A.N.A.L. 3 Review

Lauren Phoenix & Lee Stone:

Lauren Phoenix is tall, sexy, and from Toronto. I guess we all can't be perfect. There's something about her lips that just drives me crazy. With the fact that she did almost everything, I thought she was the best newcomer in 2003.

She prepares for her anal with a glass toy that had me cringing because I was thinking what if it accidentally broke inside her butt. The thing I like most about Lauren is the way her skin glistens, and I found out her secret in the Behind the Scenes of another movie in that she always applies lotion all over her body before every scene.

When she's ready, Lee Stone joins her. Lee is a freaking hoss and looks like he should be in professional wrestling. Lauren has great blowjob skills going down all the way on Lee's crooked schlong. The two seem very into each other and the Behind the Scenes confirms and makes fun of that fact. However, I was just watching all of the anal positions in a clinical way and not being turned on until near the end when Lauren really starts feeling it while in the doggy anal position. Must be that crooked schlong, as he just hammers away with Lauren half-grunting and half-screaming body flushed and sweating. Cumshot ends on the tongue. That last 3 to 4 minutes made this scene. Overall a good scene.

Poppy Morgan & KK:

Poppy is a great English lass that I've reviewed before in Teen Sensations 8 and Deep in Cream 5. She just has a perfect figure along with a beautiful face. Her previous scenes have shown an understated sexiness. She prepares for her anal with her fingers. Hell she's already gaping quite easily from that.

KK joins her. At this point, Poppy is wearing baby blue undies that look great on her. KK has what looks like a Kango beret looking quite like Ordell from the movie Jackie Brown. Poppy has average blowjob skills but takes her time. KK looks like he's having a grand old time while he's pounding into her ass doggy style. Poppy just looks great pressed into the couch in this position. She just closes her eyes and takes it moaning. KK shows an impressive standing anal for about a minute but Poppy doesn't vary up her moans.

However it's clear from her riding him anal that Poppy is not simply just going through the motions. Her facial contortions are showing strain and she occasionally has to rest her head tightly against KK's shoulder. I'm surprised the Kango hat hasn't fallen off KK's head yet. Best position in terms of camera angle is the side anal. Her beautiful body and her strained face is in full exhibit there. Poppy ends up taking a closed eyed facial. This was a good scene but I preferred her in the previous DVSX movies that I had scene. She didn't talk in this movie which had added to her sexiness.

Cory Baby, Thomas Stone, and Bruno SX:

Tacky pink top and camouflage denim shorts, Cory has a horrible fashion sense. First time that I've seen her, she has a long tanned body with small boobies. Long black hair, a slight horse face, and a small gap in her teeth. Overall, I'd say she is attractive but don't know who to compare her to. Maybe a less pretty version of the Euro Lucy Lee? She prepares for her anal with a huge blue toy. She's really jamming it in there getting off. Her million nerve endings in that butt must be firing at all cylinders.

The clothes are back on to start the sex scene. I never get that. Why take off clothes and then put it back on... only to take it off again. Talk about porn inefficiency. Cory shows average blowjob skills as she and the guys play a game of anal chinese fingercuffs. Her body looks impressive in the standing doggy with those long legs. When I thought there was a chance for a double anal, the guys just switch off dicks. While she's moaning, her face has a Billy Idol sneer to it. Cool. One guy tries to kiss her and she can barely kiss him as if to say, "I'm kind of busy with something in my ass here!". Again, when it looks like the guys are getting ready for a dp or a double anal, they switch off which looked awkward. She's blowing a guy but it's not clear if it's an ATM since there was a camera cut. The kind of positions that Cory finds herself in proves her flexibility. She's showing major gape for those dig that. I try not to think about what I just ate for dinner. DAMN! I had to look away from the screen for a couple of seconds. This guy is just reveling in her gapes as if he's saying, "Yeah, I caused that. I'm da man". One guy gums right into the gape and then jams his cock in to spread it out evenly. Other guy just cums on the side of her butt. This was a nasty nasty scene.

Vanessa & Ricardo Bell:

Vanessa has straggly black hair and some moles on her butt and a face similar to a rougher Andie McDowell. I think it's the teeth. I have a hard time deciding whether she's attractive. No, not that kind of hard. Her body is long and limber though. She's got this small pink bulb toy that she prepares herself with. Maybe it's the way she's bending over but it seems like she doesn't have much of an ass. Kind of flat.

Her clothes actually stay off while Ricardo joins her. I guess after giving it some thought, I'd do her. I'm a slut though. She has some nice perky tits. Ricardo is giving Vanessa the shocker. Two fingers in the pussy and one in the ass. Did you know that several schools have banned the shocker thinking it's a gang sign? Vanessa shows average blowjob skills not going so deep but she is being shocked while she's trying to blow him. They go through a multitude of anal positions. All confirming that Vanessa is indeed attractive and that I'm not that bad of a slut. Cumshot ends up splashing against Vanessa's chin.

Lucy & George:

I had reviewed Lucy before in Lucky Bastard 2. I wasn't that impressed with her then. She has shaggy blonde hair and a dark tan. She does look slightly better in this movie. She prepares herself with a pink toy. I wish my sex toy vocabulary was more proficient to attempt to describe the differences between some of the toys used in this movie.

Creepy George joins her. Lucy shows good blowjob skills including some ball licking but the camera cuts away to a doggy anal. Her moans and gasps are deep. A lying down reverse cowgirl keeps her face away from the camera. Her sounds haven't varied up that much and I studied her face for a while to make sure that she wasn't just going through the motions. It's hard to tell. George just porks and porks away. I got bored while watching this scene until George spits in her gape. I go back to being bored again while they're in doggy position. She handjobs a cumshot onto her face with the cum dripping from the nose. Interesting ending. I guess this was an average scene.

Nikki Montana, Bruno SX, and Ricardo Bell:

I've seen Nikki Montana in a Rocco video before. She has shaggy brown hair that I dig, a squarish face, and a great body. She has that pink bulb toy seen before in the movie to prepare her anal. It goes on quite a bit and it makes me wonder if the solo scenes that are provided as normally provided as extras in DVSX are going to be any different and if not, what's the point?

Nikki has great blowjob skills going deep to the base. She doesn't make any eye contact preferring to concentrate on the task at hand with her eyes clothes. She licks and sucks the two schlongs like they're licorice sticks. A game of anal chinese fingercuffs begin. The guy doing the doggy is also slapping her ass. The slaps disrupts Niki's concentration on the blowjobs. You can hear her yelp muffled on the blowjob. After a multitude of anal fingercuff positions, first cumshot ends up in Nikki's mouth. Second cumshot misses her face. Excellent scene.