Shane's World 35: Swingers Review

I'm offended that the Shane's World crew shot a movie in Houston without giving Dick Fittswell or me a ring. Just kidding. It was cool recognising certain sites that the crew cruises through. This time the gang is checking out a swinger's club called Radiance at the invite of the owner. I have no idea where this club is located. I guess porn isn't too far removed from swinging other than the fact that you don't have to already have a partner

Nadia Style & Jack Lawrence:

The intro scene has Nadia doing Jack in their hotel room. After watching several recent SW movies, I recognise a formula. Nadia's scene here is similar to her intro scene in College Invasion 4. Still, she's an energetic fuck and behaves like she's ticklish down in the nether regions. Other than fingering her butt, this was a standard one-on-one Nadia scene which makes it pretty good.

Madison Monroe & Jerry:

Madison is an adorable brownish haired girl with a roundish face and beautiful green eyes. Madison & get taken on a tour of the owner's home. Some yoga first. Then the group perpetuate the redneck reputation of Texas with a game of paintball. Lots of interviews interspersed about swinging and how it works and the kind of people it takes to be swingers. Kind of boring. Then Jerry fucks Madison by the pool while the owners watch. You know like a demo on how porn stars do it.

The owners comment that Madison and Jerry are good looking. No shit. Madison has decent oral skills. Jerry and Madison seem to dig each other kissing each other as often as they can while having sex. Some funny camera edits that may have been used to cover up a cumshot because you see a creampie dripping into her butt while Jerry is still fucking her pussy. They switch to a bedroom. They fuck in many more positions before he comes on her pussy. This was a pretty good standard sex scene.

Radiance and the Swingers:

Well the crew finally gets to check out the club. They kind of just hang out like they would at any other club. Swinger couples get interviewed. This feels more like a documentary than a "reality" porn show. There is a fun contest where a husband would get blindfolded by a bra and he has to identify the breast to find his wife. The guys seem to all find their wives but get a couple of good gropes onto the other ladies.

Man there are some atrocious looking swingers there. I know I'm not missing out on anything. A decent looking couple makeout with Nadia around. I'm surprised when the guy transfers himself to a wheelchair. Well, looks like Shane's World does not discriminate against disabilities.

Well the swingers and the crew all go back to the owner's pad to fuck. The owner's woman looks very similar to Trinity James. Jack Lawrence helps out with eating and the fingering. Then you get a whole clusterfuck of swingers doing each other. Lots of camera cut ins and cut outs. It's basically just a sample but I was still nauseated by some of the women.

The sex finally focuses on a attractive blonde and her man. She has cantaloupes though which are sort of off-putting. The guy's face is blurred out so I guess he didn't sign his model release. It's obvious that this swinger couple has little experience fucking in front of the camera. Nadia crashes their romp and helps out on the girl only but she ends up licking and kissing the guy's cock a couple of times. He cums on his woman's butt. I was a little surprised to hear the very deep southern drawl coming out of the woman in the exit interview.

Leah Luv & Jerry:

The next day, Jerry and Leah do it in their hotel room.Ummn no. I saw Leah in Teen Sensations 8 and wasn't impressed with her then. She looks even worse here with some fucked up teeth covered by the braces. I ff'd through this scene.

Leah , Madison, & Jack:

In 2 girl on 1 guy scenarios, one of the women should not be that much more attractive than the other. If that was the case and I was the guy, I'd be focusing more on the more attractive girl and I suspect the viewer would do the same. They fuck in a couple of position including some stacking. Cumshot gets evenly distributed on Madison and Leah.

Parting Thoughts:

I was bored throughout many parts of the movie. Maybe if the swingers had been presented like the animals in Wild Kingdom with the British guy quietly commenting; it would've been funny and entertaining at least. Instead this was like a compare and contrast documentary. The normal fun vibe of Shane's World just wasn't there. Madison and Nadia were just not enough for me. The BTS was more interesting for me to spot Houston landmarks. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.