> Cowgirl> Standing Mish> Pop-Shot

Cy beckons Marco, and immediately starts attacking his cock. Then things start off in reverse cowgirl, and seconds in we have squirt #1! Cy continues with ferocity as they switch to standing doggie, and once they shift to plain doggie we get a nice shot of Cy’s ass, and it’s truly a sight to behold. She attacks this scene is her usual fashion, and I don’t doubt her enthusiasm for a second. Each time after she squirts, the first thing she does (after regaining some recognition of her surroundings) is to grab his cock and put it back in. Marco does a decent job here, but I think in general, the only thing this title lacked was great woodsmen.

Approximate Squirt Count:9

Scene Two:

*Leann & Cytherea w/ Randy Spears*

Fingering> Foot-Play> Cunnilingus> Fingering> Fellatio> Foot-Job> Rimming (F=>M)> Doggie> Reverse Cowgirl> RC (anal)>ATOGM> Mish (Anal)>Cream-Pie

The next scene starts off with Cy under the guise of a photographer who meets Leann and Randy. Might I add that Leann is smokin’ hot in this scene...I mean smokin’ hot. Between her and Cy, it’s one of the greatest combinations since vodka and red bull. Now that I think about it, the ol’ photo shoot, then fuck is an oldie, but a goodie. There was a scene in ‘Camera Shy’ with Tia Bella, Sindee Coxx, and Charlie..which is the stuff of dreams. In any event, Randy and Leann start with some kissing while Cy works the shutter.

Randy begins to finger Leann, whose now naked and glistening. Then Randy starts to lick and suck Leann’s feet. I must admit I was never a ‘foot-man’, with Leann in the shot I can make an exception. Cy joins in, sucking Leann’s other foot, then the two move on to eat her. Leann is close to looking perfect in this scene...and things sky-rocket when Cy fingers Leann to squirt! The only bad thing is the camera shot was too tight...I would’ve liked to have seen her whole body.

One of the things Cy tries to do in the ‘Squirtwoman’ series is to try to get the other girls she performs with to squirt too. In ‘Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman’ she made Tiana squirt...and we all know where it went from there.

The two suck Randy off for a while, then Leann gives him a foot-job, so foot fetishists should be happy here. Then Cy starts to rim Randy a bit...something I’m really not keen on, but considering the overall amazing material so far..

Randy starts to fuck Leann in doggie, with Cy lying in from of her, and the real fireworks begin. Leann starts to finger Cy leading Cy to squirt all over her. This causes a raining effect as Cy’s juices fall back down from the ceiling and equipment. The next shot is Leann straddling Randy in RC, which sounds pretty simple, but the angle the shot was taken of Leann here is magic.

The next shot has Leann still riding Randy, by Cy is on the opposite side, squirting on them. After raining a couple squirts on the two, Cy walks over and sucks some of the juices off Leann. Now that’s what I mean when I say FIRE!

Leann takes all the anal in this scene, while Cy supplements with licking and sucking. The scene ends with Randy giving Cy a cream-pie and Leann licks it out. Not my ideal ending, but ok. Cream pie fan will like it. Overall, an amazing scene.

Approximate Squirt Count: 8

Scene Three:

*Pandora Dreams & Cytherea w/ Randy Spears*

Foot-Sucking> Fingering> Fellatio> Doggie (vag)> Reverse Cowgirl> Cowgirl>Tit-Fucking> Cumshot/Squirt

This next scene begins with Cy in lingerie and Pandora enters. Cy then begins to admire Pandora’s body, which adorns a fishnet body-suit. There is then some initial foot sucking from Cy, then she moves in to eat Pandora. However, this is just preparation to try to make her squirt. While Cy is still hard at work, attempting to make Pandora squirt...in comes Randy Spears. What irked me about that is while you hear Pandora moaning, you hear this low, male moan that throws off the atmosphere. Anyway, Cy succeeds in making Pandora squirt, but it ain’t a fountain like Cy herself squirts.

Next Pandora sucks Randy’s cock whilst Cy continues to attack her pussy with a vibrator. This transitions into Randy fucking Pandora in doggie, with Cy underneath Pandora in sixty-nine. Then Pandora rides Randy in RC, which provides nice shots of her ass. The camera seems to avoid those tight penetration shots, which seem to be from the ball’s point of view, which I hate. Pandora moves into regular cowgirl while Cy breaks out the champagne glass.

For me the scene jumps up a notch as Cy begins to squirt into the glass standing up with tremors of orgasm shaking her body. Cy then hands the glass to Pandora, who doesn’t actually drink the contents, but rather let’s Cy’s juices drip out of her mouth, and down her body...which kinda works. It made me chuckle when Cy says, “The drinks are on me...” then kisses Pandora.

There is a bit more RC after that, supplemented nicely by Cy squirting on the other two fucking. In true EA fashion, oil is brought out, and the other two oil up Pandora’s boobies. Again here Randy lets out those low moans as he tit-fucks Pandora...kinda like listening to a bear snore.

Next Cy once again shifts the tides of the scene by riding Randy, while Pandora straddles his face. Once Cy squirts, she soaks the camera, which immediately switches to a side view of Cy collapsed on Randy, quaking with orgasm. Once it subsides, she begins to ride again which yields another orgasm, this time forcing Cy to revert to the fetal position. Randy wastes no time of that...shoving his cock back in to spoon. The next shot is the finale. Randy stands to cum on Pandora’s ass, while Cy is opposite him to squirt on them both. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Cy hit Randy in the face on this one.

Approximate Squirt Count: 8

Scene Four:

*Cytherea & Nautica Thorn w/ Kurt Lockwood*

Fellatio> Foot-Job> Missionary> Doggie> Cowgirl> Reverse Cowgirl> Squirt/Cream-Pie

The next scene features Cy again, as a photographer looking as cute as the bee’s knees. Nautica also looks hot, oiled up in a stripped bikini as they prep for the “shoot”. The dialogue is funny as hell. Nautica continuously puts Kurt in an awkward position as she looks hot-as-hell, and he thought the shoot was about “tattoos and muscles”. He tries to resist the two by throwing out the name of his girlfriend. Then as Nautica’s boobies come out, he has to try real hard not to get a woody. Next, Cy instructs Natuica to suck Kurt’s cock. He continues to resist, then he asks Cy, “Does it help with my passion? Ok...well, if it’s for art.” Let me tell you, as an art student, art was never that good to me. Meanwhile, Cy leaves the room for a while.

Next Nautica gives Kurt a foot job, and he fingers her at the same time, then Cy returns. Then she begins to strip and join the action. Kurt begins to fuck Cy in doggie which leads her to squirt on Nautica. Then Kurt goes back to fucking Nautica in mish, while Cy straddles Nautica’s face, which means that Nautica is in for a hell of a face soaking. Kurt and Cy go back into doggie over Nautica, and Nautica continues to get soaked. Kurt alternates between the two like a kid in a candy store (to dust off an old cliche). Nuatica then rides Kurt in cowgirl for a while, which provides nice shots of her body which is still wet with Cy’s juices.

Next Nautica switches to RC while Cy straddles Kurt. What I like about Kurt here is that he takes the energy that the girls give him, but also gives it back to them...it’s not passive. Kurt and Cy go back to doggie over Nautica. Kurt then cums inside Cy, and in turn, Cy sprays down on Nautica. 

Approximate Squirt Count: 5

Scene Five:

*Tianna Lynn & Cytherea w/ Kris Slater*

Cunnilingus> Squirt> Fellatio> Reverse Cowgirl> Cowgirl> Doggie> Missionary>

The last scene begins with Cy breaking out a toy she promises to use on her ass, which was provided by Patrick Collins. Which I assume is a first...should be interesting to say the least. Then Cy, sitting on a glass-top table, takes out a vibrator, and works up to a squirt as we get a shot of Tianna under the table. In seconds, Tianna joins Cy on top of the table and Cy begins to eat her pussy and make her squirt all over the table.

Next, the now famous champagne glass returns, and Cy fills it up again. There’s an interesting shot of Tianna looking at Cy from between Cy’s quivering legs, which truly was a nice touch. Cy gives Tianna the glass and begins to squirt more into it, and at this point it looks like a bit of a hazzard to try to stand on that table. Tianna begins to drink Cy’s juices and the two kiss. Then Cy pauses for a minute and says “If any of you think that wasn’t my cum she just drank, just because the camera angles changed...fuck you!”. Which I thought was funny, because I hadn’t even though the angle switch to be significant. The two decide they want some cock, then Kris Slater appears from nowhere, as they begin to attack his penis..I’m sure he’s glad he did show up.

Cy fills up the glass one more time, and this time the three share it like some unholy sacrament, and Cy points out, “That was in one shot, fuckers”.

Cy rides Kris in RC and squirts, the Tianna rides Kris in cowgirl and squirts over and over. Cy starts to use the ass-toy, and there is a beautiful shot of Cy working it in her ass as Tianna continues to ride Kris. It was also awesome to hear Cy mutter “This feels fucking great!”

Now...this next position is what I hoped would happen all along. Kris fucks Cy in doggie (off the table), while Cy eats Tianna’s pussy...with the toy still in her ass. Kinda like a culmination of all things great. Cy cums, and her knees wobble like the latest dance craze, as she crumbles to the floor. Then she gets back up, and kisses Tianna, while returning to the toy back in her ass...a shot I could freeze frame, and mount on my wall. Kris puts his cock back in, but it don’t take too long for Cy to cum again, and again. At one point Tianna asks Cy, “Is he fucking you good?” to which Cy replies “Fuck yeah, he is... have you seen the fucking floor!?”. Which best describes the level this scene is on.

Now Kris begins to fuck Tianna in mish, and squirts back up towards her face. Then Cy starts to finger Tianna, which leads to another squirt.

The finale to this scene is hard to describe...all three of the cum at the same time. Which of course leads to cum flying everywhere...and everyone. Must’ve been one hell of a mop-job to clean that one up.

Approximate Squirt Count: Lost friggin count...

The Score: A+ (100%)/ out of 100%

This is in my top 5 of all-time, without a doubt. From the moment I saw the trailer, I knew this was gonna be something great. The last I heard, Cy was in the process of getting her own studio together. I hope it all goes good, and she gets the releases flowin’, because I really look forward to new material from her. Also, I think Elegant did a great job with this one, excellent extras, and great cast. What else can I say? If you even remotely value an authentic performance that has genuine enthusiasm...BUY THIS.

For Fans Of: Squirting, Cytherea, Foot Fetishes, and just plain fuck-fests

 

.:Js.One:.   Comments? Questions?