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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 17 Review

Evil Angel

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Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  6/22/2004

I have been keeping up with the Service Animals series because of its intensity and Joey's crazed humour. I think I finally figured out why the series is named that way cause the girls drool like Pavlov's dog after being throat fucked so deep.

Jayna Oso, Britney Jay, Domineko, and Sean Michaels
First time I've seen either of these girls. Jayna is half-asian and has a very slight chest. I don't find her that attractive. She sits out on a chair outside a warehouse smoking one of those brown cigarettes. Britney Jay has blonde, hair, nose and tongue piercings, and looks like a cuter Alana Evans without the forehead. Britney has a sign that says Officer Britney sticking out of her denim shorts and reprimands Jayna. Sean Michaels joins in the shakedown while Jayna puffs away on that cigarette as if she's drawing on her last breath with it. Sean starts choking Jayna, grabs the cigarette, and smothers it with his shoes. You know so he can get to the sex part. While Jayna is riding Sean, Domineko walks in with a sign that says Late Pig and join the scene. What Jayna lacks in looks she makes up in enthusiasm. She takes anal and a dp. For the most part though, Jayna is paired with Sean while Britney is paired with Domineko. Jayna's blowjob skills run much deeper than Britneys. Some cum swapping at the end. At the end, Jayna picks up the smashed cigarette on the floor and attempts to smoke it again. Strange. All in all a good scene.

Foxy Lady & Joey Silvera
Foxy Lady looks hispanic and reminds me of Dana Vespoli with her face and body. A very beautiful girl. Joey's into pinching her face, especially her lips but this doesn't do anything for me. She gives Joey an enthusiastic deep blowjob with plenty of ball licking. Joey tries spraying on her face but most of the spooge ends up landing on himself.

Pandora Dreams, Domineko, and Dwayne Cumminz
Interracial scene in a mechanic's garage. Pandora is supposed to be 25% Eskimo. She has a similar look and figure to Amee Donavan except she's tanner. She starts off the scene with a tire pump (?) in her mouth. Damn those are some nice tits when unleashed. She also has a great ass. She shows off stripper skills with a pole. Pandora looks awesome being fucked missionary against the pole. No anal in this scene. Pandora takes two facials at the end but the scene seems to be lacking in heat. A disappoint scene for such a hot girl.

Corina Taylor, Rick Masters, and Tone Capone
Corina is wearing fairy feathers and an angel halo as a part of her outfit surveying the pool. Looks like the tooth fairy is going to grant some wishes today. I think she needed to grant herself a couple of more high school cafeteria cheeseburgers to eat. I have some demented theories about anorexia affecting the size of the boobs during puberty. The girl doesn't have that much of an ass either. She's got a very cute face though looking like a young Illeana Douglas. Rick Masters and Tone Capone join her with a bubble making toy for to play with. Corina sounds like she's gargling on cock during the BJ segment. She gets fucked hard and when it doesn't seem hard enough she slaps away at her pussy to aid the men. She keeps the wings on throughout the scene but not the halo, heh. Since the wings are a part of her outfit the top never comes off completely. She gets fucked hard, deep, and gives up the butt. Such a trooper!

Sativa Rose, Foxy Lady, and Seth Dickens
Sativa may be hispanic or east indian with some major DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) and a gorgeous pair of tits. She's paired up with Foxy Lady. The two make a striking raven pair. Seth Dickens reminds me of a younger more muscular Tom Byron. Joey says that Foxy Lady is his favourite girl and has been for a while. I wasn't sure if Joey was making some allusion to Hendrix or not. Sativa herself told me that this was her favourite scene that she's done so far and I can see why. Sativa is wearing panties with cherries on them for those with panty fetishes. Foxy Lady gives up the butt but Sativa doesn't. Both ladies have a damn good time although Foxy at times looks like she's struggling with the anal. Sativa does not do any ATOGM. Cumshot onto Foxy mouth and the girls cum swap.

Crystal Lynn & Joey Ray
Crystal Lynn has probably bottle blonde hair, a good sized rack, a great ass, and long beautiful legs. Joey Ray agrees with me by constantly licking up and down her legs while she's bent over a dishwasher. Crystal has weird eyes and a mouth that's slightly distracting reminding me of Bunny Luv. I'm not sure how much of this is due to a bad makeup job. Crystal spits a couple of loogies into Joey's ready mouth which is something I don't see often. She doesn't blow Joey Ray very deep compared to the choke fucking the rest of girls in the DVD received. No anal and a final cumshot onto the body. Joey Ray licks up his own spooge. Impressive.

Heather Gables, Sledgehammer, Joey Silvera, and some unnamed black guy (DVD only)
Heather Gables reminds me of a blonder Anna Belle with smaller tits. It must be the eyes and lips. She's beautiful and I had seen her before in Hellcats 3. Joey starts off by pinching her labia and clit rather roughly. Then Sledgehammer joins the scene and gets to chokefuck Heather. Heather must be a major hypoxyphile cause Sledge chokes her with a part of her dress while Joey joins in. Every once in a while some black dude that I don't recognise (Domineko being late again?) would step in and get a blow. Lots of slapping of the breasts, pussy, and face. A lot of it by Heather herself! The beatings are followed up by some passionate kissing. I've never seen such self-inspiration since Julie Night. Heather gives up the butt in this scene. Multiple cumshots onto the mouth. Some down the hatch. This scene was fucking awesome. At first I was uncomfortable with all the choking and slapping until Heather started doing it to herself to keep busy. She came many many many times but I wouldn't be surprised if she threw up once from the intense throat fucking.

Conclusion:
Get this dvd for Heather Gables's incredible scene. If anyone still uses VHS, they'd be screwed out of the best scene. Sativa and Foxy Lady are smokers too. Except for Pandora, all the girls give an inspired effort. An average effort from Joey Silvera. Average being pretty damn good. If you have any comments, leave me an email.



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